American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander.

Chapter 184 The Terrified Time Management Bureau
"Logan, my good friend, your brother Wade is here to see you!"

From quite a distance, Deadpool came over to Logan and sat down in a servile manner.

At the same time, Donton sat on the other side of Logan and waved to the bartender.

"Give me a bottle of the same."

"no problem."

The bartender threw a bottle of wine to Downton, and then touched Logan's bottle with his own bottle.

Seeing this, Logan shook his head sadly and said drunkenly.

"I thought you were going to say pay for me, after all, that's what they used to do."

"Then I'm different from them, because I never pay the fucking bill!"

Donton said as he gave the bartender the middle finger.

Hearing this, the bartender smiled bitterly and shrugged.

"You can give it if you want, or not if you don't want, I can't afford to offend you anyway.

Those who can hang out with a fool like Logan are not easy to mess with, so consider it my treat."

After saying that, the bartender brought another bottle to Logan and Donton.

At the same time, Deadpool grabbed Logan by the collar and said.

"Okay, man, now is not the time to drink. When my troubles are over, I will stick the bottle into your rectum and let you absorb it and enjoy it all the way to the end!"

"Fake!"

After hearing what Deadpool said, Wolverine, who was originally planning to listen to what Downton had to say, suddenly lost his mood. He turned around suddenly and grabbed Deadpool's neck drunkenly.

At the same time, his raised right fist had an adamantium claw slowly extending out.

However, perhaps he was too drunk, and his claws could not be extended any further after just six or seven centimeters.

Looking at the swaying Logan, he tried hard to control himself and make his claws longer.

Deadpool shook his head slightly.

"I understand, haha, every middle-aged man will encounter similar problems, you are just one of them.

But in that case, do you really want to fight me with your little claws that can't get hard?
Come with me and see what kind of life I have prepared for you. That kind of life is definitely much better than the state you are in now."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wade immediately wanted to pull Logan away. While pulling Logan, he waved to Downton.

"Let's go, buddy, let me take you to the Time Management Bureau for a look."

"No problem, I like tour guides like you!"

Donton stood up with the bottle of wine and followed Wade and Logan.

After being dragged two steps, Logan suddenly escaped from Deadpool's control.

Just as Logan was trying to adjust his steps and rush to the bar, Deadpool pulled out his gun in frustration.

"It's rare to meet a Logan who seems to be doing fine, so let's not make things too awkward.

I don't mind, we can fight for ten days and still not decide who will win, but the guys I bring with me can kick you into the universe!"

"Relax!"

In response to Deadpool's reminder, Logan grabbed the bottle on the bar.

He just raised his finger to Deadpool and said to Wade.

"Wait for me for a moment, just a moment!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Logan put the bottle of wine into his mouth and swallowed it in big gulps.

Seeing the full bottle of whiskey gradually disappear, Deadpool curled his lips.

"Look at this hungry little wolf-dog, tut tut."

"Look at this envious little scabby boy. After all, Logan is the anchor and you are just a fucking clown~"

Donton taunted Deadpool mercilessly, causing Deadpool to cover his mouth with his free hand.

"I'll be very sad if you say that!"

thump!
As soon as Deadpool finished speaking, Logan, who had just finished a whole bottle of whiskey, fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Deadpool was slightly stunned, and then he couldn't help but look at Downton.

“So this is what he meant when he asked me to wait. I just need to wait a little bit, and he will get so drunk that he won’t even feel me fucking him.

But I don’t like hairy butts, haha~”

As he spoke, Deadpool quickly pulled up Wolverine.

Kara...

Because Wolverine was too heavy and Deadpool pulled too hard, his clothes were torn by Deadpool.

"Wow~"

Donton whistled softly.

"You're so impatient, man, but it's true.

Anyway, there are still more than seventy hours left, how about I drink for a while, and you two go find a hotel nearby?"

"Stop it, Revenant, can't you see he's still wearing an X-Men uniform?

I believe this guy will satisfy Paradox, haha!"

Having said that, Deadpool directly opened the portal and carried Wolverine in.

But as soon as he walked out of the portal, he was stabbed in the face by a stick flashing with electric light.

“Oh my god!!!”

With Deadpool's scream, his and Wolverine's bodies suddenly disappeared. At the moment when Deadpool and Wolverine disappeared, Downton also turned into a flame in the bar and teleported in the direction of Deadpool.

