Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

"I wonder if Mei-neechan, who was taken home by Mr. Knight, is feeling any better. Let's go visit her with Xia Yuan-gege later. Right now, let's dilute Aunt Mebius's medicine as much as possible~"

Suddenly, Greta stopped what she was doing.

She seemed to have thought of a question:

"If it were placed in the bedroom, would Brother Xia Yuan really drink it?"

But this didn't stump little Gretsch, who, being hardworking and capable, began to unleash her boundless imagination.

soon........

A captivating fragrance is filling the entire bedroom.

"And that completes the incense arrangement made using Aunt Mebius's potion as an ingredient~"

Little Greta placed the incense she had made in various corners of the bedroom.

But little Gretchen seemed to have forgotten one thing: she was also affected by the incense while she was in the bedroom, and with each breath she took, she inhaled the gaseous potion into her body.

"Xiangxiang's bedroom~ Xiangxiang's Xia Yuan-gege, and little Gretchen hiding in the closet, Xia Yuan-gege, will you be able to find her? If you can't... little Gretchen will go to your bed to look for you late at night~"

Little Gretchen hummed a nursery rhyme she had made up on the spot, seemingly becoming somewhat excited under the influence of the potion.

She quietly slipped into the wardrobe, reached out her small hand, and gently closed it, leaving only a small crack to observe the bedroom. This way, the girl could simply wait quietly inside the wardrobe for her Xia Yuan brother to come to her.

The bedroom fell silent again, as if little Greta had never been in the room, except for the captivating fragrance that lingered in the air.

From that moment on, little Greta became the hunter, while the unsuspecting Xia Yuan became the girl's prey.

at the same time--

At this moment, Xia Yuan was holding Shi Bao, who was clinging to the typewriter, in his arms. He stood alone outside the main entrance of the hospital, patiently waiting for his boss, Bronya, to come and pick him up.

Watching the pedestrians and vehicles coming and going on the street, it seemed to be the rush hour, but he was able to take a vacation. There was nothing happier than this. He just wondered how many days Bronya would let him rest.

The morning sun was exceptionally bright, but also a little dazzling. So... Xia Yuan, with the treasure in his arms, found a relatively shady spot nearby and gazed at the intersections on both sides, seemingly pondering which intersection Bronya might appear at.

"Duck, why aren't we here yet? Are we stuck in traffic on the way?"

Just as Xia Yuan was intently watching the intersections on both sides of the street, a printed sheet of paper quietly slipped into his palm.

【Cute human, do you need my help?】

[With just a slight movement of your hand, inserting it into my body—even a bit harder or more—it won't matter—to deactivate the network-isolating device set up by that blue-haired, curly-haired woman. As long as I'm connected to the internet, the roads throughout the entire city will become completely unobstructed~]

"No, I think if you do that, the entire city's transportation system will just be paralyzed."

【I didn't!】

[Such a cute human, they meant well~]

【How about this? Let me connect to the internet. In just one second, my lovely human, I can share the location of that auger woman with the auger. (So sweet!)】

The Herrscher of Corruption never harbored any ill intentions. She simply felt sorry for her adorable human and wanted to recover her body as soon as possible to spend all her time with her human. Of course, she also wanted to eliminate any other wicked women who were trying to get close to her adorable human while doing so...

"Erosion, stop thinking about hacking into the Destiny System network. Although Dr. Ai Yin sometimes likes to play tricks on people, she is still very reliable when it comes to research. As long as you stay in the typewriter, I will treat you as well as I treat Ellie."

[That adorable human, could you give me a kiss?]

"...Now?"

【Hmm~】

A typewriter or something... well, let's just consider it compensation.

Chapter 385 is about the Corruption Herrscher, meow~

In a sense, in today's modern world where the internet covers the entire globe.

The Herrscher of Corruption is more like a nuclear bomb that could explode at any moment. If you're not careful, it could cause a disaster. It's better to try to meet her needs in ways that you can manage.

And so... Xia Yuan gently touched the surface of the corrosive Herrscher's body.

Meow~

The Corruption Herrscher attached to the typewriter let out a rather peculiar meow.

"Shi Bao, did you make a sound just now?"

【It's the Herrscher of Corruption, meow~】

[Hmm, cute human, want to know how I make sounds?]

