The whole weird world is waiting for me to go to heaven

Chapter 278: Beauty Like a Flower (XV)
After a day of hard work, Snake Master's body was already smelling bad.

He, who has always been a clean person, couldn't stand it anymore. He could only hold back his olfactory sense, keeping his olfactory organs isolated in his mouth and pretending that he couldn't smell it.

I entered the thermostatic bathroom and prepared to take a comfortable shower.

But there was something wrong with the light today. It kept flickering and finally went out, leaving the room in darkness.

The snake was originally enjoying the feeling of the water rushing over his body, but was frightened by the sudden darkness and the scales on his neck stood up.

He rubbed his body nervously, and the figure hanging in the dark bathroom suddenly appeared in his mind, swaying...

Stop! Don't think about it anymore!

Snake Daoye quickly finished his shower, wrapped himself in a bathrobe and rushed out of the bathroom.

Sure enough, the main console outside showed that the bathroom light was turned off.

Master Snake clicked "Open" and the bathroom lit up.

I felt relieved, it seemed that the light was not broken, but there was a problem with the main control.

This apartment is still a bit old and the main control system malfunctions from time to time.

It is said that it is popular in the city to use optical computers to control everything at home anytime and anywhere, and such backward fixed control consoles have long been eliminated.

When he has money, he will definitely move to the city!
Never mind. I don’t want to go that far.

I'll have someone come and fix it tomorrow.

For now, let’s ignore it and continue watching TV.

When She Daoye looked up, he discovered that the light screen was actually showing a live broadcast of a new beautiful female anchor bravely venturing into the world of swordsmen.

A cute cat-eared woman wearing a tattered shirt with large areas of skin exposed was running grunting on the grassland, with a bunch of murlocs chasing and beating her from behind. She fought back while crying, and the next second, the ground was littered with murloc corpses.

"When did you switch to this channel? I, an old man, don't even watch live game broadcasts!"

Snake Daoye was puzzled and controlled the light screen to return to the previous channel.

Originally, he really didn't want to continue watching this damn show and increase their viewership, but he couldn't help but be curious and wanted to see how the show would go on without him.

Humph, I'm definitely not curious about what will happen between that brat and Xiaoxiao.

No wonder so many people watch this crappy show, it's really attractive.

But to Shedaoye's surprise, the advertisement ended very quickly, and the screen began to play the host connecting with the old scholar.

The live broadcast on Xiaoxiao's side was interrupted, probably because it was being arranged.

The communication was connected and the screen was cut into two, one was the host and the other was the mysterious scholar.

The scholars who were connected still maintained the appearance of ancient humans, and were no different from the middle-aged men in history books. Apart from their scarlet eyes, no other characteristics of the new humans could be seen.

"This old guy looks somewhat familiar." Snake Daoye looked at the scholar, thoughtfully.

The Rouhuhu host first squeezed his face professionally and smiled to welcome everyone.

"Hello, Professor Ke! I am Pan CAKE, the host of "Metamorphosis: Beauty Season". I am very happy to invite you to be our guest in our live studio, to provide a professional perspective for our program, and to analyze the transformation of our protagonist Xiao Xiao from an academic perspective."

"Haha, I'm also very happy to talk about my ideas with you. I can't say I'm professional, but today I'm just an ordinary audience member." The scholar also said modestly.

"Professor Ke, you are too polite." Pan CAKE said, and then turned to the audience, "I believe that friends who are more concerned about the new human research community have already recognized that Professor Ke is Ke Zheng, a professor of new anthropology at the Federal Imperial University. He has extensive research in the fields of new human formation and ability advancement. He is also a technical consultant for our Tengfei Group and participated in the research and development of Ruth."

Ruth's voice sounded at the right time: "Yes, welcome Professor Ke."

"Hello, Ruth, long time no see." Professor Ke smiled politely.

"Not long, about 3456 microseconds." Ruth's voice was calm.

"Little Ruth is becoming more and more humorous." Professor Ke smiled even more deeply, and deep crow's feet appeared at the corners of his eyes.

After Ruth finished interacting with Professor Ke and showing off Professor Ke’s personality, Pan CAKE quickly brought the topic back.

"Professor Ke, I wonder what you think of our show this season?"

Professor Ke smiled and said, "I think it's very good!"

"To be honest, I'm also a fan of Xiaohaijie Liu Sheng, haha." As soon as these words came out, more comments appeared next to them.

[Even Professor Ke supports Sister Xiaohai! ]

[Just follow that little kid and call him "Sister Liu Sheng"! ]

[Good idea, our sister Liu Sheng is the best! ]

【Support Sister Liu Sheng! 】

Pan CAKE also laughed, and the meat paste fell off.

“It seems that Professor Ke really watched our show and liked it.”

"Of course it's true!"

"I assure you that what Professor Ke said was definitely not a script, nor was it something we hired!"

Professor Ke also joked, "Haha, the fees for being the trustee are separate. Please settle the bill when the time comes."

The two of them exchanged politeness in a very standard manner for a while, then used some non-awkward and light humor to liven up the atmosphere before getting down to business.

"Okay, let's get back to the point." Professor Ke said, "To be honest, how many seasons have our show been filmed for? I can't remember, but it can be considered a very long-lived show."

“But it has always been loved and followed by the audience. Why?” Professor Ke paused, “Because everyone wants to see how a person becomes a new human being in a natural environment.”

“That’s exactly the kind of narrative that’s missing from our society right now.”

"Nowadays, young people have it so easy. As long as they follow the procedures, they can awaken as new humans when they reach the age. They can also choose their own direction according to their preferences."

"You know, in ancient times, or in the low-dimensional world, many humans had to go through a lot of suffering before they could become new humans."

"Moreover, without the protection of the inhibitory potion, many natural new humans would be lost in the abyss, losing their self-awareness and forever becoming slaves to their obsessions. This is what many low-dimensional worlds call a weirdo."

Upon hearing this, Master Snake seemed to be lost in thought, remembering that time when Liu Sheng asked him if he was a "ghost creature".

Something is not right.

How could she, an indigenous child, know that?

This concept does not exist in her society.

"Of course, in academia, we call these products of failed transformations..."

"Abyssal garbage."

"This name is extremely insulting, but there's nothing we can do about it, it's the truth." Professor Ke smiled gently.

"As long as you become that, you will sink into the abyss forever, wandering between various dimensions, universes, and planets..."

"So, the danger of this awakening transformation can be imagined."

He spoke in an organized manner and looked gentle and elegant, so many viewers who had not liked to study in school before could not help but listen to him.

[No wonder there are so few natural new humans, they are so dangerous! ]

[This is the first time I heard about Abyss Trash. I learned something! ]

[We have already learned these in school, how come you have never heard of them? ]

[I haven't heard of it, what's the problem? It's because those teachers are not as good at teaching as Professor Ke! ]

[If I had Professor Ke as my teacher, I wouldn't be in this mess now. ]

[Think about it, how many Professor Kes can we have in our three great empires? ]

Professor Ke saw the screen full of praise and smiled faintly.

"So our show is to show this cold, cruel and bloody danger to everyone without reservation, nakedly and vividly, so that everyone can see what kind of twists and turns and hardships the early humans had to go through to become new humans."

His voice became lower and lower, his eyes became deeper and deeper, and he looked excited and bloodthirsty.

"I believe it can serve as a good warning and education for today's impetuous young generation and the entire entertainment-oriented society."

(End of this chapter)