I didn't want to be an actor
Chapter 118: Almost Ruined
Chapter 118: Almost Ruined (13)
As soon as Lu Si opened her mouth, the atmosphere immediately turned pink...
Shen Liang quickly said, "Please speak carefully. Do you know that what you just said immediately turned me into a scumbag?"
Shen Mengchen smiled and walked to Zhao Lusi: "That's right, Lusi, please tell me. If you have any questions, I will help you!"
“…That’s right, when we were filming the MV, Brother Shen Liang was very nice to me. He took me out for midnight snacks and taught me how to act…”
"I teach you acting? How is that possible? I don't even understand acting myself, how can I be confident enough to teach others?" Shen Liang immediately interrupted Zhao Lusi's accusation and asked back, "Did you remember the wrong person?"
"Not teaching, but... recommending several books to me, and letting me find an acting coach to learn acting from the group..."
"…Right, and I didn't ignore you…I replied to all your WeChat messages!"
In order to prove his innocence, Shen Liang took out his cell phone: "Look..."
Yang Di snatched it away, read only one page, and said speechlessly: "It took you five hours to reply~"
"…I was filming The Wandering Earth at that time, and the clothes I wore were all exoskeleton armor + protective clothing, so it was impossible for me to carry a mobile phone…The shooting lasted for more than 12 hours, and I didn’t take off my clothes even when eating…"
"You don't take it off even when you eat?"
"Well, it takes at least two hours to take it off and put it on..."
Yang Di immediately discovered the loophole: "What about going to the toilet?"
Shen Liang gritted his teeth: "We all wear adult diapers..."
“…Really?”
"Really..." Then, Shen Liang opened his mobile phone album: "Look, this is our daily life on the set..."
"This is Zhao Jinmai, who plays my sister. Like me, she shoots for at least 12 hours a day and can basically fall asleep anywhere... The difference is that after filming every day, she has to practice questions for three hours... because she will take the high school entrance exam soon..."
Yang Di looked at the photo and thought carefully: "I seem to have seen this girl somewhere. Has she acted in a play?"
"Yes, she starred in "A Little Farewell" and the movie version of "Balala the Fairies"!"
"Why does she look so familiar? I've seen her in a play..."
Shen Liang changed the subject and asked Zhao Lusi: "Haven't you been to our crew? You should know our situation..."
Zhao Lusi took the risk and revealed a big secret: "Then...you kissed me!"
"Wow!"
There was an immediate exclamation at the scene...
The audience below slammed their hands on the table...
Shen Mengchen widened his eyes: "Really?"
"You took advantage of the MV shooting to take advantage of the actress?"
The latter sentence was said by Xue Zhiqian...
Shen Liang was stunned for a moment. No, that wasn’t the case during the rehearsal… Fortunately, he was smart enough to reply immediately: “I was kissing secretly… The director asked me to kiss secretly… I wanted to film the reaction… Besides, you didn’t object when we were discussing the scene…”
"But you didn't say kiss..."
“…I kissed your forehead, right?”
Shen Liang was not sure either, so the director team immediately played the MV of "Last Summer"...
It’s time to get to the crucial point, freeze the frame directly - it was indeed the mouth that was kissed!
"…My problem!" Shen Liang immediately raised his hands to beg for mercy: "My problem…I usually kiss on the lips, never on the forehead…Maybe it was a subconscious action…Look, the action just now was so harmonious!"
“…Ah~”
The audience immediately booed...
"This is not a crosstalk, I'm telling the truth..." Shen Liang pointed at the picture and said, "Look at these two people, the man is handsome, the woman is beautiful... Don't you want them to have an intimate contact?"
"...You are so shameless!" Shen Mengchen said something fair, and then asked Lu Si: "Do you have anything else to say?"
Zhao Lusi curled her lips: "No more..."
In fact, she still wanted to ask about Chen Xiao...
Let’s stop while we’re ahead, it’s already taken up half a chapter!
Yang Di suddenly said: "Actually, you can ask him these questions in private!"
Zhao Lusi explained: "I can't see him privately at all!"
"…I can't help it. I'm too busy right now and can't make it..."
"Are you trying to say that you are too famous?" "Almost. It's up to you to interpret it however you want..."
