Uneasy daily life
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Bai Ying threw a boomerang with a straight face: "Look! You were just saying you liked me teasing you, and now you want me to stop teasing you! Isn't that a contradiction?"
Feng Bin and Hua grinned: "Don't give me that crap, I don't understand. Anyway, if I'm unhappy, you're just waiting to get kicked."
"At first glance, the girl's eyes seem deep and profound. If she were to smile with a hint of seriousness, she would surely give people a sense of deep and dignified wisdom. But most of the time, the joys and sorrows in her eyes are direct and intense, wasting her naturally deep eyes. When I said this, she disagreed—happiness or unhappiness is something that should be expressed directly, rather than all those feelings being suppressed."
"When she's happy, she'll tell you not to make her angry; when she's angry, she'll just kick you. A young girl's affection is as simple as you and me—a foolish and courageous romance. It doesn't matter the future, it doesn't matter what happens later, it doesn't matter what changes, it doesn't matter what reasons there are; it's just the blush of annoyance in this very moment..."
The white figure was moving rapidly around the bench, swaying from side to side. Feng Bin and Hua squeezed a hot drink in one hand and followed the rapid movement with murderous intent, swaying from side to side.
The two maintained a relative posture and distance, never overlapping.
Feng Bin and Hua said angrily, "You bastard, stop right there!"
Bai Ying shouted, "Why are you suddenly chasing me? I was just praising you!"
Feng Bin and Hua Zhen retorted, "Who are you kidding? Who are you calling stupid?!"
"Is it possible that this is a rhetorical device? You interrupted the creation of the timeless classic 'Ode to Flowers'..."
"Rhetoric my foot! Contracts are all about setting traps by being roundabout and cryptic. What good intentions could you possibly have?" Feng Bin and Hua's thinking has always been simple and direct. If this bastard starts going on and on, he's definitely trying to set a trap for himself. "Stand still and behave!"
"I mean—" Bai Ying sighed helplessly, decisively lowering the level of her literary flair, "I like you!"
The words hit Feng Bin and Hua so hard they were stunned. Their minds were filled with surprise, astonishment, and confusion, and they couldn't process what they were saying.
"I like you!!"
Another sentence was slapped in the face. Feng Bin and Hua rolled their eyes. Speechless, taken for granted, and used to the situation, thoughts welled up in their minds: Isn't it normal for my boyfriend to like me?
"I like you!!!"
Another remark drew the attention of the tourists. Feng Bin and Hua keenly noticed the stares, and an awkward, embarrassed, and ashamed expression flashed across their faces. She decisively rushed over and gave her boyfriend a sharp elbow to the chest: "Shut up! Shut up! Aren't you ashamed?!"
Bai Ying retorted confidently, "What's so shameful about it? If you like someone, just say it out loud. Does someone else's opinion make you cringe? You're a proper stick figure; why should you care about what others think in your life..."
"If you don't understand, just shut up!"
Feng Bin and Hua muttered something in annoyance, then continued slurping their hot drinks as usual, before meeting the subtle glances of the people around them.
"Excuse me, could you interrupt your lovey-dovey moment just now..."
Sakuta Azusagawa raised his hand expressionlessly and said, "Could you help me save my brother's career first?"
Kaede Azusagawa maintained a look as if she had been struck by lightning, her mind completely occupied by this matter.
Sakuta Azusagawa rarely gets a headache, but it's a really bad one—because, well…
"Sakuta...and Hana? Welcome, welcome."
"Brother, let's go play other rides! There's a panda roller coaster at the amusement park!"
Two middle school students dressed in winter clothes appeared!
If you look closely, Azusagawa Kaede, Azusagawa Kaede, and Makinohara Shoko's outfits are quite similar, mainly in black and white with panda patterns, highlighting a cute and adorable feel. The difference lies in the distribution of black and white on the clothes and the position of the panda patterns.
It's immediately obvious that this reflects Azusagawa Kaede's aesthetic preferences.
