Uneasy daily life

[Toyohama Kazuka: You'd think that kind of thing should happen at home!]

[Yukinoshita: And then?]

quiet--

[Yukinoshita: Tch~ It's definitely more interesting to talk face-to-face. I can hear Hana-chan uttering half a sentence and then swallowing it back.]

[Angelina: Hey! What about me? Why are you all chatting like this? Give me some advice!]

[Sakurajima Mai: What's the point of making a decision? You just need to come up with a plan. Yukino's suggestion to knock the hater unconscious isn't a bad idea. What if you can't decide? Isn't it normal to be led by the nose by the hater? Going to take a bath.]

[Yukino Yukinoshita: Before I officially become a college student, let's go to a hotel and have some fun.]

[Yukino: I'm going to take a shower too. I also need to tidy up the house and get ready for Yukino-chan to come to school~]

You bastard!

Angelina finally understood: the excitement was all theirs, but the real problem was hers.

As a recent high school graduate, the idea of ​​renting a hotel room is far too distant for me. I know what the term means, but I've never actually experienced it – a school trip is definitely not about renting a hotel room with your boyfriend!

Yukino is right, that's definitely a crazy idea!

Wait, what should we do then? Really go to school with Bai Ying to set up a tent? That sounds like the first day of school and we'll be famous throughout the whole school!

"White Shadow!" Angelina called out to the white figure leading the way, and asked seriously, "Do you have a tent?"

"It's in my suitcase. I always make sure I'm fully prepared."

Gu——!

Angelina was about to suggest internet cafes when Bai Ying said, "If you really don't want to try sleeping at school, you can also book a hotel room."

Shock! Angelina's lips twitched slightly, and she quickly refused, "Uh, no, no..."

Wait a minute! Could it be that Bai Ying is outwardly acting crazy while secretly plotting something, using a feint to his advantage? Hiss! Thinking about it carefully, a lot has happened recently, especially with Hino first, and then Mai-senpai. Someone seems to be smugly looking like they're finally ready to reap the rewards of beautiful girls…

That kind of thing should probably happen at home!

Angelina suddenly became extremely supportive of Toyohama and Hana, but then she realized she wasn't particularly opposed, just completely unprepared... Speaking of which, how does one prepare for those things between couples? Do you set a time beforehand or do a surprise attack? Is Shiroki doing a surprise attack? But a change of clothes? Oh, she brought some to university. A shower? Oh, the hotel has shower facilities... props? Oh, they don't seem essential...

With his mind filled with wild thoughts, the possibility of Bai Ying using a feint attack was increasing rapidly!

"Let's go to the school and set up our tents. This will be a completely new life experience!"

"Ah, oh, yeah, that works too..."

Humans are always inclined to compromise. If you tell Angelina that the school should set up tents, she will of course object. But if you change your mind and suggest going to a hotel, she will immediately accept that setting up tents is also acceptable. Humans are also prone to blindly following others and never think that whether it is setting up tents or going to a hotel, the person who makes the choice will benefit.

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Bai Ying led Angelina, who was still racking her brains, out of the diving shop. In the lobby, the three of them were still shirtless and chugging drinks.

"I can't drink anymore!" Kitahara Iori said, downing a can of beer in one gulp. "School starts tomorrow! I'll be late if I keep drinking! Bring me some beer!"

The burly, dark-haired man handed over a bottle of liquor: "It's alright! Let's set off now!"

"Start? Where?"

"School."

Two burly men lifted Kitahara Iori up, burst through the diving shop door and ran out into the night, quickly passing the white figure and Angelina who had already come out.

"Hey?" Angelina called out from afar, "Where are you all going!"

"So that Iori won't be late—"

"Let's have a cocktail party at the school!"

"No, that's right! Going early will prevent us from being late! Hiccup!"

Two muscular men, leaving a long, thin shadow behind, ran into the night amidst laughter and chatter.

"Ah, let's hurry up and set off too."

Bai Ying took Angelina's hand, trying to interrupt her thoughts.

Pull, pull, pull...

