1980 My Entertainment Era

Chapter 268 Saving the situation is like putting out a fire!
But he had only been watching for a few days when Fangyan invited him to dinner.

"Why are you inviting us to dinner this time?" Wang Ruohai asked with a smile while pouring tea for everyone.

"Tian'er, this is yours." He handed over the tea.

Xia Tian quickly took it with both hands, "Hey, why are you so polite?"

Fangyan leaned back in his chair, with his usual annoying smile on his face, "My buddy's new article has been published! Not a single word was deleted~"

That smug feeling!
Xia Tian sipped his tea and said, "That's hard to come by."

It was summer then, so I asked him to delete the first sentence. But Fangyan was stubborn and the more he was told not to give in, the more he wanted to do it.

Thanks to Ma Dudu, who went out for a drink with the editor-in-chief after get off work, the editor finally agreed, but the first sentence of the article had to be deleted.

It turns out that Ma Dudu is not a person who follows the rules. When printing and typesetting, he gritted his teeth and secretly added this sentence back!

After the article was published, the editor-in-chief was not angry, but only said: "I will take responsibility for the trouble you caused."

The article was called "Rubber Man" and the first sentence was: It all started with my first ejaculation.

Ma Dudu had met Fangyan yesterday. Of course, many years later, Fangyan described that meeting as "a meeting between light and light."

Ma Dudu: I have to give Xia Tian some face!
Xia Tian: No wonder Ma Dudu has been asking for credit from me recently!

It was also after the publication of this novel that Fangyan began to gain fame in the literary world and soon became a celebrity in writers' clubs across the country.

He spends half a month a month at various tourist attractions and sanatoriums holding "writing sessions" and "seminars" with various writers, which makes him very happy!
……

"Tanghulu, yaha~"

An old man was pushing a bicycle with a straw target in front of it, on which were dozens of bright red candied haws.

That shouting sound is quite strange!

You know what, these days the weirder something is, the more attractive it is and the better the business is.

This attracted the four people in summer who were shopping.

Xiao Xu looked at the candied haws and licked his lips. Milan asked directly: "We want to eat candied haws!"

"Then I'll go buy a few strings." Xia Tian said.

"Uncle, give me three strings of candied haws." Xia Tian bought three strings, but he didn't eat them himself - he didn't like sweet things.

The candied haws at this time are really candied haws, there is nothing else except hawthorn ones.

It’s nothing like the later generations, where people would even dip stinky tofu in syrup and make candied haws.

The four of them took advantage of this weekend to relax.

Xia Tian, ​​Milan and Zhang Li are on vacation, and Zhang Li and Xiao Xu also relax from the stress of studying.

Nowadays, there are many people doing small business in the streets, and the streets are much more lively.

However, three women and one man walking on the street were too eye-catching.

Especially in summer, even though I cover half of my face with a scarf, I am still afraid of being recognized.

So, their destination was actually a small teahouse. They were not going to drink tea, but to listen to crosstalk.

That's because I got to know the father and son of the Hou family one after another, and because of the program and the Spring Festival Gala, I have a good relationship with them.

So I came to show my support - there really aren't many places suitable for dating at this time, and it's winter and you can't go boating either.

……

When they arrived at the teahouse, Xia Tian just sat down with the three of them, and Xia Tian said, "You guys drink tea and eat melon seeds first, I'll go to the backstage to take a look."

Xiao Xu asked Milan curiously: "Does he know anyone here?!"

Milan poured tea while saying, "He does know a few crosstalk performers. There are quite a few crosstalk performers in the Spring Festival Gala."

Zhang Li and the others looked from afar and saw a little fat white man jogging out from the backstage. He held Xia Tian's hand with a smile on his face and shook it. The two of them were talking and laughing.

This little white fat guy will naturally be the future crosstalk queen~
Originally, Xia Tian thought that he was just here to say a few words to Brother Qianer - he had a show today, and he couldn't just sit there, that would be awkward.

As a result, during the time it took to finish these two sentences, something went wrong.

Yu Qian's partner "ran away"~
It means literally - you’ve eaten something bad!

It is said that he almost fainted in the toilet! Send him to the hospital immediately!

Is this a clean and hygienic way of eating Indian street food, or what?
As a result, Brother Qianer was extremely anxious!

The show was about to be announced, why did my partner fall down in the toilet?

