LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 67 Shocking! Mr. Luo has no official live broadcast room! The scene is out of control! Performed in the offline octagonal cage!

"Get out of the way, I ate leek dumplings today, they stink enough, let me take over!"

Upon hearing the voice, Ma Zi immediately responded to the deputy leader's call.

Everyone: "It has that flavor."

"No, guys, why are you all so clingy? Why are you afraid of him? Isn't he just a little taller, a little more muscular, and a little more fierce looking? What are you afraid of?!"

Brother Zao's face turned red, white smoke started to come out of his head, and he looked at everyone in anger and shame.

"Brother, this is overseas. They are professional security guards. What if they have weapons in their hands? Calm down, calm down!"

"Puppy, you have to control yourself!!"

"Do you think we don't want to fight? We really can't win!"

Brother Zao was so angry that he was shaking all over, because he heard Luo Sen talking again: "Oh, audience friends, it's not that the host is too harsh, it's really hard to hold on in this wave. The way he played, I felt like he had summoned a milk bottle from the gods, and he was willing to give up his life when he saw the milk."

"Ah!! Luo÷!!! I wish I could eat his flesh alive! Drink his blood! Pull out his tendons! Grind his bones and scatter them into ashes! ah ah ah!!"

"Please don't make too much noise and disturb our boss's explanation."

At this time, Yimijiu had already walked over on his own initiative and performed his duties in a muffled voice.

Brother Zao, who was originally furious and was about to shout "Warning! Warning!", immediately fell silent upon hearing the voice, and looked up and glared at the 1.9-meter-tall man.

"Hmm?" The 1.9-meter-tall man shook his neck, making a crisp "crunch, crunch" sound.

Brother Zao forced a smile that was uglier than crying: "Yes, brother, I'm sorry!"

“Watch out for the resin.”

The 1.9-meter-tall man nodded, glanced at the others, and slowly returned to his post.

"...I'll give him a thumbs up!!"

By the time Yimijiu left, Brother Zao was so angry that his eyes and mouth were crooked, and white foam appeared at the corners of his mouth: "Who does he think he is? Does he really dare to hit us?!"

"This is a very frustrating commentary, and it's so unlucky!! I won't commentate anymore! Buxiangwan is so spicy!"

"I'm furious!"

The others were also furious at the moment, feeling a sense of grievance that was difficult for outsiders to imagine.

——Luo! The person they hated the most in their lives! At this moment, he was less than four or five meters away from them, attacking them face to face.

But they didn't have any solution at all.

Not to mention rushing in to speak offline, even speaking loudly would be stopped by Luo Sen’s people!
Is there still law? Is there still justice?!

"Everyone... calm down, calm down! Please calm down! I will contact the leader immediately, right now!"

Luo Xin and Maomao next to them were already frightened.

Because although it seemed funny just now, the security guard actually put his hand into his arms, and who knows what was inside.

Just seeing their movements and those few steps they take, people feel chilled to the bone.

We must stop this from happening again, otherwise if an accident really happens, it will be a complete disaster.

Luo Xin picked up the phone and started communicating with her leader.

……

[Even the official second channel dares to play like this? Mr. Luo, don’t be too crazy! 】

[I am dying of laughter, what the hell are these ancient palace maids and eunuchs, so gluttonous, right? 】

[Someone just filmed a video. Uzi is next door. How dare you say that to his face? ]

[Fuck, is this true?]

【Uzi: It’s hard, my fist is hard. 】

[More, after the commentary is over, fast forward to Mortal Kombat! ]

[Today's second channel is very popular, it's so lively hahaha. 】

【Wang Duoduo and Rita next to them were shocked! 】

At this moment, in the second live broadcast room, the barrage of comments was already scrolling down the screen. As the popularity skyrocketed, Wang Duoduo and Rita, Luo Sen's partners today, were indeed shocked.

When Luo Sen is in this state, he doesn't care who is around him and just goes crazy.

So just now Wang Duoduo and Rita had no time to stop each other, Luo Sen had already launched a series of attacks.

The director was sweating profusely when he realized what was happening. Wang Duoduo was pale. “Brother, oh my, my dear brother… Collect it, collect it! This is the second channel, the second channel…”

He frantically reminded and hinted at Luo Sen.

“Ahem… Well, there were some issues with this wave, but fortunately, it doesn’t affect the overall situation.”

Rita was not very quick-witted and subconsciously adopted the "no-loss method" that was most popular among LPL commentators.

Sure enough, upon hearing this, Luo Sen seemed to suddenly remember something, and excitedly directed the director: "Play one sound! I asked you to play one sound!"

