The whole weird world is waiting for me to go to heaven

Chapter 277: Beauty Like a Flower (XIV)
Looking at the real-time comments floating across the screen, She Daoye was so angry that he almost fainted, and quickly pinched his flat philtrum.

[It’s great. I haven’t seen such a refreshing, natural and relaxing program for a long time. ]

[It is pleasing to the eye without the expert who is forced in! ]

[There are so many stories about the master who saves the heroine that they are already everywhere. 】

[And those "experts" sent by the empire were all produced on an assembly line, so boring.]

[The naturally born new humans are the purest and most powerful! Look at that kid named Liu Sheng, he is stronger than many of our new humans. ]

【That’s why some experts say they support natural products and oppose artificial products. 】

[But there is no way. How long does it take to generate a new human being in a natural environment? ]

[Yes, the efficiency is too low. ]

[Looking at this entire planet, it seems that Liu Sheng is the only new human being. ]

[In short, I have to say that it is better to look at the little sister Liu Sheng than to look at that snake-faced Taoist priest.]

[+1, it's really ugly. ]

[In the previous seasons, there was Murong Zihua and Xinghe Xianjun who were worth watching, but why did it become this wretched old man this season? ]

[That’s right! Maybe he was forced in because of connections? ]

[The truth is revealed. I looked up this old man. His name is She Dao Ye. He is an outdated 36th-tier actor. He is famous for being a big shot who likes to sleep and not memorize scripts. He also opened a training class to improve the skills of new humans to make money. I guess he is just advertising for himself! ]

[So that's how it is. Then I must support the natural new human kid sister Liu Sheng! ]

[Support the natural new human child sister Liu Sheng! ]

[Support the natural new human child sister Liu Sheng! ]

Looking at the endless support, Snake Daoye became so angry that he swung his tail at the light screen.

Unfortunately, the light screen is a projection and has no entity. It only emits some tiny spots of light. The picture shook and then recovered instantly.

The barrage on the light screen continues.

[Natural New Humans are the most powerful! I'm already S-rank at the age of ten! ]

【Hehe, please show me the proof. 】

[This is the truth, why should I prove it to you? ]

[Without proof, all claims will be regarded as nonsense. ]

[Alright, stop arguing! If you continue arguing, go to the martial arts studio! ]

[Wouldn't it be nice to just watch the show quietly? What a healing show! ]

[Seeing them running all over the mountains and plains reminded me of the time of our ancestors of the Huaxia Empire. ]

[I think this scenery is common. I see it everywhere in Jianxia World Online. I am tired of seeing it! ]

[Swordsman World is really fun, I have already uninstalled all other games.]

[Now that I put it that way, it really does look a bit like the world of swordsmen. 】

[You are talking about virtual games, but they are living real life, how can you compare them? ]

[I suspect that the above are all agents of the Swordsman World. 】

[I feel that the life in the show is really simple and beautiful. As a social animal, I really want to experience it! ]

[Forget it. Think about it. They are hungry and cold all day long, and their living places are full of sewage. The rule of law in society is zero. Do you still want to experience it? ]

[I don’t think about it anymore. I don’t think about it anymore. 】

[Ask quietly, do we have the rule of law? 】

【Be careful what you say above. 】

[Now that I have said that, I don’t want to see them looking so poor anymore.]

[Yeah, I watched Slumdog for dozens of minutes and I got tired of it.]

[It’s mainly about Xiaoxiao. Such a pretty girl, why don’t you give her some nice little skirts? The program crew, please be human! ]

[Transform! Transform! ]

[Is there any rich person who can give money to the program team? Please arrange it. ]

[+1, looking for a rich guy! ]

[+2, looking for a rich guy! ]

……

[+100860000, asking for a rich man!] At this moment, a huge battleship smashed into the light screen with a "boom", then flew through the screen and rushed towards him, scaring She Daoye, who quickly rolled on the sofa and dodged.

As it turned out, it was just a phantom, but with a more powerful momentum.

Master Snake climbed back onto the sofa, cursing under his breath.

