The goal of life is to break up all couples

She looked at the mess of beds in the infirmary, shook her head, and sighed, "Although we were quite open about this kind of thing back then, it wasn't necessary to be so anxious during class time."

"Ah, that's the good thing about being young. Young people are bound to be impulsive. Once the mood strikes, they can't stop. Or is it more exciting to have restrictions?"

What kind of lewd words are these? Is this what a health teacher like you should say? Are you a serious teacher?

Miura Yumiko quickly retorted: "That's not the case at all!"

Idiot, it's obvious that Xiaoba Sayo didn't misunderstand what Matsueda Azusa and Miura Yumiko were doing at all. If she really thought they were doing it, she wouldn't have reacted like this.

This frivolous health teacher was simply teasing them on purpose. If they followed her words, they would lose.

"Teacher, you have the nerve to say that. If you hadn't been late for work, this wouldn't have happened at all."

Songzhi Zixu narrowed his eyes and immediately put the blame on Xiaoba Xiaoye, who was just looking at the fun and not wanting to mind the trouble. "The first class of the morning is almost halfway over, and you've only just arrived at the infirmary. I'm going to ask the principal to dock your salary!"

"Ah! No - it's too sensitive there, you can't touch it!"

Xiaoba Xiaoye said something terrible that could be misunderstood.

Miura Yumiko looked at Matsueda Azusa with a look of rubbish: "Disgusting! The worst! A complete pervert!"

"Would you like to listen to what you are saying?"

Matsueda Azusa didn't even bother giving Miura Yumiko any face, immediately giving her the international friendly sign. "Can't we figure out who the real pervert is? Even if we exclude this slutty teacher who's spouting obscene language, the campus queen who's dragging other boys towards her is definitely more perverted than an innocent and pitiful little boy like me."

"Oh, oh, oh. Never mind. There's no need to be so explicit."

Hearing what Matsueda Azusa said, Xiaoba Xiaoye obviously ignored the comments about her. She put her index finger in front of Matsueda Azusa's lips and showed a playful yet sweet smile: "What exactly were you doing at that time... There's no need to describe it to the teacher in such detail. Whether it was the girl or the boy who took the initiative, isn't it pretty good after all?"

Yumiko Miura lives in Bengbu - by the way, this is the nth time today that she has lost control?

She couldn't help but complain loudly: "Teacher Xiaoba, you are simply harassing students!"

Thank God, although Yumiko Miura naturally has a very malicious filter towards Matsueda Azusa, at least her brain and logical thinking are still normal.

In this situation, she was able to accurately put the blame on Xiaoba and Xiaoye, which shows that she is actually quite fair and just in a normal sense.

However, this is a good opportunity.

Songzhi Zi suddenly grabbed Xiaoba Xiaoye's hand and gently pulled her towards him.

Xiaoba Xiaoye never expected that Songzhi Zi would suddenly attack her. She was caught off guard at all and was pulled over by Songzhi Zi.

For a moment, her face was so close to Songzhi Azusa that she could even feel his warm breath.

But Matsueda Azusa deliberately moved aside, so he was not hit.

This action lasted for a moment.

"Click"

There was a slight flash of light, followed by the sound of a shutter clicking.

Eh? What happened?

Xiaoba Xiaoye was pulled over and then pushed away by Songzhi Zi with a confused look on her face.

"Hey, health teacher, you don't want others to know that you forcefully kissed a male student, right?"

Songzhi Zi took a step back, then reached out and showed the phone screen to Xiaoba Xiaoye.

The photo above is a still photo that was just taken.

In the picture, Xiaoba Xiaoye still had the same evil smile on her face as when she teased Matsueda Azusa and Miura just now, and she was approaching Matsueda Azusa condescendingly.

Because of the misplaced shooting, it looks like Xiaoba Sayo is teasing Matsueda Azusa and bending down to kiss him forcefully.

"Eh?!"

Xiaoba Xiaoye covered her mouth in surprise: "Classmate, are you threatening the teacher?"

"how could be?"

Songzhi Zi smiled brightly, "Teacher Xiaoba, you and Xiao Ganxia are good friends, right? If you don't believe me, you can go ask her. I am a very respectful, cheerful and friendly child."

Xiaoba Xiaoye hugged herself with her arms, pretending to be terrified, and begged in a sweet voice, "Classmate, what are you trying to do? No... At least not here. As long as you don't spread this photo, the teacher will do anything!"

