LOL: What is a self-destructive jungler?

Chapter 35 The value of the top Douyin player! Luo Sen, the most talented person in the gaming circle!

"Rating - one star!! But one star is not the upper limit of the tumor, it is just the lower limit of the system!!"

As he finished speaking, the hero song also reached its climax of "When you see injustice, you roar; when it is time to take action, you take action; and you will be prosperous and successful in the country", and the barrage of comments exploded.

[Hahahahahaha. 】

[I burst out laughing in time, hahaha. 】

["Brother" and "The Best of the Best"]

["Prison Brother" is a timely tumor, right? 】

[Tian Kui Star? Licking and kneeling star timely tumor! ! ]

[The telescopic device and the long radar are really unstoppable, brother, I like you so much! ]

[Terrifying attack power! Never disappoints! ]

[I am so talented in writing. I declare that you are the most talented person in the e-sports circle! ! ]

[What the hell is a one-star rating? What on earth is this thing of yours? It looks so interesting, can I still rate it? ? ]

Luo Sen was not surprised at all when he saw the comments asking what scoring software he used, but he did not "promote" it immediately. Instead, he sucked his milk as usual, took a breath and continued: "——As everyone knows, PDD is always the hardest to cut."

"Although our tumors are not software, they also have this characteristic. His tumors are inexhaustible and can be used endlessly."

"But there are always exceptions."

Luo Sen raised three fingers to the camera: "Although I have been in trouble for many years, as a well-known boss in the underworld, I still stick to my bottom line."

"As for tumors, there are three things I won't do!"

"1. The tumor on my head won't grow. Because the head is also called a 'crown', and so far, my tumor has never held a crown, so it won't grow!"

"2. This tumor on my skin will not grow because it is very tumorous. During his career and retirement, he was regarded as a model of self-made success by countless filial sons. He is very tumorous, so it will not grow!"

"3. This tumor on the buttocks will not grow, because my good comrade and friend, my dearest brother Tiger, likes people without buttocks. Tumor!!"

"This path alleviates the suffering of the sad. Because it is good! Therefore, it does not last long!!"

"With these three things, Tumor can consolidate his position in the martial arts world, rule the world with his tumor, and win the hearts of the people!!"

Luo Sen directly switched to the classic AI, and AI Xiaohong shouted a number: "Tumor, tumor, tumor, tumor!!"

Luo Sen followed up by shouting: "Tumor, tumor, tumor, tumor!"

The live broadcast room is completely crazy!
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 】

[I'm super, tumor!!!]

[I can’t take it anymore, stop! Stop once a day!! My stomach hurts from laughing. ]

[No, this is how you do it, right? Are you a genius?]

[Hahaha, the butt-less person. The tumor is really exaggerated. The drink I just drank sprayed out directly. ]

[What kind of drink are you drinking? Rock sugar and snow pear, right? Do you want to join the tour as well? ]

[You can open two directly?! ]

【666666? Tumor, tumor, tumor, tumor! 】

[Classic Xiaohong AI, comfortable! ]

【It’s Xiaohong who screamed that made it feel right! 】

With just a little warm-up, the number of people in the live broadcast room has skyrocketed to 70+.

Luo Sen looked at the talented comments and laughed himself: "No, my family, my friends, can you please stop doing this? We are just broadcasting normally here, and the anchor is just giving everyone some sharp comments by the way. Don't dare to ban the anchor's live broadcast room again."

【? ? ? 】

【"By the way, sharp review"】

[It's broken! Why did Luo÷ suddenly say this? Could it be...?]

"That's right! This family member knows the anchor very well!"

Luo Sen slammed the table and shouted passionately: "Today, I just dared to give a small review. But when I think of my family members who have been waiting in my live broadcast room to support me in such hot weather, I can't bear it!"

"Just now, I saw a netizen asking whether the anchor will send benefits to the family members... Is there any need to ask this, my dear family members?! Of course - yes!!"

Luo Sen was firm in his attitude: "My family members have said so. Even if there is no benefit, the anchor has to find some benefit for my family members even if he carries a bag of explosives to the manufacturer's door in the middle of the night!!"

"It's not for anything else, just because we are a family, a family that loves each other!"

"Come on, Xiaohong, read out loud the benefits we have snatched for our families by carrying explosives!"

AI Xiaohong cooperated very well and shouted: "Liuliumei! Liuliumei! The most delicious Liuliumei! The welfare is Liuliumei!"

Luo Sen took a bag of Liuliumei finished products with natural movements. He put it in front of the camera and said, "My dear friends, it is still the familiar Chinese brand, and it is still the most anticipated conscientious Chinese brand! The kind that has been with us since we were little!"

"The Liuliumei I recommend to you today is a classic green tea flavor! The refreshing green tea flavor is mixed with the sweet and sour plums, and the taste is refreshing and not too sweet! It's perfect for those of you who don't like sweet!"

