It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 328 [084] Bad signal, do some gymnastics
After successfully preventing the time vampire in Dr. Muda from hatching again, and discovering that this monster might have also parasitized Ding Jinwei, who won three consecutive Superman Arena championships, Qin Jiandan felt that he was in urgent need of off-field assistance.

But the signal of Doctor Li's "Trans-Time and Space Communicator" is broken! Since it was able to lock onto me just now, as long as I strike a posture with a good signal, it should be able to be reconnected, right?
Hmm... First stretch yourself, raise your left hand, then your right hand, in slow motion...

The three Jibao brothers were busy eating. They were eating so much that their mouths were dripping with oil. They couldn't stop eating and were in ecstasy. They didn't notice Qin Jiandan's actions.

Then use your butt as a fulcrum to slightly adjust your body left and right...

Mu Yue, Xiao Xia, and the dog Walei all looked at Qin Jiandan with puzzled eyes as he suddenly suffered from ADHD.

You can't tell others that you are a time traveler. This is the bottom line that needs to be followed. Qin Jiandan didn't intend to explain why he adjusted his posture. He continued to do his own thing and remained steadfast.

"..."

After a short silence, Mu Yue turned her gaze to the man on the right, with a hint of confusion and dissatisfaction in her eyes:

"If the symptoms are severe, you can use a cushion to relieve pressure. Also remember to drink plenty of water and eat more dietary fiber..."

Damn it! Who are you giving advice on the treatment of hemorrhoids to? I have the "Steel Armor Breathing Method" to protect my body, and my anus is indestructible! Do you think I turn left and right because my hemorrhoids itch?
Eh? The rustling sound seems to have appeared again! Now is not the time to bicker with Mu Yue, I need to continue to adjust my posture and answer the call!
Oh, and pretend you accidentally dropped the spoon, then bend over to pick it up! Hide your upper body under the table, and no one will notice if you make any weird movements!
Qin Jiandan did as he said. He bent down and put his face against the synthetic wood floor. A smell mixed with alcohol and artificial wood fragrance immediately rushed into his nose.

"Wang Wang!"

As luck would have it, the signal wasn't connected, and Vale came over curiously and used his wet nose to play nose-to-nose with Qin Jiandan. Qin Jiandan almost sneezed from the dog's tickling hair.

It seems like a bit of a misstep...

Qin Jiandan, who held Vale's neck with both hands, discovered that from a low angle, what was attacking him from both sides were the girls' shoes and legs.

On one side is a female police trainee who is about to mature - she is very well-behaved, with two dark black training shoes placed side by side. Although they are majestic in shape, the small size reveals the gender of the owner. The elastic and tight trousers on them occasionally outline the girl's slender calf lines, and every exposed curve is graceful and smooth, like a work of art.

On the other side is a willful and naughty Cosplay ninja - his slender legs don't reach the ground, they are lightly crossed, wrapped in black fishnet stockings, and paired with ninja shoes that expose his toes. He seems to be shaking slightly to the beat he is humming, showing his childishness and mischievousness in every way.

Perhaps influenced by the Zhang brothers who are obsessed with stinky feet, Qin Jiandan’s thirst for knowledge got the better of him and he took a deep breath under the table!

Eh? Are the Zhang brothers lying? Where is the stench? It is clearly an olfactory feast that excites, calms, delights, and relaxes people!

It makes people feel as if they are in an early spring garden, bathing in the fragrant scent of flowers. The tired body and mind are fully activated, bringing energy that warms and soothes the soul, bringing perfect harmony and tranquility... At this moment and here, you can't help but want to take several deep breaths to let this fragrance fill your entire respiratory system and mouth!
"Wang?"

When Qin Jiandan made eye contact with Walei who was also hiding under the table, he realized that he had deviated from his original plan.

Not only did the cross-time and space communication with Doctor Li fail to connect, but even the "rustling" sound just now disappeared.

"Eehee my toes!"

Xiao Xia screamed and looked under the table. Walei, who was licking her toes, moved his innocent-looking mouth away. Then Xiao Xia saw Qin Jiandan, who was still tying his shoelaces.

"Fufufu~" Xiao Xia looked down, covered her mouth with one hand and laughed in a way that really deserved a beating:

"Brother Salted Fish is hopeless! He can even do such a thing openly. He has lost his qualification to be a human being! Could it be that because his true form is salted fish, he will not give up any opportunity to replenish salt?"

Qin Jiandan heard that ninja shoes have exposed toes in order to dissipate heat and sweat, and one of the reasons why dogs like to lick people is to ingest salt - Xiao Xia knew the truth but still wanted to frame me!

"Hmm..." Mu Yue covered her chest with her hands and made a nauseous gesture, while moving her feet away.

