The goal of life is to break up all couples

Shaoyan Lemon looked as if he had suddenly realized something, as if he was relieved, and scratched his head with a silly smile.

"Shaoyan-san, this isn't the time to be giggling."

Matsueda Azusa shook the anonymous letter and said, "Rather than asking who the whistleblower is, why don't you first explain to us your relationship with Ayano Mitsuki?"

Hearing Matsueda Azusa's question, Shaoyan Lemon straightened her back immediately, her wheat-colored face became noticeably red, and she answered hesitantly: "Eh? Well, that... We are just friends - no, no, it's not that ordinary - we are childhood sweethearts... But, I never said that I like Mitsuki... It depends on what Mitsuki thinks. If he likes me too... then it's not impossible..."

Pass.

Sure enough, it was almost the same as Matsueda Azusa's initial impression of them. Although Shaoyan Lemon did have a good impression of Ayano Mitsuki, judging from Shaoyan Lemon's current look of judging her as a loser at a glance, unless one of the two suddenly had his Ren and Du meridians opened up, it was basically impossible for them to have a relationship.

"that……"

Seeing that Matsueda Azusa didn't respond, Shaoyan Lemon seemed to remember something and asked, "Matsueda-san, have you... have you looked for Mitsuki? You didn't give him any trouble, did you? How did he respond?"

When he heard these words... besides worry, there was more of a tone of anticipation.

Despite facing the scrutiny of Matsueda Azusa and others, Shaoyan Lemon did not rush to explain that nothing had happened. Instead, she used her actions to confirm that she really liked Ayano Mitsuki.

Who gave her the courage?

Matsueda Azusa was about to say something when Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly raised his phone and said to Matsueda Azusa, "Hey, Minister, there's a call from Wenshui."

"Oh?"

Songzhi Zi raised an eyebrow, "What a coincidence. Then pick up the phone and listen."

As Hikigaya Hachiman answered the call and turned on the speakerphone, soon there was a somewhat noisy sound coming from the other end, but it sounded like they hadn't noticed that the call was connected.

"Hey, Wenshui, why do you have to call? Wouldn't it be faster and more convenient to just send a message?"

"Ah... Honestly, I'm not very good at using Line... I'm not good at texting or anything like that, which requires a lot of keystrokes. Plus... I always feel like texting is too unclear, so it's better to just speak."

"But this is a study room! It's rude to make a phone call here!"

"You're the loudest here, aren't you? See you in Yana! Ah! Sorry everyone, we're so sorry to bother you. We'll be out right away..."

After a flurry of activity, the sound of a door closing was followed by the voice of Wen Shui and Yan Yan from the other side: "Ah, the call is connected! Moshi Moshi? Can you hear me?"

Hikigaya Hachiman replied, "No problem, I can hear you clearly."

Songzhi Zi came over and asked: "How's the situation over there? It sounds like they've found the target of the mission."

"Ah, yes. Since there's no tutoring today, I thought Ayano-san might be in the study room... and when I looked for him, I found him there."

On the phone came the voice of Onmizu Kazuhiko's reply, and Yanami Kyoko's reply: "And, Asagumo is here too, studying with Ayano-san."

Because it was spoken out loud, Shaoyan Lemon also heard this. Her expression, which had originally seemed a little shy and expectant, gradually changed, and she hurried over.

"Very good, it seems that luck is on our side today, and things are going very smoothly!"

Matsueda Azusa nodded with satisfaction: "Have you told Ayano Mitsuki about this? How did he respond?"

"Um……"

Numizu Kazuhiko hesitated for a moment, while Yana and Kyoko rushed to speak, "Asakumo-san was sitting next to Ayano-san just now. Ayano-san was so embarrassed when she heard the news! She was so scared that she immediately started explaining to Asakumo-san."

"Indeed it is……"

Onmizu Kazuhiko added: "Ayano-san said that this report is complete nonsense and fabricated. He and Shaoyan Lemon-san are innocent and are not dating."

"This girl has always been popular with boys. Someone like me is not worthy of her."

