LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 37 Charm Rush! You really understand the capitalists' tricks, Luo!

【Hahahahaha. 】

[The logical relationship is self-consistent, and the relationship between characters perfectly conforms to reality - "Classic Masterpiece"! ]

【Brother Hu’s blood pressure went through the roof after seeing this! 】

[I have never seen such a contestant before! Luo Shen, you are worthy of the name of God, you are a true God!! ]

[I am already numb from laughing, physically numb, I won’t even watch the Spring Festival Gala skits, I’ll just watch your live broadcast! ]

[It's really hard to hold on. My Tiger brother can only burn himself to fight with Faker, right? Streamer, you have a vicious heart! ]

[How come you wrote Eun Jung as Faker! Start over! Change the version! ]

[Where are the comments? Brothers, please read the comments. I like your sharp comments the most! ]

"Ah...my friends, my family, can you understand the grief that the anchor felt at that time?"

Luo Sen himself was amused. After a brief smile, he got back to the point: "So, Brother Hu is worthy of the title of Flower Monk. In the entire e-sports circle, I won't accept anyone else being Flower Monk except him!"

"Come on, let's give my brother Tiger a final comment."

Luo Sen clicked on the comment under "Cancel Account" and typed a line of words into the edit box: [Born with a Thai pan on his head, a ghost baby is haunted by a green bug! ]

The barrage exploded instantly.

[Oh my god! 6! ! ]

[If you are not my friend, then you are really into literature? 】

[Talent! You are the most talented person in the competition circle! ]

[To be frank, this is a complete and perfect summary of Tiger Brother, a professional player! ]

[Host, please promote this rating software. It is really important to me. 】

“This is just a small app… used by anchors for live broadcasts.”

Luo Sen saw that the foreshadowing was almost complete, so he said, "If you also want to have some fun, click the small handle below to download it... By the way, I don't have a small handle on this account, can I use it?"

The little baby next to him saw him asking without any trace of acting, and the one living in Bengbu nodded: "You can hang it up, just hang it up and it's done, it's all done for you."

"Okay, I'll hang up for a while."

Luo Sen hung up the small handle, and then continued: "In fact, the anchor has given several versions of comments about my brother Hu. But Brother Hu has done too many heroic deeds, and in the end, the anchor still 'bitterly' chose the most 'representative' comment."

"Of course, we have to give some points... Host, look, oh, some family members have downloaded it so quickly?"

"How come my tumor score was only 0.1?!"

Luo Sen simply refreshed the page, and he didn’t expect that the tumor, which had not been rated before, actually showed that there were more than 300 comments, and the rating was - 0.1!

Luo Sen was very angry: "What do you mean? I am a big brother in the circle after all, and you gave me a score of 0.1?"

“And these reviews… ugh.”

Luo Sen just glanced at it and was overwhelmed by the fresh comments from the netizens.

In addition to his classic quote [Buddha's divine power destroyed the tumor, and his father sacrificed his life to protect the evil animal], several new classic hot comments have been released.

【Tumor healed in time! 】

【Based on the weight, it should not be called Jishilu, but Zhen Guanxi. 】

[The case has been solved. No wonder the two were friends. It turns out they had known each other for eight hundred years. The Flower Monk beat up Zhen Guanxi with his fists! ]

[If Zhen Guanxi had killed this pig, when Lu Zhishen asked for three pounds of lean meat, he would have known that the other party was deliberately looking for trouble! ]

[I was eating when my dad grabbed my phone with his chopsticks! ]

[All it needs to turn into a pig is a nine-toothed rake. 】

[We have both cabbage and vermicelli, the only thing missing is you. ]

"Hey, we can't broadcast this, it's a bit violent..."

Luo Sen was shocked by the comments. He closed the evaluation page, then looked at the list of players he had added earlier and found that many comments had already appeared under many people.

It seems that he still underestimated the program effect of this thing, or underestimated the influence and popularity of his current live broadcast.

With more than one million people online in the live broadcast room, it can be described as "huge wealth".

【Cannot play???】

[Oh my god, it’s stuck, please download it for me, I want a review! ]

[I am dying of laughter. The comments here are really hard to handle. Isn't this more interesting than resisting? 】

【Finished, a new toilet is born! 】

"Come on, give me Brother Tiger a rating - one star."

Luo Sen gave Xiaohu a one-star rating, then clicked to post his own comment, saying: "This one-star rating is not directed at my brother Hu, but Brother Hu deserves this one-star. After all, at this stage he has not yet been 'reincarnated' and is only Faker's son for the first time, so he can only inherit one star on the SKT team uniform. Is there anything wrong with that, my friends?"