At the same time, in a branch of the Space-Time Administration, Mr. Paradox wiped the sweat off his forehead with difficulty.

“Damn it, how could this guy provoke that guy!

I searched all the information in the Administration, but I couldn't find out where that guy came from!
He completely offended the sacred timeline, but until now, the higher-ups have not come up with a plan to deal with him.

He himself said that he came from DC. What a joke! It’s not like DC hasn’t collaborated with Marvel before. Don’t I know who from DC has come to Marvel?
What's more, he doesn't even exist in the fucking DC comics!
No!

This bastard Deadpool, it would have been fine if he just went after Wolverine, but he actually found this huge troublemaker!

And he actually wanted to bring this kind of trouble to my office, why doesn't he just die!!!"

……

As Mr. Paradox roared, Deadpool and Wolverine fell suddenly from the sky.

Feeling the sensation of falling, Wolverine's body started working again and the alcohol in his body was quickly broken down.

When he hit the ground hard, even the last bit of alcohol and his broken muscles returned to a healthy state.

Then Wolverine suddenly jumped up, quickly stretched out his steel claws, and stared at Wade who was crawling up from the ground.

"I'm here, damn it, now it's your turn to wait for me for a while!"

Wade waved to Wolverine and climbed up with difficulty. He rubbed his waist and continued.

"Why the hell don't they want to see me?

Revenant, this must be your problem, or it must be the problem of drunkard Logan, but it is definitely not my problem.

But now, how can we save my world?

And the most important thing is, guess what I saw, oh no, it’s the 20th Century Fox sign, they were finally thrown away like garbage!

Wait…so they sent me to the fucking dump?"

Having said that, Deadpool quickly touched his waist to see if his teleporter was still there.

Unfortunately, after he disappeared, his transporter fell to the ground of the Space-Time Administration.

So Deadpool rubbed his head in annoyance, and then said to Downton who suddenly appeared beside him.

"Something bad has happened, Revenant. I seem to have screwed up again. The Space and Time Administration won't play with me anymore, and I lost my transporter!"

"Ah."

Listening to Deadpool's words, Downton also nodded.

"Something really happened to you, because they actually threw you into the fucking void, or it's okay to call it the void."

"What?"

Hearing this, Deadpool held his chin in surprise.

"You actually know where this is, but haven't you seen my movies?
Haha, I knew you were lying to me, how could anyone reject me!

Impossible, absolutely impossible! "

"Haha, I haven't seen your movie, but I have seen Loki's TV series. The fifth episode of the first season is about the void. Tsk tsk."

Downton responded to Deadpool mercilessly, and then waved to Logan who was eyeing him from a distance.

“Logan, this guy screwed up again.

Don't think you two can get by here just because you are immortal. There are creatures in this place that are specifically designed to destroy you, and they can destroy you without leaving any hair behind."

"I'm not surprised at all."

After listening to what Donton said, Logan responded with a cold face, then strode up to Wade.

Logan yelled at Wade as he stabbed his claws into Wade's heart.

"Where the hell are we now, asshole, send me back to my previous world!"

"But you still have to save my world, man, and we're made for each other.

Believe me, after the two of us save the world, we can make a fortune just by swearing and fighting occasionally every day.

Because countless people around the world are looking forward to the new movie you and I will star in.

Especially my new movie, haha!”

Having said that, Deadpool pulled out his adamantium sword and inserted the blade into Logan's ribs.

"Ugh!"

Logan felt a pain in his heart and pierced Wade's head with his sharp claws.

"I'm not in the mood to earn your lousy money. Even though I have nothing left, at least I still have memories!

Now, immediately, right now, send me back to my world!"

"But I can't do it, man. Without the electronic toys, I can only dance with my butt sticking up, and I'm not dancing as stupidly as Star-Lord.

If you want to go home, you have to ask that fellow called the dead soul over there for help. He doesn't need an electronic toy to travel through the universe.

"Ghost, come to think of it, who are you? Can you really do it?"

Hearing this, Logan looked at Downton suspiciously.

Facing Logan's gaze, Donton smiled and spread his hands.

“A man can’t say no, Logan, but I don’t want to go back so soon.

Don’t you think it’s fun here? You can meet all kinds of people! "

Having said that, Donton raised his right hand and looked at a tattered billboard in the distance.

On top of the billboard standing in the Gobi Desert, a cloaked figure was gazing at them affectionately.

(End of this chapter)