"Didn't they say that there was a green tea attack on the anchor? Today, the anchor will 'sacrifice' once! Let everyone taste the taste of green tea for themselves, and enjoy the taste that my brother Tiger once enjoyed! And... it's really not sweet, folks, it's just a little 'sour'!!"

Luo Sen directly picked up a handful of plums, threw them into his mouth, chewed them for a few times, and gave a thumbs up: "So sour, really sour, not sweet at all!!"

【Hahahahaha.】

[So sour, someone is really sour. 】

【Good green tea!!】

[Hahaha, what's with the host's expression? It's so sweet, isn't it? ]

[Reported, killer anchor, you know my god can't eat sweet things, but you still say it's not sweet? You tricked my dog ​​god into buying your Liuliumei, right? ]

[Black plums——sweet!!]

[Xiaohong is so cute, can you please stop interrupting Xiaohong's live broadcast? ]

[Xiao Hong has a sweet voice, gentle tone, and can start a group. The show is very effective. I think she can completely break away from Luo Sen and go solo! ]

Luo Sen saw the comments about Xiao Hong and was immediately a little shocked: "That's too much, folks. If Xiao Hong goes solo, what will the anchor broadcast? Isn't the anchor's live broadcast content Xiao Hong?"

Then he spoke softly, his emotions changing naturally: "Maybe some family members think that the anchor is exaggerating, thinking, what the hell, it's just a small snack, isn't it really as amazing as you say?"

"Indeed, the host also admitted this. But here, the host must clarify and emphasize one point." Luo Sen raised his finger: "This Liuliumei may be just an ordinary snack to others, but to our protagonist tumor just now, it is so magical!"

"Some family members must be very confused. The anchor just said that the tumor can expand and contract freely, and he is still alive and well, without any injuries. How did he do it?"

Luo Sen raised a finger and pointed at the Lychee Plum in his hand: "This is all because of it."

“Haven’t you heard of that famous advertising slogan?”

"——You're not dead, are you? You're not dead, are you? No, I have a tumor!!"

"The thing that I love to eat the most is Lululumo!!"

Luo Sen directly placed Liuliumei in front of the close-up shot: "Place an order on the public screen Q1, and everyone will crowdfund to help Liuhuang treat his tumor! Fans, rest assured that Liuhuang will not forget your support for him!!"

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Hahahaha, I can’t take it anymore, I really can’t take it anymore, brother, stop!!]

[The case has been solved. It turns out that the method used by the tumor to control the adaptive tumor is...]

[You are not dead, you really made me laugh, brother! Publish a book soon! Publish a book soon! ]

[You don't have a creative bottleneck, right? ]

[How much money did Liuliumei give to Luo÷? She's really working hard! ]

[Link up!! I asked you to link up!!] The number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 100 million at this moment. This is the second time that Luo Sen has exceeded one million online users since he started selling products himself!

Luo Sen leaned back in his gaming chair and threw another Lycoris radiata into his mouth.

The little baby next to him rubbed his cheeks, which were sore from laughing, and gave a thumbs up in the direction of Luo Sen.

——Look, this is called professionalism!

A true genius, no need to say more!!
After a while, when the explosive atmosphere in the live broadcast room gradually returned to normal, Luo Sen spoke in standard Mandarin: "I just made a little joke, and it's okay for the family members to watch the fun and have fun. But the anchor still wants to remind you here, especially the elderly and children watching the live broadcast, that this tumor plum is only effective for tumors! For ordinary people, it is just a snack, and it should not be used as medicine!"

[Pfft haha. 】

[《Only effective for tumors》《Do not use as medicine》]

[Damn, I find Luo is getting better and better. He's perfect, right? ]

[I'm a little touched, brother, you don't have to be like this, everyone knows you are joking. ]

[Because of what you said, I will buy you a Liuliumei today! ]

[Link up! I asked you to link up! ]

"Okay!" After Luo Sen made his statement, his momentum immediately changed, and he waved his hand: "Come on, family members, friends, place this order, not for snacks, but to support Tumor! To support his great contribution to world medicine! The birth of several 'medical miracles' is enough to be recorded in the annals of medical history!"

"Xiaohong, give me the link and send benefits to my family members!!"

Luo Sen shouted: "321, connect!!"

Xiaohong followed up by shouting: "Medical miracle! Link up! Medical miracle, link up!"

As soon as the shared yellow car was launched, 20,000 orders were sold out in seconds.

"Fuck me!"

The person in charge of Liuliumei who was watching all this backstage was completely stunned.

There are 20000 orders in total. The unit price in Luo Sen’s live broadcast room is relatively cheap, and it is a classic model with a large bag of 35.9*618G.

In just a few seconds, they sold 718000 orders, with a turnover of !

???