"But then again, in the entire LPL region, apart from Stain, my brother Tiger is the most filial to Faker, and isn't this also a kind of 'second stage of filial piety'?"

"There's a line in a song that goes: Dad, who has been strong all his life, what can I do for you? Just accept the insignificant triple crown!"

【Hahaha. 】

【"Father"】

[Tears. 】

[The anchor sings so well, why not change career and become a singer. 】

[I, Luo Shen, only belong to the e-sports circle! I won’t watch the e-sports circle without him for a day! ]

Luo Sen saw that there was no prompt for the system entry, which meant that his review probably did not have enough likes and views. So he did not wait any longer, played the classic BGM, and began to comment on the third place "hero" of today.

……

the other side.

As Luo Sen's newly released "Competition Circle 108÷" is in full swing and the show effect of the first two being blocked÷ has exploded, the live broadcast has not yet ended, and various screenshots and news have been circulated in media forums such as Tieba and Bilibili, and Hua Heshang and Jishili have become "famous all over the world" one after another.

People in the industry are watching in real time, and at this moment there is already a lot of heated discussion, with varying reactions.

[I am laughing so hard, Luo÷ is really good at live streaming. 】

[No, how much rice did he eat that day? I'm so jealous that my eyes are about to turn red! ]

[Hey, this rating forum is really interesting. Damn, even my name is on it? ]

[I also downloaded it and read it. The reviews are a bit heartbreaking. You better be mentally prepared before reading it.]

[@Xiao Account@PDD, where are the two parties? Why is there no movement? ]

In a group chat in the circle, a friend who was familiar with Xiaohuliuzhuang @ed the two of them.

But the two of them were obviously not in the mood to chat in the group at the moment.

At this moment, inside the RNG base club.

Xiaohu stared at Luo Sen's live broadcast room, his face trembling with anger, and his voice trembling as well: "Luo! Fuck you! We are not done yet!"

"That's too much. How can he say that about a professional player who has won honors for LPL?"

Bai Xing next to him was also very angry.

Ever since Uzi, Mala Xiang Guo and others "broke up" with RNG, account cancellation has become the current traffic driver for RNG. Luo Sen is now "slandering" account cancellation. Isn't this asking for the death of RNG?
"I think he is jealous of us winning the championship. He can't play professionally now, so he must be jealous to death." Assistant Xiao Ming comforted him: "Yuanhao, don't bother with him. Anyway, we are still suing him, so we just need to fight the lawsuit to the end."

Everyone fell silent after hearing that.

The rice and water they earn in a day may be equal to your annual salary... Why are you jealous? Who is jealous of whom?

Xiao Ming seemed to feel that there was something wrong with what he said. He coughed twice in embarrassment and was about to say something.

"This guy is too CS... No, I want to scold him too!"

Xiaohu suddenly picked up his phone. The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He downloaded the applet directly from Luo Sen's live broadcast room, clicked in to register, and began to look for Luo Sen's name and ID. Bai Xing and his teammates all shook their heads when they saw this, but they didn't stop him.

"found it!"

After a while, Xiaohu searched for Luo Sen's name directly through the search bar and found that Luo Sen had two character columns in this mini program.

One is named [Charles], with the note that he is a professional player. The second one is [Luo Sen] himself.

The account cancellation directly clicked on Luo Sen’s page and typed a line of words: [The evening mood of the sun, the rising sun!! ]

Click Send.

Then the latest comment in Luo Sen's evaluation list was refreshed: [Handsome Luo Sen, a talented jungler! ! ]

Account cancellation: “???”

He was stunned for at least five or six seconds, and then he commented again with two sentences in disbelief: [Luo÷! I am your father!! Your dear father! Fuck you! ]

The latest comment below: [Brother Luo! You are my father! ! My dear father! I am filial to you! ]

"puff!!"

Xiaohu felt a surge of blood rushing up his spine, his vision went dark, and he almost fainted from anger.

"Hey, what's wrong? Aren't you scolding him? Why are you so angry?"

Everyone around was confused.

“…Luo÷!! Shameless!! Shameless!!”

The account canceler was so angry that he burst into tears: "Could he have made this software himself? Is he the creator of this software? How shameless!!"

Everyone followed his gaze and looked over there, and for a moment, they were all speechless.

"Ah this..."

"puff…"

"Hey, don't laugh, don't laugh!"

