Uneasy daily life

What a disgusting smell! It was so horrifying that it would make you vomit your breakfast!

"Yue—!!"

Kitahara Iori covered her mouth and turned to the other side.

【Virgin's Okonomiyaki! Pure and flawless cherry blossoms! Newcomer debuts! 】

A chubby man holding a spatula sat behind a stall with several finished okonomiyaki in front of him, and above him was a sign that exuded an aura of warding off evil and preventing pregnancy.

Naturally, not only were there no customers, but the okonomiyaki also became quite eye-catching!

"?!"

Kitahara Iori's eyes widened.

"Do you understand?" Kohei Imamura sighed. "If someone has to queue up here, the person on the right can see that guy's girlfriend job posting on their right, which will make them feel nauseous on the spot. The person on the left can see the virgin okonomiyaki on their left, which will immediately make them cross the okonomiyaki off their list of food. It's a terrible and vicious scheme that solves our customers' problems at the root."

"Tsk, I didn't expect to run into two such disgusting guys... Hmm?" Kitahara Iori suddenly felt something was wrong. "Why did you say this was a vicious scheme? Could it be that someone is trying to frame us?!"

Kohei Imamura was sweating silently on the back of his head, and subconsciously whistled as he looked across at the other side.

Kitahara Iori looked over and was taken aback—Huh? What's going on? What does this have to do with the white figure?

Before he could even figure things out, a slender, curly-haired senior from the club approached him, looking at him with great interest: "Oh! Is that the type of guy Iori likes? I've heard Nanaka mention him! I think his name is Shirokage?"

puff--!

"Azusa-senpai, that...that was all a misunderstanding..." Kitahara Iori nearly vomited blood. How did things turn out like this? It was either a drunkard half-naked or rumors of homosexuality! Shouldn't my dream university life be spent with girls? Like Shirokage!

"Oh dear, it looks like someone went to chat her up!"

Hamaoka Azusa raised an eyebrow, revealing an expression of watching the spectacle, while Imamura Kohei and Kitahara Iori quickly looked over.

Chisa Kotegawa silently stood behind, holding a shovel: "..."

Shouldn't we be worried about revenue now?

strike up a conversation!

A behavior of starting a conversation with a stranger in order to strike up a conversation, or making conversation when there is nothing to say.

"Hey beautiful! Want to hang out after we pack up? Our tennis club's booth over there is over there."

Two senior members of the tennis club lined up and approached, but instead of ordering food, they greeted Toyohama and Hana, who were acting as waiters.

"Not interested." Feng Bin and Hua rolled their eyes. "Hurry up and order what you want to eat, there are still people in line behind us!"

"Oh dear, don't be so heartless..."

Click, click, click!

The sound of camera shutters drew their attention. Bai Ying put down her phone and said indignantly, "So, you two senior members of the tennis club like to flirt with other people's girlfriends? I've heard that relationships between college students are chaotic, but I never thought I'd actually witness it—disgusting! I'm going to post you on the forum right now so everyone knows about the tennis club's despicable habit of liking other people's girlfriends!"

He likes someone else's girlfriend? Is he crazy?!

The attention of onlookers immediately turned to this.

"Hey! We were just chatting, don't take it so seriously!" Kudo, the tennis club president, coughed. "We're just ordinary customers—here, two bowls of cold noodles, please..."

President Kudo turned his gaze and saw Yukino Yukinoshita handing two paper bowls to the white figure.

"Hey beautiful, how about we... later?"

Yukino Yukinoshita frowned slightly, her gaze piercing him indifferently: "What makes you so confident? Is it because I didn't choose to call the police?"

President Kudo's lips twitched slightly: "Sigh, I was just asking..."

"Not interested in……"

"When will you have..."

"It looks like you're asking for opinions, but in reality you're not giving up until you get what you want—it's just like a child throwing a tantrum." Yukino Yukinoshita stated coldly and bluntly, "Of course, you're not a child anymore, and you've gained some of the hypocrisy of age, learning to disguise demands and orders as requests, but that still doesn't change the fact that you're forcing people to do things against their will."

"that is!"

A white figure flashed to the side, coldly snorting with righteous indignation: "This scumbag customer with a messy love life, please don't seduce other people's girlfriends, otherwise it will damage the reputation of the tennis club—wait a minute! Is your tennis club really that messy?!"

