Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

"Sister Snake, look, Canned Food doesn't even recognize you anymore, and it's become very irritable and aggressive."

Dr. Möbius's deep green vertical pupils observed carefully, as if she had thought of something.

Although [Canned Food] was born from Padophilia's spirit for some reason after Padophilia became a Fusion Warrior, it also possesses feline instincts.

“Pado, I think I understand why the [canned food] turned out this way.”

As expected of Dr. Möbius... he understood so quickly.

Due to some kind of teleportation error by Ellie, I've strangely ended up possessing a can.

Xia Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

With Dr. Mebius's help, he should be able to turn back soon.

But Dr. Mebius's next words plunged Xia Yuan into an endless abyss of no return.

My heart was ice-cold, but the floor was scalding hot.

"It's probably because [Canned Food] is in its breeding season and has become restless. We'll have it spayed later and it'll be fine."

"Meow!"

[Möbius, you completely misunderstand!]

Xia Yuan covered his most important companion and shrank back into the corner.

"Sister Snake, the canned food seems to be reacting more violently..."

"It's okay, after [Canned Food] has its surgery, it will become even more docile than you, Little Paddo. Now, help me catch it and tie it to the lab table~"

Padofelis slowly approached the corner where Xia Yuan was.

"Canned food, be good~ After Sister Snake finishes your surgery, you'll be back to normal."

"Meow!!!"

[Pado, I'm warning you, don't come any closer!]

I'm super fierce!

[Mebius is lying to you!]

[Invincible Cat Punch!]

Although Xia Yuan tried very hard to resist and struggled constantly.

But after a series of arduous struggles, he was eventually captured by Padofelis.

Xia Yuan was tied to the experimental table.

"Little kitty, don't be afraid, it'll be over in a second~"

As Möbius drew closer and closer, a hint of despair and gloom appeared in Xia Yuan's eyes.

"Meow!"

【Ellie, help! Is the typewriter fixed yet?!】

Hurry up and turn me back into my original kitten form.

[Xia Yuan, don't rush me. Ai Li is doing her best to fix the typewriter...]

[Quickly turn Xia Yuan back!]

[Quickly turn Xia Yuan back!]

Ellie sped up the process of repairing the typewriter, but Dr. Mebius's experiment had already begun.

Surgical treatment for kittens

Attending Physician: Dr. Möbius

[Assistant: Padofelis]

Xia Yuan felt his entire body go numb...

Her desperate little eyes revealed a hint of grievance and innocence.

"Meow~ (Airi!)"

After the fairy Ellie used her magic wand to physically repair the [Paradise Magic Typewriter] nearly a hundred times, the severely damaged typewriter finally started working normally again.

Data recovery in progress...

But Möbius's experiment had already ended.

[Achievement Obtained: A Touch of Melancholy]

Xia Yuan had returned to his original form and was leaning against a spot he himself didn't recognize.

Perhaps they saw through everything in their deep brown eyes.

He gained insight into life.

Thankfully... my most important friend is still here, but I wonder how the [canned food] is doing now.

A portal appeared beside Xia Yuan.

Fairy Airi flew out of the portal, looking at Xia Yuan somewhat shyly.

"Xia Yuan, I'm so sorry. Ai Li didn't mean it. I'll definitely fix the typewriter properly and try my best not to break down next time. As for the canned food, I've already restored the data. The canned food will just feel like it had a nightmare."

"Oh~"

Xia Yuan simply nodded calmly, his eyes showing no emotion.

"Cheer up, Xia Yuan!"

Looking at Xia Yuan's colorless eyes.

Fairy Airi suddenly realized something. Fortunately, she had prepared in advance. She had saved some of Xia Yuan's data in [Honkai Adventure], and now it could come in handy.

Chapter Sixty-Two: The Wheel of Fortune Spins to a Thousand Calamities!

Data recovery in progress...

A glint of light gradually appeared in Xia Yuan's deep brown pupils.

Hmm....

I feel like I just had a really scary nightmare.

I dreamt that I was turned into a can of food and tied to an experimental table by Dr. Möbius. After that, I can't remember what happened...

Fairy Airi looked at Xia Yuan, who had regained his spirits, with a caring gaze.

"Xia Yuan, that's great! You look very energetic now!"

Now that we've arrived at the Paradise of the Past, let's officially begin our strategy. The first step is to greet everyone in the Paradise and get to know each other. So, who should we start with?