On the screen, the camera switched to the host who looked like a lump of meat with a look of surprise on his face, reporting in a high-spirited voice:
"Thanks to the sponsor 'Cinderella who loves to see a boss fall in love with Cinderella' for feeding the Titan Battleship!"

"According to our promise of Metamorphosis, the sponsor who gives the highest value gift can participate in the design of the plot! Wow, it's been many years since such an exciting situation has appeared!"

"Come on, please ask our sponsor to tell us if there is any plot he wants to be included."

The host called the sponsor on the spot and the call was quickly connected.

A distorted voice said: "Just, just, just follow the netizens' wishes and help Xiao Xiao change her identity."

The host's face was originally a mess of flesh, and it was difficult to show any expression, but at this moment he almost couldn't hold his face, and a piece of flesh on his cheek almost fell off.

"This is retribution!" The sharp-eyed Snake Daoye saw it at a glance and laughed out loud with glee in his gloating mood.

"Well, Xiaoxiao's identity has been confirmed. She is the daughter of Tofu Xishi..." The host was a little embarrassed.

Before he could finish his words, another humanoid figure, which was only a black shadow, slowly moved towards him.

Shedaoye recognized him, this is the director of this crappy show!
The person he hates the most!
"Hey, hey, hey, this identity is not really certain. Life is full of coincidences and accidents. We just need to make some arrangements for her!"

As he spoke, the black shadow let out a sneering laugh.

The host understood instantly and also showed a professional smile, but the meat paste was squeezed together to form a crescent shape.

"Our Director Luo has spoken. It seems that Xiaoxiao's fate will undergo some new changes. Is our sponsor satisfied?"

"Full, full, satisfied."

The voice added: "Remember, remember, remember, you need a nice skirt."

Then, there was a stuttering laugh.

The host smiled politely, turned off the sound, and said, "Don't worry, this must be arranged."

"So, what kind of fate will our Xiaoxiao face? Stay tuned!"

"After a commercial, we have the classic segment of 'The Metamorphosis' - 'Watching with the Experts'. After all, our program is positioned as a social experiment and observation program, which should bring people some in-depth thinking rather than pure entertainment."

“This time, we have invited a very important celebrity to watch the live broadcast with everyone and provide a professional perspective for our program!”

"As for who it is, we'll keep it secret for now, leaving everyone a little mystery! Please continue to pay attention to our live broadcast room, the excitement will continue after the commercial!"

As soon as the words were spoken, an advertisement began to play on the screen.

Snake Daoye took a quick look and saw it was an advertisement for a plastic surgery institution.

"Do you feel that your appearance is not satisfactory or aesthetically pleasing after you become a new human?" a voice-over said.

In the dark bathroom, a figure in a fluttering white dress was hanging upside down on the door.

When I got closer, I saw a pale-skinned female new human being covered in blood. The camera zoomed in and her long hair was gathered on her face, and only her resentful eyes could be seen.

The Snake Master was frightened and leaned back.

Eerie music sounded, and the woman slowly raised her cracked face, facing the camera, and opened her mouth hoarsely: "I... want to change..."

Afterwards, the woman crawled into the brightly lit clinic with twisted limbs, causing the lights in the entire clinic to flicker. She chatted with the plastic surgeon for a few words with a flashlight and then got on the dark operating table.

The camera turned, and a pretty lady in white with long flowing hair appeared in the picture, and she winked at the Snake Taoist outside the screen.

“This is me, a brand new me.”

As he blinked, the screen went black and returned to its original horrific appearance.

"The ability remains the same, you can switch as you like."

"Come to the Beauty Plastic Surgery Hospital and become a more beautiful new human being with me!"

After looking at the beautiful woman, Mr. Snake said "Pah".

This thing is extremely expensive. He had thought that his chin was not sharp enough, so he wanted to ask about it, but he found that the price was beyond his ability to afford.

Forget it, they are all commercials. According to his experience, they will take half an hour to broadcast.

Go take a shower and come back.

Master Snake walked towards the bathroom, not noticing the light screen behind him flickering and switching channels.

Although there was no one on the sofa.

Watch the natural new human sister bravely enter the variety show circle

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(End of this chapter)