The goal of life is to break up all couples

Yamada Ryo was furious: "Do you know what Shimokitazawa Archangel Mouth Teeth is?"

Songzhi Zi nodded: "I see, you are Shanli Hongxia's dog."

"Indeed."

Yamada Ryo said proudly: "Thank you for your compliment."

"I have to pay to praise people."

Songzhi Zi spread his hands and said: "Give me the money quickly."

"?"

Yamada Ryo didn't expect that Matsueda Azusa would actually turn the tables and couldn't help but yell, "You guys are using my words!"

"Didn't you say you were friends with me?"

Songzhi Zi said confidently: "You haven't paid me this month's friend fee yet."

"? These are still my words! You learned idiot!"

Matsueda Azusa had learned all of Yamada Ryo's bad habits, so to cut her losses, she had no choice but to change the subject: "By the way, I heard your Sobu High School anniversary is coming soon, isn't it?"

"Really...huh? How did you know?"

Azusa Matsueda was a little confused: "Don't you go to school in Shimokitazawa? Are you so well-informed? You know so much about schools in Chiba."

...Of course I went to check it out on purpose.

Yamada Ryo's lips twitched slightly as he casually explained, "Of course. Generally speaking, students from other schools can also go and have fun during school celebrations, right? This is a perfect opportunity to eat and drink for free. How could I miss it?"

Songzhi Zi was puzzled: "You didn't go to class that day?"

Yamada Ryo gave a thumbs up: "I can skip classes. I can talk to anyone, and I can love Sobu too."

"You're invincible, kid."

Songzhi Zi touched his chin and thought for a moment, "But then again, if you really come that day and can make a guest appearance on our show to help out, it's not impossible to treat you to a meal."

"Of course you can. Leave it to me."

Yamada Ryo agreed immediately: "By the way, what's the show? Will your band be performing on stage? What songs will they be performing? Are you looking for a bassist or guitarist?"

"Uh, not a band gig."

Seeing Yamada Ryo already starting to think, Matsueda Azusa quickly interrupted her question and explained, "I'm not in a rock club or music club, and the band I formed isn't a school organization. How could I possibly perform this on stage?"

"Ah? Aren't you from one of these clubs?"

Yamada Ryo looked slightly surprised and looked Matsueda Azusa up and down. "You really don't play music at school? What club are you in?"

"Listen carefully."

Matsueda Azusa cleared his throat. "The full name of the club I founded is the Improper Intercourse Supervision Department, or simply the Supervision Department. It's the shadow discipline of the campus, a great organization known as the root of the Sobu."

"...You're taking revenge on society after getting dumped!"

Yamada Ryo immediately saw through the purpose of this strange club, "Wait, but what kind of performance can your club perform?"

Songzhi Zi raised a finger and explained concisely: "Have you ever seen a prank variety show?"

Yamada Ryo immediately understood what Matsueda Azusa was up to: "Are you planning to perform a surprise couple show for everyone at the school anniversary?"

"It's such an interesting thing, so I have to help out."

Yamada Ryo stretched lazily. "But... it's a shame that you don't have a band performance. I'm really looking forward to seeing you perform on stage again. I wonder when our next collaboration will be."

"That's easy, right? Why don't you just pay me to be your mercenary?"

Songzhi Zi said in a relaxed tone: "Anyway, I'm usually free, so I definitely have time to come to your place and make a guest appearance."

"You said it, so it's settled."

Yamada Ryo took the opportunity to say, "We'll invite you to our next live performance. Just send us the song you want to sing and we'll rehearse it in advance."

"Hey, it's not that I was hired to work for you, it's that you're helping me!"

Matsueda Azusa couldn't help but complain, "I've never seen a mercenary become the protagonist. Why don't you pay more attention to your own band? What do you mean by elbowing me? No matter how much you try to please me, I can't write new songs without inspiration, okay?"

"cut……"

Yamada Ryo snorted, "Idiot."

