It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?
Chapter 329 [085] Fight with words, not with fists
Chapter 329 [085] Fight with words, not with fists
The fish-man nun, "Fat Explosive Hand" Buck and others followed Qin Jiandan to the outside of the tavern. The midday wind blew across their faces, bringing a dry and tense atmosphere.
In addition to the three brothers Jibao who were still eating twice as much, Mu Yue, Xiao Xia, the owner, Alia and others were leaning against the window to observe outside. Qin Jiandan deliberately walked away to avoid being affected by the war.
The fish-man nun led a total of four subordinates and stood opposite Qin Jiandan. Her lower body was human, and her sexy steps with twisting waist and hips were really weird.
"Mr. Bono, I know you are from Miyamoto Issuo of the Fallen Cherry Group." The fish-man nun lowered her voice in the wind so that only Qin Jiandan could hear her words.
"The Ainu village is located on the edge of the 'Mingguang Sky Curtain' and is not a village of any value." When the nun's fish head spoke, the sound of dripping breathing was mixed in from time to time.
"Go back and tell Team Leader Luoying that if you hand over the Ainu Village to us, we won't pursue the matter of you killing our sniper. How do you think?"
Qin Jiandan snorted: "Don't have the intention to harm others. If the sniper doesn't aim at me, I won't die."
"You guy..." "Fat Hand" Buck couldn't help but wanted to move forward, but was stopped by the fish-man nun in front of him.
"Buck, it's not your turn yet. This Mr. Bono was chosen by Miyamoto Issou as his son-in-law. Even Qin Qi's disciple Yan Cangye was defeated by him and praised him as a genius."
Qin Jiandan's facial muscles twitched - the Seven Colors Group was well-informed, and there might be spies planted by the Nian Society in the Falling Cherry Group.
"Ha, so 'heresy' is just an excuse. Are you planning to persuade me to leave peacefully?"
The fish-man sister nodded: "If you don't want peace, I might let Buck rush into the tavern to detonate the explosives and blow up your little fiancée."
Buck put away the snacks, took out a remote-controlled detonator, and looked eager to try it out.
It took Qin Jiandan a second to realize that the other party was talking about Xiao Xia - even though theoretically Mu Yue could be considered a "little fiancée" at this time, no one else would know.
The main reason why the Seven Colors Group wants to control the Ainu Village is to ensure smooth transportation in the underground river. Qin Jiandan's goal this time is to restore Walei to human form, not to regain control of the village.
"It's not that I can't leave, but one of our people is missing, and I can't go back if I can't find him."
Qin Jiandan mentioned Silang to delay time.
"You are a spy, and your people are also spies." The fish-man nun said bluntly, "We will search the entire village after you leave. If the person with the alias 'Xiao Si' doesn't leave voluntarily, it will depend on luck whether he can survive."
"Sha...Sha...Sword Pill..."
It was a cross-time communication from Doctor Li! Qin Jiandan was overjoyed, but fell silent again as soon as he answered the call.
Can't miss the opportunity! Qin Jiandan didn't have time to think, and immediately opened and closed his mouth, using martial arts moves such as White Crane Spreads Wings, Golden Rooster Stands Alone, White Snake Spits Out Core, Two Dragons Playing with Pearls, Hungry Tiger Pounces on Food, and Monkey Picks Peaches.
In the end, no matter which posture I used, I was unable to establish the inter-dimensional communication! Instead, I made myself look like an idiot, even a little vulgar, as if I was trying to molest the fish-man nun across from me!
The fish-man nun was not annoyed, and even put on a satisfied expression as if she was welcomed by the opposite sex (please imagine it while vomiting). "Haha, Mr. Bono, we each serve our own masters, but you also know that I will never refuse any man who pursues me. Leave the village immediately, and we will have another chance to be intimate later."
The female body of the fishman had her hands folded over the snow-white knees revealed by the nun's black robe, causing Qin Jiandan to get goose bumps all over.
Only this part of the conversation was so loud that everyone who was watching through the windows in the tavern could hear it.
Xiao Xia sweated on her forehead. "It's over, it's over. Big brother didn't even let the fishman go. Is it because fish feel a bit suffocated when out of water? Why is he so picky and doesn't even think about me?"
When Mu Yue heard Xiao Xia say choke paly, she thought to herself, what's in this little girl's head at such a young age? The first time Mu Yue heard this word was when she was doing special combat training with Vale, and it was popularized when she was choked naked.
"I can't stand it anymore!" Buck stepped forward with the detonator in his hand, "This guy killed my partner Jack Headshot and openly provoked the nun. I must use my lovely bomb to teach him a lesson!"
Qin Jiandan vaguely felt his whole body vibrating, which was a sign that the frequency of cross-time and space communication was approaching. Although it was not decent to be misunderstood as molesting a fishman, it was more important to get in touch with Doctor Li.
"Hmm!" Qin Jiandan cleared his throat. "Since you already know my identity, you should also understand my difficulties. I came here on the orders of my father-in-law, Miyamoto Issou. It is really disgraceful to return to the Falling Cherry Group without doing anything. Otherwise, you can beat me up!"
"Huh?" Buck and the other members of the Seven Colors Group opened their mouths wide. They had never heard of such a request before.
"But it can't be a fight for nothing." Qin Jiandan said with a smile, "The rules are that you send someone to stand opposite me, he punches me first, and then I punch him back. This is the so-called 'literary fight', whoever gets knocked down first loses."
"How about it? If you have confidence, then line up and fight me. This way, when I return to the Cherry Blossom Group with injuries, I will at least have an explanation for my hard work even if I have no credit!"
What a joke! How could the Steel Armor Breathing Technique, the most powerful defensive martial art in the world, fail in a fight? It was obvious that he was going to beat the opponent for nothing!
The fish-man nun suspected that there was a trick, but Buck didn't believe it. He put the detonator on his waist and walked towards Qin Jiandan with his strong arms.
"Wait." Someone behind Buck tried to stop him. Except for the merman nun and Buck, the remaining three people were all wearing black monk robes, but their gestures were very rough and they did not look like clergymen.
The man who was speaking took off his black robe, immediately revealing his unique and terrifying appearance.
How come he is a pervert wearing a pink bunny costume! This big bunny is wearing overalls and the costume is airtight. Aren’t you feeling hot?!
The rabbit's mouth is covered with red blood, just like the Joker in Batman. The oversized doll with a visual link to the "man inside" has empty and cold eyes, revealing a creepy and evil message. If you encounter this thing when you get off work in the middle of the night, you will be scared to death.
"You fat pig, you're good at bombs, so leave the fighting to my holy sword of physics!"
Crowbar Rabbit fiddled with the metal object in his hand, and his posture was as if he was getting close to his lover's skin. The Seven Colors Group was indeed a concentration camp of perverts, with no normal people there.
"Don't call me a fat pig!" Buck was very angry. "You bastard dead rabbit, you crowbar lunatic, I won't collect your body even if you die!"
Crowbar Rabbit walked to Qin Jiandan in a funny and scary way, and said to Buck without turning his head:
"What do you know? My race is rabbit, my gender is crowbar, and I'm the perfect combination of cute and tough!"
“Hahahahaha—” Crowbar Rabbit sneered at Qin Jiandan, “In a literary fight, using a crowbar shouldn’t be against the rules, right? Crowbar is my gender, and naturally it’s also a part of my body!”
Qin Jiandan didn't bother to pay attention to him: "Okay, hurry up, after you finish fighting, it will be my turn."
(End of this chapter)
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