Uneasy daily life

That despicable bastard not only stole my girlfriend, but also took away my right to sleep with my sister!

Feng Bin and Hana grumbled unhappily as they finished brushing their teeth and washing their faces, then turned to look at the other bedroom...

Hmm—are my sister and that jerk awake yet? Even on her days off, my sister maintains a similar schedule to mine. If we live together, she'll get up early every day to exercise. After all, whether you're an actress or an idol, maintaining your weight and health is very important.

It looks like there won't be a morning exercise session for the sisters today.

Feng Bin and Hua scratched their heads, hesitated for two seconds, then decisively put aside their hesitation and went straight to open the door.

Everything in the bedroom was normal, in fact, abnormally normal.

Feng Binhehua subconsciously twitched her nose, but did not smell the legendary scent. She looked at the bed and found that the blanket only raised the shape of a person.

Stepping closer, I saw Mai Sakurajima sleeping peacefully, wrapped in a blanket, her cheeks flushed with a faint blush of sleep. As for the white figure that should have been on the bed, it was nowhere to be seen.

Ok……

Feng Bin and Hua squatted by the bed, looking at their older sister's sleeping face with some curiosity. What exactly does that kind of thing feel like?

"Hmm..." Mai Sakurajima slowly opened her hazy eyes, blinked a few times, and saw Toyohama and Hana in high definition.

Her expression stiffened for a moment, and she subconsciously sat up: "Hehua, what's wrong with you... um..."

The blanket slipped down, revealing her skin. She abruptly sat up, pulling at her weary body. Sakurajima Mai's lips twitched slightly, but she quickly pulled the blanket back down, trying to project an air of elder sisterly authority: "You… cough cough…"

Well, in this situation, it's really impossible to show it off.

"It's dawn! I was calling you to get up, but that bastard has disappeared somewhere..." Feng Bin and Hua were also flustered and subconsciously tried to explain.

The younger sister panicked, but the older sister calmed down, regained her usual rhythm of conversation, and asked with narrowed eyes, "Hmm? You came to wake me up?"

Feng Bin and Hua's gaze wandered, and they couldn't help but cough a few times: "I'm just a little curious."

"What are you curious about?" Mai Sakurajima relaxed, teasing with a smile. "Isn't Kazuha usually quite direct? Why are you getting shy now? Why don't you just say what you want to know?"

Uh, my sister told me to just ask directly?

Feng Bin and Hua blinked, then became self-righteous: "Um... wasn't the stuff that bastard came out supposed to smell awful? Why doesn't the room smell?"

"Ahem..." Sakurajima Mai forced a smile, trying hard to maintain her mature demeanor as an older sister. "The hater took me to take a shower together, how could I possibly go to sleep like that..."

“Oh.” Fengbin and Hua thought about it and agreed. After sweating, you need to take a shower, let alone that kind of thing. “Why do you look so tired, sister? Isn’t it said that girls are really good at that kind of thing? A lot of people say that in order to protect the sensitive self-esteem of boys, they have to pretend to be very aroused and make noises or something…”

Sakurajima Mai: "..."

Toyohama Kazuka: "..."

"Well... we need to analyze each situation specifically..." Mai Sakurajima took a breath and said calmly, "First of all, everyone's physical abilities are different. Secondly, the first time, Black Fan and I were about the same, we could both say we were both fully engaged... but in terms of experience, Black Fan was more... uh..."

What am I even talking about?!

How could I have known that the hater would suddenly turn the tables and somehow completely seize the initiative...? Maybe he'd gained experience from dealing with other people? Or maybe it was the surprise attack in front of Kazuka, making me constantly mindful of 'Kazuka being at home,' which distracted me and made me more vulnerable to the hater's bullying... Or perhaps the hater gradually figured out that he was using his ability to read people's minds in this kind of situation; the more I reacted, the clearer he saw it, and the more he would take advantage of those moments...

Sakurajima Mai was starting to lose her composure, but Toyohama Kazuka still asked questions with a curious, innocent gaze that were anything but innocent.

My telling you to ask directly doesn't mean you can ask directly.

Anyway, this day was bound to come sooner or later, so don't blame your older sister...

Sakurajima Mai's thoughts raced, but she managed to suppress the shame of her outburst and said calmly, "Wahana, acting is tiring."

Feng Bin and Hua were bewildered: "Acting?"

“Hmm.” Mai Sakurajima nodded seriously. “Girls do have a natural advantage in these kinds of things and are more adept at them, so they need to cooperate with the boys. For example, when making sounds, they need to match the rhythm of the boy. In order to show that they are responsive and have feelings, they also need to take the initiative to make some movements such as twisting their waist. Sometimes they also need to respond to the boy’s voice to boost his confidence. Because it is a matter for two people, they need to cooperate with each other even more.”

Feng Bin and Hua suddenly realized and remembered—"Hmm, simply put, it's about taking the initiative to call out and move around, making the other person feel a sense of accomplishment and confidence?"

I see. It seems what I learned online was quite accurate.

