Why are there only loser heroines around me?

"I'm on your right."

"I'm on your right."

After repeating this twice with Lemon, Ukyo ended his training for the night.

"You're quite popular, Ukyo Devil."

Yanai was seen standing on the track with a schoolbag in her hand.

"Didn't you go to sing today?"

"You bring it up again!"

Yanaijian spread out her fair hands and made a begging gesture: "I want to go to the activity room, but I don't have the key. Xiaoju has piled a lot of books at the door. We plan to move in together. We also need to discuss who will be the president after the merger."

Ukyo frowned slightly, he had something important to do but he hadn't told Yanami about it, but he didn't have time to discuss the president's position with the people in the literature club.

"I won't give up my position as president. Please tell them."

"I have other things to worry about. The Toyohashi City Police Department posted a missing person notice online. A middle-aged woman disappeared from a haunted guesthouse in the countryside.

After investigating, the police dug up a damp wall and found mottled bloodstains inside. Very old, not fresh blood... This suggests a murder has occurred in the apartment before, and the missing woman hasn't been found yet. This is very interesting. Yanaijian, I plan to take a taxi to the countryside tonight and use the two days of the weekend to investigate this case thoroughly."

"Uh..." Yanami was speechless for a moment. This place sounded scary. Yanami felt that he had vaguely grasped some of the "reference factors" for Ukyo's choice of events.

Whether it was the last paranormal club event or this one, his choices were all real events that had been confirmed to have happened recently, not urban rumors like "the eight-foot-tall girl" and "the weird videotape" that happened many years ago and had expired.

Yanami noticed that he used the word "investigation".

She took out her cell phone and searched on the spot. The woman had been missing for three days, but the missing person notice was issued by the police this morning. It seemed that the Toyohashi City police were powerless to do anything about it.

Can a high school student do something that even the police can't handle?

Could it be that this guy is some kind of hidden high school detective?

Yanami didn't know that Ukyo had a legal identity certificate as the president of the "Paranormal Detective Agency", which was a formal organization registered under the name of his wealthy stepfather. Japan's detective business gradually became legal from the gray area in 2007, and all people engaged in detective work must have corresponding documents.

Volume 16: Chapter : Only Five Minutes

From then on, the era when anyone could call themselves a detective was completely over, and Ukyo had all the necessary documents and procedures. He had previously told Yanami that he was "quite wealthy", and the assets here referred to his own "extra income" in addition to the fixed living expenses sent by his wealthy stepfather every month.

This includes commissions from employers undertaken by the legal institution, the Psychic Detective Agency.

This paranormal investigation was naturally not a spur-of-the-moment idea of ​​his.

Instead, he was invited by the owner of the B&B where the incident occurred to sleep in the haunted house for one night. The commission price was quite high, and the other party was generous and gave 30 yen.

I heard that the owner of the B&B asked the police who came to handle the case that day to help find a professional "haunted house tester" to get rid of the evil spirit in the house, and the police who handled the case recommended Ukyo.

He is familiar with many members of the criminal police team in Toyohashi City and is known in the industry as the "high school detective who lives in novels." He has helped the local police solve many supernatural cases that have made them feel extremely anxious.

This commission was both a commission from the B&B owner and a "request" from colleagues in the industry, hoping that he could provide some useful clues to solve the case. There were many "deals" between him and Detective Maori, who asked him to do so. For example, he helped the other party solve the case, and for high-paying commissions like "trial sleeping in a haunted house", Detective Maori would bypass others and give him extra care.

In addition, Ukyo has been looking for new members besides himself.

This is a formal job that can provide a living, but the conditions are harsh... You have to be brave, have extraordinary physical skills, excellent social skills, the ability to adapt to circumstances, and the patience to get to the bottom of things. Finally, you have to pass the corresponding judicial examination.

It is almost impossible to find someone who meets the requirements among high school students.

But perhaps they can be trained to become qualified members later in life.

"Yanami, Lemon..."

Ukyo pictured the two men's backs in his mind, pondering the feasibility of this matter.

.........

.....

"Or is it that the investigation Ukyo mentioned is just about going to the guesthouse where the incident happened?" Yana couldn't figure out what Ukyo was planning on her, so she was just thinking -

The B&B has resumed operations, and people going to the countryside for vacation or tourism can now check in normally. If you don't pay attention to the news, you may have booked a room where someone has died without realizing it.

wrong.

He could even make it to the final step in such a terrifying game, so this time he definitely wasn't just playing for fun.

Yanami suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Ukyo, do I have to go with you?"

"I didn't intend to do that, but if you want, you can come along and be a photographer."

"Hahaha~~" Yanai laughed twice, "No need, President. If it's nothing, can you give me the key? I'll go open the door for Xiaoju and the others."