141

Chapter 141 Yukinoshita Haruno is asking for trouble.

Preparations for the school anniversary are in full swing.

Matsueda Azusa went to the site of the executive committee's preparatory work once or twice with other people from the Supervisory Department.

As the chairman personally appointed by the student union and teachers, Yukinoshita Yukino can be said to be very dedicated and responsible. As soon as she came on stage, she immediately demonstrated her iron-blooded style in a strict and methodical manner.

Not only did she draw up a timetable for the entire period from the start of preparations to the school anniversary before the first preparatory meeting, she also divided the work of all executive committee members and departments into different time periods, requiring each department to proceed according to the plan every day and report progress every other day.

Moreover, when it comes to data analysis and project processing, she handles them particularly smoothly. She can even make up for the unfinished tasks of other departments that fail to meet the standards while exceeding her own assigned tasks every day.

All I can say is that Yukinoshita Yukino managed to get herself and the entire executive committee running with an almost terrifying efficiency.

However, this created a problem - of course, it was not a problem for Yukino Yukinoshita, but for Yumiko Miura and Azusa Matsueda - under Yukinoshita's task arrangement, even Hikigaya and Onmizu were busy around the clock, not to mention Yumiko Miura. She didn't even have time to take a break to eat some snacks, let alone eat melons. Yana, who was standing by, saw that Anna was almost starving.

Songzhi Zi has no tasks to perform and nothing to do here. Staying here is just a waste of time and has no meaning.

So after going twice, Matsueda Azusa simply stopped going and went back to the activities office to start planning the performance that the Supervisory Department would prepare on the school anniversary day.

After all, the other members of the club were already so busy that basically only Matsueda Azusa could take on the task of preparing the performance.

The schedule for the past few days has basically been that Matsueda Azusa has been preparing related performance projects in the activity room. After other members have completed their tasks as executive committee members, they will gather in the activity room for a while, briefly discuss related matters, and then disband on the spot.

But as these fulfilling days went by, Matsueda Azusa felt more and more that something was wrong - why were the other club members returning to the activity room later and later?

Did the executive committee members' tasks become more numerous and more difficult to handle? That didn't make sense. According to Yukinoshita Yukino's plan, the total daily workload shouldn't fluctuate much. Furthermore, under her leadership, she often exceeded her targets, so the workload should be decreasing.

It doesn't make sense that the burden is getting heavier?

Finally, one day, Matsueda Azusa waited for other members in the activity room for a long time, but before they came back, he couldn't help it and rushed to the meeting room.

However, unexpectedly, when Matsueda Azusa rushed to the conference room and pushed the door open, what he saw was a scene completely different from what he saw when he came here before.

There were unexpectedly few people in the conference room. For some reason, no one from the student union showed up, and the only students who were still there had piles of terrifying-looking documents piled up on their desks.

The one who worked the hardest was Yukinoshita Yukino herself. The documents piled on her desk almost buried her completely. When she occasionally looked up, you could see her very obvious dark circles under her eyes.

The four people from the Supervisory Department were also completely unable to avoid it. They were so busy that they felt dizzy. Even Miura Yumiko, who had been full of energy and ready to eat melons at any time, was now completely listless. Her yellow hair looked dull as if it had lost its luster. She was stuck in the pile of documents, emitting tangible resentment.

Matsueda Azusa's entry did not attract anyone's attention. Everyone was too busy to pay attention to other movements.

Before Matsueda Azusa could go to the club members to ask what was going on, he saw a guy who looked a little older and looked like a senior walking up to Hikigaya Hachiman with a thick stack of documents.

He said with great familiarity, "Excuse me, could you please help me with these documents?"

Hikigaya Hachiman shuddered slightly, obviously having heard the request, but he pursed his lips and did not raise his head, not responding and pretending not to hear, obviously expressing his refusal with silent protest.

However, the other party patted Hikigaya's shoulder firmly and said, "Since you are silent, I will take it as your consent. I will leave the file here."

