I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 121 Break It (13)

Zhang Yu…

His role in "Mars" is as the Big Brother!
When it comes to variety show sense, there are a lot of people of the same age as Wanwan who are better than him.

But he is well-known in mainland China thanks to "I Am a Singer" and is also aware of the mainland's verbal taboos.

This is something that many people don’t have…

In the first season, he became famous for driving and telling dirty jokes, and was given the nickname "Old Driver". But in the second season, it was no longer so, because he and his wife were considered a perfect couple in the eyes of the public - they met when they were 12, fell in love when they were 17, and got married when they were 30...

Once this character is determined, it will be bad if you tell dirty jokes again!
However, Wu Mengda mentioned Xu Bule in the last issue, which gave him inspiration, and Zhang Yu began to talk about his past experiences in the underworld in Wanwan...

"It's not the last episode, why are you being so sentimental... No one is forcing you with a gun..."

"Brother Yu, have you ever been held at gunpoint?"

"It's not about getting a gun...it's about getting beaten!"

Zhang Yu talked about his experience of being beaten while performing as a resident singer: "Not only was I beaten, but I also had several scars on my face from cigarette burns... I can still vaguely see them now..."

Xue Zhiqian was very angry, but also a little confused: "…If you want to hit him, just hit him. Why do you have to burn him with cigarette butts?"

"I fought back... The other party wanted to teach me a cruel lesson..."

"... "

……

This episode has a lot of highlights, and it is estimated that it will be broadcast in two parts.

After the recording, they had dinner together as usual. Yang Di asked, "When will your movie The Wandering Earth be released?"

"It will probably be next year's Lunar New Year or Spring Festival... after all, the post-production work is huge!"

"What about 'Time Travel Together'?"

"This is fast. Normally, a romantic comedy takes more than a month to shoot and two months for post-production, and then it can be prepared for release..."

Shen Mengchen continued: "Valentine's Day?"

"That's unlikely. The Spring Festival is on February 2 next year, and Valentine's Day is on the 15th of the twelfth lunar month... It just happens to coincide with the Spring Festival period, and a lot of big movies are rushing to be released. We don't have the confidence..."

At present, the movies that have been confirmed for the 2018 Spring Festival include "Monster Hunt 2", "Detective Chinatown 2", "Journey to the West: The Women Kingdom"...

They are all big productions with a cost of hundreds of millions.

And the stars gather!

"Time Raiders", a small movie with a cost of more than 20 million yuan, who is it fighting against?
Who can beat?
It’s impossible for the cinema to ignore so many big productions and just support a low-budget movie!

“…So you’ve been busy filming movies lately?”

Shen Liang answered casually: "I also have to participate in the Spring Festival Gala rehearsal and joint rehearsal..."

“Will Seaweed Dance be on the Spring Festival Gala?”

"It's not 'Seaweed Dance', it's another song... It's still kept secret for now..."

"You are amazing! You are directly on the Spring Festival Gala!"

Xue Zhiqian heard the key words and asked quickly: "Who will be on the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Shen Liang!"

"Wow, you're going to be on the Spring Festival Gala?"

Shen Liang nodded, then shook his head: "It's still in rehearsal. If it's not suitable, it will definitely be removed!"

"That's not bad, at least I participated in the rehearsal. I can't do that!"

Yang Di complained: "Your songs are all sad, which doesn't fit the festive mood of the Spring Festival Gala..."

Xue Zhiqian ignored him and asked Shen Liang directly: "What song do you want to sing? "Seaweed Dance"? "

"No, it's a new song, the kind that will be premiered on the Spring Festival Gala, and it's still in the confidentiality stage..."

"First release on the Spring Festival Gala? Wow, you are amazing!"

“…The production team was indeed very tolerant of me…”

Xue Zhiqian nodded, then remembered something: "By the way, I'm going to record "Tucao Conference" next week, do you want to join?"

“Who is the guest of honor?”

"Of course it is me!"