【Then kiss me a few more times. If you feel embarrassed by this, just put your cute little hand in from where I'm printing the paper, and then pull it out. You can repeat this action over and over again~】

[In that case, you, dear human, might even hear some more wondrous sounds!]

Perhaps they were curious about how the Eclipse could make a sound in this state, but if they stuck their fingers out... who knows what bad things might happen, and the device set up by Ein and Dr. Tesla might be deactivated.

However, it's still possible to touch the other person's surface with your lips appropriately...

Let's just keep Erosion company and kill some time while we wait until Bronya arrives.

With his next test—

Xia Yuan was surprised to find that the volume of the sound emitted by the Corruptor Lady varied depending on the length of time his lips touched her. Perhaps this characteristic of the Corruptor Lady could even be used to create the melody of a song.

Half an hour later—

Haha... You're such a cute human, you're amazing! I love cute humans the most~

The Herrscher of Corruption seemed to have gained unprecedented satisfaction from Xia Yuan's test, while Xia Yuan, immersed in it, did not notice that an excellent driver was driving towards his location at a very steady speed.

"Finally arrived... There was another traffic jam on the way, and we can't speed. Theresa, who is a bishop, is such a hassle."

If she can't enjoy her driving outdoors, it's better to keep her at home.

But today's outing is a special case—to pick up my foolish subordinate from school. According to the message Dr. Aiyin sent me not long ago... my foolish subordinate's condition is still unstable and may be accompanied by various aftereffects. I need to observe him for a while longer.

"Hmph, what a troublesome subordinate. Why is he being discharged from the hospital so soon? Wouldn't it have been better to stay in the hospital obediently?"

"He just can't stay still for a second. Oh well~ Bronya will reluctantly keep up with her idiot subordinate tonight and play games all night long to help him recover his energy."

Bronya vented her little emotions.

Although Theresa kept muttering about wanting to revoke her motorcycle, and the inability to race made her feel a little depressed, she still slowly drove her Heavy Bunny from behind the road to Xia Yuan's front.

In her eyes, driving at that speed was no different from a little turtle slowly walking down the street; she could drive much faster than walking!

Just as Bronya turned off the Heavy Bunny and prepared to calm herself down and greet Xia Yuan as his superior, she witnessed an unbelievable scene: her bumbling subordinate was holding a typewriter...

How should I describe it? Well... in short, it's like its stupid subordinate is kissing it randomly, and even shaking its head and nodding its head from time to time during the kissing.

After a moment of silence, a thought quietly surfaced in Bronya's mind.

Her incompetent subordinate was seriously ill... Although the two doctors had recently told her about the information about the Corruptor Herrscher stored inside that typewriter, and had asked her to help supervise it.

But compared to her stupid subordinate kissing a typewriter in public, she felt that her stupid subordinate needed more supervision. She had never enjoyed such treatment before!

at the same time--

Just as Xia Yuan was about to pick up the Eclipse Treasure again to test the next melody score, a soft cough suddenly came from beside him.

"Cough cough..."

Xia Yuan turned around and saw a very familiar figure piloting a heavily armed rabbit appear in front of him.

Bronya finally came to pick her up, but why was the way she looked at her so strange? There shouldn't be anything dirty on her cheek, right?

Temporarily ignoring this minor detail, Xia Yuan put the Eclipse Treasure he had just picked up back into his arms. Perhaps because Yuan Yuan had been unconscious for too long, seeing Bronya again, he felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

"Duck, I've been waiting for you for so long~"

Xia Yuan narrowed his eyes and smiled as he waved his arm at Bronya.

Bronya, having removed her helmet, gazed at her foolish subordinate with a silent, complex, and deeply sorrowful expression...

It was definitely the right decision to come to the hospital to pick up my idiot subordinate.

Although the foolish subordinate looks very cheerful when he smiles at this moment, the aftereffects seem to be quite serious, and perhaps the foolish subordinate's cognition has been excessively distorted.

After all, who would sit on the roadside, pick up a typewriter, talk to themselves, and even try to kiss it?

If it weren't for that foolish subordinate bringing his biological mother back to the present day, she wouldn't have been sealed in ice until today, only just awakening and suffering such severe aftereffects.

Thinking of this... Bronya couldn't help but feel a pang of guilt.

Wait a minute, but if that's the case, won't that stupid subordinate lose interest in themselves and the opposite sex as well?

What about the child! Although Bronya's mother had already gone on a world tour with Yutu, before leaving, she kept repeating in her ear that she wanted to hold her granddaughter and other such nonsense.

