It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 330 [086] A new storm has emerged

Stroking the metal crowbar in his hand, the "crowbar rabbit" swaggered towards Qin Jiandan and stopped three feet away:
"It was you who proposed the literary duel, so you can't hide away! Anyone who hides away is a bastard grandson of Rotten Piyan!"

During the 100 years of fighting openly and covertly in Ringstone City, the Night Dragon Society and the Nyan Society learned many beautiful words from each other, especially Chinese, which was plagiarized crazily because of its unrivaled status in cursing.

Qin Jiandan was too lazy to pay attention to him. He was still slightly adjusting his stance, trying to reconnect with Doctor Li across time and space.

When Crowbar Rabbit saw Qin Jiandan rolling his eyes at him with contempt, he was a little upset. He started to perform juggling tricks, quickly spinning the crowbar with both hands.

"Hahaha, are you scared? I can spin the crowbar at a speed of 3000 revolutions per minute. No matter if it's a titanium prosthesis or some Oriental guy's crappy hard qigong, I can smash them all to pieces!"

Qin Jiandan thought that this rabbit was a pervert and talked a lot. 3000 revolutions per minute, do you think you are a CPU fan?
"Ouch!!"

When the Crowbar Rabbit reached the top of its rotation, it suddenly swung its stick down, hitting Qin Jiandan's left shoulder with great force!
Through the window of the tavern, Mu Yue, Xiao Xia, the owner and his daughter Alia were all surprised. Only the three Jibao (and the dog Vale) were still eating.

“Hehehehe…” Crowbar Rabbit maintained the posture of swinging the stick with great pride, “If it weren’t for the order from the Sister to spare your life, I would have aimed at your head and smashed you into eight pieces!”

Qin Jiandan slightly adjusted his posture in order to get through the signal, and it happened that his left shoulder was slightly lower than his right shoulder. Crowbar Rabbit mistakenly thought that his attack was effective. Even if Qin Jiandan really knew some kung fu, he should have fractured his collarbone.

"Eh? Are you done?" Qin Jiandan seemed to have just come to his senses. The crowbar attack that the opponent was so proud of seemed to be less powerful than a pillow fight with girls.

"When you're done, it will be my turn. You won't hide, will you? After all, you just said that whoever hides is a bastard grandson of Rotten Piyan!"

"You...you guy..." Crowbar Rabbit was trembling all over. He found that his crowbar bent into an obvious arc after hitting Qin Jiandan's shoulder.

"My lovely crowbar! You actually let her get hurt!? You bloodless and tearless devil!"

Not knowing whether the “person inside” the Crowbar Rabbit doll costume was crying bitterly, Qin Jiandan didn’t have time to care about him. He just punched him in the chest and sent him flying.

“Ha…Hallelujah!”

The Crowbar Rabbit screamed and turned into a bowling ball. It flew halfway and then fell to the ground, rolling over and almost knocking over the nun and others standing behind it.

"Well done! You are worthy of being my exclusive slave!" Xiao Xia smiled happily, feeling that the better Qin Jiandan beat her, the more face she would have.

In order to get a better view by the window, Xiao Xia put a chair under her knees to increase her height. When she was cheering for Qin Jiandan, her ponytail swayed, almost sweeping the eyes of Mu Yue behind her.

Mu Yue couldn't figure out what Qin Jiandan was up to. Since he said he was an undercover agent sent by the Chief of Police, shouldn't he be more cautious? Also, where did his uncle find Qin Jiandan? Was he a tainted witness found in prison?

Alia was extremely nervous. She winked at Mu Yue and said, "It would be terrible if we offended the people in the church! You should leave quickly!"

The shop owner, who had been in a bad mood, suddenly perked up: "Well, remember to pay for the meal first! Ji Bao and his friends ate up all our three-day stock!"

"Woo, woo, woo... My crowbar! My love, my wife! My Juliet! Don't let death take away your beauty! Cough, cough, cough..."

This crowbar rabbit is a Shakespeare lover. Do you think you are Romeo mourning Juliet? In the original book, Juliet must be 13 or 4 years old. She is not as straight as your crowbar! You should thank me for helping you create a little arc!

Crowstick Rabbit collapsed on the ground mourning for Crowstick, and most likely had two or three broken ribs. If Qin Jiandan had not shown mercy, he would have been buried with Crowstick.

Hmm...the inter-time and space communication is still not connected. Doctor Li is not helpful.

"I won this round." Qin Jiandan raised his head and said, "Who's next?"

The subordinates of the Fishman Nun looked at each other in bewilderment. Crowbar Rabbit's powerful swing did not gain any advantage, and the others did not have the confidence to shake Qin Jiandan at all.

"Stop! Stop! Stop hitting me!"

The very effeminate lines were shouted by the village chief Jack Doragon. The white-bearded village chief with flaming red lips, a flowery skirt, high heels, and two water balls hanging on his chest came closer from afar, and the ups and downs of the water balls were very heart-stopping.

"Sister, Mr. Bono!"

The village chief was running out of breath, but considering he was nearly ninety years old, he was in good health.

"Peace is the most precious thing! Peace is the most precious thing! It's easier to resolve a feud than to create one. If there is any conflict, let's discuss and resolve it, okay?"