"Who else wants to ask questions?" Wang Han continued to push the process. He wanted to finish this session quickly. Then someone stood up and said, "Director, I want to ask about Shao's handle!"
Shaobing looked around, then pointed at himself: "Me?"
"Yes! I want to ask, the last time you came, everyone was expecting you to have a quarrel with Shen Liang, but in the end, you only contributed the word "collapse". Have you thought about how to fight back today?"
Shaobing glanced at Shen Liang, and then said: "...My master said that I should be low-key when I come out to record the show, because I not only represent myself, but also represent Deyun Society!"
"Shen Liang, what do you think of Yunshe?"
"Me?" Shen Liang pointed at himself: "What does it have to do with me? I'm not in the opera business..."
"Then you sided with Cao Yunjin last time..."
Shen Liang shook his head: "I never stand on anyone's side. People change... Just stick to the facts, do you understand? Then I criticized Liu Wei and Xue Zhiqian in the last show. Are we no longer friends?"
"…So you reconciled with Deyun Society? I saw Wu Jing posted a photo of you and Teacher Yu Qian…"
Shen Liang waved his hand: "That day, Uncle Yu came to visit the crew of "The Wandering Earth" and Brother Jing introduced me to drink with Uncle Yu... I like Uncle Yu very much, and Uncle Yu also appreciates me..."
"But the lottery is for Deyun Society..."
"Uncle Yu is Uncle Yu, Deyun Society is Deyun Society...Uncle Yu is just an actor in Deyun Society, he does not represent Deyun Society! Such a trivial matter, can't you understand? I have never had any relationship with Deyun Society, never had any relationship in the past, and never will have any relationship in the future, do you understand?"
Seeing that Shen Liang was getting a little angry, the one who asked the question sat down...
Shaobing glanced at Shen Liang, then sat down as well...
……
The opening was very exciting, and the follow-up must also keep up. Wang Han asked Xue Zhiqian to name someone, and Xue Zhiqian of course named Zhu Zhen...
They are good friends...
Of course, in Mars, friendship is just a stepping stone...
Zhu Zhen raised a topic: lying and covering up lies!
He told a story about Xue Zhiqian... In order to surprise his wife, he cosplayed as Ayumi Hamasaki and bought stockings... But he felt that they were inappropriate, so he threw them into the trash can. When his wife found out, he just lied and said they were Xue Zhiqian's...
"Why is Xue Zhiqian wearing stockings?"
"Xue Zhiqian, you know what I mean!"
The whole audience burst into laughter...
He told this story in a funny tone…
Wang Han smiled and asked Shen Liang: "Does Shen Liang have any stories about lying?"
Shen Liang shook his head: "I generally don't lie... and I don't associate with people who like to lie. As the saying goes, a gentleman is open and honest, while a villain is always worried... People who like to lie can basically be classified as villains... and it's too stupid for me to find out that you are lying. Associating with such people will affect my IQ..."
Wang Han nodded: "Not necessarily. There are two kinds of lies. One is a white lie, which is told to make others happy and consider their feelings. The other is to deceive others and fake their persona in order to achieve one's own goals and interests, and to obtain things that are not deserved and undeserved by deceiving others... It is right for us not to associate with the second kind of people!"
“Oh, a white lie…” Shen Liang got it instantly and looked at Yang Di: “Brother Di, you’ve become more and more handsome recently. Fame nourishes people!”
Yang Di cooperated very well: "…Really?"
"That's fake. Did you change your stylist?"
Yang Di immediately made a fainting gesture, and Liu Wei became anxious: "What about me? What about me?"
"Brother Liu Wei is becoming more and more manly. Has he started working out recently?"
“…I really work out!”
"…Being a girl is a temperament, it has nothing to do with body shape!"
Shen Mengchen also joined in: "What about me?"
Shen Liang glanced at her and said, "Sister Mengchen looks much better recently, and her complexion has become whiter. She has a star-like temperament..."
Shen Mengchen smiled, and Yang Di immediately added: "Where's the truth?"
"What I just said is the truth...I never lie to women!"
"Ah~"
This time, not only the audience, but even Wang Han started to sigh...
(End of this chapter)
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