Angelina remained motionless.

……

Click! Click! Click!

"Look! Look! There's a naked man here!"

"Tsk, wearing pants, is that considered naked? What a fuss..."

"Then take off your clothes."

"College life is awesome."

A noisy commotion reached me, and I slowly opened my eyes to find myself trapped in a sleeping bag. After a while, I remembered that I had been kidnapped by the white figure again... Damn it, the alarm clock didn't wake me up in time. It seems that some students have already entered the school and are probably taking pictures of my tent, marveling at the wonders of university life.

Oh well, I'm used to it. At most, I'll get a weirdo nickname for camping out tents.

With a sense of resignation and habit, I yawned and walked out of the tent...

I saw three shirtless, drunkards lying in front of the tent, and further ahead was a large group of students surrounding the tent.

The air was suddenly quiet.

The next moment, a barrage of flashes engulfed him, turning the entire world a stark white. Within that whiteness, a line of jet-black text slowly emerged, growing larger and larger…

[Lu Bu of Izu, Fighting Three Cowherds Alone] [The Playful Master of Izu] [The Most Awesome Female College Student]...

University life was utterly bleak.

Guaaaaaaahh ...

"Let's go get a hotel room!"

Angelina's eyes widened, her tone unwavering.

"Huh? This isn't a good idea..."

"Open two rooms!"

Faced with a reputation crisis, Zhi Li struggled to shake off his wild thoughts.

"According to the classic plot, at this point, the hotel should have only one room left. Even if there are other rooms available, the front desk staff would see a young couple and, to their advantage, lie and say that there's only one double room left. This would logically advance the plot and allow their relationship to take a step forward. This is a necessary part of the story, a setting that makes the plot unfold smoothly and logically..."

At the hotel front desk, Bai Ying looked at the staff with a serious expression, conveying her dissatisfaction.

The receptionist gave a standard business smile: "Sir, two rooms are more expensive than one room."

Bai Ying: "But the money you earn belongs to the boss. Is it really worth exchanging your conscience for the boss's money?"

The receptionist said, "But the boss is my dad."

"Stop arguing! Go upstairs and rest!"

Angelina decisively reached out and grabbed the white figure who wanted to continue debating, dragging him irresistibly toward the elevator.

……

An uneventful night passed.

I always feel that the word "too long to read" is written all over his body as rebellious—this is not rebelliousness, this is wanting to take charge!

The white figure dragged his luggage, clicked his tongue, and stared thoughtfully at the back of Angelina's head.

Angelina, holding the little white kitten, suddenly felt a chill down her spine and turned around to ask, "Bai Ying, is it really okay to bring a pet to school?"

"We just brought them in temporarily, we're not staying in the dorms anyway," Bai Ying said casually. "After the entrance ceremony, we'll find a room off-campus. Even with such a heavy workload and tutoring in high school, the brave warrior could still keep two cats. How could we not keep one cat while we're in college?"

"Um--"

"Don't even think about it, you're prone to animal cruelty," Bai Ying retorted. "What's wrong with the hero's cat? You're going to live with the hero's boyfriend anyway."

"No way!"

"Which one are you talking about? The one you don't plan to live with, or the one you're not allowed to follow your example?"

“Lilililililili—!”

Angelina grinned, and the little white cat in her arms stared at the white figure, seemingly about to meow a lot.

Bai Ying waved her hand: "Alright, alright, I have a lot to do today. I need to find a suitable rental apartment, there's the opening ceremony, and all sorts of other things to handle..."

"for example?"

"For example, Izu University's club recruitment is on the first day of school. When you're wandering around the campus, be careful not to get tricked by upperclassmen into joining clubs. Also, be wary of people trying to sell you part-time jobs or membership cards. Overall, university is indeed more free, whether for the better or the worse."

The two chatted as they walked into the school and headed to the auditorium for the opening ceremony. Suddenly, they found a large crowd gathered in front of them, with flashes of mobile phones taking pictures and a constant stream of noisy discussions.

"Awesome, shirtless and passed out drunk in front of the auditorium..."

