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Chapter 183 Marvel One Three Zero and Five Universes

"Ow!"

Listening to the flat-headed tiger's cry, Deadpool spread his hands in frustration.

"Dangdangdang~ This is the most wolverine-like wolverine I have ever seen, but unfortunately, he is still not the type I want!"

"And we can't even fight this one, otherwise it will at least attract animal protection. RBQ, let's go!"

Donton grabbed Deadpool and then came to another Wolverine from the flames.

The moment they appeared, Wolverine, wearing a yellow and black battle suit, happened to stretch out his claws in the forest.

Although his claws were extended a little abruptly, Donton still nodded with satisfaction. This was the most qualified Wolverine so far.

Normal build, normal species, normal age, looks extremely normal.

Strange, when did even normal become the standard of passing?

As he thought about it, Donton patted Wade's shoulder.

"I think this is good, what do you think?"

"I think it's great, this is it, I'll go right away..."

"HOO!!! Hulk is angry!!!"

Before Deadpool could finish his words, an aggressive roar came from behind them.

At the same time, Deadpool turned his head dully and looked at the huge Hulk.

He asked Donton hesitantly.

"So, it's Hulk vs. Wolverine here?"

After saying that, he casually raised his middle finger to the Hulk.

"Fuck you, idiot, I'm the fucking savior of Marvel!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool immediately squatted on the ground, while Wolverine rushed towards Hulk with his claws raised, and Hulk also jumped towards Wolverine.

As for Downton who was caught in the middle, he grabbed Wolverine's claws with his left hand and blocked Hulk's fist with his right hand!

boom! ! !
After a loud bang, all the trees within a radius of nearly 200 meters were shattered by the violent shock wave, and even Deadpool was blown away by this force.

He said this while giving Donton a thumbs up while flying backwards.

"So this is the kind of vegetable you were talking about, damn it.

But let’s not disturb them!”

After saying that, Deadpool opened a portal behind him and disappeared.

At the same time, Downton suddenly picked up Wolverine and used his body to smash Hulk away.

Just as Hulk flew over, Downton spat into his palm.

He then tidied up Wolverine's messy hair, and then appeared behind Deadpool from the flames.

At this moment, Deadpool does not appear in the new universe.

He was sitting dejectedly beside a grave made of rubble.

Of course, this grave has been dug up by Deadpool, and there are even countless silver-gleaming Adamantium and golden bones scattered around the grave.

There was blood on some of the bones, and it was obvious that this must have been the work of Deadpool.

When Deadpool saw Downton appear, he sighed dejectedly, then pointed to the scattered bones in the distance and said.

"Welcome to my Marvel 1305 universe."

"What?"

Hearing this, Tang Dun was slightly stunned.

"Are you sure your universe is codenamed 1305?"

"How can I be uncertain? My universe is just one, three, zero and five..."

"grass!"

Donton raised his middle finger in annoyance, then looked at the adamantium skeleton on the ground with admiration.

"It's a pity that once adamantium is formed, it can't be reshaped again. Otherwise, I would definitely take Logan's bones back and make a suit of armor."

"Fake!"

Hearing what Downton said, Deadpool raised his middle finger in annoyance.

"You're even more fucking bad than me, even I just tied Logan's claws to my hands and stuck them in someone's vagina to pretend I was Wolverine.

And you actually want to melt his bones directly!"

As he spoke, Deadpool dejectedly picked up one of Logan's bones and swung it around in boredom.

Logan: I'm on the morning shift!
Anyway, while playing with the bone, Deadpool sighed sadly. At the side, Downton came to Deadpool with Wolverine's claw in his hand and hit him on the head with it.

"Come on, man, you can get so depressed?
We just went around in several universes, but I still don’t know what happened in your universe. Can you tell me about it? "

"cut!"

In response to Downton's words, Deadpool raised his middle finger in boredom, and then asked at a rapid speed.

"You know my story, don't tell me you haven't even watched my movie!

