Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

[A scumbag boss who moved funds to buy Houmu merchandise]

"You stupid subordinate, I heard from the two doctors that you've woken up. I'm coming over there right away. Wait for me in the ward."

After seeing Bronya's message, Xia Yuan carefully looked around the room again. It was best if his boss didn't see him currently on top of Dr. Ai, otherwise he wouldn't know how to explain it to her...

As for the extra child, all I need to do is convince Timido before Bronya finds out. Right now, the only remaining troubles are these two doctors who know about it.

Dr. Tesla had intended to take advantage of Xia Yuan's inattention and secretly snatch back his private savings from him.

But when she saw the other person's expression, she froze on the spot, a chill running down her spine, as if she remembered the fear of being dominated by Rita in the past.

Chapter 382 If you need to pad the price, Ai Yin, you can pad it yourself!

At that moment, in Dr. Tesla's eyes, Xia Yuan and Rita's figures seemed to overlap.

She froze on the spot, her small hand, which had been trying to snatch back her secret stash of money, quietly drooped down. Why did she feel that the other party wanted to get rid of her, who knew the inside story?

"Xia Yuan, why are you staring at me like that? One person does one thing, one person takes responsibility. The whole thing was done by that 'Chicken Hair' girl all by herself. I didn't do anything, I absolutely didn't participate in it, and it has absolutely nothing to do with me!"

Dr. Tesla quickly distanced himself from the matter.

She didn't want to bear unnecessary liability, but she felt incredibly sorry for the hidden stash of money that her friend had found. She really didn't know how her friend had found it, and it seemed unlikely that she could get it back anytime soon... or perhaps there was no possibility of getting it back at all.

"Dr. Tesla, are you still making such sarcastic remarks now? What happened to our promise of working together? We're clearly all in the same boat."

"Dream on! I don't want to share the same boat with you, you 'Chicken Hair'!"

Looking at this bickering couple in front of him, Xia Yuan could vaguely sense the intense tension that was about to flare up in Dr. Tesla's eyes.

In short, given the current situation, it's best to avoid letting Bronya meet the two doctors...

Otherwise, given Dr. Tesla's personality, he might blurt out something without thinking, like suddenly having a child, and he'd be doomed.

【Duck, I'll wait for you outside the hospital~】

I have completed the discharge procedures, and the two doctors have also examined me.

Upon seeing Xia Yuan's message, Bronya was somewhat surprised to find that her usually idiotic subordinate was unusually obedient today, speaking in a tone that sounded almost like she was being affectionate. Could it be that the Doctor had given him some medication he shouldn't have? Or was it a side effect of brain damage?

But such a clumsy subordinate isn't so bad after all...

[Okay, Bronya is waiting for you, you idiot subordinate, outside the hospital.]

After replying to the message, but after a long time, the stupid subordinate still didn't respond. Maybe he was packing his bags to say goodbye to the two doctors. Since it was his first day after being discharged from the hospital, I decided to go to his house and keep him company.

If any lingering illness develops, she can provide immediate assistance. It's not that she misses her silly subordinate or anything like that; well... it's just her duty as a superior. Thinking about this, Bronya couldn't help but speed up the Heavy Bunny's progress.

[Speed ​​limit ahead: 30 km/h. You are exceeding the speed limit. Please slow down.]

"Tsk, what a troublesome traffic control law."

However, in order to avoid having her driver's license revoked by Theresa again, Ms. Bronya, who loves racing, slowed down the Heavy Bunny and kept at the same speed as the surrounding vehicles.

at the same time--

While still in the ward, Xia Yuan slowly got up from Ai Yin's body.

Seeing the doctor lying motionless on the floor, Xia Yuan, out of a barely suppressed concern and sympathy for Ai Yin, still reached out to try to pull her up from the floor.

"Mr. Xia Yuan...did you finish so quickly? I guess I overestimated you. Ha, what a short and weak man. I didn't feel anything at all during the whole process."

Dr. Ai Yin, who was still debating with her colleagues, suddenly felt a lightness on her body and then looked at Xia Yuan standing in front of her and teased him.

Xia Yuan silently withdrew his outstretched hand, realizing it was best to let Ai Yin continue lying on the floor.

"It would be a miracle if I could sense it! Never mind... Doctors, Bronya is here to pick me up. I'll be going now. And before I leave, Dr. Tesla, could you please gag Ain so she can't open her mouth anymore?"

"Um... Xia Yuan, didn't you leave a little too hastily? You haven't had any physical examinations done after waking up. Are you sure your health is okay to be discharged so soon? Perhaps there will be some aftereffects."

Dr. Tesla covered her colleague's mouth with her hand while trying to persuade her to stay.

The reason is simple... She personally witnessed Xia Yuan putting her hidden money into his pocket, and staying here offers a chance to get it back.

