1980 My Entertainment Era

Chapter 269 Summer: New Crosstalk~
After all, Brother Qianer is also a professional crosstalk performer. Although he is young and does not have much experience, he still has the qualities of a crosstalk performer.

Now that you are already standing on the stage and speaking, don’t think about anything else - just support me!
Xia Tian: "There are quite a few people here today."

Qian'er: "A lot indeed."

Xia Tian shook his head and looked around, smacking his lips: "Every seat is full except for the empty ones~"

Qian'er turned sideways to look at him: "Hey! What are you talking about?"

Xia Tian put one hand behind his back and the other on his lower abdomen, and bowed slightly: "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Xia Tian, ​​a professional crosstalk lover."

(Swish, open the fan and show your face~)

Qian'er: "Hey, you're panting when you talk! Are you a fan?"

Xia Tian: "I usually like to listen to crosstalk."

“Everyone loves it!”

"Unlike me, the guy next to me is Yu Qian, a professional crosstalk artist."

"I don't deserve it." Brother Qianer bowed to Xia Tian and the audience.

Xia Tian continued, "But Yu Qian said crosstalk is just a hobby, not for the money, because his family is not ordinary."

Brother Qian Er was stunned for a moment, then immediately replied, "My family... is OK. Ha~"

Xia Tian's eyes widened, and he said exaggeratedly, "That's not something I can describe! Yu Qian's father... Mr. Wang!"

"Ah! Mr. Wang?" Brother Qian'er quickly reached out to stop Xia Tian.

Xia Tian: "Isn't it Mr. Wang?"

"Yu! Yu!"

"Oh, old man!"

Brother Qian: “Yes!”

Xia Tian nodded: "Oh~ The old man's status is incredible! He is the commander of the Mongolian Navy! On the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month, he leads his seven subordinates, known as the Seven Warlords of the Sea, to row a land boat!" (He gestures with both hands to paddle.)
Brother Qian'er stiffened his neck and said, "Stop talking nonsense! Does Mongolia have a navy?!"

"Anyway, Mr. Yu is performing crosstalk with me here, and it's really condescending for him to be my supporting actor."

"That's not the case."

Xia Tian fanned himself: "After all, I'm just an amateur... But I think crosstalk is easy to perform."

Yu Qian immediately replied: "Ah... it's hard if you don't know how to do it, but it's not hard if you know how to do it!"

Xia Tian smiled, "It's mainly because the audience is so enthusiastic. All you have to do is bow to the audience and the applause will come!"

As Xia Tian spoke, he bowed deeply to the audience!
The audience immediately burst into laughter, and then applause broke out.

Thirty or forty people managed to produce the effect of hundreds of people!
Xia Tian didn't even stand up: "Keep your posture, as long as you don't look up, the cheers will come!"

"Good~" The people listening to the crosstalk in the audience cheered and cheered together!

Yu Qian quickly went up to pull him: "Hey, it's almost done."

Xia Tian still didn't get up: "If you don't look up, the money will be thrown at you!"

Brother Qian'er: "No, we are here to beg for food?!"

Xia Tian stood up and said, "I was just joking. It's not easy to tell a crosstalk."

"No!"

"It's mainly because I bow for too long and my waist can't take it."

"We haven't gotten over this yet!"

Xia Tian turned sideways to face Yu Qian and said, "Seriously, I don't know the four subjects of crosstalk - eating, drinking, whoring and gambling."

Brother Qian'er was also shocked, "I don't know how to do this. There is no such thing?"

He was really shocked. No one was performing this kind of crosstalk at that time!

Xia Tian: "As the saying goes, there are 360 ​​professions, and every profession has its own bad apple."

Yu Qian picked up the towel on the table and wiped his sweat: "Ha, there are always some people who are not doing well!"

Xia Tian: "Although I am a fan, I am willing to be the first person to eat toad."

"You're going to throw up! Everyone else eats crabs!"

"What I mean is, I don't know how to perform traditional crosstalk, so I'll just perform a new crosstalk. Now people are talking about innovation, so let's also innovate."

"Hey, what's the innovative method?"

Yu Qian was also shocked: How should I respond to this? How should I continue? !
Xia Tian looked up at the light bulb on the ceiling and looked at people through his nose: "I think that we crosstalk performers are all men, and we have too much masculine energy. We need to change it."

"How do I change this?"

"Add some Yin energy!"

"Yin energy?" Yu Qian didn't know what he was saying now.

Xia Tian nodded: "Yes, you also say Liao Zhai, and I also say Liao Zhai..." and sang two lines with a trembling voice.