"This is too much. He keeps all the good comments and turns the bad ones into good ones? Damn capital!!"

Bai Xing couldn't help but curse: "He is also a capitalist now, right?!"

"..."

When everyone heard this, their hearts ached even more.

Especially those who have cancelled their accounts, they can’t wait to revive and challenge Luo Sen in person.

On his way to becoming a 'capitalist', he stepped on their corpses!
"Don't watch it... It's just a review on the Internet. You know how venomous the audience is. Also, there's something you may not know."

Bai Xing suddenly said, "I heard that Doinb has resurrected and is ready to make a move recently."

"Doinb? Can he win the resurrection match?"

Xiao Ming was surprised and said: "The thing he did..."

"I'm not sure, but he definitely wants to come back." Bai Xing paused and said softly, "I heard that President Jin has put a lot of effort in this, so he should have to pay a lot of money, and he might lose all the money he saved for so many years... Anyway, everyone, relax, this guy has too many enemies, he won't last long."

"Boss Bai, here is your review!"

Suddenly, Xiaohu looked up and said something.

"Huh?" Bai Xing was stunned. He took the phone and took a look. Sure enough, he saw his own character column.

Click in, and the most liked review is: [Old B Deng - an old and lame lamp. ]

"grass!"

Bai Xing cursed and swore: "The llama is gone!"

Everyone: "..."

……

Eleven o'clock at night.

In the live broadcast room.

"That's all for today, family. It's time to get off work."

Luo Sen broadcast until 11 o'clock in the evening, which was already the normal time to get off work.

But the barrage of comments obviously hadn’t heard enough, and they kept typing "Work Overtime".

"I can't work overtime. The anchor can see if there is time in the evening and use a small account to chat with everyone. Now it's really not possible. The anchor has to go off the air to eat. I haven't eaten all day and I'm starving."

Luo Sen waved towards the live broadcast room, and closed it amid a chorus of reluctance.

The popularity before the broadcast ended still remained at around 100 million people.

"not bad."

Luo Sen was quite satisfied with his performance and turned to look at the little baby. However, he found that the other party did not lick him as usual, but was holding the phone very seriously and replying to messages.

Finally I got up and went straight to make a phone call.

Luo Sen didn't pay much attention to it. He withdrew his gaze and turned to observe the progress of the entry of [The King of Hell Ascends into the Hall].

At this moment, on the screen that no one else could see, the system prompt sounds of [King of Hell Ascending to Court] came one after another.

[You gave a sharp review of an insider, on-field/camera charm +1%, personal charm +1%. ]

[You gave a sharp review of two people in the industry, and your on-field/camera charm increased by 2%, and your personal charm increased by 2%. ]

【…】

[You have made sharp comments on 70 people in the industry. Your charm on the field/camera +70%, your personal charm +%. ]

In just ten minutes, Luo Sen's [King of Hell Ascends to the Court] entry suddenly soared from 0% to 70%, and the speed was still increasing.

"Fuck, this is the fastest upgrade entry ever."

Luo Sen himself was surprised by the upgrade speed.

It seems that with his end of the live broadcast, the appetite that had been whetted for the whole day has paid off, and the mini program has probably become completely lively.

"But this 70% increase in charm doesn't seem to change at all."

Something like charm has always been illusory. At least the person involved will definitely not feel any significant changes.

But when the little darling in front of the balcony finished the call and turned around, he was stunned for a moment: "Fuck! Who are you?!"

"Ah?" Luo Sen was stunned: "Me, baby, don't you recognize me?"

"I... Shit, brother, did you change your head?"

Of course the little darling knew Luo Sen, but at first glance just now, he always felt that the Luo Sen ten minutes ago and the Luo Sen now were very strange, like two completely different people.

In the past, Luo Sen was handsome and eloquent, but the effects of staying up late for a long time, although subtle, were still there, thus affecting his overall temperament.

But looking at it again now, the person standing in front of me is clearly an eye-catching person with good manners, good looks, and a "glowing" body.

His face and body haven't changed, but he gives people a strong eye-catching feeling, making people unable to help but look at him, and even subconsciously develop emotions of trust, respect, admiration, and liking for him.

The little darling blushed when he saw this: "Brother, why don't I stay here tonight and accompany you."

Luo Sen: “?”

"Go away, stop disgusting me."

The little darling stopped joking and said seriously, "I suggest you take away the 'privilege' of [Luo Sen] on that little software."

"Brother, the plan has changed. Let's prepare for financial freedom in advance!"

(End of this chapter)