The fairy Ellie immediately had an idea.

A spinning wheel engraved with the names of all the heroes appeared before Xia Yuan.

"Xia Yuan, let's greet whoever we draw first, okay?"

When I saw the mischievous, devilish smile of the fairy Airi...

Xia Yuan had a feeling that something was amiss.

"Little Ellie, is this roulette wheel legitimate? You're not trying to scam me with a wheel that guarantees you'll spin the name of some hero, are you?"

"I didn't!"

"Aili would never do that! Just you wait and see, Xia Yuan!"

The fairy Airi was acting coquettishly.

Seemingly wanting to prove the wheel's legitimacy, the fairy Ellie spun it, and the pointer slowly came to rest on Gretsch's name.

"Wow, it's little Gretchen!"

However, out of caution, one should not be deceived by the fairy Ellie's outward appearance.

After all, I've been tricked by Xiao Aili so many times.

Numerous facts were telling Xia Yuan one thing.

The pinker the hair, the more ruthless the beating; pink-haired girls often signify greater danger.

Xia Yuan decided to spin the wheel himself.

"Please don't let it be Qian Jie, please don't let it be Qian Jie, please, please don't let it be Brother Jie..."

Xia Yuan watched the spinning wheel rapidly, silently praying in his heart.

But often, what you least want to happen is what happens. The pointer slowly passed [Sakura] and pointed to the name [Senju].

"Oh no!"

As the pointer of the spinning wheel landed on the name "Qian Jie," Xia Yuan's small hands trembled uncontrollably.

He hasn't accepted this fact yet, so how is he supposed to greet Qianjie?

Fairy Airi looked at the name that the roulette wheel had landed on.

"Wow, no wonder Xia Yuan is the luckiest! He drew Qian Jie, the most understanding one among the heroes!"

"No, no, that's not how it works, little Ellie. You must have set up some kind of mechanism in the roulette wheel so that it will point to Qianjie's name as soon as I turn it."

Xia Yuan held his head in his hands and muttered to himself...

"Where...where exactly is the headquarters?"

Xia Yuan kept searching through the spinning wheel.

"Xiao Xia Yuan, Ai Li would never do that. If we can really find the mechanism, we'll make Ai Li's tummy gain ten pounds!"

Just now~

Fairy Ellie had already quietly removed the magnet behind the turntable without Xia Yuan noticing.

What could the misdeeds of the fairy Ellie possibly have to do with the sleeping pink fairy?

But in order to prevent Xia Yuan from seeing through it.

The fairy Ellie waved her magic wand and pointed it at the spinning wheel, which turned into a cloud of white mist and disappeared into the air.

"Alright, Xia Yuan, you have to keep your word!"

To help you, Xia Yuan, better become friends with Qian Jie and everyone else, Ai Li has added a "Love Chip" to your "Newbie Tutorial." It combines data from ten of the most popular dating games on the market, allowing it to reflect the other person's status in real time and provide effective assistance.

Loading data chips...

[Chip reading complete.]

Hi~ lovely human, it's my pleasure to serve you in the last second before your heart flutters.

"Little Ellie... are you serious about this chip? Are you sure this isn't the last second before my heart stops beating?"

"How could that be? Little Xia Yuan, you're perfectly healthy, fair-skinned, and with all your little arms and legs intact, staying right next to the adorable fairy!"

Xia Yuan fell silent...

The fairy Ellie is on a one-way street to becoming a little devil.

Where did the once innocent and naive Ellie go?

He was truly afraid that one day he would fall asleep...

The fairy Ellie held a wood-chopping knife in her small hand, gazing excitedly at her sleeping face.

"Okay, little Ellie, tell me, how... how should I greet Qianjie? I need to have a plan or something, right?"

Fairy Airi blurted out without even thinking:

"Xiao Xia Yuan, it's simple. The friendships and feelings between boys aren't as complicated as those between us girls."

There seems to be an old saying that goes something like this~

Boys' friendships are often forged through fighting. As the saying goes, "No fight, no friendship." If Xia Yuan and Qian Jie were to have a fight, they might just become good friends!

Xia Yuan silently turned and left, indicating that he had disturbed him.

If I actually believed Little Ellie's nonsense, I would definitely be beaten into a pulp by Brother Jie and become someone you can't mess with!

Fairy Airi quickly grabbed Xia Yuan's trouser leg.