Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Although Xia Yuan wasn't particularly interested in the title of Best Game Producer, the generous prize money and the mysterious grand prize did pique his interest.

"However, it seems you, my foolish subordinate, are not very happy about this. As your direct supervisor, I will have to give up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and spot to someone else."

"Wait a minute, Duck, I do!"

Xia Yuan raised his head from the floor, looked up at Bronya sitting in the office chair, and quickly said.

"So you agree to be my subordinate, and you can't go back on your word."

Bronya's lips curled into a smile, and she clapped her hands together, as if she had made a decision.

"Of course, a promise is a promise!"

Xia Yuan assured Bronya, making his promise.

"So, subordinate, may you now release my foot?"

Or perhaps, subordinate, you have some strange hobby, like rolling around on the floor?

After hearing Bronya's words, Xia Yuan moved away from Bronya's feet.

She slowly stood up from the office floor, and touched her curly hair somewhat embarrassedly.

But it was all worth it.

Since Bronya didn't lay me off, I can continue to stay at the company and slack off with a clear conscience.

Just as Xia Yuan was feeling happy.

Bronya picked up the warm cup of coffee on Xia Yuan's desk and took a small sip.

"cloth......"

Bronya looked at Xia Yuan with a puzzled expression and said, "What's wrong, you idiot subordinate? Is there something wrong with this coffee?"

Xia Yuan hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but then stopped himself...

Can he say that he has already drunk this cup of coffee?

Isn't this an indirect kiss? What if Bronya tells him? Won't she be so ashamed and angry that she'll just make him pack his bags and leave?

"Boss Bronya, no... no, absolutely no problem!"

Xia Yuan quickly waved his hand at Bronya, letting this little secret remain quietly hidden deep in his heart.

“(?? ?)”

The more Xia Yuan acted this way, the more suspicious Bronya became.

After all, his stupid subordinates had never called him by his name properly.

Bronya put the coffee back on her desk.

"Subordinates, are you sure you don't have any?"

As Bronya drew closer, her eyes filled with suspicion towards Xia Yuan.

Xia Yuan's heart was pounding like a deer's.

Too, too close...

"No, really no, Duck Duck, I swear to God! If there is, I'll make sure that Fairy Ellie doesn't get to eat a sandwich made by me for a whole month."

I'm sorry, little Ellie, you'll have to suffer for a month.

Xia Yuan looked away shyly and nervously, not daring to look at Bronya who was so close to him.

At this moment, Xia Yuan was like an innocent big boy, and I couldn't help but want to tease him.

Bronya seemed to have come up with a good idea and quietly left Xia Yuan's side.

Xia Yuan felt a quiet sense of relief after Bronya left.

Bronya stood in her office, looking with satisfaction at the limited-edition Houmu set she had just bought yesterday with a huge sum of money from game development funds. It was the only one of its kind in the entire Sky Dome City.

"As the chief game producer, I will also be a judge for the next round. So, Xia Yuan, as my direct subordinate, let me set you a small goal: to become the number one game producer in the company."

Bronya's voice reached Xia Yuan's ears.

"First place?!"

Let Chapter Three begin, Fairy Airi~

"Duck, are you serious? Are you sure you want me, whose game development skills are almost at the bottom, to participate in a game producer competition and win first place?"

That's simply asking the impossible.

Xia Yuan immediately had the idea of ​​not wanting to participate in the game producer competition.

"Silly subordinate, of course I'm serious. You can't go back on your word, you said it yourself~"

Xia Yuan never expected that despite his meticulous planning, his boss Bronya would be waiting for him to willingly walk into the room.

But he had already promised Bronya...

"Um... Duck, I have a small question. What will happen if I don't get first place in the company's internal game producer competition... Will they kick me out?"

Xia Yuan asked Bronya in a soft, gentle voice.

"Of course not, you stupid subordinate. Do I look like the kind of unreasonable boss who bullies his subordinates all day long?"

I wouldn't say they're very similar, but they're practically identical.

But when faced with Bronya's question, Xia Yuan kept shaking his head, just like a rattle drum.

"Of course, if I don't get first place as the game producer, there will be a tiny bit of a punishment from my boss~"

"What punishment?!"

Xia Yuan asked nervously.

Seeing Xia Yuan's reaction, Bronya's smile widened.

"Subordinate, do you see that robot vacuum cleaner next to the office?"

Bronya pointed to the office door.

Xia Yuan looked in the direction Bronya was pointing and saw the cleaning robot meticulously carrying out its task of cleaning the office dust.

"Wait... Duck, you're not going to make me...."

Looking at the cleaning robot not far away, Xia Yuan suddenly had a bad feeling.

"That's right, subordinate, just as you think~ I noticed you seemed to enjoy lying on the floor earlier, so how about you switch jobs with the robot vacuum? Let the cleaning robot come and fix the code, and Xia Yuan, you can experience the fun of being a cleaner~"

Xia Yuan's mind went completely blank, as if struck by lightning.

Before transmigrating, he was a lazy captain of the Hyperion who couldn't even do a split in mid-air, and also worked part-time as a cleaner on the warship. After transmigrating, would he have to go back to his old job?

