1980 My Entertainment Era

Chapter 270 Brother Qian'er: Finally alive~
Xia Tian: "Tease, I'm not that good at teasing..."

Xia Tian was embarrassed, "It's mainly because everyone falls in love with me at first sight~"

Brother Qian'er: "You are so narcissistic!"

"Of course not. The first thing I do every morning when I wake up is to kneel down in front of the mirror and kowtow to myself!"

"Ah!"

Not only Yu Qian, but also a group of audience members in the audience burst into laughter. The tea sprayed out in the colors of the rainbow~
Xia Tian said: "Just yesterday, I met a man who insisted on getting my autograph!"

"I said I only brought a pen, but no paper! He said to sign on the clothes! Just tell me, how fanatical~"

"As I signed, I said: You can't wash your clothes then."

"He said: Yes, yes, I don't want this dress anymore."

Yu Qian: "Ah?! I've spent a lot of money to hurt you!"

Xia Tian hung his head, looking dejected: "Of course!"

This is also the advantage of a small stage, the audience is close and can see the expressions clearly. It is like being in the scene!
……

Xia Tian: "Finally, it's singing. Speaking of singing, I know a little bit about it!"

"Tell me about it!"

Brother Qian'er looked very modest. After all, he made millions from that tape in the summer, won the gold medal in the amateur group of the Youth Song Contest, and sang several songs on the Spring Festival Gala every year. That was no joke.

Xia Tian asked, "Have you heard of three-cavity resonance?"

Yu Qian had never heard of it before, so he said, "Well, I have heard a little bit about it. Which three chambers are they specifically?"

Xia Tian: "Head cavity! Chest cavity! Pelvic cavity!"

"Wait a minute, sing a song, can you still use your hips?"

Brother Qianer looked at me as if to say, "I've never learned the song, don't lie to me."

Xia Tian said with an expert look: "Dantian Qi, you don't understand!"

"Ah! Then give me one!"

Xia Tian glanced at them and said with disdain: "The cheers aren't even enthusiastic!"

"Great!" the audience shouted together, wanting to lift the roof off!

Xia Tian immediately cupped his hands: "Thank you for your support, then I will present my beauty~"

Brother Qian'er: "Good guy, everyone thinks you are ugly, but you show off your beauty."

"That's it. I'll sing 'Storyteller' for you!"

"The teahouse on the roadside is full of people

From the street, two or three shouts
Fanning in front of people, banging the table with a wake-up stick

Dear readers, please listen carefully.
......"

In the summer, people would wear gowns, hold fans in their hands, and sing a cappella song, and the clear voices would echo throughout the small teahouse.

When everyone heard it, they said: This is a new song?! I haven’t heard it before!
"it is good!"

"Good~"

"it is good……"

Various cheers and applause mixed together, it was so lively!

Some viewers were not satisfied and decided to get something for free, shouting, "One more."

Xia Tian readily agreed: "Then I'll do it in a traditional way. Everyone, keep your voices down so that others don't hear you."

"My little sister sent my lover to Damendong~
……

First, I don't want you to worry. Second, I don't want you to be sad.

Third, don't wear the wrong little girl's flowery hood.
The embroidery on my little sister's pocket was originally a golden chain,

The lover is carrying around a gilded hook.

……

My little sister sent my lover to the north of the gate~
When I looked up, I saw a turtle holding up a stone tablet.

If you ask this bastard what crime he committed,
Just because he said the crosstalk table blocked his legs~"

Brother Qianer was enjoying the song at first. Although the song was a bit vulgar, it was a small place.
As a result, Xia Tian stared at him after she finished singing. He lowered his head to look at the table in front of him and jumped to the side: "Okay, you are insulting me here!"

Xia Tian didn't even look at him: "You are not a professional. If you speak well, please applaud and we will continue to work hard. If you speak badly, please applaud as well, so that I don't have to talk endlessly~"

Brother Qian'er: "I have to applaud you no matter what, right?"

"I get half as much applause as you do."

"I do not care!"

"Even if I don't want it, I still have to thank Teacher Yu."

"What are you thanking me for?"

"Thank you for being willing to support me."

"Hey, it's no big deal. It's just my bad luck that I got caught up in it~" What a guy!

Xia Tian: "Thank you for your hard work. It is fate that we are standing on the stage and performing crosstalk together today. It's like a turtle looking at a mung bean..."

The immature Qian'er brother continued: "Are you in love?"

Xia Tian: "Yes, as a mung bean..."

"Wait a minute, I am the bastard!"

It is said that crosstalk is a good training method. Look at his reaction, it is much faster!

