Living with a magical girl, but a weirdo cadre

　"..." For some reason, the Snow Woman seemed to see large beads of sweat starting to drip down the silent communicator... Of course, it was just her imagination.

　Thinking of this, the Snow Woman, unusually interested, spoke up along with Cong Yu: "I am the Snow Woman, the ruler of Hokuto, and I need to know the specifics of the 'Illusory Image'... This is not a request, but a declaration."

　Under the joint declaration of the two kings, the person on the other end of the communicator... or rather, the person on the other end of the communicator, immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

　Oh no, if we say now, "Oh, the Reverse King Project is just a scam to get funding, we never intended to rebel against you—", will it still be too late?

　No, most normal people probably wouldn't believe that...

　send!

　Chapter 496 A Rare Man with Lewd Desires

　Why would someone like money?

　Before discussing this issue, it may be necessary to first define the concepts of "general equivalent" and "circulating currency".

　However, the so-called "equivalent" often includes not only money, but also things necessary for human survival, social development, and social relations.

　For example, "reputation" or similar hard currency is necessary in certain industries, but we are only discussing money here.

　The leader of the Purifiers squad is very fond of money.

　Nothing else, money is really useful.

　Whether it's the normal operation or expansion of the Purifiers squad, everything requires money...

　Moreover, the team leader's ancestors for three generations were farmers, and they were so afraid of being poor that they would only feel at ease if they had at least several hundred thousand in their accounts.

　Even so, she didn't dare spend a single penny...

　This refers to not spending the money on himself.

　Because the captain loves money, he loves making money, saving money, stealing money, robbing money, and cheating money, but... he just doesn't like spending money.

　To some extent, her feigned "bloodless and tearless" image was partly real.

　Because, like most of the magical girls in the Purifier squad, she doesn't have any hobbies of her own... normal hobbies.

　If we're talking about making money, then it's about making money.

　Make money, not shabby.

　……

　"Commander-in-Chief, the Vice Minister of Defense has arrived."

　The Captain-Commander nodded in response to the magical girl's words: "He's here? Good... Please take him to the council chamber. I'll be there soon."

　The Vice Minister of Defense is here to oversee the plan...

　That's a bit complicated and convoluted to put it this way, so to put it simply and easily—it's just someone coming to look at a PPT.

　If you manage to fool them, then you've essentially made direct contact with the cabinet and can act without having to heed the mayor's every word.

　With this in mind, the chief captain took the documents and walked into the meeting room.

　The Vice Minister of Defense is a man in his fifties, but he looks older than his actual age.

　Although he was dressed in a respectable manner, he inexplicably gave off a somewhat sleazy feeling.

　I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

　"Good morning, Captain Hase."

　The Vice Minister of Defense stood up with a smile, sizing up the Captain-Commander dressed in an office lady uniform... She had accurately noticed this.

　What? The Vice Minister of Defense is a pervert?

　This seems like good news. Maybe if we invite him to hang out at the store in Central City, we can get it done... This expense will be paid by the Purifiers team!

　Thinking this, the captain connected the computer to the screen and respectfully gestured to the other party: "Please sit down, Minister Meichuan."

　Very wisely, she chose to omit the word "vice" from the other party's title of vice minister, which was as usual and perfectly reasonable. Then, she cleared her throat and began her presentation on the PowerPoint slides... This was the content she had been rehearsing since yesterday.

　Don't underestimate the power of scamming funding!

　There's a very sophisticated art to defrauding funding!

　As for the PowerPoint presentation mentioned by the captain, while it can't be said to be completely consistent with reality, it is still...

　Fabricating stories, making things up, exaggerating, talking nonsense... In fact, even we ourselves don't know if it can be achieved.

　In other words, it's just empty promises.

　However, the captain was confident that his ability to make empty promises was so effective that others generally wouldn't notice anything wrong with it...

　Unfortunately, it seems her methods didn't work.

　Because the vice minister in front of her had been staring at her lecherously, his gaze sweeping from her chest to her black-stockinged thighs.

　Captain: "..."

　To be honest, even though magic is more important in "magical girl" stories, and she's old in age, she's still quite annoyed as a young girl in terms of her physical body... This guy is just as bad as the new doctor, and even more unscrupulous.

　It's only a matter of time! Once I've made a fortune, I'll kick all of you disgusting people and your cronies out the door.

　With this in mind, the captain endured the agonizing gaze and finished presenting the entire content of the PPT before letting out a long sigh of relief.

　"Phew... Lord Meichuan, how are you feeling? This is a project that can change Japan and make humanity great again!"

　The vice minister said nothing to the captain's words, but continued to smile and said, "Not bad... very good."

　As he spoke, he stared intently at the captain's body, and it was unclear what he meant by "not bad."

　.

　Damn it, doesn't this guy care about neon lights at all? (sound)

　While cursing inwardly, the captain's expression remained unchanged as he gestured towards the door: "Then, shall we go and see the [Most Perfect Experiment Subject - Rebellious King Individual - Super Celestial Rank - Kenbu 76]?"