No, I don't want to be a cleaner anymore!

I want to become the best game producer in Sky City, someone Bronya can only look up to!

But now...

Xia Yuan felt that he could still make one last struggle and resistance.

"Ahem... Duck, it's just a cleaning robot. How could it possibly understand complex logical operations like programming?"

"Huh? Is that so, you stupid subordinate? But I remember someone whose memories were altered by the Herrscher of Knowledge said that it's just modifying code, it's just copying and pasting. As long as it can run, even a cleaning robot can learn it."

After all, my Reinstallation Bunny often helps me rewrite code. I think it shouldn't be too difficult to modify the cleaning robot to Reinstallation Bunny 0020 and teach it to copy and paste, right? What do you think, my dear subordinate?

"Duck, that's slander! I never said those words!"

After Xia Yuan finished speaking, he seemed to realize something was wrong and quickly covered his mouth with both hands.

"Oh? What's wrong, you stupid subordinate? Didn't you say that your consciousness was altered by the Herrscher of Knowledge? How can I know if you said the rest of the sentence? Or is it that your consciousness wasn't altered by the Herrscher of Knowledge at all? Does that mean I can assume that everything you just said was what you truly wanted to say?"

Seeing Xia Yuan cover his mouth, Bronya's smile widened even more.

"Um...no, I didn't!"

Bronya truly lives up to her title as the Lawrence of Reason; in terms of reasoning and debate, Xia Yuan is utterly outmatched.

"Anyway, good luck, my silly subordinate. Do your best and strive to become the number one game producer in the company. I'm really looking forward to seeing how you perform, otherwise I might really have to replace my subordinate with a cleaning robot~"

Bronya patted Xia Yuan on the shoulder and slowly walked towards the mechanical door not far from the office.

Xia Yuan sat in his seat, watching his boss Bronya leave. The last thing he saw was Bronya's beautiful figure and the long, white, double-helix hair on either side of her back.

When Xia Yuan came to his senses, he looked at the computer on his desk and fell into deep thought.

Aside from copying and pasting on the keyboard, everything else looks brand new. How can someone with my level of coding skills, who can only copy and paste, possibly win first place in the company's internal game producer competition?

Xia Yuan's eyes lit up as he looked at Eins, the little blue robot that had just reminded him on his desk.

Seeing Xia Yuan's malicious smile, the little blue robot Eins promptly went into hibernation mode.

[Beep beep - Low battery, low battery, entering sleep mode]

"Not loyal enough," Xia Yuan muttered, "but luckily I still have a trump card."

Snapped--

With a crisp snap of his fingers, wisps of white mist suddenly appeared in front of Xia Yuan.

When the white fog dissipated.

An armed doll named Fairy Airi, with an angelic halo and pure white wings on both sides, appeared on Xia Yuan's desk.

At this moment, the fairy Ellie was like Sleeping Beauty in a fairy tale, fast asleep...

He leaned quietly against the desk, motionless.

Xia Yuan looked at the motionless fairy Ai Li and seemed to remember something.

"I think it required some kind of activation password... let me think... what was it again? Oh, right~"

Xia Yuan clapped his hands together.

He leaned close to the fairy Elise's ear and said solemnly and affectionately, "My dear, Elise~~"

After Xia Yuan read out the activation command, the fairy Ai Li on the table seemed to react.

Her beautiful black eyelashes seemed to flutter.

[Program starting...]

System calibration complete.

【...Personality loading complete.】

Fairy Airi opened her beautiful light blue eyes and saw Xia Yuan in front of her. Fairy Airi showed a sweet smile.

"Oh, it's a cute human! What's wrong? You remembered me so quickly!"

Fairy Airi is so happy! I knew it! No one could resist such a cute fairy! So, Xia Yuan, how about going to go to Paradise with Fairy Airi to say hello to everyone?

"I'm not going!"

Xia Yuan firmly rejected the fairy Ai Li's invitation.

"Hmm... Little Xia Yuan, this is the 99th time you've rejected the cute fairy's request. If you keep doing this, even the cutest fairy will cry~"

Chapter Four: Paradise Magic Typewriter

Fairy Ellie covered her eyes with her little hands, secretly observing Xia Yuan's reaction.

But Xia Yuan was no longer going to fall for it.

In Xia Yuan's innocent and ignorant first time, he believed the fairy Ai Li's words.

The results of it?

I didn't see the Pure Land of the Past...

They did see Kevin, who had already entered a state of artificial collapse on the moon.

Before Xia Yuan could even greet Kevin...

While Xia Yuan was completely bewildered, just a glance from Kevin turned him into the first ice sculpture on the moon.

"Hmm... lovely human, don't dwell on the little accident you encountered the first time. The Paradise Magic Typewriter is bound to malfunction sometimes. Besides, everything has two sides. Little Xia Yuan, didn't you also benefit from the misfortune and obtain an exclusive Holy Mark as compensation?"

So, my lovely human, please don't be angry anymore, okay? Please, okay? This fairy from the Land of Celestial Music, Ellie, promises you, Xia Yuan, that next time, the typewriter will definitely not malfunction again.

Fairy Ellie grabbed Xia Yuan's sleeve with her little hand and coaxed him.