"Call for help quickly? Is there anyone who can take over?"

As it turned out, there was really no one there. It was a small place to begin with, and everyone else was busy on weekends, so they were all gone. Now I’m looking for someone to take over, but I can’t find one in half an hour.

At this time, Brother Qian'er was also young and had not experienced much.

His forehead was covered with sweat, and he was so anxious that he was spinning in circles: "What should I do? What should I do? I haven't really learned stand-up comedy! I'm just the supporting actor!"

I just performed crosstalk a few times independently, how come something like this happened? !

Suddenly, he looked up at Xia Tian: "Brother Tian! Can you help me?"

Xia Tian didn't expect that he would ask for help from himself, "How can I help you?!"

"How about you sing a song for them?"

Xia Tian: I paid to perform here?!

But it seemed that Brother Qian'er was really anxious and his face turned pale.

Xia Tian couldn't bear it any longer, "How long can the singing be delayed? How many songs do I have to sing before you can call in reinforcements!"

"What should we do?" The 17-year-old Qian'er stared with wide eyes at the thirty or fifty people drinking tea outside, feeling desperate.

Xia Tian could only sigh and patted him on the shoulder: "Yeah, I'm your brother, but I can't just stand by and watch. Don't sing, it will become a concert. Let's just do crosstalk."

"I'll tell you, and you hold it for me."

"Ah?!" Yu Qian was stunned!
"Can, can you do it?" Crosstalk is a very professional thing!

Xia Tian waved his hand: "We'll try our best. When the time comes, you can follow my eyes and do what I say~"

Yu Qian was horrified: I have never been able to read people’s faces since I was a child!

……

Brother Qian'er is a good person, and that has been tested over the past few decades.

Guo Qilin said that there is always a room that belongs to him in Yu Qian's house.

This is closer than my own father, and my own father didn't even ask to leave a room for me~
Later, Brother Qian was afraid that there were too many children and not enough space to accommodate them all, so he had to reserve a room for each one, and thus he opened a zoo.

He has a lot of animals, and they all won awards! They are all the blood of Mr. Yu~
Xia Tian is four years older than him, so just treat him as a younger brother!

"Do you have a coat?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Brother Qianer quickly took out his spare coat. It was okay, just a little short and tight!
Yu Qian was still muttering in his heart: Brother Tian looks quite handsome, why are my clothes so tight to him?

He looks quite fat and tall, but his gown feels a little small for him in the summer!

Especially the shoulders, which are so broad in summer! They are so firm!

If you tie a belt around your waist, it would be like you're wearing a training suit!
Xia Tian put on his gown, rolled up his sleeves, picked up the largest folding fan, and unfolded it with a "whoosh". "How is it?"

Yu Qian: "It's like going to a fight..."

Xia Tian glanced at him and said, "Okay, we'll be on stage soon, so just keep it like this."

When Yu Qian heard this, his face turned pale again!

I listened to a lot of crosstalk in the summer, but I never learned it.

But I’m not going to say it’s that exciting, it’s just a passing scene, dragging out the time for the actors to come and save the day, just like a two-person talk show!
……

"Dear audience friends, I am so sorry, one of the actors suddenly fell ill and cannot perform!"

Just as everyone below was discussing what illness the actor had, the announcer said, "But the show will go on as usual. We've invited a friend to temporarily support the show!"

"Welcome actors: Xia Tian and Yu Qian, presenting us the crosstalk "Dragging"~"

As he spoke, the announcer laughed excitedly and applauded.

His words confused the audience: Who? Summer? Which summer?
In my Great Yanjing, there is no other summer~
As a result, as the announcement finished, Xia Tian, ​​holding a fan, and Yu Qian, who was drooping his head at the back, walked to the front of the stage.

Xia Tian raised the microphone, "Hey, yo, there are quite a lot of people here today!"

After I finished speaking, there was no reaction from the side.

Xia Tian pushed Yu Qian and said, "What are you doing? What do you want to eat for dinner?"

Yu Qian came back to his senses, "Ah~ah~it's indeed a lot!"

This calmed him down. Yu Qian: It's just a death! I'll sacrifice my life for you.
The audience was stunned: Oh my god, it's really Xia Tian? He changed his career?!

Milan and the other two were also confused: Didn't they say they were going to meet a friend? Why are they on stage?!
(End of this chapter)