The goal of life is to break up all couples

"I was just talking nonsense, do you really think so?"

Miura Yumiko didn't expect Matsueda Azusa to actually believe it, and couldn't help but say, "What kind of person would do such an abstract thing when it comes to love? Are they in love or are they engaging in a spy war?"

Hikigaya Hachiman felt a deep fear just hearing about this complicated situation. But then he thought about it and realized that no one liked him, so he would never encounter such a thing.

That's fine.

I felt relieved, but why did I start crying inside?

"But if it was a letter from Asagumo-san... then why would she do that?"

Yana saw that Kyoko was even more confused: "According to what you said, wouldn't she still be hurt by doing this?"

Matsueda Azusa made a "8" with her right hand and said, chin in hand, "Maybe... we predicted her prediction, and she predicted that we predicted her prediction."

Yana saw that Xingcai was dizzy and said: "I still don't understand why you do this..."

Miura Yumiko suggested: "Why are we just guessing here? Aren't there surveillance cameras in the corridor? Why don't we check the surveillance and see who did it?"

Songzhi Zi was surprised: "Uh, you have so much power? You can adjust the school's surveillance at will? Do you have some background that I don't know about?"

"Normally, it can't be adjusted?"

Hearing Matsueda Azusa's question, Miura Yumiko was a little confused. She had never encountered such a thing before.

"Of course, unless you've done something seriously against school rules, or you've lost something valuable."

Matsueda Azusa spread his hands and said, "Or maybe you're Yukinoshita Yukino. You can handle these situations."

After saying that, he thought for a moment: "Forget it, it doesn't matter who is behind this. It's pointless to dwell on it. If they want to use us as knives, then we will be. Since she reported it, then we will take action. Demolishing one is demolishing, demolishing two is demolishing, there is no difference."

Wen Shui He Yan couldn't help but wipe the sweat off the three men's face. They could have provoked anyone else, but they had to provoke the evil spirit of Matsueda Azusa... He didn't care who benefited from demolishing him, he would attack anyone who got in his way. Even passing dogs would get slapped twice by him.

At this moment, Yanami Kyouna remembered something: "Hey, so... our next club activities will revolve around Shaoshio and the others, right? Then we won't care about Kusuke and Hanako anymore?"

"Why, Yana, are you disappointed to see the corporal?"

Songzhi Zi turned to look at her: "Didn't you say before that this matter was over? If you insist on continuing..."

"No, no, no! I, I'm just asking! It's better not to continue..."

Yana was shocked to see Xingcai and hurriedly waved her hands to indicate that she didn't need it.

"Just trying to scare you."

Matsueda Azusa looked at her and raised an eyebrow. "Even if you say you want to continue to tear them down, to be honest, there's no particularly good opportunity to do so now. Kuda Kusuke has already made it clear that he won't be with you, and Himemiya Karen is even more love-minded. She's a ruthless person who would give up going abroad for Kuda Kusuke..."

"These two are in the midst of a passionate love affair right now. Dopamine and the love brain are automatically helping them to overcome all obstacles and setbacks. There's no chance to take action now. If you really want to, you'll have to wait until this passion has passed..."

Matsueda Azusa thought for a moment: "If they're truly not suitable for each other, after the passion of love wears off, all sorts of problems will crop up one after another like mushrooms after rain. By then, perhaps you won't even need to intervene; they'll break up on their own."

"But if they really like each other and it's a good match... then you'd better give up on this idea as soon as possible to avoid wasting too much time and energy on useless things. Besides, if that's the case, then I won't be able to demolish it."

75

Chapter 75 Fake News!

"Okay! Without further ado, let's get started now!"

Matsueda Azusa is ready to go.

Hikigaya Hachiman, who was about to run away with his bag, paused and looked at Matsueda Azusa in surprise: "Eh...? Boss, don't you have to take care of the band stuff after school today?"

According to previous practice, after Matsueda Azusa finished discussing the "battle plan", he would basically rush to his band, so the other members were relieved and could go home directly.

Hikigaya Hachiman had already developed a habit of escaping quickly. Who would have thought that Matsueda Azusa would stay and continue the "club activities" today?

Songzhi Zi said righteously: "Playing in the band is my personal matter, and club activities are the most important things for our club. How can I let personal matters override public ones? We must resolutely put an end to this unhealthy trend and put the club and students first."

Hikigaya Hachiman and Numizu Kazuhiko opened their mouths in confusion.

Minister, what are you talking about, Minister?

Miura Yumiko translated for Matsueda Azusa: "What he meant was that he's quitting the band and can focus on the club wholeheartedly during this period."

At this point, she seemed to notice something was wrong and frowned: "Wait... so you guys usually disband at this time?"

Hikigaya Hachiman was a little surprised. Although he had just heard the minister say that yesterday's performance did not go well, he did not expect it to be to this extent.

