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Chapter 182 Superman Wolverine

On the other hand, when Downton and Deadpool fell from the light curtain, Downton immediately fell steadily into a pile of bloody skulls.

Deadpool smashed a bunch of red skulls horizontally.

"Oh shit, my back~"

Deadpool struggled to crawl out of the skull and raised his middle finger to Donton.

"You didn't even give me a hand. I thought you were my soul mate."

“Haha, we actually have a lot of differences, we can’t let our characters become repetitive.

So you see, I'm at least a lot cooler than you, man."

As he spoke, Donton pointed to the distance where there were countless skulls.

Looking at Wolverine Logan who was nailed to an X-shaped wooden stake and was struggling, Deadpool rubbed his face regretfully.

"I really want to convince myself that this guy can do it, but you can see that he can't, absolutely not!"

"Then let's go and continue looking for the next Wolverine!"

Downton smiled and grabbed Deadpool's shoulders, and they both disappeared from the flames in an instant, leaving only Wolverine still wailing there mercilessly.

At the same time, when Downton rushed out of the fire with Deadpool, Deadpool raised his big toe to Downton in surprise.

“Good job, man, you put my feet in that world.

But don't worry, I'll grow it back in no time, just like the dozen or so cases I had back then will heal in no time.

A real man is never afraid of the injury to Niu Zi, right? "

As he spoke, Deadpool kicked his legs hard and stuffed his newly grown feet into his shoes.

At the same time, Donton slapped him unhappily and continued.

“My teleportation has never had any problems so far, you left your feet there on your own accord to play a trick on me, didn’t you?

After all, who can pull their shoes back after losing their feet? If you have the time, why don’t you put your feet back? "

"Why should I put my feet back? I just don't want you to go to the next car and ask for peanuts, sunflower seeds and beer.

But are you sure you've never had any problems? How many people have you led across the universe before me?"

"You are the first to travel across the universe."

“Fuck, I knew it, but you’re pretty good, and I’ll never admit that I’m even a little bit envious.

Well, actually it’s more than just a little bit. Even though I can always travel through every universe, I still need to use machines.

Why is it that you make a woman happy by relying on your own abilities, while I make a woman happy by relying on all kinds of electronic toys?

This is not fair! "

Deadpool said this as he walked towards the bar in front with a look of relief.

Right at the bar counter of the bar, Wolverine's back was clearly visible, and many people in the bar cast curious eyes at Deadpool and Downton.

After all, this is a bar where mutants often appear, so no one is curious about how Downton and Deadpool showed up. As for the conversation between Downton and Deadpool...

They just thought it was stupid.

Just like when you are walking on the street and hear two old men discussing God and Satan, would you think they are Shazam and Doctor Fate?
Of course not, you would just think they are just chatting and joking.

At the same time, Deadpool has come behind Wolverine.

Looking at Wolverine who was raising the bottle to drink, Deadpool said enthusiastically.

"Haha, my good buddy Logan, your Deadpool dad and the Revenant..."

Deadpool suddenly turned around and said to Downton.

"That's the name, right?"

"Hmmmm~"

Donton nodded, and Deadpool immediately continued speaking to Wolverine.

"That's right, man, your dad Wade and dad Revenant are here to play house with you!
You gotta come save the world with me, man, I'll never find a woman like Vanessa without you!"

"Fake!"

Deadpool's words obviously interrupted Wolverine's urge to drink, so Wolverine turned around suddenly and jumped down from the booth in front of the bar!

Boom!
Watching Wolverine's landing, Deadpool covered his mouth in surprise.

"Nice landing, like every superhero landing, but are you sure you need to do that when you land from a stool... oh shit!!!"

Before Deadpool finished his words, Wolverine had already stood up. Standing beside him, Donton couldn't help laughing when he saw his shape.

"Pfft!"

"Don't laugh, my dear Maria, we must learn to respect the disabled!"

Deadpool silently interrupted Downton's laughter, then waved to the little potato in front of him who had Hugh Jackman's face but was less than 1.5 meters tall.

“But you are definitely not the Logan I’m looking for. Look at our hairy gymnast, the short one is so faithful to the original!
Damn it, little brat, go play by yourself, Daddy wants to play with..."

Poof! ! !

Before Deadpool could finish his words, Wolverine's sharp claws had already pierced into his stomach from under his crotch!
Seeing the blood flowing from his claws, the little potato version of Logan spit in disdain, then asked Downton while nailing Deadpool with his claws.

