The goal of life is to break up all couples

Matsueda Azusa nodded at her.

Miura Yumiko, standing by, looked back and forth between the two suspiciously, unable to help but grumble in a low voice, "Why are your good sisters everywhere? Huh? You're not secretly building a harem, are you? You bastard, you betrayed the Inspection Department, did you know that?"

Songzhi Zi reached out and pushed Sanpu away speechlessly: "Nonsense."

After everyone was seated or standing, Hiroto Sakurai and Aixing Maitai distributed the information to everyone.

Hibari Fanghuhara stood up and said loudly, "Well, I declare the anniversary executive committee meeting open. I'm the student council president, Hibari Fanghuhara. I'm very pleased to have your help this year. The successful anniversary celebrations are inseparable from the hard work of all the committee members. I would like to express my sincere gratitude to everyone here."

She briefly greeted everyone and gave a spirited speech. The student union members immediately applauded, followed by the other attendees. She nodded with satisfaction, "Very good. So, without further ado, to avoid wasting everyone's time, let's get straight to the point. First, since I'm already a junior this year, I can't serve as chairperson. Therefore, we will elect the chairperson from among the executive committee members. So... is anyone volunteering?"

As expected, no one raised their hand.

Such a reaction is not surprising.

Although it cannot be said that all executive committee members are forced to take on the task and have little interest in the school anniversary activities, there are definitely some who are eager to make the event a success. However, if they want to be leaders, it is not something that can be achieved by passion alone.

"No one volunteers?"

President Fang Huyuan frowned slightly, but this was exactly what she'd expected. She glanced around at the crowd below, and upon seeing Matsueda Azusa, her eyes lit up. "Oh! Isn't that Matsueda? You're actually serving as an executive committee member this year, truly a rare opportunity. You're quite familiar with our Student Union, so handing over tasks and communicating should be more convenient and smoother. Why don't you take the reins..."

The corners of Matsueda Azusa's mouth twitched. He knew that Fang Huyuan was constantly trying to exploit his labor, so he immediately raised his hand and replied, "President Fang Huyuan, you misunderstood. I'm not an executive member. I'm just an unrelated passerby who was dragged here to join in the fun and listen."

Fang Huyuan Yunque's words paused.

The others also looked at Songeda Azusa in surprise and confusion.

After all, this matter is quite strange.

"Ahem... Is that really the case? It's certainly something you, Matsueda, would do..."

Fang Huyuan Yunque held his forehead in frustration, but quickly gathered himself. "What about the others? Don't be so quick to shake your heads. Serving as the chairperson actually has many advantages. For example, it can add points when applying to schools, which is quite beneficial for those who are planning to apply for school recommendations."

Huh? Wait?

Upon hearing this, Matsueda Azusa looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka in surprise.

Shizuka Hiratsuka seemed to have just realized this and couldn't help showing an annoyed expression, slapping her forehead angrily.

Oh no! Being an executive committee member really doesn't mean anything for scholarships or awards, but being the chairman does give you extra points when applying to schools. Shizuka Hiratsuka seemed to have forgotten this as well.

If she knew this, perhaps it would be Kawasaki Saki who would be sitting here right now, and she would definitely volunteer to take on the position of chairman. In this way, everyone would get what they wanted to see.

Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help but start to regret her negligence.

139

Chapter 139 Performance Project of the Supervisory Department.

Because no one volunteered to be the chairman, in the end, this heavy responsibility naturally fell on Yukinoshita Yukino.

It was rather expected. After all, whether in the eyes of the student council or the teacher in charge, or compared to the other executive committee members, there seemed to be no one more suitable than Yukinoshita Yukino. So if they were to directly appoint her, there wouldn't be many other possibilities.

Of course, Matsueda Azusa believed that Hikigaya Hachiman and Numizu Kazuhiko might also be qualified for the position, but it was clear that they themselves had no such desire.

The executive committee meeting ended quickly, but unfortunately, the explosive news that Yumiko Miura had been thinking about did not happen.

The meeting ended just in time, so the five people from the Supervisory Department rushed to the activity room together.

I had just reached the door to the activities room when I found Shikiya Yumeko already there, swaying and waiting. She looked tired, as if she hadn't gotten enough sleep, so I had no idea how long she'd been waiting there—but it seemed like she usually looked like that.

"Ah...you guys are finally back."

Shikiya Yumeko also saw the people from the Inspection Department and waved softly at them.

Azusa Matsueda took two steps forward, pushed open the door to the activities room, and gestured "please in." "We just came from the executive committee meeting. Why didn't Shikiya-san go with the other student council members?"

"Because there are... other tasks."

Yumeko Shikiya stumbled into the activities room, a form fluttering down on the table. "For the school anniversary... all clubs need to submit... performances. I'll hand out... the application forms."

As she spoke, it seemed as if all her strength was slipping away, and she fell limply to the ground.