This guy is even more excited than Matsueda Azusa!

Eh? Did I accidentally stray into the world of anime?

Matsueda Azusa glanced at Miura Yumiko.

She finally came to her senses. She glanced at Matsueda Azusa, who looked like the evil villain, and then at Kodato Sayo, who was begging for mercy like the heroine of an anime. She couldn't help but look at Matsueda Azusa with a look of horror and disgust: "Vulgar! Pervert! Criminal! Isn't this a complete crime?!"

Matsueda Azusa rolled her eyes. "I'm just making sure this frivolous teacher doesn't spread what happened today. You don't want to be chatting with Hayato Hayama one day and suddenly he asks you what you and I did in the infirmary this morning, do you?"

Yumiko Miura shut up instantly.

Indeed.

Although nothing happened between her and Matsueda Azusa, and the scene just now was purely accidental, this matter must never reach the ears of Hayato Hayama!

Yumiko Miura's eyes became determined.

Without a second's hesitation, she immediately decided to become an accomplice with Matsueda Azusa.

She looked at Xiaoba Xiaoye and said, "Teacher, you don't want the school to know that you forcefully kissed a male student, right? If any news about today gets out, I will testify to this matter."

"Eh eh eh?!"

Xiaoba and Xiaoye hummed softly, half-heartedly, "Want a threesome? That's not a good idea..."

This guy has absolutely nothing wrong with his brain.

With a teacher like this, Sobu High School is doomed.

In comparison, Xiaojing is completely a breath of fresh air.

what can i say?

I miss you, Lao Jing!

Miura Yumiko couldn't hold it in anymore: "I would never do such a thing! What on earth are you thinking about all day, teacher?!"

Azusa Matsueda is in a trance - it seems like this guy Miura is going to transform from the role of queen to the role of complainer.

Surely it’s because there are too many gods and people around?

11. It’s unfair, my Lord.

Back to where the dream began.

teacher's office.

Matsueda Azusa's eyes wandered, and he tilted his head and pretended to whistle.

Shizuka Hiratsuka gathered her strength, tapping the table with her iron fingers.

"Generally speaking, students who I specifically call into my office for tea tend to be reserved and cautious in their words and actions. If they don't look down at the ground, they should at least show respect for the teacher and sit upright."

Matsueda Azusa bowed respectfully to Hiratsuka Shizuka and said, "That must be because they violated school rules and have a guilty conscience, or their grades are too poor, or they have a deep misunderstanding of your temper and are like mice seeing a cat when they see a teacher!"

"I am different from them. I am upright and diligent, never slacking off for a moment. I also regard you as my mentor and friend. How could I be so timid and nervous, as if I were on the edge of an abyss or treading on thin ice?"

A "well" character appeared on Shizuka Hiratsuka's forehead.

She glared at Songzhi Zi, the sweet-mouthed but treacherous fellow, and angrily shouted, "Nonsense! You just caused a mess in class this morning, and even got into a fight and ended up in the infirmary! Do you think I don't know? What's the penalty for violating school rules? Cheating the teacher is an even greater offense!"

"Your Majesty, I feel wronged!"

Matsueda Azusa immediately cried out in injustice, saying with deep emotion, "May I ask where did Mr. Hiratsuka hear this? Someone must have spread rumors to sow discord between you and me as teacher and student! Their heart is despicable, and they deserve death!"

"boom!"

Hiratsuka Shizuki laughed, accidentally kicking the table leg as she crossed her legs. "Everyone in the class saw it. It's spread throughout the grade. They can't be wrongly accusing you, right?"

"Do you know what would happen if those parents found out about this? Your club has the approval of the alumni association, right? If they knew this was how you broke up couples, do you think they would still let you do it?"

This is indeed a problem, but isn't it okay as long as we don't let them know?

"Teacher, you're right. They're all wrongly accusing me. This is simply large-scale school bullying! Nothing happened this morning. It's completely fabricated."

Songzhi Zi spread his hands and asked, "If this is true, then teacher, do you know who the other parties involved are besides me? Since they've already started a fight, it can't be that I'm the only one fighting against the air, right?"

"You still want to drag others into this, right?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka rubbed her brows with a headache and sighed, "Yes, yes, this matter is indeed not just your fault. Although you provoked it first, it was Miura Yumiko who started it in the end. She bears the main responsibility..."

"Hiratsuka-sensei, I don't understand what you're saying. It's fine if you're just spreading rumors about me, but why are you slandering Miura-san as well?"