　In response to the captain's words, the vice minister coughed lightly and looked around the room... There didn't seem to be any cameras here.

　"No rush. I understand what you mean, but the cabinet's funds are not very abundant, so I think we need to see... your sincerity."

　The vice minister said this, gesturing to the captain.

　"..." It seems the cabinet is completely rotten.

　Based on this assessment, the captain was considering how to refuse without affecting future cooperation with the cabinet.

　Just then, accompanied by the sound of rapidly approaching footsteps, the door to the conference room was pounded on forcefully by the person outside.

　It sounds like they're in a hurry.

　"Knock knock knock! Captain-Commander, are you there?! Captain-Commander, ahhhhh!! Knock knock knock!!!"

　The vice minister immediately showed his displeasure.

　The captain breathed a sigh of relief and nodded to the vice minister: "Please wait a moment, I will give you an answer soon."

　In response, the captain turned to leave, running his hand across his neck, then across his chest, and then across his stockings, giving a suggestive gesture.

　This immediately calmed the vice minister down.

　"what's up?"

　As the captain asked this question, he looked at the members whose faces were extremely anxious and pondered how to get rid of the vice minister without leaving a trace.

　The Purifiers are a very unusual agency-like team, strangely lacking experience in dealing with weirdos.

　The jobs are mostly murder and bodyguard work...

　They are professionals when it comes to assassination.

　As for the Captain-Commander, who was still lost in thought, one of the magical girls couldn't hold back and her face was filled with panic: "It's the King!"

　King? What king?

　"The King of Monsters! The King of Monsters is at our door! The one who claims to be the King of Fuuto and the King of Hokuto... wants to come in at our door!"

　"Commander-in-Chief! What do we do?!"

　"What should we do? Our plan to overthrow the king..."

　"..." Hahaha, the King of Fengdu and the King of Beidu are challenging each other at the gate, you two are quite the jokers...

　The captain instinctively felt that one of his clever subordinates must have sent them to get him out of trouble, so he smiled and prepared to ask some questions...

　"boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

　A tremendous roar echoed throughout the Purifier squad's base, the sound reverberating continuously from the passage leading to the surface.

　Then, amidst the panicked flight of countless magical girls...

　The giant snake charged all the way to the center of the open space and stopped.

　Of course, that's not the key point...

　The key point is the two people who jumped off the snake.

　This posture, along with the surrounding heavy, almost dripping ink-like, and frozen magical "Gedu," undoubtedly proves it.

　These two are the real deal...

　The King of Eccentrics.

　"..."

　"Sorry, we've broken in...after all, I don't think you wanted to open the door."

　"Good day, everyone. I am Yuki-onna."

　"..."

　"..." Thank goodness that old vice minister didn't get the upper hand...

　The captain thought to himself, lamenting the end of his life... and felt like reciting a haiku.

　The time of passing away! Today!

　Chapter 497 Where Did This Clown Come From?

　As someone who "might be an enemy," holding the "Reverse King Project" information, he confronts two Monster Kings.

　This is a very novel experience.

　It could even be said that this is unprecedented and will never be repeated.

　Unfortunately, for the captain and everyone present, it would be better to avoid this kind of experience...

　If God gave her another chance, she would have spent all her money starting yesterday... Now that she's about to die, but she hasn't spent any of her money, it's really too painful.

　I cried, I really wanted to cry.

　The captain, on the verge of tears, maintained a calm expression... let's just keep this posture for now.

　Just like someone who encounters a bear in the wild, they must bare their teeth and claws to show off their power...

　It won't help you survive, but it can help you die with some dignity.

　With this attitude, the captain also noticed the masterpiece right next to the two... No wonder the mission failed and they went missing.

　It turns out they were caught by the King.

　"So, you leaked everything about the 'Rebel King Project,' and even anything else?"

　When the Captain-Commander's question was not a "question," "Masterpiece" nodded: "Yes, Captain-Commander... You know, I've always been honest."

　Indeed, the personality of the team's "masterpiece" is well known.

　Honest...very honest.

　She's the kind of person who'll answer any question... so she's usually only assigned simple, straightforward tasks, not secret missions.

　If I had known this day would come, I would have given "Masterpiece" the privilege of not attending meetings.

　...However, this honest kid will probably still come to listen in.

　"Ugh……"

　With a sigh, the captain looked at Cong Yu and Yuki Onna. The one who was known as "bloodless and tearless" suddenly felt her legs trembling.

　"I am innocent... The Reverse King Project has absolutely nothing to do with us; it was all the cabinet and the mayor's idea."

　As he said this, the captain hid the paper document with his signature, "Project Reverse King," behind his back.

　Then, the Captain-Commander secretly channeled his magic to destroy the document and cover it up, but... the fluctuations in his magic couldn't be hidden from Murasame and Yuki-onna.