Having accidentally asked such an embarrassing question, it was best to avoid this topic as much as possible. Just then, Miura Yumiko asked another question, and Hikigaya Hachiman quickly replied, "Yes...yes. After all, the club activities are over."

"Wasn't that like there were no club activities at all before then?!"

Miura Yumiko couldn't help but complain, glancing at the clock on the wall. "How long has it been? There's not even enough time for a tea party...Are you guys really not here to scam me for funding?"

"I didn't expect that the newly joined fourth king, General Miura, would be so interested in our club activities. It's really touching."

Songzhi Zi wiped away her tears with a false smile. "It's okay. From now on, these days of only operational meetings will be gone forever. We must continue to carry out our operations! And by the way... uh, the student union doesn't approve funding for our club."

"what……"

Hikigaya Hachiman scratched the back of his head, took out his phone and typed a text message: "Then I have to tell Komachi first."

Upon hearing this, Wen Shui and Yan quickly took out their phones and said, "That's right. I have to report this to Jia Shu as well."

Songzhi Zi pointed at the two people and said: "Look at you two sisters who are strict with you!"

Miura Yumiko was still struggling with the previous question: "Wait a minute—the Student Council won't approve funding for you? Why? Even the Discipline Committee members have funding from the school."

Songzhi Zi confidently spread his hands and said, "Because the discipline committee is established by the school, the school provides funding. We were specially approved by the student union and don't fall into the category of ordinary clubs. In order to quickly pass the review and eliminate any objections, they simply cut out the funding column."

Miura Yumiko frowned: "Then our next club activity..."

Hikigaya Hachiman weakly raised his hand and said, "Do our club activities really need to spend money?..."

Yanai saw Xingcai very consciously pointing to the snack bags on the table in front of her: "I brought these myself, not bought with club funds."

Matsueda Azusa added, "If you really need to spend money, I'm here. I have money."

Miura Yumiko was speechless. After thinking about it, it was really true. What kind of funds could such a crappy club use? Medical expenses for healing after being beaten by other students?

As he spoke, Matsueda Azusa pushed the door open and said, "Then let's interview the parties involved first... Come on, Captain Wenshui, now's your turn. Where are Ayano Mitsuki and Shaoyan Lemon usually at this time?"

Fusui Kazuhiko hurriedly typed a report to Fusui Yoshiki, taking a photo of the scene and sending it to prove that it was real and not a lie. Then he replied, "As for Ayano-san... maybe she's with Asagumo-san? At this time, she might have already left school. But Shoushio-san is on the track and field team, so she's probably training on the playground right now."

"Is that so... Well, it wouldn't look good if so many of us rushed to the playground to block people."

Matsueda Azusa thought for a moment and made a decision: "Then let's split up. Captain Wenshui, you lead one team to look for Mitsuki Ayano. If you can't find her at school, contact her via text message and ask for a general idea of ​​the situation so she can have a better idea of ​​the situation."

"On the other hand, follow me to the playground to arrest them... I mean, interview Shaoyan Lemon. Anyway, let's first combine their reactions to see what they really think about this matter and whether there's any possibility of an impure relationship between a man and a woman. Once we've made a judgment, we'll proceed with the next step."

Everyone agreed with this. Although Onmizu Kazuhiko looked a little worried, he ultimately didn't object. After quickly assigning the number of people, everyone began to act separately.

Azusa Matsueda rushed to the playground with Hachiman Hikigaya and Yumiko Miura.

Just as Wen Shui and Yan Yan said, the track and field team was training on the track at this time.

A wheat-colored figure rushed to the front. The short-haired girl was exactly the target that Matsueda Azusa and others were looking for, Burnt Salt Lemon.

However, compared to her, it was Matsueda Azusa and his group who appeared on the playground who were more eye-catching.

After all, a person's reputation is like a tree's shadow. In today's Sobu High School, wherever Matsueda Azusa appears is a matter of note.

Especially at this time of year, Matsueda Azusa would have left school long ago, but now he is here, contrary to his usual behavior. It is obvious that he has some big news to share.

For a moment, all the clubs carrying out activities in the surrounding area quietly cast their eyes towards this side.

The members of the track and field team who were approached by Matsueda Azusa were obviously sweating profusely.

They didn't dare neglect them. A senior who looked like the team leader hurried over and asked cautiously, "Um... Junior Songzhi, what are you planning to do here...? No, no, no, we don't have any other intentions. We just thought... maybe we could provide you with some assistance. Yes, we can help."

Alas, Azusa Matsueda, the dark emperor of Sobu.

Matsueda Azusa waved her hand in a very approachable manner. "It's nothing serious, no need to be so nervous. I just received some news, so I came to see Shaoyan Lemon from your track and field team."

The senior student was horrified upon hearing this and subconsciously defended herself, "Fake news! It's absolutely fake news! Junior Songzhi, don't believe those rumors. Our Shaoyan Lemon is a very well-behaved junior student who strictly abides by campus rules. She would never have any sexual relations with anyone else!"

