LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 68 The whole network is stunned! Horrifying live broadcast room! Polar brawl! Mr. Luo continues to perform superbly!
"What is he saying there?"

Through the poorly soundproofed isolation door, Luo Sen vaguely heard Zao Ge's not-so-loud voice, but when he listened carefully, he couldn't hear clearly what the other party said.

"Puppy... he should be out to use the bathroom, right?"

Wang Duoduo guessed.

"Well, it should be."

Luo Sen withdrew his gaze because he saw a familiar big man walking towards him.

……

"What's going on?"

The moment Yimijiu saw Brother Zao "sticking face to face", he immediately walked over quickly, frowned and scolded: "What's wrong with you? You are like a ghost, you don't understand human language?"

Brother Zao looked up at the 1.9-meter-tall man with red eyes, and could clearly feel the other person's impatience.

"Go, go, go, stay away, do you understand?"

The 1.9-meter-tall man waved his large hand like a palm leaf fan and said, "Go, go, don't stay here. If you see us again, don't blame us for carrying you out."

Zao Ge's steel teeth instantly broke: "Why do you..."

“So handsome!”

Lao Jin, who had appeared out of nowhere, smiled widely: "Lift us, big brother. You look too much like a celebrity... No need to lift us, no need to lift us. We can walk by ourselves..."

Then he pulled Zao Ge and said, "Come on, you can't stand seeing big brother's muscular body?"

Brother Zao's face flushed red: "Let me go! Let me go!"

Seeing him struggling fiercely, Lao Jin subconsciously let go of his hand.

Brother Zao was stunned. Seeing that Yimijiu was completely impatient, he walked towards him with a frown and flexed his wrist.

"Keep pushing me, keep pushing me!!"

Lao Jin: “…”

"It would be great if it were like this earlier."

He saw that Brother Zao was almost entering Uzi's violent period. As the deputy leader of the Anti-Uzi Alliance, Lao Jin knew that facing Brother Zao in this state, he would not be able to get down without ten bottles of lactic acid bacteria.

Fortunately, they were well prepared this time. As soon as they pulled Brother Zao back to the lounge, someone handed them a bottle of freshly opened lactic acid bacteria: "Quick, give Zaozi a bottle!"

"I know about hypoglycemia, and I need this milk!"

"Brother Zao doesn't have low blood sugar..."

“Ah!! Luo÷!!”

Brother Zao opened the bottle with a slap, trembling all over: "I won't accept it, I won't accept it!"

Everyone around was speechless.

Even if they say they are unwilling, will they really be willing?
"Prince Ning!" Brother Zao's face turned red and he suddenly shouted, "Prince Ning!!"

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" The pockmarked man next to him was startled.

"You go!"

"what?"

"Go to the studio door and play one for him!"

pock:"???"

"puff."

"No, buddy, I...I was just joking. You can't just say you have this thing."

Ma Zi looked embarrassed and said, "Don't mess with me, my stomach is pretty healthy."

"Being healthier is better, being healthier is more smelly."

Everyone: "..."

At this moment, they had already discovered that Brother Zao had lost his mind, so they stopped talking and pulled Brother Zao to sit on the sofa near the inside, trying not to listen to the loud voice and sound from next door.

……

The live broadcast source of the second live broadcast room was reconnected, and the eager viewers and audiences immediately filled their posts with question marks.

【? ? ? 】

【What's going on? 】

[Awesome! Did they really destroy the official live broadcast room? ]

【Genius!! Genius! Keep going!】

[Esports Version of King of Kings]

【Wang Duoduo met his first opponent and was unilaterally crushed! 】

[Did Zaozi lie on the crack of the door just now? ]

[I also saw the picture on Tieba. Is Mr. Luo okay now? ]

【Isn’t this an octagonal cage? 】

[Octagonal cage? Polar brawl! Ma Zi and the others are here too! ]

【《Thriller Live Studio》】

"Um... ahem, the live broadcast signal just now was not very good, so let's continue to bring you RNG vs MAD."

Wang Duoduo remained calm and controlled the situation: "At the moment, RNG's disadvantage is getting bigger and bigger. As Mr. Luo said just now, the situation is indeed not optimistic, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't affect the overall score of RNG."

"Correct."

Luo Sen still gave face to his partners. He didn't respond to the dying pair when he heard it, but just explained normally: "In fact, looking at this game, my brother Hu may have his own difficulties. After all, he used to be a part-time deliveryman."

"Just like what the saying goes, from Ele.me to Meituan, I have worked for so many years, and basically I succeeded in delivering every order. If I don't want to deliver an order, no one else can deliver it. Are there any customers who object to me? Yes, but very few, unless they don't want to eat!"