Fortunately, Matsueda Azusa dodged quickly, otherwise Shikiya Yumeko would have fallen on him.

"Grr...exhausted..."

At the signal from Matsueda Azusa, his right-hand man, Hikigaya Hachiman, instantly brought a chair and placed it precisely in the direction where Shikiya Yumeko fell, thus catching her and preventing her from falling to the ground.

Miura Yumiko couldn't help but lean over to Matsueda Azusa's ear and whispered, "No, what's going on with these student council guys? It's okay that President Fang Huyuan seems to be very familiar with you, but the others either blush when they see you, as if they are very shy, or just throw themselves at you... Are you some kind of succubus who's targeting the student council? You're breaking the law, you bastard!"

"? Can you blame me for this?"

Songzhi Zi pointed at himself and said, "What did I do?"

"It's because you didn't do anything that I say you're derelict in your duty!"

Miura Yumiko sternly stated, "As the head of the Inspection Department, you turned a blind eye to such obvious signs of an impure relationship between a man and a woman, allowing it to happen. Isn't this your fault? You should attack them ruthlessly! Arrest them all and fulfill your duties as the head of the Inspection Department!"

"You seem a bit extreme..."

Matsueda Azusa was speechless, saying, "Impurious relationships aren't something you can take lightly. If something like this between me and the student union members is even a sign of an impure relationship, then you and I would be the first to be punished. Why don't you take a look at the way you're talking to me right now?"

Miura Yumiko turned her head away and coughed twice as if nothing had happened: "I am innocent. The innocent will be cleared!"

"You are innocent, but now you are slandering others, right?"

Matsueda Azusa gave Miura Yumiko the finger, then found a seat of her own. She reached out and picked up the application form on the table, glanced at it, and said to Shikiya Yumeko, "Come to think of it... I know the club has to put on a performance, but does the Supervisory Department have to do one too? After all, is the Supervisory Department really a club? Discipline members shouldn't have to perform, so I think our club should be similar."

Shikiya Yumeko slumped in her chair, her voice sounding weak. "In reality... it's not a club, but in name... it is. The Discipline Committee... is a school department, but the Supervisory Department isn't a school department... it's just a club specially approved by the Student Union. So... it meets the requirements for a performance..."

"Huh? So there's such a thing..."

Matsueda Azusa suddenly discovered the key point: "Wait, what about Yukinoshita Yukino's service club? Is she going to perform a show too?"

"In principle... yes..."

Shikiya Yumeko glanced at the message on her phone and replied, "However... since she's serving as... chairman and has no time to prepare a performance for the club... she can be exempted from the performance."

Songzhi Zi slapped his thigh in frustration, "Is there such a thing?"

If I had known earlier, I would have let Hikigaya run for election!

"But Yukinoshita-san declined this privilege..."

Shikiya Yumeko added slowly, "She said... although she doesn't have the time to prepare,... there's another member of the Service Club, so this task can be handed over... to Komari Chika-san."

Matsueda Azusa was surprised for a moment. Yukinoshita Yukino was too harsh on Chika Komari! Although it was understandable that she was probably trying to train Chika Komari and make her dare to perform in front of other classmates, but starting with such a difficult move was like forcing Chika Komari to fly into the air. "So..."

"Yes……"

Shikiya Yumeko nodded and said, "I will go and inform Komari-san about this later."

Matsueda Azusa couldn't help but observe three seconds of silence for her.

"Um...I have a small question."

At this moment, Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but raise his hand and weakly asked, "So, every club's performance must be related to the club's founding purpose or club activities?"

"In principle... that's right."

Shikiya Yumeko thought for a moment and said, "But you can also...apply to the student council...to perform other unrelated performances."

After hearing this, not only Hikigaya Hachiman, but everyone else breathed a sigh of relief. Putting on a performance was already troublesome enough, and if they had to put on a performance related to the club...

What can the Inspection Department do? Is it possible to perform a show to blow up the couple on the spot?

Oh, wait, now that I think about it... there might really be a lot of couples going out in pairs during the school anniversary celebration... wouldn't that be a godsend opportunity to concentrate on the foot brakes?

Songzhi Zi immediately raised his hand: "Hey, I have a good idea."

Hikigaya and Numizu Kazuhiko looked at Matsueda Azusa in horror—he hadn't mentioned applying to the student council at all. Was he really planning to produce a program related to the Supervisory Committee?!

Matsueda Azusa said, "How much time can we give them to perform? I'd like to host a variety show—invite all the young men and women in the audience...especially couples who are in love to come on stage for a Q&A session."

Now everyone breathed a visibly relieved sigh of relief.

That’s great. It turns out they’re just torturing other people. They don’t need to perform on stage. That’s fine.

If it is this kind of program, they will support it wholeheartedly.

Yana, who had been eating non-stop since she came in, stopped chewing at this moment, as if she was secretly imagining the scene of having Kuda Kusuke and Himemiya Karen go on stage to be tortured.