Hikigaya Hachiman had an expression as if the sky had fallen. He took a deep breath, turned his head and stared at the other person with dead fish eyes, trying to express his protest with his dead fish eyes.

However, the other party put on an even uglier expression, as if he would get mad if Hikigaya refused.

Hikigaya Hachiman had no choice but to endure the oppression of his senior silently.

Now Matsueda Azusa understood why the people in the Supervisory Department had more and more tasks.

What the hell is going on? Don't judge a monk by his appearance, judge a Buddha by his appearance. Even when beating a dog, judge its owner by its appearance! How could this group of people treat his lovely members like this? It seems they're really missing him! Could it be that he's been too friendly lately, causing these people to disrespect him like this?

What's going on? Grade bullying has gotten so bad, and Yukinoshita Yukino doesn't care? And even though she's clearly got a schedule planned out, why is she so busy it seems like she has no plans at all?

Matsueda Azusa couldn't help but frown and walked straight to Hikigaya Hachiman, "What's going on? What's going on?"

When the people from the Supervisory Department heard Matsueda Azusa's voice, they subconsciously looked up at him.

Especially Hikigaya, his dead fish eyes seemed to have completely lost their vitality, emitting a gleam of despair.

Even Miura Yumiko was puking, explaining faintly, "It's all because of that bastard Yukinoshita's sister. That guy is an even bigger bastard! He suddenly showed up here a while ago, acting like he was planning the school anniversary, and spouting nonsense like, 'The executive committee members should enjoy the event more. If we don't have fun ourselves, there's no way we can have fun for the participants.'"

"As a result, we immediately fell in love with a bunch of people who were always looking to slack off. Later, we started coming in late, leaving early, and asking for leave more and more frequently. The originally planned tasks piled up, and we couldn't finish them at all. The seniors who stayed behind couldn't complete their tasks, so they dumped them on us. Damn it!"

Miura Yumiko gnashed her teeth in anger. Although she was the so-called queen of Sobu High School, in reality, she still had to follow the Japanese school's custom of respecting seniority and inferiority.

Second-year students like them already have it relatively easy, while first-year students are the real laborers. I'm afraid this school anniversary will leave an indelible impression of horror in their young minds.

"Is it that Haruno guy?..."

Matsueda Azusa was a little confused. "What about those people from the student union? Don't they care about what's going on here? That guy Fang Huyuan wouldn't be the kind of person who would let something like this happen, would he?"

Hikigaya Hachiman narrowed his eyes and said, "The student council members were sent away by Yukinoshita's sister from the beginning. She said she was invited back to Sobu High School by the teacher to help plan the school anniversary, so she could handle this and the student council could focus on other projects. I guess because she did a really good job organizing the previous school anniversary, the student council members didn't suspect anything."

"..."

It was indeed something she could do. To be honest, it didn't matter how she played tricks on others, but the only thing she did wrong was to involve his members in it, which had already angered him!

Matsueda Azusa looked around and soon found Yukinoshita Haruno.

She sat next to the busy and exhausted Yukinoshita Yukino, spinning a pen while looking at Yukinoshita Yukino as if she was enjoying a good show.

"Da da……"

Azusa Matsueda walked straight to Yukinoshita Haruno's desk and knocked on it with her hand.

Yukinoshita Haruno finally came to her senses and turned her gaze away from Yukinoshita Yukino, "Huh? Isn't this Azusa? What a rare visitor. Why are you interested in joining in the fun today?"

Matsueda Azusa gave Yukinoshita Haruno a bright smile: "You're the one causing trouble here, aren't you?"

Yukinoshita Haruno smiled back: "Huh? Why do you say that? I'm not causing any trouble. I'm really here to help."

"Do you remember what I told you last time?"

Looking at Yukinoshita Haruno's appearance, Matsueda Azusa suppressed his smile.

I smile at you and you think it's giving you face, right?