"Brother Hu tried his best to ensure everyone's health and make sure everyone could eat a few more bowls of rice today. He really tried his best."

"Even in this situation, there are still many haters who criticize my brother Tiger and say that he is a loser. Let's talk about it. Brother Tiger was born as a delivery man. This is normal, okay?"

Luo Sen said happily: "Not only the dishes, he has a close relationship with the vegetable store, and there are many varieties of dishes, carrots, green vegetables, baby spinach, day lily, he can even cook a lot of dishes, as long as they are on the menu, such as Cantonese cuisine, Jiangsu cuisine, Zhejiang cuisine, Hunan cuisine, Anhui cuisine, Shanghai cuisine..."

"Oh, that's right, now you understand, my dear audience, right? The 'menu' has given you the answer. As everyone knows, my brother Hu used to play mid lane, but now he has switched to top lane, the other way around, so on the menu, he has become a top laner noob! And he is noob, Hu noob!"

"Dear audience friends, this is a dish, a tiger dish! I told you clearly, but you still don't know?!"

"It's really not my brother Tiger's fault. Can you say that my brother Tiger didn't try his best? When he came, everything was a failure!"

[Pfft haha. 】

【Fuck!! It’s amazing!!】

[The dishes served shocked me! ]

[Huicai and Hucai burst out laughing. ]

[Living in Bengbu, how does your brain grow? 】

[“Are there any customers who object to me? Yes, but rarely, unless they don’t want to eat.”]

【《Chef Tiger Ruijin》】

The barrage of comments was instantly ignited by Luo Sen's natural and fluent words, and the second director on the scene and Wang Duoduo and Rita were also confused.

"...Oh my God." Rita looked at Luo Sen as if she was looking at a monster. There was only one feeling in her heart: astonishing!

and…

What you see in front of you is completely different from the experience of watching it online.

I can only say that he is worthy of being an "Internet celebrity" who had already started a company and became the boss before he became a professional player. He has tens of millions of fans. His eloquence and aura are indeed not something that an ordinary internet-addicted teenager can match.

"What's wrong? You can't even tell me this?"

Luo Sen heard Wang Duoduo coughing wildly beside him and turned to look at him in confusion.

If he can't even say this, then he'll have to tell Lao Gao more.

Wang Duoduo seemed to have sensed that Mr. Luo had some evil intentions to use his power. He was startled and nodded repeatedly: "Of course, this is fine. It doesn't attack anyone, and it also shows your 'erudition', Mr. Luo. It's well-reasoned and convincing."

"That's good." Seeing that there was no problem, Luo Sen immediately continued, "That's good. Maybe some careful audience friends have already discovered that my brother Hu's dishes have traces to follow."

"besides?!"

Wang Duoduo and Rita stood there in a daze.

"Brother Hu is proficient in almost all Chinese cuisines, and the ones he is most proficient in are Zhejiang, Shanghai, Hunan, and Anhui."

"Then according to this order, Brother Tiger's performance today is perfectly normal, because - this tiger wants to be a vegetable!"

"Besides, this tiger will be good at cooking!"

"Combined with the relationship between Tiger and the restaurant, it can also be understood that if Tiger wants to order food, Tiger will order food!"

"We have already informed the audience in advance. If you are a hater and continue to slander my brother Tiger, it will be unacceptable!"

Luo Sen looked serious, and the popularity of the second live broadcast room soared to the sky.

【666666. 】

[Pfft, I really didn’t expect that. ]

【Brother!! My dear brother! 】

【Invincible! 】

[The world's number one crazy jungler, well-deserved reputation! ]

【Three sentences to instantly beat the live commentator, watch me, Mr. Luo, show you! 】

【《This Tiger Meets Cuisine》】

[Case solved! Everyone wrongly accused Brother Tiger. It turns out that Brother Tiger is so far-sighted! ]

[I won’t watch it without your commentary in the future! ]

"Do you two have anything to say?"

Luo Sen saw that the two people next to him were silent for a long time, and the director was pouring lactic acid bacteria into them, so he couldn't help but ask.

Wang Duoduo and Rita looked at each other and shook their heads.

Are you kidding me? They don't have the talent of Luo Sen. How can they handle the conversation?

Wang Duoduo, as a top student at Renmin University, couldn't help but admire at this moment. If it were him, he really couldn't think of such vivid and appropriate words.

All I can say is - seeing is believing.

I’ve learned a lot!
Luo Sen nodded: "Okay, then I'll continue..."

"You haven't finished yet??!"

Everyone was confused.

“Ahem… the next part is a bit exaggerated, forget it, I’ll talk about it in my own live broadcast room later.”

