The goal of life is to break up all couples

Without waiting for Hiratsuka Shizuka's answer, Teacher Gan Xia blinked in confusion and walked back to her desk.

"Alas. Xiaojing, you still need to be more aware of how to discern rumors and don't just believe everything you hear."

Matsueda Azusa casually patted Hiratsuka Shizuka's shoulder and said earnestly, "Spreading rumors is so hateful. We dare not say anything without evidence. For example, if someone says you're a leftover woman in her thirties who can't find a partner, then you can't really be a leftover woman in her thirties who can't find a partner, right? Everything needs evidence."

It’s hard, the fist is really hard.

Shizuka Hiratsuka's eyes flashed with ferocity: "I can also disable the security cameras in the teacher's office. If you say another word, I'll leave you with no evidence to prove that I beat you up!"

Songzhizi stuck out his tongue, decided to quit while he was ahead, and quickly slipped away.

12. Write down each of you in a small notebook!

Rebellion is a characteristic of adolescent boys and it is something that cannot be ignored.

If you have never competed with your teacher, your entire learning career will seem dull.

Azusa Matsueda easily achieved another temporary victory in the confrontation with Shizuka Hiratsuka and returned to the class with great satisfaction.

I guess his right-hand man Hikigaya has already prepared delicious and easy-to-eat fried noodles and bread for him!

Today, Matsueda Azusa successively killed three great generals, Miura Yumiko, Kodato Sayo, and Hiratsuka Shizuka. For such heroic military exploits, he deserves a generous reward!

The classroom door was opened with a whoosh.

Most of the students looked at Songzhi Zi quietly with strange eyes.

This is normal. After all, in the eyes of most people, Matsueda Azusa is just a strange classmate who came here early in the morning and made a big fuss, and was sent to the infirmary because of the fight - although he was a fool.

In the future, if anyone wants to come up and talk to Azusa Matsueda, they will probably have to consider whether they can withstand the pressure from the small group of live-action characters behind them.

Hikigaya looked Matsueda Azusa up and down for a while, but couldn't see anything unusual about him. It seemed like he had survived safely? Amazing!

So he reached out and handed him the packaged fried noodles and bread: "You actually survived Mr. Hiratsuka's hands. You are worthy of being you, Buchuu."

Nice, we really have the same mind as each other, Hachiman Great Bodhisattva.

Although he felt an irritation from being stared at from behind by those students, Hikigaya pretended that he felt nothing.

Isn't it just the so-called "atmosphere"? Just ignore that kind of thing. Simple, right?

"Of course. Humph, Xiao Jing, you're just my defeated opponent. I defeated you with just a few words!"

Matsueda Azusa waved his hand, took the bread, and pointed at Hikigaya: "The only heroes in the world are Hachiman and Azusa!"

"I don't dare to take it seriously."

Hikigaya Hachiman's eyes narrowed. If he had chopsticks in his hand, he would have dropped them. Comparing him to the ultra-radical minister was a bit too extreme.

The mutterings of the current group drifted into the back of the classroom. As expected, without the suppression of Hayato Hayama and Yumiko Miura, this group was essentially no different from the low-IQ villains in trashy novels. It was a shame they themselves didn't realize it. These creatures that lowered the group's IQ were everywhere; if a habitat map were created, it would undoubtedly rival those of slugs or sea maggots.

Miura hadn't been called over by Shizuka Hiratsuka to talk, so he was probably talking to Hayato Hayama alone. It was unclear whether Hayato Hayama would continue to use ambiguous words to evade key questions without anyone else around.

Yuigahama Yui with her bun-style hair and the fujoshi Ebina Hina were still in the classroom, but they seemed to have no way to stop others from continuing their current behavior, so they could only stand there a little awkwardly.

Although they were whispering, it was obvious that they did not lower their voices. Instead, they deliberately kept the volume at a level that everyone could hear, as if they were embarrassing Matsueda Azusa in a very childish way.

"This guy has absolutely no remorse at all. He's so despicable."

"He's actually so smug. Does he think it's cool to talk back to the teacher? It's so disgusting..."

"This kind of person is extremely childish. Don't be fooled by his happy smile now. Wait until he is expelled from school in a few days and you will know how serious he is."

Songzhi Zi looked at them with a smile: "If you have any dissatisfaction with me, you can raise it. Feel free to speak up."

The classroom was silent for a moment, and then a burst of blatant laughter broke out: "You're so scared already, how lame!"

But their laughter didn't last long.

"If you dare to say it, I will write it down one by one."

