Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game! —Qing Yu Chu

An unexpected accident brought Xia Yuan to the post-Honkai world with the [Paradise of the Past], along with a fairy named Airi.

But Alicia alone lies asleep deep within Paradise... awaiting someone's awakening.

Hmm~ You want to ask what the method is to awaken Alicia?

Of course! Besides collecting all the heroes' imprints, it's also about going on dates with other cute girls. If you make them fall for you during your interactions, you'll accumulate energy. Once you've accumulated enough energy, you can awaken the sleeping pink fairy!

Cute fairies never lie, okay?

The lovable Spring Fairy (Sirin): Human, haven't you hugged me enough?!

Seele: My other half is already pregnant, so I must take good care of her as much as possible.

Extreme Evil (Don't...forget me!): Please help me create new offspring~

A message from the Herrscher who is attached to the typewriter in Paradise: Ding ding! Ding ding ding! Ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding ding ding!!

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Volume 1

Chapter 1: Caught Red-Handed by Bronya

In Sky City.

In ET Studio, a game development studio under the Anti-Entropy umbrella, Xia Yuan sat at his familiar desk as usual.

The little blue robot Eins on the table slowly awoke from its dormant state.

When it saw Xia Yuan appear in front of it, a human-like smiling expression appeared on its electronic screen.

【∩_∩】

Good morning, Xia Yuan. Welcome to the company. Today is the last day of the month, and you've successfully clocked in. I hope you have a pleasant day at work.

Xia Yuan placed the sandwich he was carrying on his desk, rubbed his naturally curly hair, leaned back in his chair, stretched, and looked up at the pure white ceiling.

"Good morning, little one. Thank you for checking in for me every day."

Xia Yuan lay lazily on the armchair and waved to the little blue robot Eins.

You're welcome; it's my duty.

Xia Yuan dozed off for a while in his chair, then got up from the armchair.

I went to the automatic coffee machine on one side of the office and poured myself a strong cup of coffee.

While waiting for his coffee, Xia Yuan was drawn to a giant Houmu doll on the sofa next to him.

Xia Yuan didn't need to think about it.

The moment he saw Houmu, he realized that it was bought by his boss, Bronya Zaychek.

It also has a commemorative tag for a limited edition.

Moreover, the walls of the office are covered with all sorts of Houmu murals.

Xia Yuan now seriously suspects that Bronya might be using all the money she earns from developing the game to buy Houmu merchandise.

However, none of this mattered to Xia Yuan.

As long as Bronya continues to pay her salary, she'll still be her good boss.

Xia Yuan picked up the coffee that was almost overflowing from the cup, walked back to his desk, took a sip, and sighed, "These days are so leisurely, everything is so wonderful."

As a transmigrator, Xia Yuan has been in the Honkai world with the fairy Ai Li for some time now.

It fell from the sky and accidentally hit Dr. Tesla who was passing by.

And now.

He later found a job as a game producer under Bronya after she grew up.

99% of the Honkai has been sealed on the moon.

He sees his boss, Bronya, every day.

And then there's Seele, the little angel who occasionally brings small cakes to the studio to visit Bronya~

And Dr. Frederica Nikola Tesla and Dr. Lisser Albert Einstein, who were holed up in their room, seemingly engrossed in some research.

I wonder when Seele will visit Bronya next?

Xia Yuan was already starting to miss the little cakes that Xi'er had made by hand.

"Such leisurely daily moments are really nice~"

A smile appeared on Xia Yuan's lips.

He lay lazily in his armchair, hugging a Houmu plushie he had casually picked up from the armchair next to him, his eyes half-closed.

"My dear mechanical assistant, could you please play some relaxing music?"

Xia Yuan spoke to the small blue machine Eins on the table.

Melodious music echoed in the office.

Just then, the mechanical-looking door outside the office slowly opened.

Bronya walked in dressed in a black and white business suit. When she glanced around the room and saw Xia Yuan lying on the office chair, she quietly moved closer to him from behind.

Xia Yuan picked up the sandwich he had carefully prepared and was about to put it in his mouth when a calm and pleasant voice came from behind him.

"Xia Yuan, you seem quite relaxed right now? I wonder if you've made your work plan for today?"

Xia Yuan was so engrossed in the music that he was completely unaware that his boss, Bronya, was right behind him.

"Leisurely days should be enjoyed in a leisurely manner; only then can one feel happiness and fulfillment. Work plans are out of the question!"

Learn from me! As long as the game runs in the end, Bronya will definitely use all the money she earns from the game to buy Houmu merchandise. You don't need to work so hard. Just relax and slack off until you clock out!

Mistaking him for another colleague, Xia Yuan casually remarked.

Xia Yuan readily shared his work experience.

But the little blue robot Eins on the desk was flashing its screen frantically, seemingly reminding Xia Yuan in this way.

"Little guy, is something wrong with you? I'll have Dr. Tesla fix it for you later. Maybe I can even get him to upgrade and modify it for you while I'm at it. See how good I am to you? Aren't you touched?"

The little blue robot Eins on the desk started flashing even brighter.

It really doesn't dare to move now.

It simply wanted to remind Xia Yuan that Bronya was right behind him...