Matsueda Azusa interrupted Hiratsuka Shizuka with an innocent look on her face. "If you don't believe me, just call Miura-san to confront us. We didn't have any conflict this morning, let alone a fight. We just bumped into each other accidentally when we went to the infirmary. Don't believe in rumors, don't spread them, start with me."

"?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka was stunned.

“Wait, wait…?”

She shook her head blankly and put her hand on her forehead. "Are you saying that you and her had no conflict at all?"

"exactly."

"And there was no fight at all?"

"Absolutely no lies."

"You can even ask her to testify for your story?"

"true."

Hiratsuka Shizuka hesitated for a moment and then asked tentatively, "So should I really ask her to come over and testify in person?"

Songzhi Zi said calmly: "I have no objection, please go ahead."

Isn't this natural? After all, the nature of this matter can be good or bad, big or small, it all depends on what the parties involved want to achieve.

Moreover, as Shizuka Hiratsuka said, although Azusa Matsueda provoked first, it was indeed Yumiko Miura who took the initiative. This is an indisputable fact. If she admitted that this happened, she would be the one who would bear the biggest blame.

So, when Matsueda Azusa agreed to make a big deal out of a small matter, there was no need for her to insist on saying that this was the case. Unless she had a mental problem and wanted to be punished.

Even if she really had a mental problem, it didn't matter. After all, Matsueda Azusa still had what happened in the infirmary to threaten her. He could even let Xiaoba Xiaoye testify to his threats.

If it was possible that Yumiko Miura hated Azusa Matsueda so much that she would drag him into this trap even at the cost of being punished herself—but she would definitely not be willing to do so at the cost of letting Hayato Hayama know about "Infirmary.avi".

The poor souls who are captive to the sin of liking are very easy to deal with.

Seeing how confident Matsueda Azusa was, Hiratsuka Shizuka was too lazy to look for Miura Yumiko to confront her.

She looked at Songzhi Zi curiously for a while, "So you mean, this matter doesn't need to be dealt with at all?"

Songzhi Zi looked bewildered: "Why should we deal with something that doesn't even exist? How should we deal with it?"

"But the punishment for violating school rules and fighting at school doesn't matter what you say."

Shizuka Hiratsuka felt a little relieved when she knew that Matsueda Azusa did not intend to make a big deal out of this matter. However, no matter how Matsueda Azusa argued, the objective situation would not change because of his defense, and the punishment would still have to be imposed.

However, if the parties involved have no intention of pursuing the matter, writing a self-criticism should be enough.

"If what our client says doesn't count, there has to be evidence, right?"

Matsueda Azusa blinked and stroked his chin. "You probably haven't noticed, Mr. Hiratsuka, but the security camera in our classroom stopped working when the school started because it was old, and no one has repaired it yet. So, there's no evidence that Miura and I fought."

Shizuka Hiratsuka had an expression that said, "I knew you were prepared," and slammed the table. "Do you think the other students are blind? Even if there's no physical evidence, there are witnesses!"

"I see..."

A sudden realization dawned on Matsueda Azusa, who then declared righteously, "Then I'm going to report it too! The students are reporting Hayato Hayama for having an affair! He's desecrating the campus, a crime unforgivable! He and many of his classmates are having a slutty party, turning the campus into a place of rampant lust. Call the police and have him arrested!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka's forehead veins bulged, and her fists stiffened. "So you're just starting to spread rumors about other people, right? Where's the evidence?"

Songzhi Zi pointed at himself as a matter of course: "Me. I am the witness. Didn't you say, teacher, that even if there is no physical evidence, there is still a witness. Isn't it enough for me to testify?"

"..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka seemed to have lost all her strength and means.

Teacher Gan Xia, who happened to be passing by with a textbook in her arms, overheard the last few words of the conversation between Matsueda Azusa and Hiratsuka Shizuka and couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, "Is there still a student like that in our school? Isn't he a little too avant-garde? We must not let Xiaoba meet him—is that classmate's last name Yeshan?"

Matsueda Azusa spread his hands towards Hiratsuka Shizuka and said, "Look, this is what happens when you spread rumors."

"Eh?! Is this actually a rumor?"

Teacher Gan Xia breathed a sigh of relief and lectured Shizuka Hiratsuka, "Teacher Hiratsuka, you can't just spread rumors about other students. That's totally unethical! You can't do that."

Hiratsuka Shizuka burned out and turned into gray snow.