LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 36 Wu Song! Luo÷Sha is crazy! Sha is crazy!
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【puff. 】

["No stains, but a crown" "No stains on the crown"]

[There is one thing to say, it is true. 】

[No buddy, are you trying to become a god?! ]

[I burst out laughing. After "Jane÷No Crown", there is another masterpiece - "No Stains but Crown"! 】

【Discharged from hospital!!】

The barrage of comments is dense, and there are more than one million people online, which not only occupies the No. 1 position in the current Douyin platform, but the "sales" content in the live broadcast room will directly refresh everyone's understanding of the word "sales".

——It turns out that this is how you can promote products.

"Meidong Zhenwumei has a summer family bucket!"

Luo Sen briefly mentioned it and placed a full bucket of Meidong family bucket beside him very professionally: "Family members, you should be familiar with the Liuliumei brand. This Meidong summer limited edition family bucket has six flavors, fresh and sour."

"In addition to the black plums that the anchor just introduced, it also includes green plums, lover plums, and the most popular snow plums."

"Because it contains zero sugar and zero preservatives, this type of Meidong is very suitable for families who want to lose weight or like to exercise."

"The summer season is about to start. Buy some Meidong and put it in the refrigerator. When the time comes, my family will open the anchor's live broadcast room and have some Meidong at the same time. Hey, do you understand, my friends? Our daily life is getting better and better!"

"Besides, when you bought a family bucket before, the cheapest one was 59.9. But today in the host's live broadcast room, as the host's family members, is it possible that the host would let you spend this money in vain?! My dear family members!!"

Luo Sen directly linked up: "Come on, Xiaohong, tell your family loudly about our price!"

AI Xiaohong shouted loudly: "No 59.9, no 55.9, only 49.9!!"

“49.9!! Let’s place orders first. If the family members still want it, the anchor will go to the manufacturer’s headquarters again at the risk of his life and ask them to give the family members a lot of benefits!!”

"This order is not for anything else, just to celebrate that my great God has won the championship again!! We are the champions! We are the champions!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the shared bike was put on the bus, and as expected, it was sold out in seconds again.

Putting aside the effect of the show, the price and quality offered by Luo Sen's live broadcast room are indeed very tempting, not to mention that the number of people has already reached one million. If nothing unexpected happens, he may even break a record tonight!

"It's empty! It's gone!"

"My family, my friends, do you really like the anchor's benefits? I feel embarrassed for the anchor."

Luo Sen looked at the grand scene of the backstage being empty in a few seconds, and once again felt the horror of live streaming sales.

This sales volume is even faster than cheating.

[Don't talk nonsense, my family is rich! ]

[Are you still embarrassed? This wave directly covered Fujii's monthly expenses? ]

[The corners of your mouth are harder to suppress than AK, brother, stop pretending, just laugh if you want to. ]

[Damn, I didn't get it. Is there any more? Damn, there are so many people in the broadcast room. You should give me some support. There are only tens of thousands of orders. Is it enough for the brothers to fill their teeth? ]

【If the foreigners next door see this, they will think that poor guys can’t afford to eat Liuliumei! 】

[Sales champion! Four-time champion Luo Sen, we are the champions! (Dance) (Dance)]

"Okay!" Luo Sen was a quick-witted player with a strong ability to perform on the spot and was very "flexible". Seeing this, he changed his mind immediately: "Come on, Liuliumei, place another 50,000 orders for me. What? No stock? If you keep selling like this, you're going to lose money and go bankrupt?"

"If you want to go bankrupt, then go bankrupt! For the sake of my family, what's wrong with you going bankrupt? You just went bankrupt, but my family won't be able to eat Lychee Plum anymore!"

"Will you give it to me or not? The host is teaching you with all his heart, and you want to urinate on the host, right?"

【Hahaha. 】

[No, you speak fluently? ]

[I am dying of laughter. Please stop acting, MC. We just need to buy it! ]

[Tears in my eyes, the anchor actually "fell out" with his sponsor several times for the sake of his family! ]

The person in charge of Liuliumei, who also lives in Bengbu, directly sent this screen recording to the work group, @everyone: [Come, let me see it and learn from it! In the future, when you are looking for a live streamer, find Luo Shen! This is professional live streaming! ]

Everyone in the group immediately replied "Fuck it".

……

Fujii headquarters.

Recently, the atmosphere at Fujii headquarters has been in an inexplicably depressing state. Many of the management who used to be so powerful in the LPL have been in a hurry these days, with anxiety on their faces.

General Gao’s office.