Before Yukinoshita Haruno could respond, Matsueda Azusa answered her own question: "I always keep my word and do what I say."

As the words fell, Matsueda Azusa suddenly punched Yukinoshita Haruno in the face, making a dull "bang" sound.

Yukinoshita Haruno had never expected that Matsueda Azusa would do this here, so she was not prepared at all. Even though she was a master of Aikido, she didn't have time to cover her face.

She was punched in the face by Matsueda Azusa, and her mind went blank for a moment. She fell to the ground with her back, and the chair also fell to the ground with a loud noise. Everyone's attention was drawn to this side.

Matsueda Azusa shook his fist.

Tmd, Jinfu Jinfu, the whole audience cheered!

142

Chapter 142: Matsueda Azusa makes a scene in the executive committee.

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Matsueda Azusa in surprise, her mind still immersed in the remnants of endless tasks. At this moment, it was as if the forced restart button was pressed, and she was unable to react for a while.

Not far away, Miura Yumiko instantly regained her energy, slammed the table, and stood up: "Well done! That's great! I've wanted to do this for a long time!"

"It doesn't matter how you want to tease Yukinoshita Yukino. That's your own personal interest between you two sisters. I have no interest in your twisted and awkward relationship."

Matsueda Azusa looked down at Yukinoshita Haruno, who hadn't recovered from her shock yet, her eyes filled with disgust. "But you shouldn't have involved my members in your affairs. Didn't I tell you before that if you keep hanging around me without knowing what you're doing, I'll definitely give you a punch? Huh? Didn't I say that?"

Yukinoshita Haruno covered her face where she was hit, her head was still buzzing, and she couldn't get up from the ground for a while.

Matsueda Azusa gave him no respect and openly shouted, "You deliberately disrupted our perfectly planned plan, instigated a bunch of morons to abandon their mission and run away, leaving everything to the remaining people, forcing them to complete the tasks of several people alone. You also indulged these senior-minded idiots who bossed you around and bullied the younger students... Is this what you call helping? Is this the level of the legendary outstanding graduate, the top planner of the Sobu school anniversary?"

"To be honest, as for these morons and fools around here, it doesn't matter to me how you want to exploit them or use them as tools to tease Yukinoshita Yukino. But the worst thing you can do is involve my members in this. If you don't consider the monk's face, you should at least consider the Buddha's face, right?"

As he spoke, Matsueda Azusa turned to Hikigaya Hachiman and said, "Hachiman, go call the teacher in charge and the student council. Aren't they trusting this guy a little too much? Haven't they come to check on the situation in the past few days? Also, when encountering something like this, have you ever thought of complaining to the student council?"

Upon hearing Matsueda Azusa's order, Hikigaya Hachiman immediately dropped the task at hand, rushed out without hesitation, and went to look for someone.

On the one hand, he knew that if he called someone over now, the problem would probably be solved quickly. On the other hand... he was afraid that if he delayed any longer, even he would be attacked by Matsueda Azusa.

The students around him all lowered their heads in response to Matsueda Azusa's questioning. One female student muttered, "Who knows if calling the student union will even work? Didn't they act like they were close to that guy at first? Even if we did, we'd only be asking for trouble."

Matsueda Azusa held her forehead. Getting involved with Yukinoshita Haruno was a truly terrible move for Hibari Fangtorahara. This was likely going to significantly lower her standing with the student council. While they'd been tricked by Yukinoshita Haruno, it was truly reckless of Fangtorahara to be so carefree as to not even investigate the situation. This was truly their fault.

Yukinoshita Haruno finally got up from the ground and picked up the chair. She covered her face with her hands, and the stinging sensation on her face continued, which made her unable to answer for a while.

Matsueda Azusa then walked straight to the desk of the senior who had just thrown the task to Hikigaya Hachiman and slammed it hard. "And you, I'll ignore the others who are exploiting the students for now, but you're the one who keeps throwing the tasks to my club members, right?"