Ukyo pulled the key from his pocket and tossed it over, saying casually, "Vice President, when you go, add the former literature club members to a new group and use our original club name. I've thought about it, and things like this are more interesting if everyone participates. I'll post the details in the group, and if anyone wants to go, I can cover the transportation costs."

"Yanami...what's with that expression on your face?" Ukyo saw that Yanami's face seemed to be covered with a layer of haze, and the whole person was in a "zombie-like" state, as if he was still in the shadow of the last activity.

Forget it, since she is so resistant, Youjing won't force her. He will find some supernatural activities suitable for high school students to play as games and just deal with the student union casually.

As for this kind of real case, he should handle it himself.

........

.....

The double weekend off gave Yanaijian a headache.

Karen and Kusaki arranged to meet at the aquarium in Toyohashi City, and asked her if she wanted to join them. Himemiya Karen never seemed to find this intrusive, or perhaps she was absolutely confident in her position as the wife, and firmly believed that no matter what Yanami did, it would be useless.

In fact, this is also related to the fact that Yanai always acts very "enthusiastic" when faced with requests. If she could refuse once with a firm attitude instead of smiling every time and pretending to want a "threesome", Hualian would not have been so reluctant.

"But what else can we do?" Yanaijian typed into his phone -

"If I don't go, they'll be alone, you know!?"

The person who received the message would be none other than Ukyo. Yanami looked through his friend list and found that the only person he could complain to was the devil Ukyo, whom he had known for less than a week.

It’s a pity that Youjing didn’t scold her this time.

Yanai didn't care and just continued to pour out his grievances. It would be great if the other party didn't even read the past messages.

"...Karen really wants to completely defeat me. She must have noticed that I always look at Sosuke with lustful eyes."

If you have something hidden in your heart, just say it all at once.

"You know, maybe things can go smoothly. For example, they're a little awkward being alone right now, so they hope I can keep them company, hahaha..."

"Let me run a scenario and imagine what it would be like if Karen and Sosuke were alone together."

"I'll be Hualian, and you'll be the weeds."

"It's starting now! Hey, Kusuke, Xingcai suddenly said she couldn't come today."

"Uh~... Yeah, then it's just the two of us."

"...If, oh, if I didn't look for her on purpose, what would you think?"

Yanami lowered his gaze slightly and leaned towards the non-existent grass in the void.

"I've known this for a long time. Actually, I... don't want her to come either. I just want you to be all to myself."

"Kusuke..."

"Hua Lian..."

"Let's go to the hotel."

"Ah."

They stared at each other in silence for a moment.

Yanami came up with more than 20 possible sentences that a couple might say when they are making love. Among them, Kusaki plays the role of an innocent boy who has never seen the world, while Karen is an experienced lover who designs to seduce Kusaki into committing a crime.

"I knew it! That woman is after Kusuke's body..."

On the other side, in his real home, Ukyo, who had just sharpened the knife with a whetstone and hidden it in the pole of a black umbrella, looked at his mobile phone which was flashing beside him.

He is preparing for the investigation tonight.

Motorcycle driving license, complete.

Pure water, complete.

Knives, complete.

Detective credentials, complete.

I wanted to pick up the phone to ask Detective Maori about some details related to the case, but I found that someone was going crazy in the chat box.

You Jing twitched his eyes and selected "Receive messages from this user without notification", then clicked two paragraphs -

"If you're so free that you're just imagining your ex-boyfriend having sex with another woman, you might as well come over here and hold the camera for me."

"(One line of address), I'll wait for you at the intersection for five minutes at most. Of course... you can also continue to imagine the sex scenes between your ex-boyfriend and Hua Lian in bed, slowly rotting and stinking over the weekend. On Monday, when you find out that their relationship has taken a step further, when you are filled with hatred, you will flip through Line, where you have no friends to confide in, and finally reluctantly open the chat window of that Ukyo demon you hate."

Volume 17: Chapter Yanami's Five Minutes

Yana knew that if Ukyo could reply, he would definitely scold her mercilessly. And that was exactly what happened. She was attacked by a demon... and gained an address and five minutes.

"Haha..." Going to a haunted house in a rural B&B? Only a fool would give up a two-day weekend to go to such a terrifying place with the devil.

"Hmm? The intersection seems to be quite close to my house... Could that guy have parked there on purpose to wait for me?"

Yanaijian slapped his cheek and quickly denied it.

That's a bit self-indulgent. How could Ukyo deliberately wait for someone?

Just like the scenes she just imagined, it was probably her delusion.

But Yanaijian was a person who liked to overthink things. Otherwise, she wouldn't be so obsessed with it and wouldn't have easily imagined a scene of the two of them being intimate. So she quickly thought of a scene where five minutes later, it would rain heavily.

