Uneasy daily life
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The teacher turned around in a flash.
Bai Ying said leisurely, "If my name is Bai Ying, and I am the top student this year, a celebrity in the entertainment industry, and can bring enough honor to the recommending teacher... would the associate professor be interested?"
"From now on, you are my prized student!"
Admission tickets, all set.
Chapter 142 Where is the High School Girl Harem Club?!
As a prospective professor, it's impossible not to want to be one.
However, as everyone knows, promotion is never easy. It's difficult for a temporary worker to become a permanent employee, let alone to keep climbing the ranks. Sometimes, you lack seniority and experience, so you need to work hard to improve; sometimes, the positions are already filled by superiors, so you have to wait for someone to make room for you; sometimes, you don't have enough merit or ability, so you need to do research and write papers...
However, after all these years, I am still a junior professor!
"I focus on teaching, and I work overtime late into the night to cultivate my students into useful members of society. I have spent countless hours studying academic papers and researching academic achievements in order to better teach my students. Only in this way can I remove the 'professional' part before my title and officially become a professor."
"Now that everything is in place, I believe that as long as I achieve a remarkable accomplishment, my promotion to professor will be a matter of course..."
Snapped!
Associate Professor Ushiromiya stood by the window, snapped his fingers, and turned sharply to point at Bai Ying: "Bai, remember to mention your teacher often in public. From now on, you will always get an A+ in my courses!"
Bai Ying: "Teacher, is it really okay for me not to attend class...?"
"Attend classes? What's the point of you attending classes? The content of those classes is completely useless!" Associate Professor Ushiromiya thought about what he had just searched and smiled. "You just need to focus on becoming a famous person. I have no expectations for your academic achievements, but I have full confidence in your ability to spread rumors!"
Bai Ying thought for a moment and said, "For example, how about we tailor-make a script for the teacher, write a touching story based on the teacher, and help the teacher get promoted?"
"wonderful!"
Associate Professor Ushiromiya imagined the scene and stood by the window, gazing up at the bright future: "I heard you're close to Mai Sakurajima. Remember to bring her along, find some more popular celebrities, invite a famous director, and finally bring the film crew to the school for location shooting..."
Bai Ying said thoughtfully, "Teacher, your reputation among students doesn't seem to be very good. Many people seem to often complain about you on the forum, saying that you're troublesome, have a sharp tongue, and are particularly annoying..."
"Heh." Associate Professor Ushiromiya smiled calmly. "My disciple, those are just slanders. Remember not to do them when you're gathering material."
"Teacher, I understand!" Bai Ying nodded slowly and said in a deep voice, "An excellent teacher will definitely care more about students and naturally have more stories with them. But for ignorant and rebellious students, the more frequently they interact with a teacher, the more they will hate and reject them, even if that teacher just wants to teach them well. However, what students like the most is precisely the bad teacher who doesn't care about them and doesn't care about anything!"
Associate Professor Ushiromiya's eyes lit up, and he sighed with emotion, "That's right, that's exactly what I think. They're just a bunch of stupid potatoes who can't understand the meaning of sunlight to them."
"Then the matter of clubs and club activity rooms will be left to the teachers to handle."
“A piece of cake. My disciple, setting up a club and applying for an empty classroom, I’ll take care of it all.”
The two exchanged a smile, revealing the deep bond between master and disciple.
After watching the white figure leave, Associate Professor Ushiromiya imagined it all – his star student returning to school, his mentor's reputation soaring, his promotion to associate professor, and a bright future!
……
On a spacious plaza on campus, various clubs were busy recruiting members. Confused freshmen who had just entered university were visiting the plaza with great interest, looking for clubs that interested them to join, making the place quite lively.
Having successfully established connections with the associate professor, who also had some connections, Bai Ying quickly completed the procedures for registering the club, applying for a club activity room, and applying to join the club's recruitment activities. Bai Ying successfully broke into the club's recruitment site and was sitting behind a table writing something.
The morning is for new students, and the afternoon is for club presidents who recruit members.
Angelina, who had rushed over, was holding the cat and looked at the white figure with some confusion: "...You set up the club in just one morning and one lunch break?"
"The best way to solve something that seems difficult is to find someone who can solve it easily." Bai Ying sat behind a table, casually pulled out a form and handed it over. "Here, sign your name. From now on, you're a member of the Aid and Service Department."
Angelina rolled her eyes: "Hey! Isn't finding a place to rent the important thing right now? Why are you still running clubs? Didn't you have enough in high school? Aren't you bored?"
"Of course it's not boring! This time I've discovered a lot of formidable opponents!"
Bai Ying was full of fighting spirit: "On the stage, one cannot run away at the last minute! When facing a worthy opponent, one should stand out from the crowd!"
opponent?
Angelina thought for a moment: "You don't mean those drunkards in the diving club, do you? They're even more outrageous than the eldest sister from last year..."
Bai Ying glanced sideways: "Are you sure? She's the kind of person who can be drunk for twenty-four hours a day and sleep through twenty-four dynasties while drunk."