While the two sisters were both eager to teach and eager to learn, Shirokage had already taken the tram back to Izu.

Great, the necessary personnel recruitment has been completed. Apart from being a bit time-consuming, there were no unexpected issues.

Next, we need to gather the other members and prepare a plan to ignite Izu University!

……

Inside the activity room of the Department of Aid and Service at Izu University.

The lights were dim, the PowerPoint presentation glowed on the curtain, and the righteous gang was plotting a conspiracy.

Minister of Justice asked: "According to reliable intelligence from our agents, the Diving Department will be selling okonomiyaki and sending members to participate in both women's and men's beauty pageants—please speak freely, how should we counter this?"

Deputy Minister of Justice: "What are we selling? Grilled sausages or scallion pancakes? Slurp."

Extra #1: "Beauty pageants..."

Unofficial Number Two: "Um, is the Diving Department our enemy? Why?"

“Because…” Bai Ying thought for a moment and decided to use a reason suitable for a scumbag, “One of the four girls in Mechanical Dynamics, Chisa Kotegawa, is in the Diving Club.”

"so what?"

"Kitahara Iori is also in the diving club, and it seems that he has a complicated relationship with Kotegawa Chisa. Kotegawa Chisa will participate in the women's beauty pageant, and Kitahara Iori will participate in the men's beauty pageant. If they both win the championship, it would be a wonderful story."

Kitahara Iori, a famous figure at Izu University, is a hero who was half-naked in front of the auditorium on the first day of school and half-naked in the classroom on the second day.

"I get it! It's the peacock tactic!" Nojima pushed up his glasses. "The male peacocks will spread their tail feathers and compete to see who is more beautiful. Only the most beautiful male peacock can win the heart of the female peacock—in other words, the captain wants me to snipe Kitahara, right? With my unparalleled beauty, I will defeat Kitahara and let Kotegawa see his ugly true colors!"

"Yes, you're going to participate in a women's beauty pageant."

"Leave it to me—huh?"

Chapter Three: The Consensus of Scum

On the day of the Izu Spring Festival, Izu University opens its gates to welcome visitors from all directions, which is similar to the school festival held in high school, but the university students are obviously more active.

No, no, no, to be honest, all-boys schools are quite lively, but look at all the girls you see everywhere. Isn't this better than the pathetic school festivals of high school?

Even before the spring festival begins, students are already busy preparing for various events. Some plan to sell snacks and treats, some sell handicrafts, some prepare to hold classic activities and games, and some are even recruiting girlfriends... Well, let's ignore the strange stuff.

Many students chose to sell food as part of the spring festival activities. My diving club offered okonomiyaki, while across the street, Baiying and Angelina seemed to be busy at a general food stall...

"what about the taste?"

"The starch sausage skin is grilled until crispy and fragrant, and the chili powder seasoning on the surface is fully absorbed. The diagonal cuts on the sausage make it easy to eat and chew. You can bite through it in one bite, and the originally strong-flavored skin instantly mixes with the soft and hot sausage meat. Your teeth are constantly chewing it..."

"Every sausage will become a crease on your stomach."

"Oh—I'll have another one, muah muah."

"Too long to read, what makes you so lazy and disrespectful to your body fat?"

"Hmph! So what if I'm fat? I'm just going to be weighing you down anyway!"

The boy was preparing the food and seasonings while the girl was secretly eating and complaining, and the two of them were bickering together...

That's great, you son of a bitch!

Kitahara Iori kneaded the innocent dough vigorously, unable to suppress the murderous intent that welled up within him. To prevent any criminal activity, he turned his attention elsewhere and suddenly noticed that the stall next door also had the name "Osaka-style okonomiyaki" written on it. A fat man was sitting in the stall, and noticing his gaze, he gave him a wicked, virginal smile.

"?"

Kitahara Iori felt that something was not quite right.

Heh heh heh! This mere half-naked pervert dares to get so close to my class's most beautiful girl? Unbelievable! ×2!

The two unofficial employees of the Aid and Service Department simultaneously let out a cold laugh.

"Hey! You rascal, you're doing pretty well, huh!"

"Bai Jun, can this kind of strongly flavored seasoning really sell?"

"Smells good, it smells nice—Angelina, give me one."

"Good morning, hater."

I don't know if we bumped into each other on the way or exchanged information in a small group, but the four of us came together.

"Four female college students walked towards us. Some were elegant and refined, some were lively and beautiful, some were graceful and dignified, and some swayed in the wind. They were like spring flowers and autumn chrysanthemums, summer flowers and winter snow, each with their own seasonal beauty, attracting many admiring glances. Naturally, Bai Ying, surrounded by a hundred flowers, was also the target of a lot of envious gazes. As the saying goes, beauty is a curse, which is really unbearable..."

As Bai Ying fried potatoes, he made a sighing face and muttered to himself.

Yukino Yukinoshita glanced at him indifferently: "Shiraki-kun anticipated this kind of thing and still invited us. He must have been mentally prepared, right?"

