The whole weird world is waiting for me to go to heaven

Chapter 276: Beauty Like a Flower (Thirteen)
Half asleep and half awake, he squeezed along the way. There were fewer and fewer people, and Snake Master finally had some space to breathe.

After all, we are almost at the outskirts of the city.

Anyone with some money in their pocket will not choose the suburbs, because it is dirty and messy.

Now the remaining people in the carriage are basically young people. They are all office workers who have just entered the society. They don’t have much money, so they can only live far away and would rather spend more time commuting.

As for people like She Daoye who still come to ride the roller coaster at his age, there are not many.

This is something that Master Snake is very proud of.

After all, not many elderly people can be like him and still make money.

Often people are forced to retire after the age of 70 and live on a meager pension.

But think about it, the life span of new humans can reach hundreds of years, how will they live in the rest of their lives? Therefore, most people can only indulge in the virtual world to minimize the cost of reality.

She Daoye still prefers the mundane reality, so she can only make money while she still looks pretty.

"We have arrived at Qili City. Passengers who wish to get off please be ready."

On the radio, there was a sweet yet cold female voice that was familiar to She Daoye.

This is Ruth, the intelligent brain developed by Tengfei Group.

"This thing really is everywhere." Master Snake rolled his eyes.

Snake Daoye remembered the slogan when it was first launched: "A cute girl named Ruth who can be both salty and sweet, don't you like her?"

There is also an image of a loli with pink hair, twin ponytails, and a small skirt, jumping around and blowing kisses to the viewers.

But over time, this virtual image no longer conforms to today's rapidly evolving aesthetics, so it was put away.

It is said that a new image is being developed.

But Master Snake didn't care.

"Fuck you cute girl, you're just a bitch, you should be a good bitch," the snake master muttered.

"Dear passenger, please do not use foul language, otherwise your resident ID will be made public and criticized throughout the Internet."

Ruth's voice sounded coldly in Snake Daoye's ears.

The Snake Daoist Master's pupils narrowed, and he closed his mouth tightly, saying no more.

Get off the bus and walk home.

Snake Master’s home is the Sunshine Apartment Building on the corner of the street.

Although it is called an apartment building, in fact there is no discernible shape of a "building". It is just a bunch of apartment rooms clustered together in a silver egg-like shape. The meaning of sunlight is that each room can have an equal amount of time to come to the surface to bask in the sun.

It is considered a pretty good apartment in this area.

It is close to the train station and has convenient transportation.

If She Daoye wasn't a famous old actor, he really couldn't afford to live here.
Anyway, he would take on some small roles from time to time. In addition, he could also take on some business orders, go to other people's opening ceremonies, annual meetings, birthdays, engagements and other events, put on Snake Daoye's clothes and stand there, let the rich old people reminisce, and make some extra money.

There is no shame in making money.

With a swipe of the chip on his wrist, his egg-shaped hut descended, and a crack appeared on the smooth surface, just enough for one person to get in.

As soon as Mr. Snake entered the room, he immediately lay down on the ground.

Curled up like a snake.

He hugged himself and fell into a deep sleep.

In the dream, there seemed to be a pair of gentle hands stroking his hair.

Just like a mother.

In the sunshine is my mother's face, her inverted triangle face filled with a warm smile.

Master Snake lay on his mother's lap, feeling her hand caressing his face.

"mother……"

Master Snake murmured unconsciously, tears slowly sliding down his face.

A gentle yet cold hand brushed across his face, wiping away his tears.

This temperature is exactly that of his mother's hand.

Tears flowed even more.

In the room, a small tentacle was playing with Snake Master's head.

I tied his hair into several buns and braided them into several thin pigtails, and had a lot of fun.

Liu Sheng never plays with its hair, so I give it a bad review.

Seeing water coming out of the two cracks on his face, I used my tentacles to rub them in confusion. Just as I wiped them clean, new water came out again.

The little tentacle was confused.

Why can’t I wipe away all the water?
【…】

Liu Sheng, who stayed on the planet, watched this scene silently and felt a little weird.

"Sister Liu Sheng, Sister Liu Sheng!" A crisp voice sounded above my head.

Liu Sheng looked up and saw Xiaoxiao, who had grown a little, standing on the branch of the locust tree.

Her clothes fluttered like a fairy.

At this time, only two hours had passed since Master Snake returned to the Xinghuan Empire.

But for Liu Sheng, two years had passed in the blink of an eye.

……

I don’t know how long Mr. Snake has slept. The light in the hut has dimmed and there is no sunlight.

The sleep was so comfortable that it reminded him of his long-missed mother.

But this beautiful dream was interrupted by a communication.

Master Snake answered the call in a bad mood and said lazily, "Hey, if you have something to fart, do it now."

"What? You've grown up, and you dare to say such things to me?"

The voice on the other end was hoarse and accompanied by a crackling sound, like the sound of electricity coming from an ancient telephone that I had heard in a museum.

When Snake Daoye heard this, he was shocked and realized that the person on the other side was his agent Tosca Orr.

Immediately his voice softened and the triangles on his face became rounder.

"Brother Tosca, oh, I knew it was you." Snake Daoye's voice was flattering and sweet.

The other party was stunned, perhaps with goose bumps, and after a while he continued in a cold voice.

"I heard you're a big star, but you quit the show after less than ten minutes?"

"Brother, please understand. This is not my fault! It was their production team that made new arrangements and kicked me out. The money was just a tiny amount. I want to settle the score with them!"

Then Master Snake quickly explained the situation.

It doesn’t matter who misunderstands him, but his agent must not misunderstand him. Now he can still get orders and perform thanks to this big brother agent!

"What's going on? I heard that you were the one who acted like a big shot and was sleepy, and deliberately ruined the show?" Tosca said hoarsely, "As soon as I heard about the sleepy guy, I knew it was you."

"It's not my fault!" Snake Dao Ye complained, "I was just going there to show off my new human training abilities and promote my training class. So why would I run away from the battlefield?"

I finally made a trip across dimensions, but was kicked out without accomplishing anything, and was also given such a reputation. Young people nowadays really bully old actors.

When he thought about the fact that his training class publicity plan was going to fail again, Shedaoye felt even more sad.

It’s not easy for the elderly to come out and make some money!
"Okay, I'll go find out what's going on."

After saying this, the person on the other end hung up the call.

As soon as he hung up the phone, She Daoye cursed a few times.

"Damn it, you only know how to complain and blame me, and you don't even bother to help me. I'm so unlucky to run into a coward like you."

In anger, he kicked the wall.

It turned out that the wall was made of hard material and it caused his toes to hurt.

"Alright! You all are bullying an old man like me!"

"Forget it, let's watch TV."

I turned on the TV casually, and a huge light screen appeared in the air. As soon as I turned it on, I saw a familiar face.

Isn't this that brat?
Looking again, I saw that the show was the Metamorphosis.

What’s even more incredible is that this program that is now barely able to attract sponsorship has actually become number one on the popularity list, and the entire network is following it!

At first glance, Snake Master's face was even more distorted.

They were all figures of the naughty kid, the little one, and a burdensome boy, practicing martial arts and running all over the mountains.

Perhaps because the audience complained that the progress was too slow, the production team jumped directly to two years later, so these little brats seemed to have grown up a little.

"Damn it, this role was originally mine!" Snake Daoye gnashed his teeth in hatred.

Note: The opinions expressed by Snake Daoye only represent him, the snake! They do not represent the author's opinions!
Rubbing hands, I started to enter the entertainment industry, and started the road of the snake-faced uncle to become the movie emperor (bushi)

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