Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　"Hmm? This seems interesting..."

　As she spoke softly, the Snow Woman simply beckoned with her hand, and icy, frosty sands, carrying the report, danced towards her...

　The captain tried to grab it, but his hand froze instantly.

　The Snow Woman, curious, flipped through the manuscript of the "Reverse King Project - Fake Illusion Project"...

　Cong Yu also joined in.

　Wow, it even comes with a picture, a mind map.

　There are also many icons and data.

　Looks very professional.

　"..." Cong Yu nodded, confirming that this captain was a talented person. He looked at the signature on the cover: "Purge Team - Hasegawa Yui, who is that?"

　Captain: "Ah, I'm not familiar with this..."

　Masterpiece: "It's the name of the Captain-Commander."

　"..." Damn it, can you not be so honest?!

　Under the captain's uneasy gaze, Cong Yu finally couldn't help but laugh: "Isn't this your design?"

　Looking at the reluctantly nodding captain, Yuki-onna looked around and said, "You're not going to tell us... this plan is fake, and it's just a way to scam the mayor and cabinet out of funds, are you?"

　The Snow Woman knows the truth, but she might say it deliberately, perhaps just out of some kind of wicked pleasure in scaring people.

　It's fair to say that everyone criticizes Cong Yu's quirky sense of humor. But everyone is also gradually learning a little bit about it.

　Captain: "..."

　"Oh my, it really is."

　The captain, unsure of what expression to wear, said, "It really is, you believe me."

　I cried, I really wanted to cry.

　"..." Hearing this, "Masterpiece" couldn't help but turn his head away, Cong Yu also found it difficult to keep his composure, and the Captain-Commander pondered for a moment.

　No, back then, when we had a small meeting with the team, "Masterpiece" was also there, so he must have known that the "Reverse King Project" was a money-making scheme.

　"Wait, you should know about the masterpiece, right..."

　The captain hesitated slightly before looking at the smiling Yuki-onna, and suddenly understood...

　Was he joking with me?!

　The captain, who was having her first face-to-face conversation with the "King," suddenly discovered that... the Monster King was more human than she had imagined.

　Meanwhile, the members of the Purifier team who were watching from the sidelines were stunned.

　"Is the 'Reverse King' Project just a scam to make money?"

　"Aieee! Why?"

　"How could this be?"

　"Commander-in-Chief! Commander-in-Chief, you actually..."

　To the other magical girls, researchers, and ordinary members around him, the Captain-Commander nodded without changing his expression: "Part of the money I earn comes from your year-end bonuses... Those who criticize me, you'd better voluntarily give up your bonuses!"

　"..."

　"..." Suddenly, everyone fell silent.

　After a while, a researcher spoke up on the spot, strongly supporting her: "Good for you, Captain! You should really scam funding!"

　Upon hearing this, others echoed his sentiments.

　"That's right--"

　"That's it."

　"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

　"He should have lied about it a long time ago."

　"..." These guys change their tune so quickly.

　Cong Yu sighed, and then she and Yuki walked through the crowd surrounded by the Purifiers, preparing to go find Takemikazuchi.

　Let's see how well Takemikazuchi is doing.

　Then, at that moment, a man whose style seemed completely out of place among the members of the Purifier squad walked over.

　He frowned as he looked at the somewhat damaged wall, his voice clearly tinged with displeasure: "What's wrong? I was looking forward to the Captain's 'explanation'..."

　He emphasized the word "explanation" and immediately noticed Cong Yu and Yuki-onna, his eyes lighting up: "Oh! And who is this?"

　"..." Who else could you be but bro? And how come you don't even recognize a snow woman?

　Thinking this, Cong Yu looked at the undisguised desire in the man's eyes and wondered if he was the "pedophile" that the masterpiece had mentioned. But she and Yuki-onna shouldn't be considered pedophiles, right?

　"you are?"

　Cong Yu asked this question to the man who clearly didn't understand the situation... and the man was immediately startled.

　"Male...male?"

　He seemed a little surprised at first, then looked at the Snow Woman: "Haha, but... this one is quite pretty too."

　"..." Holy crap! Was I your target from the start?!

　Under the watchful eyes of Cong Yu and Yuki-onna, the man confidently introduced himself: "You may not have heard of me, but I am the Minister of Defense of Japan... This time, for the sake of humanity and Japan..."

　In the future, I'll come to inspect your team, cough cough—"

　"..." Cong Yu understood and nodded slightly, easily grasping the implication in the other person's words.

　"Haha, I've never heard of it, but we're not members of the Purifiers team either..."

　Cong Yu chuckled softly.

　The man who identified himself as the "Minister of Defense" also laughed.

　Cong Yu: "Hahaha..."

　Defense Minister: "Haha..."

　The two were laughing, then Cong Yu's expression suddenly froze, and she quickly and lightly reached out to slap...

　"boom!!!"