"Zundu?"

Songzhi Zi spread his hands and said: "Where is the evidence? Since you promised so much, then prove it."

The senior student was speechless for a moment: "Then...then Junior Songzhi, you don't have any evidence..."

"So we are here to find evidence."

Songzhi Zi acted very reasonable and said with reason, "Look, I didn't do anything to Shaoyan right away, did I? I just came to understand the situation. After all, since someone has reported it to us, I can't just turn a blind eye, right? Don't you think so? Our department always does things according to the rules and logic."

Miura Yumiko was shocked when she saw this: "You're so reasonable? I thought you would just rush over, pull the person out, torture him, and extract a confession."

"What kind of illegal organization do you think our society is?"

Matsueda Azusa complained, "We're a formal department specially approved by the Student Union, so of course we have to follow the rules. As for attacking you earlier, that wasn't a department activity; it was purely my personal behavior."

Miura Yumiko's veins popped out: "Then you really do have a clear distinction between public and private life!"

The senior from the track and field club finally grasped the point: "Wait... Junior Songeda, are you saying that someone reported you?!"

"Indeed."

Matsueda Azusa nodded seriously.

"Who the hell is that..."

The senior student cursed angrily, but luckily she reacted quickly and coughed, "I mean, who on earth would do such a thing?"

“It was an anonymous report.”

Matsueda Azusa replied: "However, based on our preliminary inference... the whistleblower is likely a member of a sports club."

76

Chapter 76: Exposed love affair.

"what?!"

The senior from the track and field club was surprised: "Matsueda-san, I didn't mean to question you...how did you come up with that?"

Songzhi Zi glanced at Shaoyan Lemon, who had finished the whole run and was walking back quickly, and said, "Let's explain it together when I come over, so as not to waste time."

The senior student thought about it and felt that what Matsueda Azusa said was right, so she immediately waved to Shaoyan Lemon to signal her to come over.

Shaoyan Lemon came trotting over and saw the three people from the Department of Supervision of Impure Male and Female Relationships. He subconsciously exclaimed in surprise, "So soon?"

The senior student looked at Shaoyan Lemon in confusion: "What's so fast?"

Shaoyan Lemon was startled and quickly waved his hands to explain: "No...nothing? Senior sister, you must have heard me wrong. I mean...I ran pretty fast this time."

"That's it..."

The senior student nodded doubtfully, but didn't dwell on it. "You're indeed running pretty fast, but don't get too cocky... Oh, and a few of my classmates are here to see you."

She hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Shaoyan, have you offended any classmates recently? They actually deliberately reported you to the Supervisory Department... It's better to be more careful in normal times."

"Should...shouldn't there be any?"

Shaoyan Lemon looked very nervous and looked at Songzhi Zi cautiously: "Um...um, may I ask...what's going on with someone reporting me?"

Matsueda Azusa touched his chin.

I always feel that the reaction of burning salt and lemon is a bit strange.

Moreover, she didn't seem as surprised as Matsueda Azusa thought when someone reported her for having an affair with someone else. Instead, she seemed to have expected it.

Matsueda Azusa glanced back at Hikigaya Hachiman.

Hikigaya Hachiman nodded at him knowingly and pointed his index finger lightly at his mouth.

Sure enough, Hikigaya also felt that there was something wrong with what Yakiyomi Lemon said subconsciously after seeing them just now.

Miura Yumiko crossed her arms and frowned: "What's going on? It feels like I'm the only one being excluded."

Matsueda Azusa ignored Miura Yumiko and instead reached out to pull out the anonymous letter, showing it to Shaoyan Lemon. "Shaoyan, please read this. Today, during our department's regular meeting, someone slipped an anonymous letter under the door into our classroom, reporting that you and Ayano Mitsuki were having an affair. So, we came to you specifically to inquire about the situation."

The senior student nearby examined this letter, which could be considered a preview of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, and couldn't help but ask, "How do you know it was likely written by a member of our sports club?"

Hearing the senior's question, a trace of panic flashed across Shaoyan Lemon's face: "Eh, eh?! How can it be from the hands of a member of the sports club?"

Matsueda Azusa answered readily, "The smell. Because the anonymous letter smelled of antiperspirant spray. This antiperspirant spray is used the most in our school, and the people who make the most impression are probably the members of the sports clubs. Of course, we can't rule out the possibility that it was someone else, but the probability is obviously higher."

Upon hearing this, Burnt Salt Lemon subconsciously raised his hand and sniffed: "Is there... a strong smell? Why can't I smell it?"

Seeing Shaoyan Lemon's subconscious actions, even Miura Yumiko felt something was wrong. She looked at Shaoyan Lemon in surprise, but still explained for her: "Because you are all here together now, the air around you is filled with this smell. Shaoyan, you are used to it, so of course you can't detect it."

"Oh...oh! I see, that's true."