You don't need to act with Xiao Xia! I'm not a giraffe. I can't touch others with my tongue in this position. And your training shoes don't show your toes. Do I have strong acid in my mouth or something? Will your pants and shoes dissolve immediately when they touch my saliva?
"Stop joking around! Especially Xiao Xia!" Qin Jiandan pulled his upper body back from under the table. "It wasn't me who did it, it was the dog, okay? If you don't believe me, go ask Vale!"

Because the dog has the same name as her best friend, Mu Yue had some bad associations and frowned in silence. However, Xiao Xia was still smiling, and her eyebrows were dancing with joy:
"What? Big brother actually used a dog to take the blame! How disingenuous! For a lolita control like big brother, my feet are like flower tea in spring, ice cream in summer, applesauce in autumn, and hot chocolate in winter, right? As long as big brother is loyal to be my slave, I can stuff them in your mouth and suffocate you!"

The owner's daughter, Alia, came to deliver the food and almost dropped the tray when she heard Xiaoxia's words.

This guy named Bono seems to be selling handicrafts in the inner city. The city people are really extravagant...

"Clap!"

The door of the tavern was violently pushed open from the outside. It happened so suddenly that Alia was frightened and dropped the cups and plates in her hands - fortunately, they were made of shatter-proof synthetic materials, so only the food inside was lost.

"Oh my, my stupid daughter is not the kind of person who can live a good life!" As the owner was muttering behind the bar, a few guys led by the murloc nun Nicole rushed in aggressively.

"Mr. Bono." The fish-man nun walked towards Qin Jiandan slowly, her tone neither humble nor arrogant. The two fish eyes in her eye sockets were almost entirely white, which was very demeaning.

"Some villagers reported to me that Mr. Bono was preaching heresy that was not in line with the Bible, which had a very bad influence. Although it is regrettable, I can only declare Mr. Bono an unwelcome person and expel you from the Ainu village."

Qin Jiandan frowned and raised his head in the chair:
"Who is preaching heresy? The shop owner can testify that we were only discussing the flower tea in spring, ice cream in summer, applesauce in autumn, and hot chocolate in winter in the shop just now, and I didn't say that!"

The few people who followed the nun in were obviously thugs, including "Fat Explosive Hand" Buck, who stood behind the right side of the fish-man nun and did not forget to stuff snacks into the explosion-proof helmet with its mouth exposed to replenish energy.

Mu Yue had already filled her stomach and stopped eating. She smelled the strong smell of pyrogallol on Buck's body and realized that his backpack was full of various explosives. She immediately became alert and secretly reached for the belt around her waist.

Among these people, it was the first time that Xiao Xia saw a fish-man nun. The fish scales that flashed blue and green light, the fish eyes that were out of focus, the protruding gills on the cheeks, the wriggling tentacles on the chin, and the toothless round hole-shaped mouth that opened and closed all scared the trainee ninja so much that his eyes almost popped out and his face was paler than a rice ball.

The three Jibao were not surprised and continued to eat and drink. Qin Jiandan had long suspected that they had slept with the nuns.

"Hmm... Sister Sister, how could Mr. Bono be a bad guy when he invited us to dinner? There must be some misunderstanding..."

"What is heresy? Village Chief Doragon always likes to talk about the will of the planet. If Sister Sister wants to arrest someone, just arrest the village chief!"

"Yes, yes, yes. The village chief wears bright red lipstick every day and has two water-filled balloons hanging on his chest. It's really an eyesore. Let's just arrest the village chief and leave Mr. Bono, who invited us to dinner, behind."

“SHUT UP!!!!!”

Sister Neeko used the Murloc Roar on the three Jibao brothers. The volume and amplitude were so loud that the fish fins standing up from the collar and the nun's robes flapped against each other, making a deafening sound.

The three Jibao didn't dare to speak. They looked at each other and decided to finish their meal quickly before Bono was expelled, so as to avoid no one paying the bill later.

"Wang Wang!"

Vale is indeed a good dog. When his owners were threatened, Vale crawled out from under the table and barked back at the fish-man nun.

Qin Jiandan stretched out his hand to stop Vale from moving forward - he was not afraid of these guys from the Seven Colors Group, but like Mu Yue, he noticed the "Fat Explosive Hand" Buck behind the nun who was covered in bombs. If those bombs were detonated, everyone except Qin Jiandan would be affected.

"Mu Yue, you stay and pay the bill. I'll go out and talk to them."

Qin Jiandan stood up from his seat, patted the policewoman on the shoulder lightly, and when he saw the worried look from her, he responded with a confident smile.

Dajibao rolled his eyes when he heard this, and slammed the table and shouted, "Mr. Bono, why are you trying to be cool? Miss Han said before that she would pay for half of the meal - you are not just trying to default on the bill!"

(End of this chapter)