　The man's abdomen was blasted apart by Cong Yu's palm strike... Flesh, bone fragments, and internal organs were scattered like a thin, mushy porridge, creating a spray-like mess on the nearby wall.

　The man, who wasn't a magical girl, widened his eyes instantly, opened his mouth and said something, then collapsed into a pool of blood.

　"Bang!!!"

　Then Cong Yu stomped on his head and crushed it.

　……

　Members of the Purifiers team: trembling with fear.

　Captain: Ha! We're going to heaven.

　Chapter 498 They're all dumbfounded

　"This doctor is no good... His crew, and that guy who looks like a rat, are no good either."

　As Miss "Masterpiece" said this, the doctor, whom she described as "not a good person," immediately showed a face full of anger.

　What is this?

　You brought just a few random people and came to criticize me?!

　Still sitting on a snake, thinking he's summoned the King of Fengdu?!

　Cong Yu was sitting on a snake that was less than two meters long and not very big, unlike the usual snakes on the Jormungandr train.

　Yuki-onna sat behind Murasame, receiving a shoulder and back massage from the Captain-Commander, while asking [Masterpiece], who was sitting in the front, "What do you think?"

　In response, the extremely honest "masterpiece" simply stated his opinion: "Dr. Hashizume is definitely going to be sentenced to death. If his subordinates surrender, they should be spared... According to the law, they should just go to prison."

　What a reasonable and common-sense magical girl!

　"Not bad, you actually know about the law."

　Cong Yu spoke with great approval, while "Masterpiece" honestly replied, "It was all taught by the Chief Captain; she studied law."

　In response, the chief commander, who had been fawning over him, immediately bowed and scraped: "Hi... I am a master's student in the Department of Political Science and Law at National Central University, with double degrees in political science and law and business."

　"!!!" You magical girl are quite unique... Your level of education probably surpasses 99.9% of magical girls in the world.

　At this moment, Dr. Claw, who had been left out in the cold... Dr. Terror Claw, immediately got angry: "Are you kidding me, you bastards?!"

　However, even he had already sensed that things were not going well and had begun to shrink back... hiding behind the magical girl under his command.

　But almost in the next instant...

　As he retreated, he immediately crashed into a sharp ice spike that was already hovering in mid-air... and his chest was instantly pierced.

　Moreover, he pierced himself...

　It's confirmed, it's Zisha (purple clay).

　The extreme cold and extreme sharpness froze all muscle activity, and the nerves were instantly paralyzed...

　It's like a hot knife through butter.

　Before Dr. Horror Claw even felt the pain, his heart had already been pierced...

　While wondering why something was sticking out of her chest, she gradually lost consciousness.

　This is the Snow Woman's very strange method of killing.

　A silent and unnoticed homicide (suicide).

　Cong Yu's assessment of this was... a bit too gentle.

　So, Cong Yu immediately summoned a miniature Jormungandr train, which directly blew the guy's genitals apart.

　"Caw... I'm hungry—"

　Dr. Terrorclaw, having reopened his eyes, let out his final scream before his head lolled to the side... and he was utterly dead.

　"Why are they even whipping a corpse?"

　As Yuki asked this, Congyu thought for a moment and replied, "Actually, he should have died a long time ago, but it's reasonable for us to bury him in the ground today... It's also reasonable for the funeral to be a bit complicated."

　"..." Yuki-onna pondered for a moment. She loved haiku and poetry and found the sentence quite charming: "Strange way of saying it... but very interesting."

　The two chatted casually, while the snake beneath them, which served as their means of transportation, simply bypassed the corpses and the researchers who had all surrendered.

　They continued their journey to other areas.

　When he meets people on the road, "Masterpiece" will give his opinion on "whether or not to kill" based on the most basic universal principles.

　Cong Yu was very reassured about her in this regard.

　Because she is really honest.

　"Um... this is the captain of the second team. She likes to accidentally hurt innocent people. I personally hate her. We have a grudge against her."

　"Masterpiece," she said, pointing to a magical girl with unusual highlights in her hair, "but actually, she never really killed anyone..."

　Before the mastermind could even finish speaking honestly, the snow woman casually summoned ice prisms from the ground, piercing the opponent right through.

　This is a highly efficient attack method.

　Almost simultaneously, the same attack pierced the opponent's heart and...

　The brain... lift it up and pierce it into the ceiling.

　Crimson blood dripped slowly down the ice pick, occasionally radiating the iridescent light symbolized by "Magic Returns to the World".

　"what……"

　"Masterpiece" let out an "Ah" sound, looking at its dead enemy: "It's alright, he's already dead."

　Despite her voice, Cong Yu and Xue Nu continued forward, completely unconcerned.

　The captain has figured it out now...

　The two Monster Kings are good people, but not entirely good... Although they are in the mood to kill bad people, they are too lazy to distinguish who is good and who is bad.