Xia Tian: "No, I mean I'm just a crosstalk lover. If you want to make people laugh, I can still do a few tricks, but if you want me to flatter, I really can't do it."

Brother Qian Er immediately smiled and said, "That's right! Three parts of teasing and seven parts of flattery. Flattery is very difficult."

Xia Tian nodded: "Yes! Darwin's theory of evolution says that if you use it, you lose it. I've been praised by others for so many years, and I've never praised others. It's all wasted!"

Qian'er's smile shifted to the audience: "Oh, no? Why do I feel like something is wrong?"

"No! I said you praised me well!"

Brother Qianer pointed at himself and said, "Oh, I'm good at praising others, is it because I've only been praising others in my life?"

"To say that you are not just an ordinary supporting actor! To say that you are unprecedented... is a bit too much!"

"Of course I can't stand such praise." Brother Qianer waved his hand modestly.

Xia Tian: "Before that, there were Mr. Bai Quanfu, Mr. Guo Qiru, Mr. Zhao Peiru, Mr. Zhu Xiangchen, and your mentor, Mr. Shi Fukuan, and a group of senior masters... So it's a little bit short of being unprecedented. But you are definitely the only one who will be unrivaled!"

Brother Qian'er reacted quickly this time!

"What's wrong with me? You're going to leave me without an offspring!"

Xia Tian quickly made amends: "No, Teacher Wang..."

"Where did Mr. Wang come from? He even changed my last name?!"

Brother Qian'er: Where is Wang Qian on this stage? !

"I mean you're good at it."

"Okay, don't cut off my roots!"

"Didn't I want to compliment you? Infertility!"

"what?"

"No, that word, what is infertility?"

Brother Qian'er: "That's a once-in-a-century opportunity!"

Xia Tian suddenly realized something: "Ah~ You are just too hard on yourself!"

"Go to hell!"

As soon as Xia Tian pulled on the corner of Brother Qian'er's clothes, Brother Qian'er immediately understood. They both bowed together and walked off the stage!

That group of people in the audience are still calling for an encore!

Xia Tian took off his coat and urged: "Hurry up and let your rescuer come!"

I'm here to tell a crosstalk for money! What am I trying to achieve?
Brother Qian'er was even worse - that guy, as soon as he got off the stage, the sweat on his forehead started to drip down, and he had to wipe it several times!
Brother Qian'er: Finally I am alive~~~
……

Xia Tian was forced to go on stage, and what he told couldn't really be called crosstalk. There were no jokes or punchlines, and it just dragged on for a long time.

But the audience didn’t chuckle!

After all, I have never heard this crosstalk before. This is my first time and it’s very fresh!

And funny!

Besides, the announcer also said that the name of the program is "Drag Out"!
Told you~
Besides, isn’t this also free listening to one and a half songs?
It would be a perfect match to sing "The Storyteller" in such an occasion!

It’s been several minutes since Xia Tian and Yu Qian left the stage, and the audience is still shouting for them to come back!

The crosstalk artist who came to save the situation secretly complained and could only explain to the audience: "Xia Tian is not here to perform crosstalk, he really came to save the situation for a reason. He doesn't even pay to perform crosstalk! The old and young masters are lucky today, we may not be able to hear him perform crosstalk again in this lifetime!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's really gone!"

People were reasonable at that time. They spent a few cents to listen to Xia Tian’s crosstalk from three or four meters away and also listened to a new song. It was totally worth the ticket!
This won't take half a year?!
Xia Tian didn't dare to go out the front door, so she asked someone to tell Milan and the others, "Your friend left through the back door!"

……

I was so busy this year that I didn’t have time to store winter vegetables.

Look, it’s the last of the winter storage vegetables in mid-November, so Xia Tian and Xia Ma hurried there, otherwise they would be unable to buy them if they didn’t.

I bought a cart and a half of cabbage, potatoes, radishes, onions, red onions, snow cherry, mustard greens... in the summer!

Half of the cart was pushed home to be left for my parents to eat, and the remaining cart was pushed back to the courtyard to eat.

Mother Xia asked, "Son, why did you buy so much? Can you eat so much food?"

Xia Tian: My son’s place has a large population too~
I am becoming more and more lazier now!

Originally this should have been a 4,000-word chapter, but I was lying in bed and didn't feel like typing, so I finally convinced myself to write two chapters! I'm guilty~
Speaking of which, the inspiration for this paragraph came from a novel about the rebirth of Deyun Club that I read a few years ago. It has been shelved for several years now.

This book has been prepared for several years...

Oh, I have no interest in anything. The ups and downs of the stock market can't excite me. Can you imagine how serious this situation is?
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(End of this chapter)