Yanajian Kyona imitated Ayano Mitsuki's tone and said, "That's what Ayano-san said. But right after she said it, Asagumo-san complained about it—after all, saying something like that in front of your girlfriend is really not understanding the mood. Isn't it like implying that Asagumo-san is unpopular, so she's with him?"

“…Huh…? Huh?”

Shaoyan Lemon patted his ears in confusion. "Did I hear it wrong? Or am I hallucinating? What I mean is, Guangxi... does he already have a girlfriend?"

Matsueda Azusa ignored the shattered Shaoyan Lemon and rubbed his chin as he replied, "That means... the target we really need to attack has been identified, right? And they admitted it themselves—Ayano Mitsuki and Asagumo Chihaya personally admitted that they are a couple, right?"

77

Chapter 77 Is she really a genius?

"Indeed."

Onmizu Kazuhiko confirmed Matsueda Azusa's conclusion, "That's exactly what they said."

Hikigaya Hachiman, standing nearby, was shocked by what he heard and couldn't help but express his confusion: "Wait... So, they're actually admitting they're a couple even though they knew they were being investigated by the Improper Relationship Inspection Department?! Haven't they heard of the Minister's... uh, I mean, reputation?"

Hikigaya thinks these two crazy couples are crazy. If they want to have a relationship, why don't they just do it quietly? Do they think their lives are too perfect? ​​They actually want to challenge Matsueda Azusa?

Matsueda Azusa frowned upon hearing this, rubbed his chin, and nodded, "Hikigaya is right. They actually pretended I didn't exist? This is a blatant provocation! I can't stand it anymore. Put a stop to them all!"

Yana saw Kyona quickly answering from the other end of the line, "Hikigaya-san, you probably don't know that. Even if they're being questioned by our club, if their girlfriend is sitting right next to them, anyone asked if they're in a relationship with another girl will vehemently deny it with all their might. And to appease their real girlfriend, they'll announce it to prove their loyalty! Otherwise, wouldn't that be disastrous?"

Miura Yumiko agreed with this, commenting pointedly, "After all, being targeted by our club means breaking up due to interference. And if you don't explain yourself properly... you'll end up breaking up right there and then and be labeled a scumbag. Normally, you'd choose to explain to your girlfriend right then and there... Well, then again, I think they underestimated Matsueda Azusa's malice and aggressiveness... Rather than being targeted by him, I'd rather break up right there and then than mess with him."

Hearing Miura Yumiko's heartfelt praise, Matsueda Azusa scratched his head embarrassedly: "Haha, Zundu? You don't have to praise me like that. I'm not as good as you say."

"I'm not praising you..."

Yumiko Miura held her forehead with her hand.

Seeing the smug look on the face of this villain Songzhi Zi, I really want to give him a hard butt on the head.

Hikigaya Hachiman asked: "So where are we now...?"

"Tell Wenshui and the others, we'll go find them right away."

Songzhi Zi rubbed his hands together and said: "Since it has jumped right in front of us, we can't let people look down on it!"

“Eh…? Eh?”

Having finally recovered from her shock, Shaoyan Lemon looked at the three people from the Supervisory Department in bewilderment, but she still asked again, "Guangxi... is he really, really dating another girl?"

Alas, are you still refusing to accept reality? A turtle like Yanami has reappeared. What happened to Sobu High School? It's become a gathering place for turtles!

Upon hearing this, Songzhi Zi glanced at Shaoyan Lemon and pronounced the cold truth: "Really? Not only did he admit it himself, he's even with her now. If you don't believe me, why don't we go find her together and ask her for clarification?"

Shaoyan Lemon looked at Matsueda Azusa's very natural expression, which didn't seem to be deceiving at all, and finally accepted this reality. For a moment, he felt a little dizzy. "Strange... So Mitsuki already... already has a girlfriend? Ha... haha... what on earth have I been doing all this time..."

Songzhi Zi raised his eyebrows as if he had discovered something, and asked with interest: "Oh? Then what did you do?"

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Matsueda Azusa with a hint of horror. He actually asked such a question, mercilessly pursuing and attacking a girl who had just broken up with her lover. This guy, Buchou, had completely lost his humanity! The Demon King had no mercy!

"Eh? I..."