Angelina: "Okay, the superpowered drunkard is still more powerful."
Hmm... When the guys in the diving club drink, it's all about how one person is lively and crazy, but when the eldest sister drinks, she's all drunk and has an air of timeless elegance...
While Angelina was lost in thought, she filled out the club membership form. Bai Ying then tossed her a piece of paper and a key: "Here, this is the address and key to the rental apartment. Take your luggage and the cat there, choose a room, do some cleaning and maintenance, and so on."
"?" Angelina was taken aback. "You've already rented a place?!"
Bai Ying curled her lips: "Not only did she rent a place, but she also told your parents not to worry about where they'll live in college. She even gave your dad a mouth exercise—you really are radiating the innocence of a college freshman. Knowing you're going to school, you just grabbed your luggage and came straight here. You didn't think about anything without your parents reminding you, you have absolutely no plan..."
Angelina hardened her fists, angrily hugged the cat, dragged her luggage, and left to look for a rental apartment.
He grew increasingly angry on the way, and decisively took out his phone to make a call.
"Mom, how could you be in cahoots with Bai Ying too?" Angelina asked resentfully.
"Hmm... I heard you're planning to work as a photographer in the future? Traveling, shooting, and writing articles all at the same time?"
"Gah! He... he even told you this?!"
Angelina felt a wave of shame and gritted her teeth in anger.
Oh my god! That despicable traitor! That paparazzi!
Look at you, even when talking about your future plans in front of your parents, you're so hesitant and uncomfortable. Does that mean I'll have to focus on building a good relationship with my future son-in-law?
"What do you mean 'son-in-law'? We're not in that kind of relationship!"
What? An'an, have you already cheated on me?
"What do you mean by 'cheating'! It's more like Bai Ying cheated on him!"
[So he's a son-in-law now? Anyway, An'an, you need to reflect on your mistake this time, learn and accumulate social experience, know where to go, what to do, and how to do it. You'll have to go through these things sooner or later. Don't become one of those clueless college students who don't know what to do when they go to the hospital.]
Angelina's eyes twitched violently. "Infiltrating! Mom and Dad have been infiltrated by the white shadow!"
Wait! I still have a chance! Because of my mother's care for me…
"Mom! Bai Ying promised to take care of everything, like renting a place, but he's definitely up to no good! He only rented one room, and we'll be living together from now on..."
Don't get pregnant.
"Mother--!!!"
They don't love me anymore, they don't care about me anymore, they don't care about me anymore. Suddenly, I've gone from being the treasure of the family to the weeds outside!
Angelina suddenly realized the bitterness of being a college student.
Great, let's check the hardness of the house walls later. We'll use the White Shadow tool!
……
"Ah sneeze——!"
Bai Ying sneezed, did some quick calculations with her fingers, and then...
It's likely that the length of the text has triggered his rebellious nature and led him to plot something sinister.
No problem, it's just a mere 9527.
Bai Ying looked at the job posting and nodded in satisfaction, then stuck it on the table with the front facing outwards.
[The Aid and Service Department is now recruiting!]
This is a cross-border, cross-university, non-liability organization dedicated to resolving various life challenges and difficulties. We accept any requests that do not violate local laws. If interested, please contact us for consultation. The final interpretation rights belong to this organization.
It's very simple, direct, clear, and ordinary.
Then add the profile pictures of Yukino Yukinoshita, Haruno Yukinoshita, Kazuka Toyohama, Angelina, and Mai Sakurajima.
Unfortunately, the chef and his subordinate are far away in Chiba, so they don't usually have the chance to go shopping together. They don't have any photos on hand, so they can only print out photos from their phones, cut out the faces of the people in the photos, and paste them on. The resolution is quite problematic.
Bai Ying got ready, stretched her arms, and was about to start recruiting new members—
Suddenly, the white figure sensed an exceptionally strong aura approaching from afar, along with a feeling of being locked on!
"Hahahaha! I knew there would be a high school harem club!"
A blond man dressed in anime-style clothing suddenly appeared out of nowhere, as if he had just found a powerful argument after being debated with an opponent until his moral compass was shattered, and he burst out with strong confidence and enthusiasm.
The suspicious blond man propped himself up on the table, staring down at the photo on the notice board, muttering to himself with ecstatic joy, "I knew there would be a high school harem club! What do you mean impossible? What do you mean come to my senses? This is university... I've found it, haven't I?!"
"Oh, it's nice to meet you again, Kohei Imamura."
A voice came from in front of him. Kohei Imamura looked up and met the gaze of the white figure, his boiling emotions managing to calm down a little: "Ah, Mr. Mushin..."
"Just call me Bai Ying." Bai Ying sighed. "I've been hiding my emotions, waiting, longing, and suppressing them all. Finally, I left high school and came to university. After changing environments, I thought I would no longer live that kind of mundane life where I couldn't remember the days. I was about to experience a major turning point, like the beginning of a story, and a dreamlike life, like the unfolding of a light novel or anime, was waiting for me..."