Mr. Gao, Fujii's nominal second-in-command, leaned back in his chair, staring at his mobile phone screen, occasionally laughing out loud, feeling relaxed and happy.

"Mr. Gao, the review team from the headquarters has been arranged to stay near our office building."

The secretary pushed the door open and came in to report.

"Got it." Mr. Gao nodded, lit a cigarette, and continued to watch Luo Sen's live broadcast with a smile.

The secretary standing next to him glanced at the phone screen secretly, and then observed the changes in Mr. Gao's expression before speaking softly: "Is there anything we need to do?"

President Gao leaned back and said, "No, just wait."

“…His live broadcast is so interesting.”

The secretary happened to hear something Luo Sen said at this moment and couldn't help laughing.

"Luo Sen is a talented person." President Gao commented bluntly: "He is so eloquent and quick-witted. No wonder Douyin can support him so much. I would support him too."

When the secretary heard about "sensitive content", he immediately shut up.

President Gao laughed twice before asking, "Do you know how much money he can make tonight?"

The secretary blinked her big eyes and shook her head: "I don't know. But I feel it will be a lot."

"One hundred thousand orders, this is just the second wave... To be honest, I proposed last year that the current direction of the competition area's development of profitability should follow the trend and move closer to similar track platforms. Do a good job in the basic market of the competition, eliminate the market openings of the insiders, and be formalized enough, so that it can develop more healthily and for a longer time."

"Unfortunately, our own short video platform is not well developed..."

The secretary nodded: "I have heard about this, but President Jin and others do not agree."

Mr. Gao did not comment and pointed at Luo Sen: "Do you think we still have a chance now?"

"..."

"Okay, let's leave it at that for now. We can talk about these things after the results come out."

...Inside the live broadcast room.

Luo Sen hung up the shared bike again, and the family members in the live broadcast room were "satisfied". The atmosphere of today's live broadcast has reached its climax.

"Benefits are available sometimes, but don't force them when they are not available."

Luo Sen took a sip and said, "Those who didn't get the benefits can only wait until next time. Next, the anchor will continue to lead the families to appreciate and comment on our competitive heroes together."

"Well, not long ago, the anchor had the guts to give the circle's big brother, Lump, a one-star rating..."

Luo Sen skillfully opened the mini program and typed the ID of the second professional player on the text file - cancel the account.

"The protagonist deserves to be treated like a protagonist. Since my brother Tiger appears on screen a lot today, he has to be the second best man tonight!"

【Hahaha. 】

[What the hell is this software? Why can't I find it? ]

[Can all professional players be rated? Please recommend them to your family. Are you trying to have it all to yourself? ]

[I'm awesome! This guy is even more of a heavyweight! ]

When the comments in the live broadcast room saw Luo Sen open the previous "text scoring software", they immediately started to refresh the screen.

Not long ago, when Luo Sen just finished his sharp review of tumors, some netizens kept asking about it, but Luo Sen didn't say anything at that time.

Seeing this, Luo Sen said lightly: "Oh, it's just a rating software. All professional players can be rated. You can add the people you want to rate in real time."

“It is currently in the internal testing stage and is not open to the public.”

[Damn it, stop it! ]

[You're still keeping secrets from your family, right? 】

[Can all professional players comment? Can you also add comments about your favorite characters? GKD, GKD! ]

The comments in the live broadcast room went wild, and it was obvious that people were interested in being able to add comments about players and other people at will. After all, who doesn't want to have a real-time review? There is no such "plastic" platform on the market.

Luo Sen said nothing more, hit the enter key, and played the Heroes' Song from Outlaws of the Marsh again: "In the competition circle, if we talk about my brother Tiger, I am not exaggerating, and I am definitely not much weaker than a tumor!"

"So, the host put Brother Hu among the Thirty-Six Celestial Beings, and he is second only to several 'heroes' like Ji Shi Lu among the Thirty-Six Celestial Beings!"

"Considering my brother Tiger's various heroic deeds, it is most appropriate to assign him to the star sign of the Tiangu Star!"

"Tiangu Star! I believe many of you will understand when you see this name. The key to this constellation lies in the word 'gu' in the middle."

"In the original Water Margin, the star of the mushroom is the famous monk Lu Zhishen. So my brother Tiger deserves the title of monk among the 108 heroes in the competition circle."

"Some family members may ask, isn't that right, host? How strong is Lu Zhishen? Does Brother Tiger also deserve the same title?

Seeing this, Luo Sen shook his head and retorted: "This family member asked a good question. Although my Tiger Brother is always very careful in the competition and always respects Faker, but in terms of combat power, the anchor really thinks he deserves this nickname."