Songzhi Zi continued nonchalantly, "I came to school to be the emperor. Those who obey me will prosper, and those who defy me will perish. How dare you, a bunch of morons with underdeveloped brains and completely undeveloped cerebellums, disrespect me?"

"Anyone who can point out my faults to my face will have their entire clan executed. Anyone who writes me a letter insulting me will be sentenced to death. Anyone who slanders me in the marketplace and lets me hear it will be torn into pieces by five horses."

"You don't really think there's anything I wouldn't dare do, do you? I don't bother using dirty tricks, but if you insist on being mean, then I have no objection."

"Apart from anything else, do you know what my club does? I take care of things that the Discipline Committee doesn't care about. I break up couples that the Discipline Committee doesn't dare to break up. In other words, I execute first and ask for permission later. This is a special permission granted by the emperor. Do you understand?"

"If you show any ambiguous behavior, if your grades drop even a little, I will report you directly to the academic affairs office, the alumni association, and your parents. I will never forget you during any of the meetings I hold with you. When I talk to your parents, I will definitely list every cerebral palsy thing you have done in school in detail."

"I won't let any of you off the hook if you're on my list. I'll spend most of every day watching you until you're scolded so much by your family that you can't stand it anymore and kneel before me in tears to apologize."

The classroom suddenly fell silent.

I have to say that what Matsueda Azusa said was so vicious and mean. Telling tales to parents is a method that will be despised by everyone!

Songzhi Zi, you are really despicable now.

"Xiao Bazi, bring me some paper and pen!"

Matsueda Azusa spread his hands towards Hikigaya Hachiman and said, "I want to see which other warriors dare to continue to report in front of me. I will write down your names one by one. Don't worry, I will definitely not forget you."

Hikigaya Hachiman obediently handed over the paper and pen: "Hey!"

He didn't dare offend Matsueda Azusa. Although the so-called "Impurious Relationship Supervision Department" was nominally dedicated to breaking up campus couples, the club itself was dual-certified by both the Student Union and the Alumni Association. How could Matsueda Azusa have done this without any involvement?

Although it is just a club on the surface, in fact it can probably be called the Second Disciplinary Committee, or the Shadow Disciplinary Committee.

Given Matsueda Azusa's personality, he didn't say this just to scare people, he really could do it.

This guy, isn't he trying to be a school bully...? Hikigaya Hachiman's mind is already playing out the story of High School Zero (Parents' Edition).

Under such vicious intimidation, the current soldiers lost the courage to resist and immediately scattered back to their positions, lowering their heads and not daring to look directly into Songzhi Zi's eyes.

Hikigaya Hachiman wiped the sweat off his forehead and complained inwardly: If Matsueda Azusa were to travel back to "Ji Jiao", he would probably become a tyrant like Ryuen Sho - and a tyrant with even more cruel and despicable means.

"Tsk, they are all soft bones."

Seeing that no one dared to respond, Songzhi Zi curled his lips in disappointment. "You can't even bear such a small consequence. Who gave you the courage to get together and slander others? It's a bit too funny."

"Feelings of ridicule, teasing, and contempt last longer. It's always easier to belittle others than to praise them, and mixing in a few witty remarks can even make people happier. Because it makes people feel lighthearted, they can continue to do it with a sense of joking. Therefore, this practice is different from hatred and resentment, and it can be carried out for a long time and repeatedly without any sense of guilt. Is this what you think?"

"Don't be so naive. You don't think this isn't school bullying, do you? If this wasn't Neon but Lami, you'd be covered in holes right now."

"boom!"

Azusa Matsueda made a shooting gesture towards them and kindly added a voiceover.

Many members of the live-action group were so frightened that their whole bodies trembled violently. They lowered their heads nervously and dared not say a word.

"Wow—"

At this moment, the classroom door was pushed open again.

Yumiko Miura and Hayato Hayama walked in one after another.

Judging from Miura's expression, it seemed that Yeshan still hadn't given her the answer she wanted to hear.

"What... happened?"

Noticing the strange atmosphere in the classroom, Hayato Hayama couldn't help but ask subconsciously.

"Because your group of minions don't seem to understand what politeness and manners are, I'm here to teach them a lesson for you."

Matsueda Azusa raised an eyebrow at Hayama Hayato, "You should have no objection, right?"

13. Fighting is awesome! (More updates, thanks to the tip from Grand Magician Merlin)

Hey! Why are you still provoking me?

Hikigaya Hachiman was secretly shocked. The minister still had no intention of letting Hayama Hayato go!

Is he trying to start a war?!

Announcing the arrival of the Improper Relationships Inspection Department with a vigorous war that shocked the entire school?

No, there's no need for that! Even without doing this, this club would be famous throughout the school!

No, Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly realized - Matsueda Azusa wanted to make an example of someone to scare the monkeys.

I'm afraid that other students will be afraid of Matsueda Azusa when they think of the miserable state of Hayama Hayato and Miura Yumiko today - especially those campus couples who are in love!

Does this guy Buchou...want to become the devil who oppresses the entire Sobu High School?

Hikigaya then realized that he had become the legendary Demon King's deputy, and immediately broke out in a sweat.

"What do you want to do, man?"

But it wasn't Hayato Hayama who responded.

It's Yumiko Miura again.

Doesn't she know that every failure makes you wiser? She learns from every failure, and then again.

It is the case that you come here to eat and drink for free.

"Hmph, a super-strong female Tyrannosaurus with all the power, strong limbs, and a simple mind. She really only cares about eating and not fighting. Are you challenging me again?"

Matsueda Azusa's expression was solemn, and he immediately extended his hand to Hikigaya Hachiman: "Adjutant Hikigaya, quickly fetch my Blue Dragon Crescent Blade!"

Hikigaya Hachiman subconsciously thought of the mop placed at the back of the classroom, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that if he used that thing to fight in the classroom... it might really turn into a hot-blooded high school, and he might even be sent to a juvenile detention center.

So he grabbed a book from the table, rolled it into a book tube and handed it to Songzhizi, "Report! There is no crescent-shaped blade, only a green-light sword!"

"Alas, how can you be so lax in preparing for war? Considering this is your first offense, I'll spare your life. If you do it again, you will be executed!"

Matsueda Azusa reached out and took the book, pointing it at Miura Yumiko from afar: "But if you're going to sell your head, even the Qingguang Sword will be enough!"

"..."

Yumiko Miura felt that she was crazy for competing with Azusa Matsueda.

How could she have been so easily defeated by such a childish fellow? It made no sense at all.

Miura Yumiko rolled her eyes, too lazy to pay attention to Matsueda Azusa anymore, and walked straight past him: "You are sick."

"I am indeed ill, but this is called conquering the enemy without fighting."

Matsueda Azusa cheerfully put down his book and turned to look at Hayama Hayato. "So, Hayama-san, do you still want to start a proxy war with me? I'm the one who's doing it myself, so you're looking down on me a bit."

Hayato Hayama seemed a little troubled. He hesitated for a moment, "Matsueda-san, I don't know why you have such strong malice towards me... Anyway, can we talk alone?"

"Ya ...

Matsueda Azusa refused without hesitation. "What if you call me out, use the smashing of a cup as a signal, and then hundreds of assassins come out from the corner and chop me into pieces? Or maybe they'll just dump me into cement and sink me into Tokyo Bay. For my own safety, it's better to say whatever you have to say here."

"Or……"

Seeing Hayato Hayama's hesitant expression, Matsueda Azusa added, "What you said is shameful? You can't let these students here hear it, otherwise it will damage your image."

"...Matsueda-san, have I done anything wrong to you? If so, I would like to apologize. Please don't continue like this. It will be very troublesome for everyone."

Hayato Hayama frowned slightly and said in distress.

Although it sounds like he's giving in, it still feels a bit sarcastic.

Maybe it’s because Songzhi Zi has a darker mentality.

"No."

Songzhi Zi spread his hands innocently. "Who said I was targeting you? Don't slander me. From the beginning to the end, I was just fulfilling my duties as the head of the Improper Relationship Supervision Department. Didn't I say it from the beginning? I didn't even intend to intervene in your affairs. It was only when you came to me and asked me to intervene that I reluctantly intervened. Why are you turning the tables and blaming me?"

"And the solution is simple. As long as you firmly promise not to fall in love, Miura Yumiko will never be able to pursue you. Isn't that a perfect solution to the problem?"

There is no more laughing and haha.

Matsueda Azusa is not here to play the friendship game with these students.

Fighting is fun!

He wants to take down the entire Sobu High School by himself!

Holy crap, this is so fucking rock 'n' roll.

"Or……"

Matsueda Azusa crossed her arms, a tangible sound echoing around her: "You're unwilling to openly announce to me that you're dating, risking everything to compete with me for the person you like, and yet you're unwilling to reject the kindness of those pursuing you. You just want to keep them hanging, manipulate them into engaging in a proxy war with me?"

"Humph, so this is the true face of the famous Sobu High School male god. I see through you at a glance!"

"it is good……"

Hayato Hayama's face turned pale. He hesitated for a moment, as if he had made up his mind. He trembled and said, "If I make a promise here, will you really end this farce today and stop pestering us about this matter?"