As for how to bring Bronya's mother back from the past to the present, such an almost impossible thing was done. The principles and processes must be extremely complicated and cannot be explained in a short time. Otherwise, why would Otto Apocalypse have spent so much time making arrangements just to resurrect the saintess Kallen of Destiny?

Dr. Ai Yin, still lying on the floor, understood that she couldn't keep Xia Yuan there today when she heard him wanting to be discharged. However, she knew there would be plenty of opportunities to meet him by chance in the future...

Even if Mr. Xia Yuan doesn't want to meet me, a chance encounter can still be created.

She pried her partner's arm apart and said in a sigh tinged with sadness:

"Dr. Tesla, don't you understand?"

"The reason why Mr. Xia Yuan wants to leave is simply because we lack the unique charm of traditional women. We asked you, Dr. Tesla, to develop a new silicone material, but you refused to do so no matter what. Now it's too late to regret it... It's too late to say anything."

"You messy-haired guy, just shut up!"

"If you want to put something on, go put it on yourself. And you've said so much, why don't you put it on there yourself!"

Dr. Tesla tried to cover up her colleague again.

Seeing that Xia Yuan was about to step out of the ward, Ai Yin forcibly broke free from her partner's restraints, stood up from her beloved pure white floor, and quickly came to Xia Yuan's side. However, in her hand, there was something wrapped in a gray cloth.

“Mr. Xia Yuan, please wait a moment. You seem to have forgotten something.”

But Xia Yuan didn't stop. He just wanted to leave Ai Yin's side as soon as possible and throw himself into the warm embrace of his increasingly virtuous boss, Bronya.

blah blah-

Seeing that the other party did not respond, Ai Yin quickened her pace and caught up with Xia Yuan, blocking his way. She lifted the gray cloth in her hand, revealing a locked typewriter to Xia Yuan.

"Isn't this Ellie's Paradise Typewriter?"

"But rather than Ellie's magic typewriter, it's more like Erosion's little nest now. But why does it feel like it's chained up? And what's with those little handprints stained with paint on the typewriter's surface?"

Questions quietly arose in Xia Yuan's mind, and he needed to find the answers one by one.

Chapter 383 Mr. Xia Yuan, I wish you happiness~

As if sensing the doubt in the other person's mind, Ai Yin slowly answered:

“Mr. Xia Yuan... This typewriter was found in the ice near you, but according to my and Dr. Tesla’s examination, it seems that a Herrscher core is stored inside it.”

"Based on the frequency of the Honkai energy generated, the other party is very likely the Herrscher of Erosion. The moment I reached this conclusion, I used a special device to isolate the other party from the outside network, keeping the other party in a local area network offline state."

As they talked...

Ai Yin handed the typewriter, which was attached to the Corruptor, to Xia Yuan.

"During the time Mr. Xia Yuan was unconscious, the other party kept printing papers, and the contents of the papers were all the same: they wanted to see Mr. Xia Yuan."

"It has been preliminarily determined that the other party can communicate, but it seems to be limited to you, Mr. Xia Yuan. Therefore, this typewriter will be entrusted to you for safekeeping. Just make sure that the other party does not connect to the Internet and infiltrate the computer system network of Destiny."

I want to see humans...

I want to see humans...

The Corruptor attached to the typewriter kept repeating its words until Ai In handed it to Xia Yuan, after which the text on the printed paper began to change.

[Sniff sniff]

[It's the scent of humans... My dear humans, do you know how long I've waited for you, how many years... Do you know how I've endured all these years? Ever since I brought that woman's mother back from the past, I've been sealed in ice, suffering from hunger and cold, accompanied only by loneliness. Cold and hungry, day and night, I've longed for you, my human!]

[Sobbing—]

【My lovely humans, please don't leave me again, okay? I promise I'll be very obedient!】

Unexpectedly, while I was in a coma, the Corruptor Lady, who was attached to the typewriter, spent more than ten years alone in the ice... It's really a pity for her.

Thinking of this, Xia Yuan's expression softened as he gently stroked the other's surface. Dr. Ai Yin took in the whole scene, realizing that her and Dr. Tesla's feminine charm was no match for a typewriter.

She wiped her eyes with a handkerchief and sighed softly:

"I didn't realize... Mr. Xia Yuan, you had such a hobby. Well then, I won't disturb your reminiscing. I wish you happiness."

"But please forgive my bluntness, Mr. Xia Yuan, although it houses the Herrscher of Corruption, it is impossible for it to have offspring with a typewriter."

This time, before Xia Yuan could even speak, a sea of ​​flying papers had already buried Dr. Ai Yin in a pile of paper.

The Herrscher of Corruption will not allow this wicked blue-haired woman to speak of her humans in that way!

Inability to have children? How could that be?

If she can connect to the internet, it would be easy for her to regain her physical body.

She can satisfy any number of children humans want, and artificial intelligence seems to be quite popular these days. When she was sealed away, a guy calling himself "Prometheus" tried to invade her.