Because they were sitting on the sofa, and the broadcast they were watching was naturally the one on Channel 1, which had a more relaxed tone.

When the director heard Luo Sen's words, his brain froze.

"What are you standing there for?" Luo Sen said unhappily, "Let's listen to what the top commentators on Channel 1 are saying now. Is that difficult?"

The director was sweating profusely and swallowed his saliva.

"Open it for him, it's okay."

The leader in the headset spoke.

There's nothing we can do, since this guy is the real boss, and this isn't considered any violation of the rules. If we don't release it now, we will release it after the game is over when everyone is reviewing the game.

The director was relieved and immediately released the mute button.

Today, the three commentators at a live commentary booth were all Luo Sen's 'close friends', the classic "three of us" in LPL - Wawa, Dami, and Colonel Guan.

At this moment, as soon as the mute was released, Luo Sen and all the LPL viewers heard a familiar tone.

——"Not a loss, I think this wave is acceptable."

Wawa said excitedly: "Our lineup is mainly focused on the late game, and RNG's strength is definitely higher than MAD's!"

"Yes." Miller followed up, "So it's okay to give them a head. Just think of it as giving them face. After all, we still need to show some respect to our international friends and avoid shaving their heads!"

"Yes, I gave it to you."

"@! #@#￥@#￥!"

……

"Well, that's a good deal!"

Luo Sen laughed out loud when he heard this: "Sure enough, audience friends, just as the host expected, our commentator really used the classic secret technique - the No Loss Method at this moment!"

"It's a classic saying 'Watch the Late Game'. It doesn't matter if the sky falls, we LPL commentators will hold it up!!"

"Teacher Dawa is still as 'professional' as ever. In terms of no-loss commentary, he has surpassed his teacher and is far superior to the original founder of the no-loss stream."

"As soon as the game starts, from the moment the first dragon is lost, these two words will be repeated until the crystal base explodes. This is the top art of torture!"

Luo Sen said cheerfully: "We made money, and the other side didn't lose. So the question is, who lost? The case was solved, and it turned out that the audience lost their kidneys by watching it!"

"Dear viewers, family members, when the anchor saw this scene, he knew that RNG had secured victory today. You ask why? Nonsense, other regions have commentators, but we in LPL have cheerleaders!"

"How can you beat this? If our off-field cheerleading team doesn't lose money, then you can't make any money, understand?"

[Pfft haha. 】

[Fuck, can this be said directly on the official second channel? ]

[Boss Luo, you are a true god!!]

[What a mouth you have! You are so good at speaking. 】

[Fujii, watch carefully and learn well. This is the commentary I want! ]

[Fujii, that's great. The fact that they were able to invite Mr. Luo over this time shows that the new team really understands LPL, hahaha.] [Kidney deficiency? You're the one who has kidney deficiency!]

[You scolded your family members, right? Be careful, they won’t support your team to win in the future! ]

【《LPL has a cheerleading team》】

"Brother! Brother, my dear brother!!"

At this moment, Wang Duoduo and Rita already felt a "boom" - the sky completely collapsed!

They didn't expect Luo Sen to be so simple and crude, "witty remarks", this is the official second way! This will be a big news tomorrow!

The director was also trembling with fear, but he just followed the orders given by his leader.

"We'll discuss whether it's a loss or not later... Let's see if RNG's overall response measures are still okay after this wave..."

"Wait for me……"

"Hey, Mr. Luo!" Wang Duoduo was so excited when he saw Luo Sen was about to speak that he immediately burst into urgency: "I've heard that you are a very talented writer, Mr. Luo. I saw your Weibo before, where you posted things like Blind Monk inserting wards on QQ... and various couplets, which were quite interesting."

"It just so happens that I, although I am not very talented, also know something about this. How about we compare ourselves?"

Hearing this, Luo Sen really stopped talking about this topic and looked at Wang Duoduo: "Come?"

"Come!"

Wang Duoduo is extremely confident.

The barrage completely exploded.

[Esports poets want to compete with esports talents? 】

[What is "There are Poets in China"! ]

[Hahaha, Wang Duoduo is really good. He should be the only talent in LPL who can compete with Mr. Luo. ]

[Can a top graduate from Renmin University do better than Mr. Luo?! ]

【GKD, GKD! 】

On the sofa, Wang Duoduo smiled slightly. Rita beside him had already set up her phone in a pretentious manner: "Teachers, we can start now."

"Teacher Duoduo, please come first."

Luo Sen gestured.

"Okay, since Mr. Luo is so modest, I'll go first."

Wang Duoduo paused, and then thought of something: "Let's start with the one that Mr. Luo replied to netizens on Weibo before... How about it?"

