American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander.

Chapter 181 My Dear Virgin Mary

"That's why I asked you because I couldn't find it..."

Faced with Downton's question, Hill was stunned for a long time, and then spoke to Downton with difficulty.

"Are you sure the video on your phone isn't a movie... Damn, it can't be a movie, why are you being so boring.

So, I was fucked by someone who ran out of a comic book!

Why did you come from Gotham when there are so many places to go? That’s Gotham… what the hell is that? ! ! "

Just as Hill said this, she was stunned for a moment.

Because a rectangular light curtain suddenly appeared in front of her, and the next moment a guy wrapped in a red tights and carrying two long swords on his back walked out from it.

While turning off the light curtain behind him, the man in red looked around. Hill immediately wrapped himself in a bath towel, and Natasha quickly crawled under the quilt.

At the same time, the man in red raised his hand in surprise. While covering his mouth with his left hand, he gently adjusted his trajectory with his right hand.

"What on earth is wrong with this world? The lieutenant of SHIELD and the Black Widow slept in the same bed. They are actually serving the same man?
Kevin Feige would never come up with such a weird idea. If he dared to shoot it like this, he would definitely be beaten to death by the xxn. Those women are much more energetic when they curse at you than when they give you their love!

Kevin Feige is the fucking president of Marvel, by the way.

Also, hey, I seem to have forgotten to mention my purpose.

Anyway, I'm here to find Wolverine, a hairy, strong guy with three claws on his hands.

So, is there such a man in your world?

Of course, I mean Hanzi, not Han people~~~~"

At this point, the man in red waved to Downton enthusiastically. After a moment of confusion, Downton said to the man in red in front of him in disbelief.

"I fuck you, Deadpool?"

“Well, it seems we’ve made a good start. At least there are people in this universe who know me.

I admit that Logan is more popular than me, and Hugh Jackman is more popular than fucking Ryan Reynolds.

But you should know that we have been good friends for ten years. As long as I am there, he will be there, and as long as he is there, I will be there!

So, as long as you tell me where your Wolverine is, I won't tell you the secret of your threesomes...

Hahahaha, I'm so sorry, you guys have already appeared in my movie, who knows how many people are masturbating in front of your dicks, or looking at that sexy Han body Koubi, ahhahahaha!"

Having said that, Deadpool waved his hand heavily at Downton.

“I knew something was wrong because my adjustment to this thing was sending me right in front of Wolverine.

So now this damn machine can only send me to one Logan after another.

In other words, although you are an Asian, you should also be Logan. Is your last name Logan?

I know your last names are all in the front, otherwise would your last name be Gen? That would sound like a fucking big Jiba, hahahaha!"

While laughing, Deadpool waved at Downton.

"Anyway, you're definitely not the Logan I'm looking for, because no matter how handsome an Asian face is, it can't support the box office of Fox or Disney. They will only say they love you, but they may be annoyed with you in their hearts.

But it's fate that we meet. Fuck Adjutant Hill and Natasha for me, I'm leaving now..."

"wait!"

Just when Deadpool wanted to leave, Downton grabbed his shoulders.

Seeing that Downton crossed a distance of more than ten meters and came in front of him in an instant, the white eyes on Deadpool's mask suddenly widened, and then he nodded in admiration.

"Your move brought back some bad memories for me. I sometimes teleport, and that experience was really disgusting.

This feeling is even more disgusting when the teleporting guy becomes your trouble!
So, can we talk about it, how about letting me go? I still have a lot of things to do.

My world will be destroyed in less than seventy-two hours. Although I don’t like that world very much, there are a few people I like there.

Although every one of them is as bad as an idiot who hides at home and fucks potatoes, except Vanessa, but I admit that I like them like that. "

As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool suddenly pulled out the adamantium knife from his back and then chopped it hard at Downton's head.

Ding!
After a crisp sound, the adamantium knife was stuck on Donton's head.

Seeing the unharmed Downton, Deadpool was slightly stunned. "This is fucking outrageous. Do editors like to give Asian Wolverine a lot of tricks? Are you Wolverine or a crosstalk artist? What's the point of having a gown?