"Although he's different from the jerk I remembered, he's definitely Wade. What about you, man? I don't remember knowing an Asian like you!"

At this point, Potato Wolverine grabbed Wade's calf and pulled his claws out of Wade's py.

Then he bared his claws and growled at Donton.

"So, you're here to disturb me too!"

"Ah no no no, he's just here to make some cameos, right Revenant?"

Deadpool agreed on behalf of Downton, then looked at Downton from a distance.

As for Donton, he suddenly rushed to the 1.45 meter tall Logan and grabbed Logan in his hand.

After gently shaking Logan in his hand, Downton grinned at Wade.

“Are you sure he can’t do it, man? Little wolfdogs like him are still very popular, right?

I always feel that he can actually form a CP with Laura, and the name of the film is the legendary story of the dwarf father and the tall daughter. "

"Pfft!" Deadpool burst out laughing.

puff!

Wolverine's steel claws immediately extended a distance and then stabbed hard at Downton's soft spot.

Ding!
After a sound, Potato Wolverine looked at his claws dejectedly. His adamantium claws, which were always successful, were actually frustrated by Donton's skin!
On the side, looking at Wolverine whose steel claws could not make any progress, Deadpool immediately raised his hands excitedly.

"Oh yeah, oh yeah! That's what I want!

The reason I brought you here is because I wanted to see Logan get frustrated, ahahaha!

We are all weapons made of adamantium, so I must not be the only one suffering!

It’s awesome, it’s really awesome, let’s continue!!!”

While shouting, Deadpool opened the portal, and Downton casually shook off Potato Wolverine and kicked Deadpool into the portal.

When Downton walked through the portal, he saw Deadpool rolling towards a super strong Wolverine.

The super strong Wolverine was repairing his pickup truck. Looking at the majestic back of Wolverine who was only wearing jeans and a simple white vest, Deadpool pursed his lips with satisfaction.

"That's it, haha, there must be no problem with this one this time.

Logan, man, my universe is waiting for you to save it!"

"what?"

Hearing Deadpool's words, the super strong Logan in front of him turned his head suddenly.

And just after he turned his head, Deadpool almost put his hand into his mouth, and Downton widened his eyes in shock.

"Oh my god! I knew the world had changed. Henry Cavill is playing Logan!"

"Shit, you'd better stop saying that. Instead of calling him Henry Cavill's Logan, you should call him Superman Wolverine, damn it!"

Just as Downton said this, Henry Cavill, with the same hairstyle and beard as Wolverine, rushed towards Downton.

The ground beneath his feet instantly cracked, and his actions caused a whole circle of air explosions.

At the same time, Downton excitedly raised his arms, trying to block the fists of Henry Cavill's version of Logan.

But no matter how hard Donton tried, he crashed through the building with unparalleled force in a flash, and then rushed out of the atmosphere in the blink of an eye.

At the same time, Deadpool also followed his footsteps and flew out of the atmosphere, and he shouted desperately.

"Fuck Superman Wolverine, ahh ...

While yelling, Deadpool opened a portal in front of himself.

When he disappeared into the next universe, Donton also turned into fire and emerged from beside him.

After the two landed, they looked at the ground beneath their feet.

After a glance, Deadpool said to Downton unhappily.

"I thought you could at least fight him!"

"You've already seen it, I have absolutely no problem bullying weaklings, but if I meet a really strong guy, then I can only be bullied like a weakling.

But don't worry, I will become stronger sooner or later. Although in this damn universe, no matter how strong you become, you will definitely encounter assholes who treat you like a weakling and bully you.

But even if they die of exhaustion, they still can't deal with me. Isn't this a happy feeling?"

"Haha, I'm so fucking happy bro, so I only have 71 hours and 10 minutes left in my world.

Although the time is not so accurate because the movie only takes two hours to finish, my nervousness is definitely real, man!

If my world was gone, if I lost Vanessa, I couldn't even imagine how I would ever get happiness back!

Am I going to fuck the Vanessa that Jin likes? What a joke! His Vanessa can't dance striptease, and his Vanessa is not as sexy as mine.

I just love my own Vanessa, man, so we gotta get to the next world!"

At this point, Deadpool raised his hand in frustration, pointing at the Wolverine in an X-Men costume who was baring his claws at him and Downton in the distance...

It sounds like there's nothing wrong with it, but the question is, this wolverine is really a wolverine.

That's what people often call...the flat-headed brother!

(End of this chapter)