"?" President Kudo asked, puzzled. "Wait! Whose girlfriend is she?"

The white figure raised her head and puffed out her chest: "Me!"

President Kudo looked around and noticed that the girl who had just been sarcastic towards him had no reaction, nor had Toyohama Kazuka, who was entertaining guests, reacted much.

Based on his extensive experience with messy romantic relationships, President Kudo immediately judged that the two of them didn't care at all, and even felt that what the other party said made no problem...

You guys are the ones with messy relationships, aren't you?!

With some doubt and confusion, the tennis club's two chat buddies slurped up their cold noodles and left.

After a while, Angelina, Yukinoshita, and Mai Sakurajima returned.

"You jerk, you jerk, someone wants to fight you one-on-one!"

"Keep going! I'm here to support you!"

"Hey hater, someone's looking for you."

The white-clad figure stared at the two flirting partners whose eyes were twitching.

"As expected, the tennis club has a penchant for stealing other people's girlfriends. It's practically a classic trope from adult games. Students with girlfriends should be extra careful..."

"Do you have the right to talk about us, you bastard with such a messy love life?!"

It's so lively across the street.

Yes.

So, what do you think is the relationship between the minister and those girls...?

What do you think? Nojima.

It's unlikely she's juggling five relationships at the same time, hahaha. She's probably just using the minister as a shield to avoid being flirted with.

Whether it's true or not is irrelevant, but we're playing the clown here while the minister is flirting with beautiful women over there. Is that appropriate?

Huh? The clown? Isn't it you, Yamamoto, who's playing the clown?

?

Nojima Gen and Yamamoto Shinichiro exchanged glances and quickly reached a consensus.

Anyway, women!

We absolutely have to get a woman from the minister! Otherwise, he'll rebel!

Chapter Four is a rebellion!

"Oh dear, business isn't very good?"

"Seniors, with strong enemies ahead and interference from both sides, it is really difficult to snatch business from them."

"Indeed, compared to the monotonous okonomiyaki, the dishes across the street are much more abundant and taste much better—this crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, spicy and savory potato is perfect for pairing with drinks, isn't it, Tokita?"

"Yeah, gurgling..."

"?"

Kitahara Iori was taken aback, looking at the snacks and food in the hands of her two seniors, as well as the bottles of liquor they could easily pull out: "Seniors! You guys went and aided the enemy?!"

"Hmm, how can you call this aiding the enemy?" Shinji Tokita chewed on a grilled sausage. "They've really put in the effort."

"Tsk! Damn it, this means our plan to raise club funds by setting up a stall is ruined!" Kitahara Iori clicked her tongue.

Kotobuki Ryujiro laughed and said, "It's alright. As long as you perform well and win the men's and women's beauty pageants, the prize money will be enough."

"That's right! Chisa will definitely win the championship easily!"

Nanaka Kotegawa suddenly appeared out of nowhere, excitedly holding a dress: "As long as I wear the winning outfit that my sister prepared!"

Kotegawa Chisa, who didn't particularly like wearing skirts, darkened her face and glanced at Kitahara Iori with a brooding look.

Oh no! Kitahara Iori felt a chill run down her spine. Chisa had only reluctantly agreed to participate in the beauty pageant, and even if she did agree, she would drag me and Imamura into it. Now, in order to win the championship, she was required to perform well... I was afraid that my life would be taken first!

We must find a way to convince Chisa—without a doubt, the simplest way is to start with diving, after all, Chisa is a super diving fanatic!

"Chisa!"

Kitahara Iori immediately began to struggle, revealing a bright, reassuring smile, and giving a confident thumbs-up: "You don't want to be unable to go diving because the club doesn't have enough funds, do you?"

Chisa Kotegawa: "Die."

“Ah, meeruo——!”

Wow! Is there infighting on the other side?

Bai Ying watched the spectacle from afar, observing Kotegawa Chisa attempting to pin Kitahara Iori down on a hot plate to make okonomiyaki. She casually took a snack and began seasoning it: "Brave one, are you really not planning to participate in a male beauty pageant?"

"Bai Jun..."

Yukino Yukinoshita narrowed her eyes, glancing at her boyfriend with a lingering look. As she continued handing him something, she suddenly leaned close to Shiro's ear and whispered, almost imperceptibly, "Are you very short?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the girl immediately turned and left. Her expression remained indifferent, though she herself felt a little hot.