Helpless, the little blue robot Eins could only display a line of text on its small screen.

Xia Yuan, watch your back...

"Behind me? Who else could be behind me but my programmer colleagues?"

Xia Yuan asked in confusion.

Xia Yuan was about to get up from his office chair and look behind him when a pair of fair hands pressed him down on the chair, rendering him unable to move.

"Oh? You idiot subordinate, what's wrong with me buying Houmu merchandise?"

Upon hearing Xia Yuan's words, Bronya was not angry. Instead, she remained calm and placed her fair hands on Xia Yuan's shoulders.

Xia Yuan had a feeling that the sound coming from behind him was...

It felt like I'd heard it somewhere before; it was incredibly familiar.

Suddenly, Xia Yuan thought of a possibility.

A chill ran down her spine, and she stiffly and slowly lifted her head from the chair.

Although Xia Yuan couldn't see the person's face from his current perspective, the employee card on the front of her clothes clearly told him that she was his boss, Bronya Zaychek.

Xia Yuan's hands trembled uncontrollably.

The sandwich he was about to put in his mouth slipped from Xia Yuan's hand.

Bronya reacted quickly and caught the sandwich that was about to fall.

Xia Yuan was in a daze.

"What should I do? What should I do? Why is it my boss Bronya behind me instead of my colleague? I was caught slacking off. I'm doomed. Will Bronya fire me and I end up homeless, living on the streets with the fairy Ellie?"

Xia Yuan took a deep breath, feeling that he could still be saved.

"Duck...Duck, why...why are you here so early today? Let me explain. Just now, just now, it must have been the Herrscher of Consciousness that invaded my consciousness and altered my thoughts, which is why I said those things. Hmm...that must be it!"

Xia Yuan explained, though his reasoning was flawed.

Bronya gave Xia Yuan a (???) look and lightly flicked his forehead in annoyance.

"You should call me boss, you stupid subordinate. As punishment for not calling me by my name properly, I'm confiscating this sandwich."

Chapter Two: Bronya's Little Punishment

Bronya waved the carefully prepared sandwich in front of Xia Yuan.

"Goodbye, my little sandwich..."

Gollum-

As the sandwich receded further and further away, Xia Yuan felt a strong sense of reluctance, and his stomach started to rumble.

Bronya left the chair behind Xia Yuan.

Looking down at the sandwich in my hand, I realized that I had stayed up all night playing "Legend of the Swordsman: Fantasy World" and finally reached the top of the leaderboard. I hadn't eaten yet, and my stomach was already protesting.

The sandwich made by his stupid subordinate undoubtedly solved the problem that was troubling him.

Bronya's eyes lit up after taking her first bite.

Watching his sandwich disappear rapidly into Bronya's mouth, Xia Yuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

"You silly subordinate, thank you for the sandwich, it was delicious."

Hearing Bronya's words, Xia Yuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. After eating the sandwich he made, Bronya probably wouldn't fire him, right?

Despite losing the sandwich, Bronya seemed to be in a better mood.

Bronya pushed an office chair over to Xia Yuan, sat down, and looked at him, saying, "So, my silly subordinate, let's discuss some work-related issues, shall we? For example, Xia Yuan, what's your personal situation and condition?"

Xia Yuan's heart was in his throat; what was bound to happen would happen eventually.

Xia Yuan prepared himself mentally, took a deep breath, and prepared to strike first.

"Duck, I've shed blood and done my part for Anti-Entropy! I also have a baby girl named Ellie at home who needs to be fed. You can't fire a senior employee over such a trivial matter. I'm going to talk to Mr. Walter about this!"

Upon hearing Xia Yuan's words, Bronya once again revealed a (?? ?) expression.

But after a moment, he calmly explained to Xia Yuan:

"You stupid subordinate, Anti-Entropy merged with Destiny a long time ago, so there is no Anti-Entropy anymore."

"I don't care, I was born a person who defies entropy, and I will die a ghost who defies entropy. Entropy will forever be in my heart!"

Xia Yuan got up from the chair and rubbed against the smooth office floor. He hugged Bronya's leg tightly and closed his eyes. He would never let go as long as Bronya tried to drive him away from the Adversity Quotient!

Bronya sighed as she looked at her silly subordinate who was clinging to her leg and wouldn't let go.

Such childish behavior, resembling a tantrum, made Bronya nostalgic for her past.

Rosalia and Lilia.

As for their level of mischief....

If they were half as obedient as my subordinates, I wouldn't have to worry so much.

"Subordinate, Mr. Walter recently went on vacation and has left [ET Studio]. Currently, with Mr. Walter absent, I have full authority over all company decisions. So, Xia Yuan, I should be considered your top-level superior, okay?"

Bronya deliberately drew out her voice, as if she was intentionally teasing Xia Yuan.

Upon hearing Bronya's words, Xia Yuan remained silent, only tightening his arms around himself.

"And your subordinates, when did I ever say I was going to fire you? I just want to select the best game producer besides myself from within the company. There's a generous bonus and a mystery grand prize to be won!"

"Duck didn't drive itself away. Best Game Producer? And there's a generous prize to be won?!"