Azusagawa Kaede seemed to snap out of her daze, revealing an incredulous and indescribably strange look... at her older brother who was treating her peer as his girlfriend.
Sakuta Azusagawa's eyes twitched, and he looked up with a look of utter despair.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Azusagawa Kaede scratched the panda hood on her clothes, looking around curiously. "Something feels off? Is Kaede arguing with her brother again?"
Shoko Makinohara blinked, then subconsciously looked at the white figure: "Did Bai say something strange again?"
"No."
Bai Ying said solemnly, "I'm just helping Sakuta put his philosophy of life into practice and helping him face his true self!"
Shoko Makinohara hesitated before asking, "...For example?"
Bai Ying succinctly summarized it as: "For example, making him realize that he is the brother who has dated his sister's best friend."
Azusagawa Kaede was startled: "Huh? Kaede knows?"
"?" Azusagawa Kaede, who had been in a state of shock to the point of being frozen, was jolted awake and suddenly became alert. "Huh?! Kaede knows that he and Shoko... are that kind of person?!"
After thinking for a moment, Azusagawa Kaede decisively put on a silly grin and desperately looked to Azusagawa Sakuta for help.
"Kaede, how should I put it..." Sakuta Azusagawa managed to say, "Strictly speaking, you're the one who came later?"
The white figure applauded: "What a brilliant and reckless answer!"
Kaede Azusagawa bared her teeth and snorted coldly at Sakuta Azusagawa, then turned her head and strode off angrily.
Bai Ying looked at the others: "Alright, everyone else, please leave. Let's continue playing. Shall we go on the roller coaster or the haunted house next? I've always felt that amusement park rides are too conservative and lack innovation..."
Azusagawa Kaede tossed her hot drink cup into the trash can and immediately rushed back at lightning speed, grabbing Azusagawa Kaede with one hand and Makinohara Shoko with the other, putting distance between herself and Azusagawa Sakuta with a wary expression: "We'll do our thing, you guys do yours!"
"Um..." Azusagawa Kaede muttered softly, "Wouldn't it be better if everyone played together?"
Azusagawa Kaede's eyes widened: "Kaede! Calm down! Think about it carefully. Your brother has always spoiled you a lot, and that's fine... but now I suspect there's something wrong with him!"
“Um…” Makinohara Shoko coughed, “Strictly speaking, I only became friends with Kaede through Sakuta after I became a couple with Sakuta…”
"?" Azusagawa Kaede estimated the time, then glared fiercely at Azusagawa Sakuta. "What? You deserve the death penalty?!"
Ouch! This is a huge problem! Whether in the past or present, Hua Feng clearly has no memory of dating Xiangzi (who is underage), let alone inheriting her past life's memories. Perhaps the connection wasn't strong enough? Perhaps Bai deliberately prevented Hua Feng from inheriting the painful memories that led to her autism and mental problems? Perhaps time itself is mysterious and unpredictable, and the cause is inexplicable…
But how do we explain this now?
Sakuta Azusagawa's eyes twitched violently. If Kaede were to impulsively accuse him, the two families might conspire to put him on trial in a three-way confrontation!
“I think it’s okay to tell my sister that we have no relationship.”
"Maybe it's wrong to keep it from my sister, but I shouldn't have taken action."
"Perhaps we should take action, but I don't have any good ideas."
"By the time my sister found out I was dating her boyfriend, it was already too late."
Bai! I'll use you to change the subject...
Sakuta Azusagawa turned his head, and the white figure had already dragged Toyohama and Hana away.
Sakuta Azusagawa: "...Kaede, do you believe in a kind of love called reincarnation?"
Azusagawa Kaede: "I believe you. Now, send me a message from Shishi."
……
Leave the mess to Azusagawa Sakuta, and keep the joy of stirring things up for yourself.
Bai Ying walked happily with Feng Bin and Hua through the amusement park, scanning the various rides: "Shall we try out the couples' activities at the amusement park?"
"Couple's games?" Feng Bin and Hua were puzzled. "What kind of couple's games are there?"