Shikiya Yumeko thought for a moment and said, "Normally...each club's performance is a maximum of...fifteen minutes. But if you have a request...we can help you get twenty minutes...any more than that, and it might disrupt the schedule."

"Twenty minutes? That should be enough, I guess. Maybe two or three rounds? Hmm... three rounds is a bit tight, so two rounds will be about right."

Songzhi Zi turned to look at the other members: "What do you think? Do you have any opinions on my proposal? Or do you have any other ideas?"

Hikigaya Hachiman and Numizu Kazuhiko looked at each other and immediately shook their heads vigorously.

It's good to torture others, but don't let the situation escalate into a situation where you have to perform the show yourself. That would be terrible.

Yana saw that Anna and Miura Yumiko were unlikely to have any objections. One of them was planning to manipulate the situation behind the scenes to make her "good friend" be tortured, while the other was happy to have some melon to eat, so of course she would not miss such an opportunity.

140

Chapter 140: Yamada Ryo’s midnight call.

At night, Songzhi Zi was lying at home bored and browsing his phone.

A ringtone suddenly rang, and I glanced subconsciously, and it turned out to be a call from Yamada Ryo.

Hey, why are you calling so late at night? Is there something urgent?

Azusa Matsueda answered the phone.

Unexpectedly, it was a video call. Soon, Yamada Ryo's expressionless but somehow slightly resentful face appeared on the screen.

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"

After a moment of silence, Matsueda Azusa asked in confusion, "Why is Liang Xianbei silent?"

"Matsueda...did you forget something?"

Yamada Ryo asked back in a gloomy tone.

Songzhi Zi scratched his cheek and answered confidently: "Oh, I wrote a song for you? I haven't forgotten, I just haven't started writing it yet. I just don't have any inspiration."

Yamada Ryo looked unconvinced: "How could a guy like you who writes new songs so easily in a second have no inspiration? Are you kidding me..."

"Inspiration only comes when you're experiencing huge emotional fluctuations. You know what the situation was like at the time, so that's why you get inspiration."

Matsueda Azusa reflected for a moment, "But I've actually been quite happy recently. However, this dull daily life really doesn't inspire any inspiration."

It is true. When the band and other members were having a blast, new songs popped out of Matsueda Azusa's mind one after another. But these past few days have been dull, and when I feel happy, I can't write any songs.

"What? You left us to have some fun?"

Yamada Ryo's face instantly leaned closer to the screen. Due to the screen's curve and the fact that things appear larger near and smaller far away, his eyes appeared larger than the other. "No wonder you haven't contacted us in all this time. It turns out you've completely forgotten about us old friends! Was it that yellow-haired guy who took you away that day?"

Hey, don't say it, in a sense, it's true. Lately, Matsueda Azusa has been really involved with Miura Yumiko, the civet cat who is always looking for melons everywhere.

"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

Matsueda Azusa said frankly: "I've been focusing on school matters recently, so I haven't contacted you... Hey, wait..."

As he spoke, he suddenly touched his chin, a thoughtful look on his face. "But when it comes down to it, are I really familiar with the members of your band? It doesn't seem like we're the kind of close friends who would text and chat every day..."

Actually, if you think about it, Matsueda Azusa and Ijichi Nijika haven't met each other many times. Although Goto Ichiri is relatively familiar, it's more like a blogger I like, more like an online friend. The person I interact with the most is Yamada Ryo, but if you think about it, I haven't met him many times. Now it seems more like a creditor and debtor relationship? Matsueda Azusa still owes Yamada Ryo a song, and Yamada Ryo owes Matsueda Azusa money for defrauding her (?)

"What a rubbish statement!"

Yamada Ryo was shocked. She had never imagined there was someone even more despicable than her: "Who was that person who tearfully said to me that day, 'Ryo-senpai, please let me forget all this'?"

"There's no crying or sobbing!"

Matsueda Azusa couldn't help but complain, but after thinking about it, she changed the subject to a more serious tone: "But I'm really grateful for what happened that day. Otherwise, it would have been too frustrating if it had ended like that."

"That's pretty much it..."

Yamada Ryo rested his chin on one hand. "Come to think of it... Matsueda, are you still in a band? Did you form a new band, or join another one?"

"We formed a new band."

Matsueda Azusa waved his hand and said, "It's just for fun, just hanging out with classmates and teachers at school. I'm not planning on doing a live show or anything like that."

"Are you forming a band with that yellow-haired guy who was with you at the time?!"

Yamada Ryo instantly sensed something was wrong. If that were the case, they wouldn't even be a band, they'd be a love nest! Was he going to be beaten again? Damn it, the Bull Warrior wouldn't be defeated by the same trick twice!

"? What are you thinking? Of course not. Why are you so malicious towards that guy?"

Matsueda Azusa blinked in confusion: "Could it be because her yellow-haired nature is the same as Ijichi's?"