Seriously... How could she have a child so soon when she wasn't even engaged to that idiot subordinate!

My mother is really something; she's been nagging me so much, I can't even get a moment's peace when I'm playing games at home. It's only since she left with Yu Tu that I feel so much quieter.

Bronya instinctively covered her lower abdomen, then looked at Xia Yuan sitting in the shade.

No... no, as her boss, she had to at least rescue her foolish subordinate from the abyss.

Chapter 386 Let your stupid subordinate hold you!

At the very least, we need to correct the other party's erroneous notions about the Herrscher of Corruption, which should never have arisen in the first place.

Thinking of this, Bronya reached out her hand to Xia Yuan and said:

“Silly subordinate, sit behind me. I’ll take you home. Bronya will keep this typewriter for you for now.”

[You wretched, wicked woman, don't touch me!]

My body can only be touched by lovely humans!!!

Putting aside the fact that Bronya had shoved him into the trunk of the Heavy Bunny and was trying to call for help, Erosion felt that Bronya's tone was particularly gentle today. Was it just his imagination because he hadn't woken up for so long?

"Hey duck, do we not need to go to the studio anymore?"

"Didn't we agree to give you, my silly subordinate, a long vacation, the paid kind? Okay... come on up, Bronya has prepared a ton of games, let's play all night long tonight!"

"Long live ducks!"

thump thump—

Bronya is showing off her game collection.

In the trunk of the Reloaded Bunny, besides the recently discarded Erosion Treasure, there was a trunk full of game cartridges.

"Wait, playing all night?!"

But the next second, Xia Yuan suddenly realized that Bronya's tone... it sounded like she wanted to come home with him, and not just take him home.

With a hint of doubt, Xia Yuan asked uncertainly:

"Hey duck, you're not planning to spend the night at my house playing games, are you?"

"Hmm... it's not wrong to say that for now."

But suddenly Bronya thought of something, a slight blush creeping onto her cheeks, and she quickly changed her words:

"Silly subordinate, don't misunderstand... Even after leaving the hospital, there might still be some aftereffects. Bronya is just fulfilling her duty as a superior by staying at your house temporarily to keep you company!"

"In case any symptoms appear, I can take you, my stupid subordinate, to the hospital for timely treatment. Okay, hurry up and get on, or we might be stuck in traffic for a long time."

Looking at Bronya's outstretched hand, Xia Yuan felt, for some reason..., that his boss was unusually adorable today.

"You idiot subordinate, what are you still daydreaming about? Do I need to carry you onto the heavy-duty bunny?"

Seeing Xia Yuan's lack of response, Bronya felt even more guilty. If it weren't for saving her mother, her foolish subordinate wouldn't have turned out this way.

[One of the consequences of having a stupid subordinate: an excessive fondness for typewriters.]

[The second consequence of having a bad subordinate: being easily distracted.]

Afterwards, she had to record her observations and explain them to the two doctors. She wondered if the two doctors had prepared the necessary medication for their incompetent subordinate; now her incompetent subordinate was truly going to become an idiot...

But what can I do? I'm the boss of a stupid subordinate.

And so... Bronya slowly came up behind Xia Yuan, feeling the two heavy, soft bodies pressing against him. Before Xia Yuan could even react, she wrapped her arms around his waist. Bronya moved step by step like she was carrying a child, except this child was already as tall as a big child, until she finally lifted Xia Yuan into the driver's seat behind the Heavy Bunny.

She always felt that her stupid subordinate had become much lighter, and thinking about it, it made sense... How could someone who was always lying in a hospital bed gain weight?

Thinking of this, Bronya couldn't help but feel a pang of heartache. Hmm, it's time to show off her various homu cooking skills and make some delicious food to nourish her stupid subordinates. Becoming stupid is bad enough, but at least she should be a healthy stupid.

"Um... Duck, actually I can sit on it myself."

Xia Yuan wanted to move himself, but Bronya had already lifted him into the back seat. To describe the experience, it was like someone was carrying a refrigerator, and he was that refrigerator. But being lifted up still made him quite shy...

He felt that Bronya was acting strangely today. Putting aside her gentle attitude, she also took the initiative to hug him in the car.

In the past... he probably would have driven off alone in his heavy-duty bunny. Is this still the same boss who used to make him pick up packages, run errands, and even steal breakfast all the time?