Shaoyan Lemon was startled by Matsueda Azusa's sudden question and panicked for a moment: "I... I didn't..."

Matsueda Azusa smiled and lowered her voice to avoid being overheard by those around her. "Actually... you were the one who sent that anonymous letter, right?"

Although I can't be 100% sure, it won't be a waste of effort to trick her.

After all, the smell of the antiperspirant spray itself made her somewhat suspicious. Besides, being able to disappear down the hallway in such a short time between knocking on the door and Matsueda Azusa opening it was something that, by comparison, burning salt and lemon would be much easier to accomplish.

Shaoyan Lemon's pupils suddenly shrank, and he opened his mouth wide, staring at Songzhi Zi in amazement, and blurted out subconsciously: "You...how did you..."

Well, it was figured out in one go.

Originally, in Matsueda Azusa's mind, Chihaya Asagumo was more suspicious, but Burnt Salt Lemon was always dancing on the edge of being exposed, and it was impossible not to notice it.

When they saw them coming to the playground, Shaoyan Lemon blurted out "So fast", which made Songzhi Zi very suspicious, and he kept letting things slip afterwards.

Alas, burnt salt lemon is beautiful, but really stupid.

When these words came out, Hikigaya Hachiman and Miura Yumiko were shocked. Although it was Miura Yumiko who first suggested that it might be the work of Shaoyan Lemon, and Hikigaya Hachiman also noticed the strangeness in Shaoyan Lemon's words like Matsueda Azusa, they actually didn't think the truth would be like this.

Maybe it’s because the silly appearance of burnt salt lemon is too deceptive.

But to be honest, it's hard to say that someone is smart if they can do something like this.

Reporting himself? And reporting him to Matsueda Azusa... What kind of brain would do such a thing?

"That's okay, come on, come with us."

Songzhi Zi waved towards Shaoyan Lemon.

Shaoyan Lemon was frightened by the devilish Matsueda Azusa and took a step back, subconsciously putting his hands in front of his chest vigilantly.

Seeing this, Songzhi Zi snorted and laughed: "Why, it's rare that I'm kind enough to protect your face, but you're not happy? You really want me to announce in public that you reported yourself and spread obscene rumors about other boys with girlfriends? Do you have any weird habits? If so, I don't mind satisfying your strange needs."

"No...no!"

Shaoyan Lemon hurriedly waved her hands and explained: "I... I didn't know that Guangxi was dating other girls before... Otherwise, I would never do such a thing..."

"Of course I see that. Otherwise, why do you think I'm so kind and haven't directly exposed the fact that you're the mastermind? I'm just giving you some face because you're innocent."

Matsueda Azusa waved his hand: "Let's go, you have nowhere to escape. Come with us to find Ayano Mitsuki. As another party involved, he also has the right to know the truth of this matter."

Under the coercion and inducement of Matsueda Azusa, Shaoyan Lemon did not dare to disobey. He left the playground dejectedly with Matsueda Azusa and others. He looked like a prisoner being released from custody, very pitiful.

The students on the playground who were unaware of the situation began to talk about it, and the bad reputation of the Supervision Department for Improper Relationships between Men and Women spread again.

Alas, the Supervisory Department is terrifying.

But Matsueda Azusa never cared. Rather, the more terrifying the reputation of the Supervisory Department at Sobu High School became, the happier he was. This way, it would be more intimidating.

Walking towards the school building, they soon left the sight of the students on the playground.

Seeing that there were few people around, Miura Yumiko finally couldn't help but ask Shaoshio Lemon, "Shaoshio-san...so why did you do this? Reporting to us that you and Ayano-san had an impure relationship wouldn't do you any good no matter how you look at it."

Shaoyan Lemon lowered her head and explained in a low voice, "I didn't know before... that Guangxi was already dating other girls. And... recently, when I invited Guangxi to have dessert or go out to play, he always made excuses, saying that he had something to do or had to go to cram school. So I felt a little panicked... I felt like I was about to lose something."

"I'm a little worried that maybe Mitsuki has a problem with me because of something. But I can't figure out what it is... I actually wanted to tell Mitsuki that I like him, but I hesitated for a long time and couldn't open my mouth."