Is this what college students' lives are like?

"Are they all new here? They've never seen the Izu University Diving Club before."

Angelina paused for a moment, then instantly realized—wasn't this the scene she had imagined yesterday?

The white figure peeked through the gaps in the crowd and clicked his tongue in amazement: "Tsk... they actually stole the opening ceremony from the stage!"

"Thank goodness..." Angelina couldn't help but say, "I feel like with people from this diving club around, I don't have to worry about standing out at all."

"Yes, this is not a good thing."

Bai Ying slowly narrowed his eyes: "By taking an unconventional approach in terms of visuals and common sense, seizing the initiative and occupying the center of the stage, even if the quality is not high, it can still create a shocking impact by abandoning all morals, firmly grasping the audience's thoughts and attention..."

They are formidable opponents, unexpectedly formidable opponents. Their performances and dramatic effects are seamlessly integrated, with a natural style devoid of any technical skill or acting ability. Their abandonment of principles and integrity makes them a veritable dark theater troupe!

Amidst the crowd of onlookers, Kitahara Iori slowly opened her eyes, initially alarmed that she was suffering from a hangover and would likely be late, but suddenly found herself facing the gazes of the surrounding crowd and the cameras.

Click click click.

Let's discuss it.

Kitahara Iori: "..."

My college years seem to have come to an end.

Bai Ying observed the three comedians in the room, her gaze gradually drifting into the distance.

My college war seems to have already begun.

……

The opening ceremony is proceeding as scheduled in the university auditorium.

Bai Ying tore up her plan to give a speech on stage, buried herself in drafting a brand new plan, and began studying her rivals from university. To be specific, the hero from high school only had a combat power of 3000, barely enough to warm up the atmosphere and serve as a foil to her own performance. But the diving club in university probably had a combat power of over 20000. Not only did they easily seize the initiative on the first day of school, but they also exuded a naturally eerie atmosphere, making it difficult even for her to find a breakthrough, and even risking assimilation…

Just like how some people write erotic light novels directly, and their grades soar, they might also be influenced and unable to resist writing light, simple, and widely appealing erotic novels!

But just as a brave person who abandons their bottom line is no match for themselves, even if they take off their clothes, they won't be as sexy as a diving club!

Following others' performance styles is no different from being a puppet on a stage!

Bai Ying pondered for a moment, then opened her phone and searched for information. She had only read through the school rules, various school activities, and teacher introductions before, and had never really paid attention to club matters.

A diving club, let me search for it...

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...Hmph, looks like I need to update the opponent's stats. This opponent is at least a Super Saiyan level.

The white-clad figure looked solemn, his mind racing with various plans.

Angelina covered the cat's mouth, glanced at the white figure beside her, her expression solemn, her mind racing through the various plans the white figure had made.

Sitting in the row behind Bai Ying, a handsome man wearing a T-shirt with an anime girl pattern looked at Bai Ying, whom he had met once before, with a serious expression, and his mind was filled with various plans about whether or not to greet her.

In the same row by the window, Kitahara Iori, shirtless, tried to smile as she looked out at the sunlight and scenery, her mind filled with the gloom of university life.

Everyone was busy with their own things, and no one cared about the teacher reading from the textbook on the podium.

……

"Set up an inter-school club? Our school is indeed very open and casual about clubs. You can just gather a few people, real or fake, fill out an application form, and you can set up a club. It's free to develop, and it doesn't matter whether it's inter-school or not. But the conditions for applying for a dedicated activity room for clubs are quite strict. After all, no matter how big the school is, the available space is limited."

With a melodious voice, the teacher, sitting in a swivel chair with his right eye hidden by his bangs, snapped his fingers, turned around, and pointed his right hand at the white figure as if it were a gun: "Either you can bring honor to the school, or your club has a large number of members..."

“Or perhaps you can get a recommendation and recognition from an excellent teacher.” Bai Ying continued, “That’s why I’m here, Associate Professor Ushiromiya.”

"Although I am qualified, I have no interest in being a recommending teacher for a club."