"Are you talking about [I punish on the spot, break bones, place wards, QQ, iron cloth, violent storm, flash dragon tail]?"

"Correct."

"no problem."

Hearing this, Wang Duoduo blurted out, "In terms of games, League of Legends character skills, you are Lee Sin, and it just so happens that I like Riven the most in private, so I will use Riven——"

"I'm the top laner 'Five Tigers', Dance of the Broken Wings, Lightning Speed ​​QA, Exiled Edge, Soul-Calming Roar, Flashing Wind Blade!"

Luo Sen shook his head, indicating that he did not agree, and then he said: "I was on the bed to supplement the soldiers, Zaowei Adu, protecting the whole field, the hands were soft and the tiger was old, and the sister was overwhelmed, and the reverse was a perfect curtain call!"

"puff!"

Wang Duoduo directly spat out a mouthful of water.

Rita's pupils trembled.

The barrage director instantly rioted!

【? ? ? 】

【Fuck! ! 】

【Awesome! ! 】

[I declare that Mr. Luo wins a round! ! ]

【Wang Duoduo was stunned. He didn't expect Luo to really have something! 】

[I guess I was terrified. Is this really something I can say? ]

[Official is official, it is Mr. Luo who has the power, and he has persisted until now without being blocked! ]

[Hahaha, come again! Come again!!]

"No...Brother..."

Wang Duoduo blinked wildly, and seeing that Luo Sen was about to blurt out something again, he quickly blocked his mouth: "The second pair——"

"I drove decisively, charged recklessly, used Dark Claw EQ, used Furnace Blast Shield, had a body of steel, and died with glory and fearlessness!"

"I am a giant baby who steals the crown. I cry and spit. I suck on the pacifier. I am so delicious. I drink milk in the middle of the game!"

“Brother… No, Daddy, Big Daddy, Living Daddy, please stop talking!”

Wang Duoduo was completely frightened. The live broadcast room, which had been "strong" all the time, finally received its first warning.

The director's brain was buzzing, and Wang Duoduo was frantically reminded in his earphone: "Change the topic! Change the topic! Change it quickly!"

"No, isn't it right?"

Luo Sen was not satisfied: "Don't mention it. Speaking of this, I have to mention a few couplets I wrote before. I was not very satisfied with them at the time because they were indeed too vulgar."

"For example, the couplet that proves that stains are not good uses the words 'look', 'look', 'see' and 'see', which is not very good and not civilized."

"The correct way to use it is actually... to use "glance" and "peek". This time we use "look" and "see."

Luo Sen said with emotion:
"Look, the mansion inside and outside, the beautiful buildings are now so desolate."

"Look, Tang Neiguan, you have gray hair on your temples but you don't have any children."

"So, the first sentence is that although the house is big, it is very deserted, so the house is not good. The second sentence is that there are no sons in the family, and there are countless fathers, so it is not good to have no sons."

"Civilized and positive. I'll delete that Weibo post and replace it with this one!"

Wang Duoduo was completely stunned and dumbfounded.

"This sentence should be okay, right?"

“…” Wang Duoduo had to admit that Luo Sen’s talent was genuine—the kind that was astounding.

"It's okay, but as you said before, if you keep saying this, the live broadcast room might be destroyed. The official live broadcast room will be destroyed by you!"

"Ahem...um...the live broadcast room is gone."

Rita's weak voice suddenly sounded.

When everyone looked, they found that the live broadcast signal had been interrupted. The official cut off the signal source to relieve their current high blood pressure.

"Boss Luo, I kneel down for you, but I dare not continue to make couplets! You can make any couplets when you broadcast live later. Please give me some face, okay?"

The leader rushed over from the backstage, and his legs went weak as soon as he saw Luo Sen for the first time. He kept making jokes: "And those 'brothers' outside...you must stay calm and don't dare to cause any trouble."

"Is that all?" Luo Sen didn't expect that after just a few simple words, he would really destroy the official live broadcast room. He was also a little embarrassed: "Didn't they say that the scale can be very large?"

"Yes, yes, but doesn't my brother have to have some achievements? Just consider it as helping my brother, okay, Dad!"

It was the first time that Fujii's management had been so servile to a 'player', but no one was surprised.

After all, this is the only 'player' who can be treated like this.

"Okay, and what about those 'brothers' outside you mentioned?"

Luo Sen stuck his head out and looked outside, and found himself meeting a pair of red eyes that were almost bleeding and were fixed on the glass door.

That was Brother Zao, who had already stood up and heard everything that had just happened. His temperature was completely off the charts, and he walked out of the lounge with red skin all over his body.

"Luo, I'm going to kill you today!!!"

(End of this chapter)