She saw the demon Ukyo standing at a traffic light, holding a black umbrella concealing a long knife. They stared at each other from across the street. Ukyo said to her, "I knew you would come." She nodded and said, "Yes, I am coming." Then Ukyo pulled out a polished Beretta he had pieced together from rusty parts from the lining of his leather jacket. Together they entered the haunted house occupied by the evil spirit and began a fateful battle...

It's really wonderful, much better than being trapped in the memories of being with my ex-boyfriend.

So why not go? Because she was afraid. Haha, that's right, she was afraid. Yanami had always thought she was quite courageous, until the end of the game "The Truth Lies in the Moment You Open Your Eyes". Only then did she realize that the devil Ukyo's games were real, and that her understanding of courage was not enough to compete with his supernatural games.

But there was a sentence that kept circling in her mind...

"(One line of address), I'll wait for you at the intersection for five minutes at most. Of course... you can also continue to imagine the sex scenes between your ex-boyfriend and Hua Lian in bed, slowly rotting and stinking over the weekend. On Monday, when you find out that their relationship has taken a step further, when you are filled with hatred, you will flip through Line, where you have no friends to confide in, and finally reluctantly open the chat window of that Ukyo demon you hate."

There is a misunderstanding in this text. She has many friends in her Line, and these people will listen to her and advise her to win Cao Jie back or give up this relationship. But they are different from Ukyo. The devil will never analyze the problem from the perspective of a "friend", he will only attack himself. Sometimes people who have suffered a broken heart do not need comfort, and the ridicule of others is more likely to make the person sober.

Why would Ukyo ask her to check Line since she had no friends to talk to?

Yanami seemed to have grasped some extraordinary information in these words.

When people express their opinions on something or someone, they always subconsciously bring themselves into the event. Although the devil Ukyo is very good at quoting classics to ridicule others, he is also a real person made of flesh and blood, not a real devil. When expressing his opinions, he will inevitably bring his own perspective into it.

"Haha."

So who are those guys who often look for someone to talk to in Line, but in the end can’t find anyone to talk to and can only close the app in embarrassment?

Ukyo Demon, I found your weakness!

After imagining the scene in the rain and Ukyo's mood when sending the message, Yanami suddenly realized that half a minute had passed.

She had never been so anxious to get up. She casually picked an outfit from the closet. She had always been very particular about her appearance, so she didn't even glance in the mirror as she passed by the entrance. She didn't know Ukyo's sense of time, but from his usual words and actions, it was easy to conclude that—

He said he would wait for you for five minutes, and if you hadn't arrived by then, he would leave immediately, even if the second hand had moved just a fraction longer.

What made her decide that she had to rush to that address without stopping?

Maybe she didn't want her weekend to rot in someone else's relationship, or maybe she felt a little sympathetic towards the lonely boy with no friends...

The scene of meeting Ukyo was different from what she had imagined in her mind at home.

There was no heavy rain, and Ukyo's first words upon seeing her weren't "I knew you'd come," but "I told you to bring the people from both clubs together to form a group, why haven't you done it yet? You spent the entire afternoon trying to agree on the right to be the club president? Is the literature club too overbearing? Yanami, Hakamada Kusuke only stole your heart, you still have your brain. The difference between you and the pink cow is already in emotional intelligence and milk production, you can't even be inferior to her in IQ."

ha.....

"I got scolded again..." Yanai, who was in high spirits, became dejected for a short while.

Youjing was not wearing a leather jacket, just an ordinary summer shirt. What caught her attention was the motorcycle next to him. The deep black paint looked like a cheetah lurking in the night. She didn't expect that Youjing had a motorcycle driver's license, but when she thought about it, she couldn't walk to the folk customs in the countryside.

"I'll create a group..." Yanami was thinking about how to get on the car. If she sat in the back seat, she would inevitably hug the other person's waist. She didn't mind having physical contact with Ukyo, but she was afraid that the devil would have an opinion. If she would be scolded after getting on the car, it would be better not to get on. What if he cherished this motorcycle as much as he cherished his cigars and vinyl records? Then she would not be able to get on the car unless the devil invited her.

Yanami was waiting for Ukyo to speak, and at the same time continued, "Tsuki no Ki-sama and President Tamaki are very concerned about your attitude. They want to know how much of the literature club will remain after the merger. They don't want the club to only focus on the supernatural and not literature. If possible, they hope the two can be separated. You can be the president in name only, but Tamaki wants to manage the members of the literature club privately."

"So that's how it is." Ukyo gave a rare compliment. "That's very clear. Let's follow his advice. One society, two systems."

"boarding."