When Luo Sen saw the leader who was about to kneel down in front of him appear again from behind the scenes, he finally shut up.

"The game is about to end... RNG didn't play so perfectly in this game, um... C9 spoke up at this time, RNG, don't be disgusting, RNG! But unfortunately, this game really hurt the hearts of our North American friends..."

At this moment, the game was 30 minutes in, and RNG lost the last team battle to MAD. The KDA of both sides reached 7:22. Luo Sen knew that the game was over.

However, for RNG, this last group match is obviously not that important. After all, they even defeated the favorite to win the championship DK today. If they lost to MAD in the last match, other teams would also be hurt.

Sure enough, a moment later, MAD successfully pushed down RNG's crystal base and the game ended.

On the stage in front, in the competition seats where billions of people are watching.

Xiaohu took off the noise-canceling headphones on his head and kept rubbing his nose, but he still sneezed several times in succession.

"A-choo... A-choo... Ah~ A-choo!"

"Really? I turned the air conditioner up too high yesterday. Are you catching a cold?"

The tip of his nose was red, but even though the game ended 0/5/0, it didn't affect his mood.

With their current results and status, it is enough to compete for this year's MSI championship.

"What's going on, Brother Tiger?"

"Maybe I have a slight cold."

"I heard that the commentator for our game today is Luo ÷."

As Xiao Ming stood up to pack his things, he said casually, "I don't know how this CS arranged us today."

"Fuck, I thought so. No wonder."

Brother Hu suddenly realized and found a suitable reason for his crazy sneezing.

I felt inexplicably puzzled.

——This is such a troublemaker. I must have said a lot of bad things about him today. Let’s wait and see when we return to the backstage lounge.

"Well, now that he's like this, why don't you let him have his fun?"

As a result, when they returned to the backstage of the lounge, the boss Bai Xing said something that made everyone "wake up": "That person has formed a team, and there is no sign of it yet, and you are going to win another MSI championship. When I, Mr. Luo, see this, won't I be furious?"

"I'm so angry about this. Let him vent his anger. I found that our grades have been getting better and better since he started to slander us. I must ask the master to settle the score later."

"That being said, we can't just let Luo off like this. I'll post on Weibo later!"

"Everyone, get ready. We have an official photo shoot tonight. After the interview, we will go back to do the styling. We can go to a Chinese restaurant to eat something. We are really not used to the food here in Northern Europe."

……

"Teacher Luo, thank you for your hard work today. The explanation was great!"

Backstage, Luo Sen ended his commentary journey for the day. The director, who had been nervous all day, trotted over, saying things that were not what he meant.

"No, we all take care of it."

Luo Sen still had some sense of security in his heart, so he didn't make the director feel uncomfortable. He waved to Wang Duoduo and Rita who were packing up their things and said, "See you next time, my two partners."

"Teacher Luo, take care."

"See you next time, Mr. Luo. I really enjoy explaining with you."

The two commentators who were also oppressed by the "power in the workplace" waved their hands with reluctant expressions.

Of course, putting aside the joking, at this moment the two of them actually wanted to ask Luo Sen for his WeChat ID.

Who is that? Mr. Luo!
If they could add the famous Mr. Luo’s WeChat, the two felt that their future in LPL would be more promising.

But if you think about it from another angle, wouldn’t the traffic and popularity also skyrocket?

Here, Luo Sen had packed up his things and walked out of the studio with his team members. He saw that the studio opposite was already "full of people".

Zao Ge and his team had already left the lounge and entered the studio to begin preparations for the commentary.

As if sensing something, Brother Zao, who was sitting on the sofa, turned his head and met Luo Sen's eyes.

The two looked at each other offline for the third time, but in just a moment, Luo Sen's figure disappeared from Zao Ge's sight.

"Luo, remember, this matter is not over yet!"

Brother Zao was filled with hatred. At this moment, a pungent stench suddenly entered his nose, with a strong smell of leeks and eggs.

The smell spread quickly, and the entire studio was not spared.

Everyone covered their noses with their hands, but the sudden gas still stimulated their stomach acid and made them roll their eyes.

Lao Jin looked shocked: "Who? Who farted? Why does it smell like leeks?! It stinks!!"

"Ahem..." Ma Zi said embarrassedly: "Everyone, I really can't hold it in."

"No, you don't use it when you should, and you use it when you shouldn't. Are you an Alchemist? Do you use Q to poison your teammates?"

"The world's number one Singed!!"

"You're lying. What you're eating is not leek filling, but Daphne filling."

"Wabi wabi, wabi baboo!"

"Look, you've been made stupid by the poison in your left hand!"

(End of this chapter)