By the way, puns be damned!
Moreover, our own Wolverine in Europe only has adamantium injected into his bones, but what about you? Have you injected it into your swords as well?
My knife is an adamantium knife that the Time Change Bureau specially got for me, but it can't even pierce your skin. So did I walk into the wrong set and run into the script where the S.H.I.E.L.D. takes over the world?
Are you the fucking 10,000? Did the S.H.I.E. finally take over New York? Even Black Widow and Hill were tied to the bed by you and fucked into Cobie and Scarlett?
By the way, Hill, didn't you find it a little weird when you went to bed with an Asian under the name Cobie?

Or do you just hope they do that~~~"

Having said that, Deadpool gently touched the back of Downton's hand, and Downton grabbed his wrist with his backhand.

"Come on, man, stop giving me fucking spoilers here, I just had the Battle of New York and I ruined half of it.

And I have a little secret for you, I pulled the fucking Hulk's pants off!"

"Wow, how exciting! I've wanted to do that for a long time!"

Hearing what Downton said, Deadpool excitedly shook Downton's hand.

“You must be someone I would like. It’s a pity that there is no Asian face like you in my world, otherwise I might love you even more than I love Peter!

Anyway, my soul mate I just met, are you tough? Or are you easy to die?

Like falling into a blender while wearing a parachute, or falling onto high-voltage wires while wearing a parachute, or being hit by a bus while wearing a parachute, or being corroded by acid right after taking off the parachute? "

"Uh, why does it have to be about parachutes?"

On the bed next to them, Natasha curled up in the quilt and asked Deadpool.

Deadpool suddenly raised his middle finger to Natasha.

"Shut up, you elevator fucking bitch, I'm honored to have you as my ex-wife.

The good news is that I finally got rid of your trouble. The bad news is that people like you have entered the market again. The news that is neither good nor bad is that your best friend and I also played like that in the elevator.

And then there's the best and the worst news.

The worst news, of course, is that you didn’t even invite me to join you in the elevator!
The best news is that at least none of us have been fucked by Durant~"

After he finished speaking, Deadpool grabbed Downton's wrist tightly and then asked Downton.

"Let's two real men put those bitches aside first. If you are not so easy to die, would you like to try to form a team with me?
Our team now consists of me, and me, and me, and maybe you, and we definitely have at least one Wolverine, man!
Anyway, my world needs saving, so having one more person to help me isn't a bad thing, especially since I can see that we are of the same mind.

So come and save my world, my dear Virgin Mary?"

Having said that, Deadpool suddenly activated the teleportation device, and he and Downton fell directly towards the light curtain under their feet.

Meanwhile, Deadpool was there laughing.

“Don’t believe my questions, because I’ve made up my mind, and you can’t get away from it, man.

Anyway, what should I call you, the man with the threesome, or the man caught in the middle of the bitch?"

"Haha, you can call me Revenant, Wade."

"Woohoo, that doesn't sound bad, it's better than a dead person or something.

So guess where we're headed next?
Every world with X-Men, of course!
Wolverine, I'm here, haha!"

As he said this, Downton and Deadpool happened to fall into the light curtain, and the light curtain disappeared in front of Hill and Natasha.

Seeing that Downton was taken away by an inexplicable guy, Hill and Natasha looked at each other, and Natasha couldn't help but curled her lips.

"I swear I've never been married and I've never had sex with anyone in an elevator!"

“Yeah, I believe it, because that guy is crazy and even I can’t understand many of the words he says.

But my intuition tells me that this world has more and more hidden things, whether it's Tang who emerged from the comics, or this Deadpool who claims to have traveled through many universes!"

At this point, Hill rubbed her hair depressedly. She had been exhausted physically and mentally in the past few days, and her hair felt frizzy.

Looking at the depressed Hill, Natasha sighed softly.

"What can we do? This world has always been extraordinary, and it has only become more extraordinary now.

As for what we can do, all we can do is follow their clues as far as possible.

Regardless of whether we can find it or not, we should at least try, right?"

(End of this chapter)