"Wait a minute! It's so scary!"

In fact, the TV series "Liao Zhai" is not available yet! Xia Tian remembered it wrongly.

But it doesn't matter, Yu Qian handled it well, and no one knew about it~
Xia Tian immediately said, "I mean, can we add some female crosstalk performers?" Yu Qian also laughed when he heard it, "I've never heard of that."

Xia Tian's expression immediately became excited: "That's right, you haven't heard of it! When you wear the cheongsam, it will part here..." Xia Tian gestured with his hand.

Brother Qianer hurriedly called for a halt: "Stop! Is it appropriate to drive to the point of creaking? Just put up two door curtains and come out? That's vulgar! Too vulgar!"

"I can't help it. It's because I have so much vulgar blood flowing in my body!"

"Come on, this is such a new thing, we have to have the police take him to the Northwest to plant trees."

Xia Tian was not convinced: "Anyway, the new style of crosstalk hasn't come out yet, so why can't I just say whatever I want? Just imagine it!"

"You can't just talk nonsense~"

"I just gave it a hard kick!"

Brother Qian'er looked puzzled: "Why did you kick it? Why didn't you give it a try?"

"I'm still licking it! The English word try means to give it a try!"

"Oh, English! New indeed!"

Xia Tian had a teachable look on his face: "That's right! Keep up with the international standards! For example, if you go to Xidan Shopping Mall to buy clothes, you can tell the waiter to bring that one over so I can kick it."

Brother Qianer waved his hand and said, "No, I'm afraid I'll be kicked to death. I've never heard of such a strange request!"

Xia Tian: "Stories and operas are the way to persuade people. I tell a joke for fun. If it's not good, please clap more for my sake!"

The crowd burst into applause.

Brother Qianer: "You only rely on your face to make a living."

Xia Tian was not convinced: "Who said that? I have talent!"

"Talented? I didn't realize it." Brother Qian'er shook his head.

"Can this be easily seen? Talent is like pregnancy, it takes a long time to be seen."

"What you said makes sense."

Xia Tian opened the fan and fanned herself: "So just take your time to get along with me. If things don't go well, look for the reasons in yourself."

"Hey, you still blame me?"

……

Xia Tian: "Let's talk seriously. The four subjects of crosstalk are speaking, learning, amusing and singing."

He looked at Yu Qian and said, "Tell me, what should I say? If I were to name the dishes the old-fashioned way, eight out of ten people would probably be better than me."

"You're quite humble."

Xia Tian said: "Let me tell you a tongue twister!"

"Come and listen."

"A taxi driver in the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region who loves to eat red carp, green carp and donkey.

Pull the Miao Z Tujia Z Autonomous Prefecture who likes to drink homemade cow's milk and durian milk for osteoporosis patients.

After meeting a mute with a trumpet and defeating 44 stone lions that bit to death 44 dead persimmon trees in front of the mountain.

He met the cowherd who was in love with Liu Niang every year, thinking that the gray and black fertilizer would evaporate, and the gray would evaporate.

Then I went to see all the teachers and students in the school painting a red phoenix on the pink wall, and read with them the poem "Eight Hundred Standard Soldiers Ran to the North Slope".

Finally, I went to the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region Nationalities Hospital for treatment!"

"Hiss~ Good fellow, you are such a hodgepodge!"

Yu Qian looked at Xia Tian in surprise. This is not acting - this guy is really good at talking! Isn't it this long in one breath? You also learned crosstalk in elementary school? !

Xia Tian asked, "Is it okay?"

Brother Qianer nodded heavily: "Okay!"

Xia Tian continued: "Speaking of learning, learning is actually imitation."

Brother Qian: “Yeah, that’s right!”

"As the saying goes, there is a ventriloquist in the capital, and from then on the emperor stopped attending court early in the morning."

Brother Qianer reached out his hand again to stop him: "Wait a minute! Why, why does the king no longer attend court in the morning? Is the ventriloquism you are talking about serious?"

"Seriously! Learning the sounds of chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, insects, and birds. What do you think that is?"

Brother Qian Er was embarrassed and wiped his face with a towel: "Ah! I thought it was a crosstalk! The emperor was so fascinated by the crosstalk that he didn't even attend court!"

Xia Tian smiled and asked, "Do you think that crosstalk is serious?"

Brother Qianer: "Crosstalk is serious, but the crosstalk performers may not be."

Xia Tian: "The funny ones are all serious, the supporting ones are not serious."

"Get out of the way!"

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(End of this chapter)