You are not from our universe at all, which is why I really brought you here.

If I can't find a qualified Logan to maintain my timeline, I can at least find some comfort from you, the intruder."

"Uh……"

Listening to Deadpool's words, Downton was slightly stunned, then shook his head unhappily.

"To be honest, when I started traveling through the universe, your movie hadn't even been released yet."

"Fake!"

Hearing this, Deadpool raised his middle finger twice in frustration and continued.

"I can't allow you to not see such a good movie, man, if everyone is like you and can't see me, I'm afraid it won't be long before I have to do odd jobs in other movies to make a living.

Anyway, I went through a lot of fucking stuff, fell in love with a woman, then lost her, then I got her back.

But... after coming back to me, she chose to leave me, because it was my existence that forced her to be killed by bullets again and again, and I could only make her feel pain.

Or was it because she was fed up with my little antics?
Although I have many tricks, it's really enough to play with her for two years. Every middle-aged man will have a similar dilemma, that is, how can I let her play with me, or...how can I let myself play with her.

I don’t know how others deal with it, but I don’t have any good solution.

And just like that, I fucking broke up with Vanessa. We still had sex together a lot, but it was different.

In order to win back Vanessa, I decided to find a job and be a good person, such as joining the Avengers.

But unfortunately, Happy from the 616 universe doesn’t like me, and he might just tear up my office.

I really don't understand where his temper comes from. He is just a hero's assistant, not even an Avenger.

Just because he made the Iron Man movie? Damn it, I would rather think that it was Robert Jr.'s credit.

Anyway, damn, I was rejected by the X-Men first, and then by the Avengers. No one wanted to team up with me except my favorite Peter.

So I became a fucking used car salesman, selling fucking Toyotas all day long.

By the way, I want to curse those people who took advantage of their impotence to secretly develop a car like the Odyssey that doesn't respond even when you step on the accelerator to the bottom, and that can make all men experience the feeling of impotence!"

At this point, Deadpool turned his face to the air, then slammed his head into the air, making a sound of breaking glass.

Looking at Deadpool in such a situation, Downton grinned, and then the smile turned into a crazy laugh.

After laughing, he immediately patted Deadpool on the shoulder and asked.

"And then, haha, I like your story."

"Then, at the end of another fucking failed day, my friends came over to celebrate my unfinished birthday.

Before I had a chance to chat about my relationship with Vanessa at my birthday party, the guy from the Time Management Bureau knocked on my door.

And then...Fuck!!!"

Having said that, Deadpool suddenly jumped up, then rushed to Logan's skull and kicked the skull away like a ball.

"call!"

Deadpool finally sighed with relief, then returned to Downton and said.

"That guy named Paradox from the Time Management Bureau told me that my timeline will soon be forgotten!
Because every multiverse has an anchor point that connects the entire universe. No matter how happily other people in the universe live, as long as that anchor point disappears, all other people will disappear along with the universe!
Damn it, my movie is called Deadpool, but the anchor of my universe is fucking Logan!!!
After all, everyone loves Wolverine, damn it!"

"That's it, man, because Logan has lived enough, everything I have must be sacrificed along with his sacrifice!

As for time, damn, there are less than seventy-one hours left.

Or, I will find a new Wolverine in another universe and make him the anchor of our universe again.

Otherwise, I can only watch Vanessa's little butt turn into ashes!"

Having said that, Deadpool suddenly straightened his hips and then waved to Downton.

"Let's go, my God of the Audience. Let me sacrifice more fun to you, and you will bless me to find a way to save my universe!"

"No problem, and I'm glad to see you've regained your motivation. We really are like-minded, haha!"

Downton laughed and patted Deadpool on the shoulder, and the two of them instantly came behind the other Wolverine.

And the Wolverine in front of them...

There were clearly two more people behind him, but he was too lazy to even move. Instead, he picked up the whiskey with disdain and drank half of the bottle in one gulp.

(End of this chapter)