"Finally, I really had no choice. I happened to hear other classmates talking about the recent discussion at school about the Intimate Relationship Inspection Committee, so I was thinking... since I can't talk to Mitsuki directly, if the members of the Inspection Committee confirmed that there might be a relationship between Mitsuki and me, would he understand my feelings?"

Shaoyan Lemon said dejectedly, "So I spent a long time, finally learning the tutorial online to make this anonymous letter... I didn't expect it was just my own wishful thinking... Woohoo..."

Azusa Matsueda, Hachiman Hikigaya, and Yumiko Miura were all shocked and stared at the roasted salt lemon in amazement.

What kind of magical brain circuit is this?

The Ministry of Supervision's obstruction of an impure relationship between a man and a woman has become evidence of their sexual relationship?!

Although it sounds very strange at first, it does make sense when you think about it carefully. Could this be the legendary proof by contradiction?

That's right, it's because of the existence of impure relationships between men and women that the Supervisory Department will be in charge of it, so naturally, those who are under its control include relationships between men and women...

I got the certificate successfully!

Is burning salt and lemon really genius?!

Miura Yumiko couldn't help but patted Matsuda Azusa's shoulder and said, "It seems that the functions of our club have been developed for strange purposes... Isn't it time for you to reflect on this, Captain?"

"No, this isn't my problem at all, right?!"

Matsueda Azusa was speechless: "What kind of genius can come up with such a crazy idea? Are you the legendary King of Sobu's High Ideas?!"

78

Chapter 78 Who is the mastermind behind this?

"Oh! That's right..."

Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly seemed to remember something when he heard this, and took out his phone to search for it: "I feel like I've seen this statement somewhere..."

Matsueda Azusa looked at Hikigaya Hachiman in confusion.

Within two seconds, Hikigaya Hachiman showed his phone screen to Matsueda Azusa. "Indeed, it sounds so familiar. I saw this statement on the Sobu High School forum before."

After hearing what Hikigaya Hachiman said, Matsueda Azusa and Miura Yumiko couldn't help but come over to check.

As Hikigaya mentioned, there's actually a post on the Sobu High School forum that offers similar arguments to what Shaoyan Lemon just mentioned. It even goes a step further:

Not only can students who are afraid to confess their feelings in person express their feelings to their crush by having the Improper Dating Inspection Department publicly block them, but even couples who are already in a relationship can use the Improper Dating Inspection Department to test their feelings for each other.

[Based on existing real-world cases, the Supervisory Department has never resorted to such despicable tactics as "telling tales to parents or teachers." Instead, they have always exploited existing problems among the separated students to achieve their goals.]

According to reliable gossip, two high school students, Shintaro Tamaki and Koto Tsukinoki, were discovered by the Supervisory Department to be having an affair with Shintaro Tamaki, while also having an ambiguous relationship with a junior from the same club. The Supervisory Department caught on to this and exposed the scumbag.

[It can be seen that if a man or woman is cheating on their partner, they will have nowhere to hide under the strict scrutiny of the Supervisory Department. However, even if a couple who truly loves each other comes under the scrutiny of the Supervisory Department, without interference from their families or schools, it will be difficult for the Supervisory Department to take actions that are truly detrimental to the relationship. Therefore, the Supervisory Department is not only not the enemy of campus couples, but also the protector of pure love and the ultimate nemesis of scumbag men and women.]

Therefore, couples who are confident in themselves and their partners should use the Monitoring Department to prove their sincerity. Couples who are suspicious of their partner should also use the Monitoring Department to investigate whether there are any real problems, so as to avoid getting further involved and to stop losses in time.

Seeing this, Matsueda Azusa and Miura Yumiko couldn't hold it anymore and stared wide-eyed in blankness.

Miura Yumiko suddenly turned her head to look at Matsueda Azusa, and said in disbelief, "This thing couldn't be a trolling post you posted?! How could you make such a crazy statement? Are they crazy, or am I?"

"Oh my god, I wish I had actually posted this. This, this, this... this is so well said!"

Songzhi Zi slapped his thigh vigorously: "Oh, why didn't I think of this? Great minds think alike! Who posted this? I want to kiss his teeth hard!"