"Huh? Is that so?" Feng Bin and Hua held the grilled sausage and looked around honestly. "There aren't many people watching us at all. We're either preparing at the stall or wandering around. We're not on stage, so where would we get a lot of attention and an audience?"

Bai Ying whistled: "I'm so handsome, I'm bound to attract attention—just thinking like that makes you feel like there are lots of people watching you, right?"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "..."

Looking around, it seemed to be true; not many people were paying attention to this area. After all, there was an event happening today, and many people were still busy...

"Sigh, even Yukino-chan's cuteness has its limits," Yukinoshita Haruno rubbed her chin. "But according to Haruno's prediction, if there are more people around, Yukino might get hit on..."

Mai Sakurajima smoothed her hair and looked around: "Hmm—if the fans recognize me, I might be in some trouble?"

"I……"

"Don't worry, we don't have that many fans."

"Xinei!"

Dodging a light kick from Fengbin and Hua, Baiying rolled up her sleeves and called out, "If anyone hits you, just say so. Leave the rest to me. Everyone here has a boyfriend, so why are you afraid of being hit on by strangers? Today is a great opportunity for our Aid and Service Department to fire the first shot at Izu University! Come and help!"

Yukino observed the white figure for a moment, unsure what strange plan her boyfriend was up to this time. But since it was some kind of school festival event, they could probably wander around and have some fun together later, right? Back in high school, she and Shiro-kun were basically always involved in organizing events…

Sakurajima Mai changed into the apron and sleeves hanging to the side and looked around at the ingredients and utensils in the stall: "Hmm... are they all simple and easy-to-carry normal foods? I thought the hater would be messing around with some weird stuff."

"Otherwise what? Selling the breath of a beautiful girl? Or selling handshakes of beautiful girls?"

Bai Ying began to assign tasks, calculating to herself: "The stall needs three people, one to attract customers and collect money, and two to prepare and serve food—the brave one can only be busy in the kitchen, the long-winded one and the stick figure one can only attract customers and collect money, and the brave one plus and 9528 can be combined, according to the permutations and combinations..."

"What do you mean I can only solicit customers and collect money? I don't steal food!" Angelina wiped her mouth and said discontentedly, "You said we can do what, so what about you?"

“I’ve prepared everything. The rest is just accompanying you to the Spring Festival.” Bai Ying casually shifted the focus, “You guys discuss who will come with me to the Spring Festival later.”

What do you mean by "let's discuss it"?

Are you trying to shift the blame, fan the flames, and watch the drama unfold?

“We’re guests, aren’t we? You invited us here to play around, not to be the slackers who run the shop for the host.” Yukinoshita blinked.

Feng Bin and Hua nodded repeatedly: "That's right, that's right."

"Hey, hey?" The white figure waved her hands. "Don't you guys want to go on a date with me to the spring festival?"

The group looked at each other with unanimous eyes, completely unaware that they had formed a united front!

You guys secretly created a group chat behind my back again?!

……

"Crispy rice crust with potatoes, cold noodles, grilled sausage, and fried skewers~"

"You're not energetic! Let's start over!"

"Crispy rice crust with potatoes, cold noodles, grilled sausage, and fried skewers!"

"Not energetic enough? Let's try again!"

"Screw you—we have guests, get the food ready!"

Toyohama and Hana bumped the white figure back with their shoulders, then put on a business-like smile and began to greet the customer. The white figure shrugged and took the paper bowl handed to her by Yukino Yukinoshita: "One serving of crispy potato."

The white-clad figure quickly began seasoning: "Do you want it spicy? Do you want Sichuan peppercorns? Do you want cilantro and scallions?"

The other three? They went off to wander around and enjoy the Izu Spring Festival.

With confident Toyohama and Hana leading the way to attract customers, and Shiro and Yukino working together to quickly prepare food, along with a wide variety of snacks available for takeaway and enjoyment on the go, the stall's business suddenly boomed. Whether people were there to admire the handsome men, beautiful women, or simply want a bite, they could all linger around the stall, making the area quite crowded for a while.

Something's wrong! Something's very wrong!

"There are so many people across the street, why do we have so few customers here?" Kitahara Iori frowned.

"Perhaps the contrast is too stark," Kohei Imamura murmured, his eyes fixed on the stall opposite—it's real? A harem of high school girls surrounding him?!

"contrast?"

Kitahara Iori looked around: "We also have Chisa and Azusa-senpai on our side, we're no worse than the other side, right?"

"I meant a comparison of the business environment."

Imamura Kohei motioned to the left and right.

Kitahara Iori peeked out from the stall and saw a small stall on the left. A boy wearing glasses sat behind it, and photos were set up on the stall... There were photos of him making a disgusting peace sign and smiling, photos of him crossing his arms and looking disgustingly confident, and photos of him crossing his legs, bending over, and exposing his face between his legs...

[We are looking for girlfriends, please don’t disturb men! (づ￣3￣)づ╭?7?8～】