"Some of you may not understand and think that the anchor is 'overestimating' Brother Hu. But you should know that Brother Hu has been proficient in various boxing techniques since he was a child. His boxing skills have reached perfection, and his personal fighting power is unfathomable and unpredictable."

"What you saw was that my brother Tiger was weak and lousy in the competition, and his fighting ability was unstable, especially when facing Faker, but in fact, my brother Tiger hid most of his strength."

"Everyone in the family knows that the anchor was once a professional player, so the anchor was fortunate to witness, listen to, and experience Brother Tiger's true strength in that decisive battle!"

"Today, the anchor will take stock of my brother Tiger's true strength!"

"——People don't know that my brother Tiger has won seven times against Faker! Faker has lost seven times!"

Luo Sen casually typed on the text: "Faker specializes in killing talented teenagers, but I, Brother Hu, am not a genius. This is my first victory."

"At the same time, my brother Tiger is already old, not a teenager anymore. This is my second victory!"

"Also, when necessary, Brother Tiger can even not be the mid laner. This is the third victory!"

"Moreover, failure is the mother of success. My Tiger brother has repeatedly fulfilled his filial duty in the S-League, but Lee Sang Hyuk is always victorious. Therefore, Faker is a pure Tiger son, with blood suppressing him and fatherly love like a fan! This is the fourth victory!"

"The most important thing is that my brother Hu's surname is Li. Although Li Xianghe's surname is also Li, this tiny place was originally awarded by my Li family. It is said that there is a gap between brothers Li! My brother Hu's 'Li' is not not 'Li'! This is the fifth victory!"

"Also, my Tiger brother once had a classic two-part laugh, while Faker can only laugh once at most, but my Tiger brother can laugh twice. This is the sixth victory!"

"Needless to say, the last victory. My brother Tiger has practiced boxing and has even reached the Nascent Soul stage. He used his magic power to mark his opponent Faker. He must have disturbed his mind at the critical moment. This is the seventh victory!!"

"Family members, friends, after reading this, do you still think that my brother Tiger's fighting ability is low and he doesn't deserve this title?!"

Luo Sen said loudly: "The host can only say one word for this - win!! It's not that my brother Tiger didn't try his best in the world competition, he was just waiting for his magic power to work!!"

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

[Good! What a great seven wins and seven losses! ]

[Win! I'm so happy that I won!!]

[There are a few less anchors. Faker doesn't speak Chinese, but Xiao's account does. This is the eighth win! ]

[6. Are there any other experts?]

"Really, family members, please don't laugh. As we all know, the anchor used to have friends all over the world in the circle. At that time, these words were told to me by Brother Hu himself."

Luo Sen's tone was vague, as if he recalled something: "At that time, I asked him, what if Faker didn't focus on killing talented teenagers, but focused on killing LPL players?"

"Brother Hu told me confidently that if this is the case, then it would not be a bad idea for him to go to KPL!"

[Pfft haha. 】

[I'm super, farmer! ! ]

【KPL is completely unstoppable. 】

[Another win! Ninth win!! (Dancing wildly) (Dancing wildly)! ]

Luo Sen continued to recall: "That day, I remember there was also Brother Lao, Liu Zhong. I was in the lounge at the time, and RNG and SKT entered a life-and-death battle. After Brother Hu told me about the 'Seven Wins and Seven Losses Theory', he walked towards the stage with a smile."

"That day, in the 2:2 tiebreaker, Tiger Brother looked solemnly at Faker's Galio, but he was not panicked at all. He just chuckled and said: Faker, do you know that the ephemeral flower dies as soon as it blooms?!"

"As soon as these words were spoken, countless green lights condensed towards Brother Hu, with the gymnasium as the center. In an instant, the gymnasium was like spring flowers blooming. From then on, Brother Hu became an emperor from a saint, and defeated Faker to win the championship!"

"At that time, Faker slumped in the gaming chair, muttering: I lost!"

"Brother Hu wore a reserved smile and said nothing. His teammates were delighted and thought he was just being reserved. But just as he was about to receive the award, his teammates patted Brother Hu on the back and realized that he had already passed away!"

"He turned into golden dust, and then into the last golden rain, scattered across the sky."

Luo Sen said with great sorrow: "The anchor was so sad that she cried bitterly. At this moment, in a trance, she saw a room."

"That was at Faker's home. Eunjeong looked at the newborn baby and found the baby very cute. So she said, 'This little guy is so cute. How about I call you...'"

(End of this chapter)