Is this the value of this 'No. 1 on TikTok'?

I’m done!
At the same time, many netizens and viewers in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.

【Is this gone? 】

[Fuck, I was just kidding, but I really want to eat Lyo-Lyoo Plum! ]

[It’s so fast, is it possible that the background has been modified?! ]

[Luo÷How much rice did you get in this wave alone? 】

【Isn't there any reward for Liuliumei? 】

[It doesn't make sense for Liuliumei not to brush some points. 】

"What are you trying to do? You guys are going too far. The anchor has signed a contract with the manufacturer. He should just sell the products normally. There is no need to give gifts."

"…Any carnival is fine. What carnival? What year? What year? What carnival?"

Luo Sen was very angry when he saw this, and he accused: "The property manager should kick out those who played the carnival!"

"If you keep doing this, the anchor will be angry... Um... Is the official account of Liuliumei in my live broadcast room?"

Luo Sen turned around and live-broadcasted his own list: "Hey, why is Liuliumei not here? Did she not come today because of something else, Liuliumei?"

"Come on, Xiaohong, give Liuliumei a call!"

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Hahaha, the show is really effective.】

[A hint, huh? You know how to do live streaming.]

【Lulumei is also ignorant. 】

[Next, I won’t buy Liuliumei anymore. I don’t support tumors anymore. I’ll change to the next one! ]

While the show was going on, an account with the ID [Lulumei Official] walked into the live broadcast room and started to post random comments.

That was really a blast, first came a group of Tik Tok No. 1s, and then came the Carnival.

There is no way, the turnover is too high, the performance of the person in charge has exploded, and there will be follow-up cooperation. At this moment, the emotions are out of control!

"Oh my, why are you giving me Yo-Liu-Mei as soon as I come in!" Luo Sen was at a loss: "I'm so sorry, it's just a joke from the friends in the host's live broadcast room, there's no need to give me Yo-Liu-Mei, just a token of my appreciation, the host has already received my kindness."

"Ah...? Why did you stop? Just two carnivals?"

Luo Sen ordered the house manager: "Come on, house manager, kick Liuliumei out!"

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

[No, you are really full of show effects, brother! ]

[I am not jealous of your money, but if it were those internet-addicted teenagers in the e-sports circle, I wouldn't be able to say a word. ]

[Lyuliumei is getting better now, has she given Luo Sen a gift? ]

"Uh, cough, cough, just kidding, friends." Luo Sen didn't stop at all: "The main thing is that there will be benefits for Liuliumei next time, isn't this the anchor interacting with the manufacturer? Um... just now I saw that some family members didn't get the benefits, it doesn't matter!"

"Everyone on the Internet knows that the anchor is the one who dotes on his family the most. Come on, without further ado, let's go straight to today's second wave of benefits. After that, we will continue to review the second 'hero' in the competition circle!"

After saying that, Luo Sen took out two large buckets of 'Liuliume Family Bucket' from the side.

"Liuliumeidong, summer limited edition family bucket!!"

Luo Sen introduced the topic fluently and clearly: "The weather has been getting hotter recently. Considering that my family has to endure the heat every day to watch the anchor's live broadcast, it is too hard, so the anchor specially applied for this batch of goods from the Liuliumei manufacturer."

"The Meidong Limited Edition Family Bucket contains a total of six flavors of Liuliumei. There are a lot of flavors, so the host won't introduce them one by one. I'll just briefly talk about one."

"The first type, spring selected black plums, added with tangerine peel, roselle, licorice, and herbal essences, has a soft and glutinous texture and is very large... Families can take a look."

Luo Sen tore open the package: "This kind of anchor really likes it, it bursts with juice after one bite. 0 fat, no sugar, no preservatives, no preservatives added! Do you understand, family members? It's time for our favorite classic sugar-free segment again!"

"Moreover, it is a real black plum! Those who often eat this kind of thing know that there are many fake black plums on the market now, but ours is a big brand of real black plums. Not only are they authentic, but also, think about it, real black plums, real plum stains. Look at the name, there must be no stains after you open it!"

【? ? ? 】

【Little blackie! 】

[Open again! You open again! ]

[You can even open this?! ]

Luo Sen said innocently: "No, family, that's not what I meant. I knew you would misunderstand me, so I specially applied to the manufacturer this time. We want a can of real black plums!"

"I have won the championship, my friends. This time the host is not joking, I really have won the championship!"

Luo Sen showed the big family bucket in his hand: "See it?"

"Those who say the anchor is a hater are really enough."

"…But then again, no stain + 'with a can', what is that? No stain but with a can? Can but no stain?"

"Xiaohong?"

AI Xiaohong accurately found the correct order: "No stains but a crown! Crown but no stains! Crown but no stains, stains but no crown!"

Luo Sen nodded: "Hey~ The stain has no crown."

(End of this chapter)