"?!" the white-clad figure exclaimed, "You're spouting nonsense!"

"Really?" Yukino Yukinoshita said calmly, "Why is Toyohama suitable for a male beauty pageant, and why is Haku suitable for a female beauty pageant? Isn't that just normal logical reasoning?"

Bai Ying placed the seasoned snacks into a paper bowl and declared confidently, "I was talking about temperament, aura, and personality! I didn't say you two were equal!"

"Stop it."

Yukino Yukinoshita snorted softly. If it wasn't a bit teasing, why would she have encouraged her and Toyohama to participate in some kind of male beauty pageant? She clearly had ulterior motives, seemingly not mentioning it but actually emphasizing it! However, this countermeasure was indeed effective. You tease me openly and secretly, I'll just directly point out your shortcomings.

"Please excuse our rudeness, this is just our flirtatious little theater service."

Yukinoshita Haruno packed up the snacks and handed them to the customer, saying, "Thank you for your patronage."

The customer left with a strange expression, carrying the snack that smelled of grain.

The stall was thriving, with a constant stream of customers. Bai Ying realized that she had underestimated the effect of her beauty, and the ingredients she had prepared were being consumed at a rapid pace.

"That's all for today, that's all! We're closing up shop for the day!"

Bai Ying glanced at the few remaining ingredients and then at the growing queue, and decisively announced that the stall would close for the day, using the remaining ingredients to make lunch.

Several folding tables were pulled together and put side by side, with a few plastic stools arranged in a circle. Snacks such as cold noodles and potatoes were placed on the tables...

"Using this kind of snack as a main meal?"

Yukino Yukinoshita frowned slightly.

"Hmm~ Yukino-chan, who could have lived to be a hundred, will only live to be ninety-nine because of these things. That bastard is truly wicked!"

Yukino Yukinoshita would never miss an opportunity to tease her younger sister.

The white figure shrugged, reached for a toothpick, picked up a piece of potato, and handed it directly to Yukino Yukinoshita: "Here, hero, would you like to shorten your lifespan a bit?"

Ugh.

Yukino Yukinoshita opened her mouth and took a bite, silently chewing and swallowing without making a sound.

"Black Fan, if Kazuha is going to participate in a beauty pageant, have you finished your preparations?" Mai Sakurajima asked with a hint of curiosity. "How are you planning to go on stage? Black Fan, you didn't prepare some kind of Ultraman suit, did you?"

Feng Bin and Hua shook their heads and said, "No, it's just ordinary men's and women's clothing."

"Acting skills don't have to be limited by props; plot design is the most crucial factor..."

The white figure chuckled mysteriously twice.

“Plot design?” Mai Sakurajima pondered. “Speaking of which, that beauty pageant was really arbitrary, it was practically like the rules were set up by the haters.”

“Yeah, yeah, I thought Bai Ying had infiltrated the student council.” Angelina slurped up her cold noodles and complained, “The student council that organizes events and Bai Ying are birds of a feather. Rules don’t matter at all. As long as there’s work, they’ll pass. The men’s and women’s beauty pageants are less about beauty and more about having fun… well, at least the men’s beauty pageant is more like having fun.”

Yukino swallowed the potato and bluntly remarked, "Birds of a feather flock together."

“This is clearly a case of great minds thinking alike – the women’s beauty pageant is first this afternoon, I’ll go first and win the championship, and the men’s beauty pageant is in the evening, stick figure can go straight for it, and we can both give our acceptance speeches at the awards ceremony tomorrow at noon.”

Bai Ying suddenly slapped her thigh as she spoke: "That's right! The costumes for the performance are still in the activity room. I'll go get them right now!"

After quickly finishing lunch, the white figure ran away as fast as lightning.

Angelina, biting her chopsticks, said, "Hey, Hua, Bai Ying probably secretly prepared some weird clothes for you, right? Pretending to be ordinary men's clothing, but actually using a feint to force you to wear strange clothes on stage to perform..."

Feng Bin and Hua waved their hands: "It's okay, at worst we'll make up for the number of times he owes us a kick."

"What kind of strange pricing system is this?"

"Well, it's like when you push him too far and hang him on a tree, right?" Toyohama Kazuka calculated, "My older sister pinches his cheeks and stomps his feet, Koyukishita blushes and argues back, and Daiyukishita is thick-skinned and ruthless, usually choosing to go along with the crowd..."