Shen Liang quickly shook his head: "...I don't dare to go. If I go and complain, the audience will take it seriously!"

"That's right," Xue Zhiqian nodded, "I just said it casually, I don't dare to really let you go."

...After recording "Mars", Shen Liang rushed to Beijing to participate in the second rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala. This time he did not go home, but flew directly back to Shanghai.

The crew of "Time Travel" is still waiting for him...

As a light romantic comedy, it revolves around the story of two protagonists, a man and a woman. The difference is that on the night of arrival in Shanghai, Yang Di also flew over to make a guest appearance.

The bartender...

The story goes like this: Gu Xiaojiao and Lu Ming wanted to exploit a bug - to make money by taking advantage of the time difference between 1999 and 2018...

What makes money the fastest?
Buy lottery tickets, of course!

Use a 2018 computer to look up the winning lottery numbers from 1999, then buy a 1999 lottery ticket…

The two of them celebrated their upcoming fortunes by going to the bar to drink...

He drank a little too much, got confused about the time, and opened a bottle of 2018 red wine in 1999, and then had an argument with the waiter, the character played by Yang Di...

By the way, the movie explains this bug like this: The lottery was drawn live on TV, and the numbers matched the numbers they bought! They jumped up excitedly and shouted loudly, "We won the lottery, we won the lottery!" What happened? In the blink of an eye, the numbers on the lottery ticket disappeared, leaving only a blank piece of paper...

The conclusion is: Even if you can travel through time, the future cannot be changed!

In fact, this thing doesn't stand up to scrutiny at all. Look, Lu Ming has seen 2018, which means he knows a lot of information in advance...

There are countless opportunities to change your destiny.

Of course, movies don’t have to be so serious…

"Ka... No, you two should discuss it again..."

The director yelled "Cut", this segment can't go on...

It's not Yang Di's problem. Yang Di's scenes have already been filmed. It's Gu Xiaojiao who seduced Lu Ming...

According to the plot, the two of them are now secretly in love, but Gu Xiaojiao has some concerns. After all, Lu Ming is a non-existent person - a person born in 99!
But she still flirts with him verbally...

There are no lines in the script for this part, and the actors need to feel each other out...

They performed it several times, but it felt a little off...

Shen Liang was also a little uncomfortable, so he simply discussed with Director Su Lun: "Director... I'm not very familiar with Sister Tiantian... And, to be honest, I feel that Sister Tiantian is too obedient, lacking a bit of charm..."

"Then you teach her!"

“I’m not really good at…”

"You don't know? Who would believe it?"

Jing Tian also came over: "...I feel a little hard too..."

Xu Zheng on the side said: "Do you know why it's so awkward? You two don't act like a couple, you're too polite..."

"then what should we do?"

"...you two should spend a day alone together...try to feel like a couple!"

Xu Zheng glanced at Su Lun, who immediately understood: "Right, I'll give you a day off, you can go out and play for a day..."

Shen Liang was speechless: "How can I get out? Who doesn't know Sister Tiantian?"

Su Lun suggested: "...You don't have to go out, you can watch a movie together, chat, drink...talk about your feelings about life...What do you usually do with your girlfriend?"

Shen Liang thought for a moment and answered, "...eating, watching plays, playing in the escape room...sometimes we even play games together!"

Jing Tian was surprised: "You have a girlfriend?"

"Ex-girlfriend, I dated her in college..."

"Then you and Tiantian can do what you like...at least you should look like a couple~"

"…That…"

"You two aren't leaving yet?"

Jing Tian looked at Shen Liang, then asked Su Lun: "Where are you going?"

"casual…"

"No, I'm not familiar with Shanghai!"

Xu Zheng checked the time and said, "Now we can go shopping at Wukang Road or Duolun Road. They have a sense of old Shanghai..."

Shen Liang was a little embarrassed: "But, I asked Brother Di to come and make a guest appearance..."

Xu Zheng said indifferently: "It's okay, I'll accompany him, give me his phone number!"

(End of this chapter)