Behind the village chief, who was a visual pollution, followed his granddaughter, Linda Lulu, who was wearing a blue nun's robe. The latter had obviously never experienced a big scene before, and her expression was timid. The fish-man nun glanced at the village chief in women's clothing. Even though she had gotten used to it these days, she would have vomited her fish bladder otherwise:

"This is a matter between the Seven Colors Group and the Falling Cherry Blossom Group. It has nothing to do with the Ainu Village!"

"Sister... Sister." Linda Lulu's metal forehead guard that was integrated with her headscarf reflected the sunlight, making the silver cross on it more prominent.

"For some reason, the priest started bleeding heavily while he was praying behind closed doors with the choir boys! He seemed to need treatment in a regeneration chamber urgently, but there is none in the village..."

"What!?" The fish-man nun was horrified. She knew what had happened immediately. It must be that the little boy could not bear the humiliation and clenched his teeth.

"Damn pagans!" The fish-man nun cursed and told her men to temporarily evacuate and prepare to go back to the church to treat the priest.

However, "Fat Bomber" Buck's eyes turned bloodshot. He took out two bombs without following orders, kissed them respectively, and suddenly threw them towards the tavern!
Qin Jiandan had already prepared for this move. With lightning speed, he used the Xuanbing Qi to create two ice cubes in the palm of his hand, aimed at the two bombs in the air and fired them out!
The bomb met the ice crystals, was nailed into the surface, carried to a higher altitude, and exploded with a loud bang, scattering a pile of debris on the ground, but no one was hurt.

"My bomb! You actually killed my bomb wife! My love! You devil!"

Even though he was well-informed, Qin Jiandan felt that Buck was seriously ill - your bomb was going to explode no matter what, so if I don't take care of it, won't it die?
Buck's face was distorted, drooling from the corners of his mouth, he screamed, and rushed to the tavern with a heavy explosion-proof suit and backpack. His backpack was full of various explosives, and the detonator was already in his hand.

Damn, he wants to be a human bomb! Qin Jiandan didn't expect Buck to be so desperate. He couldn't use the ice crystal trick to knock the fat pig away. Considering the current distance between the two, it was too late to rush over and carry him away.

What's even more terrible is that the village chief noticed the danger and ran over to stop Buck without hesitation. Although Linda Lulu was scared, she also shouted and followed her grandfather. The two of them were obviously within the explosion range.

At this moment, Qin Jiandan didn't have time to think about it. He immediately put his palms together and used the "Clothes Exploding Tornado" he learned from his senior brother!
Buck's explosion-proof clothing is also clothing. If his explosion-proof clothing can be blown away, maybe he won't explode. If his explosive backpack can be blown away as well, the results will be even better!

"call--"

A strong wind filled with masculine power swept past, mixed with the sound of metal and stone. Before Buck could run to the door of the tavern, he was blown to the side by the wind, and cracks appeared on his explosion-proof jacket.

That’s right! Although the explosion-proof clothing was not completely blown away, his explosive backpack flew out! Even if he detonated it remotely now, he couldn’t hurt the people in the tavern!

However, the "Clothes Exploding Tornado" had a large area of ​​effect and could not be precisely controlled. In addition to Buck, the nearby fish-man nun and her subordinates, even the village chief and Linda Lulu, all suffered.

Near the wildly shaking tavern sign, the men were all naked, and Crowbar Rabbit was stripped of his doll costume, revealing his sad face underneath.

"My crowbar...my clothes!"

"What kind of witchcraft is this?"

The black robe of the fish-man nun was torn off by the wind. She was furious, but she did not cover her human body at all. The junction between human and fish was therefore more clearly visible, and more bizarre.

Two water balls hit the gills of the fish-man nun with a bang. That was naturally the old village chief's chest pendant. The old village chief's flowery dress was torn to pieces by the strong wind, and he covered his body in embarrassment:

"Ouch—that's disgusting!"

Unfortunately, the wind was merciless, and the blue robe that Linda Lulu wore turned into rags and flew into the sky, leaving no inch of fabric. The frail girl's big eyes were full of grievances, and her long hair fluttered, highlighting her delicate and fair skin, pure and beautiful.

Qin Jiandan, the fish-man nun, and Mu Yue and Xiao Xia who were standing by the window were all stunned.

The reason is nothing else but that Linda Lulu has an extra pendant that a girl shouldn’t have!
"Wait a minute!" The fish-man nun was horrified, "You are actually... a man!"

"So what if he's a boy!" The three Jibao brothers finally finished their meal. They crowded in front of the window and pushed Xiaoxia and Muyue aside:
"We already knew that Linda Lulu is a boy! The priest likes little boys, so it would be safer for Linda Lulu to dress up as a girl!"

"Are you stupid? Haha! In fact, Omaso, who claims to be the village chief's grandson, is a girl! The village chief is worried that Omaso will be brainwashed by the Seven Colors Group and change her gender, so he lets her play with feces every day!"

The three Jibao brothers were so busy talking about their happiness that they revealed the secret that the village chief had been hiding for a long time. They are really bad teammates.

Seeing that the situation was difficult to handle, Qin Jiandan had the intention to kill.

There aren't any masters of the Seven Colors Group in the Ainu village, so it's not difficult to kill them all. As for changing history, there are time vampires nearby anyway, so professional matters like timeline correction can be left to professional ghosts!
Suddenly feeling an unusual aura behind him, Qin Jiandan turned around abruptly!

(End of this chapter)