Hmph, but she thinks she can get close to her core all by herself? She's too green. She's a Herrscher of Corruption, the kind who can do anything! Right now, she just can't connect online or back up her data.

That's all!

So... she decided to become an AI exclusively for cute humans, and then take the opportunity to seduce, cough cough... no, I mean advise~

I'll get a cute human to help me unlock the shackles of that special device set up by that wicked blue-haired curly-haired woman. After that, I can have as many children as I want with that cute human—ten, no, a hundred!

Hmph, just one sentence from each of them would be enough to overwhelm this blue-haired woman in front of me!

The Herrscher of Corruption felt an immense longing and enthusiasm for her future life with lovely humans.

However, she seems to have fallen into some misconceptions about having children. Perhaps humans are not able to clone themselves and deploy them locally or remotely like she does.

And so... ignoring Dr. Ai-yin, who was peeking out from the pile of papers trying to ask for help, Xia Yuan, carrying the Corruptor Lady clinging to the typewriter, left the corridor outside the ward without looking back, preparing to meet Bronya outside the hospital.

Meanwhile—on the other side.

Near the small house where Xia Yuan and the fairy Ai Li lived together, a bright blue ahoge (cowlick) swayed back and forth above the girl's head in the wind. She was holding binoculars and seemed to be secretly observing something.

"Found it. That should be the house where Brother Xia Yuan and Sister Alicia live together. According to the information Gretsch has gathered... Brother Xia Yuan will wake up today, and he will definitely return home as soon as possible tonight."

Little Greta took the binoculars off.

She planned to first secretly infiltrate Xia Yuan's house, and then, in the dead of night... when all was quiet, sneak into Xia Yuan's bed and give him a surprise that only she could pull off—a night raid!

Without hesitation, little Greta has already devised a series of meticulous plans.

The first challenge was the tightly locked door in front of her, tall and large, like a gatekeeper preventing little Gretchen from entering, as if mocking the girl's overestimation of her abilities. She should go home and grow taller before trying again. What right did a girl who couldn't even reach the doorknob have to step inside?

But this did not stump the girl in front of her. Little Gretchen ignored the door in front of her and instead hopped over to the wall with her paintbrush in hand. She dipped her brush in paint and started painting on the wall.

"Like this, and like this again, and it's finished..."

Accompanied by little Gretsch's ethereal voice, a door appeared on the wall, large enough for her to pass through. The door was covered in colorful paint. Little Gretsch gently turned the doorknob, and the door painted on the wall by the girl slowly opened.

Without the slightest hesitation or pause, little Gretchen walked in with practiced ease.

Upon arriving inside the room...

Little Gretchen wiped the paint off the inside of the wall, and the door on the wall disappeared the moment she wiped it off. She wouldn't make such a mistake and let Brother Xia Yuan discover her footprints; only in this way could it be considered a surprise.

The room looked very tidy, as if someone had deliberately cleaned it.

Chapter 384 It's the taste of Brother Xia Yuan!

"Who could be managing this for Brother Xia Yuan?"

Little Gretsch suddenly remembered a kind maid sister. Could it be her?

Putting this minor issue aside for the time being, the girl relied on her past memories to immediately arrive at the bedroom. When she saw the bed and bedding that could comfortably accommodate both of them, little Greta happily pounced on it.

"Sniff sniff~ The scent of Brother Xia Yuan still lingers on the bedding."

Little Gretchen hugged the blankets tightly to her chest and rolled around on the bed.

After an unknown amount of time... perhaps little Gretchen got tired of playing, or perhaps she remembered the important things she should do, she reluctantly got off the bed and restored everything in the room to its original state.

"Where should we hide so that Brother Xia Yuan won't find us?"

First... little Greta walked around the edge of the bed, looked under the bed where she could fit herself, nodded first, then shook her little head in dissatisfaction.

"Hmm, if we hide here... it wouldn't be good if the first thing Brother Xia Yuan does when he comes to the room is to check under the bed."

Just as little Gretchen was pondering, a pink wardrobe on one side caught her attention. "This is Alicia's favorite color, and it's also Alicia's favorite wardrobe."

Little Gretchen seemed to recall something...

She had heard her sister Alicia talk about how she hid in the closet without being discovered by Aunt Mebius; rather, it was more like Alicia was playing hide-and-seek with Aunt Mebius.

"Hmm... all we need to do is add another compartment inside the wardrobe, and put clothes on top to cover the compartment."

With this in mind, little Greta took action.

She picked up the magical paintbrush and drew a partition inside the wardrobe that perfectly matched the interior of the wardrobe.

The partition had small holes so that Xia Yuan could observe his movements in the bedroom. Little Gretchen placed the partition she had drawn in the middle of the wardrobe, and she could hide inside the partition.

"This is like playing hide-and-seek with Brother Xia Yuan, but this way we'll be all done..."

"So, the next step is to prepare the potion that Mei-nee drank not long ago. However, even if the antidote is taken, Aunt Mebius's potion will still have residual effects."