"That's right! Why is this happening?! Why is reality so cruel!"
Kohei Imamura was overcome with emotion and filled with grief and indignation: "He keeps saying such nonsensical things... Luckily, it's not like he's a harem club for high school girls."
It seems that his mental world has been severely impacted by the harsh realities of the world, leaving him somewhat delirious and his rationality in disarray.
"This place... this used to be a high school harem club for beautiful girls."
Bai Ying sighed and gestured to the photo booth pictures on the notice board: "This one is the aloof and arrogant type, this one is the sunny and cunning type, this one is the mature older sister type, this one is the violent and frank type, this one is the ordinary yet extraordinary type..."
"Oh, oh—!" Kohei Imamura perked up. "That's right! That's exactly how the anime unfolds—"
Bai Ying: "But they are my harem of beautiful high school girls, and they have nothing to do with you."
Kohei Imamura swayed slightly, but quickly rallied to escape reality: "It's okay! The male protagonist's high school harem club of beautiful girls is my high school harem club of beautiful girls!"
Bai Ying: "But they are already college students, and reality has an expiration date."
"puff--!"
Kohei Imamura collapsed, then woke up.
A dying, beautiful dream collapses in the face of the harsh reality of waking up.
"But none of that matters!" Bai Ying extended her hand, smiling encouragingly. "Back then, it was by joining the club that I embarked on a wonderful and youthful galgame story, just like in an anime! Sometimes, the new world of dreams isn't far away; you just haven't taken that step! Want to join? A future full of possibilities is in our hands!"
Light, what a dazzling light!
Kohei Imamura slowly rallied, and while his emotional trauma was still healing, Shirokage warmly helped him sign and process a club application before politely seeing him off.
"Oh dear, I'm so sorry..."
Suddenly, someone bumped into him in the crowd, and Kohei Imamura snapped back to reality. "Huh? How did I get here?!"
Oh right, I was looking for those high school harem clubs with beautiful girls who are all about themselves, and then… damn it! This meaningless and cruel reality! Come to think of it, in a moment of mental confusion, I seemed to see a light novel author I'd met before, and…
Teacher Wuxin still likes to joke and tease others. In the cruel real world, there's no such thing as a harem club. He probably just knows some people.
Come to think of it, there's one person among them who looks really familiar, but I can't quite place where I've seen him before...
Kohei Imamura pulled out his phone and subconsciously searched for "White Shadow." From White Shadow's information, he jumped to Mai Sakurajima, with whom he had been involved in numerous scandals, or rather, the speculation about her scandals never stopped—was this also one of the photos from earlier? A real-life celebrity, never heard of her.
However, from Mai Sakurajima's information, Kohei Imamura suddenly saw the name of Go Toyohama and Hana.
That's right! It's that somewhat familiar name!
Upon checking the other person's information, it turned out they were indeed a voice actress who had worked on some mobile games and anime, or rather, a part-time voice actress. Their main job was as a member of a singing and dancing idol group. They had also acted in some movies that Bai Ying had participated in. In short, they were an entertainer who crossed over into various fields. When they were voice actors, they were particularly good at voicing frank and cheerful personalities, and they also sang quite well...
Oh, there's a specially marked section here.
[Boyfriend? I do have a boyfriend, but it's a secret. Revealing his identity would only create chaos and annoy people, and it's a matter of personal privacy. I don't want to lie about this kind of thing, so I'll answer your question. Uh… I'm learning from my idol, Mai Sakurajima. She taught me what's truly important: if you want to be proud of your ideals, don't worry about whether you can use them to show off. Back then, Mai Sakurajima faced a much bigger backlash and fan backlash than I did, but she was never affected and gradually became a talented actress. I want to learn from my idol! So, fans can argue all they want, and after that, go do what you need to do. It's that simple.]
puff--!
Kohei Imamura suddenly collapsed.
A kind-hearted young man rushed over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"...Jealousy, the injustice of fate, gnaws at me, and from this arises an ugly heart of jealousy... Ah, the cruelty of reality lies not in denying my dreams, but in the same dream that denies me while fulfilling others... A new world opens for others, yet why is there no door for me..."
It was like a lament, like self-pity, like a tragic whisper.
"No! Don't think like that!" The kind young man grasped his hand and said earnestly, "The door to a new world is just ahead! Don't give up on your dreams easily; one day you'll be able to step through that door too!"
"R-Really? I can really..."
"That's right! You can do it! Want to come with me to the New World?"
Having suffered a second mental blow, Kohei Imamura's hope was rekindled.
"WELCOME!!"
"Welcome to the diving club! Don't run away once you're here!"
Kohei Imamura was held tightly by two muscular, shirtless men. His spirit was wounded for the third time, and he couldn't help but roar, "You bastard, you tricked me—!!"
Having successfully recruited a newcomer, Kitahara Iori finally received support from her senior's clothing and was currently immersed in the sense of security of having her skin covered by the clothing.
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