"For example, after riding a roller coaster and experiencing a series of thrilling ups and downs, we get closer through the suspension bridge effect, hold hands as we get off the roller coaster, smile at each other, and our relationship becomes even stronger."
"That's pretty boring. It can't possibly be more exciting than fighting that Yoshikage Kira, can it?"
"What about the haunted house? You snuggle in my arms, and I get a protective buff from my girlfriend, making me fearless in conquering the haunted house!"
"Not as good as Yoshikage Kira."
"Bumper cars?"
"I'm actually quite interested in Stand battles. I recently caught up on the manga and anime—what do you think about it, would it be interesting if our Stands fought each other?"
"It feels just like fighting with a stunt double. Do you really want to fight me?"
"Oh, forget it then."
"What about Ferris wheels? They offer a narrow, private space, a thrilling view from high above, and marketing-fabricated theories of love and mystery."
"It doesn't seem very interesting. If I really want to try flying, why don't I just ask Angelina? She can go as high as I want."
The two scanned through the various attractions and eventually found them to be rather uninteresting. It was mainly because Toyohama and Hanako were quick to criticize them one by one.
The white figure pointed and said, "This won't work, that won't work, only you are very capable."
“It wasn’t interesting to begin with.” Feng Bin and Hua pouted. “It’s just so-so, not as interesting as when you’re making a ruckus. If I had to point out a problem, it would definitely be your problem. Why are you so interesting usually? It’s like your threshold is raised, so the feeling isn’t as noticeable.”
"Alright, let's do something exciting..."
The camera then pans to a spinning teacup display in an amusement park.
This design is quite innovative; the entire facility rotates slowly, with a coffee shop, beverage and dessert shop in the center, surrounded by teacup-shaped multi-person seats. After getting tired of the other rides, you can order some desserts and drinks, relax in your seat, and enjoy the scenery of the amusement park as it rotates.
"This is the kind of excitement you're talking about?"
Feng Bin and Hua looked at the white figure opposite them with puzzlement.
Bai Ying nodded slightly: "Are you planning to have children?"
"?"
Fengbin and Hua were out of service.
Ah! Little stick figure, this question will definitely get you...
"I never thought about that!" Feng Binhe and Hua replied immediately, but at the same time, a thought flashed through their minds, and they asked warily, "You...you want to...you want to do that with me?!"
Bai Ying smiled confidently and said, "Yes, what do you think?"
"Huh? What do I think? Of course I don't want to!"
"Ugh?"
"What do you mean 'sigh'? I still have to sing and dance, and realize my idol dreams with everyone. How could I possibly have a child for you? Dream on!" Feng Bin and Hua said matter-of-factly. "Besides, children... well, it seems like a lot of trouble, and I don't know how to raise them, plus there are so many problems. Forget it."
Feng Bin and Hua said with a strange look, "Why are you thinking about this? Anyway, let's make it clear first, I'm not having children. You can go find Xiao Xue to have one."
“Yes, yes, that’s right, it’s because there are too many problems.” Bai Ying nodded repeatedly in agreement. “Pregnancy has a huge impact on women, raising a child involves many issues, and given our complicated relationship, how to treat the child is an even bigger problem. In addition, it will affect your pursuit of dreams and realization of self-worth…”
"what?"
Feng Bin and Hua asked blankly, "Why don't you just wear a condom?"
Bai Ying's rambling words came to an abrupt halt. His cheeks twitched slightly as he silently stared at Feng Bin and Hua until Feng Bin and Hua belatedly realized what was happening. Their faces turned bright red, and they launched a series of unstoppable attacks on Bai Ying from under the table!
After venting her shame and anger, Feng Bin and Hua calmed down a little. She took a sip of her coffee, her eyes wandering as she looked around. Her toes kept tapping back and forth. She glanced at the white figure holding a small notebook or something, and her heart pounded wildly.
That damn bastard! Why is he silent now?!
Feng Bin and Hua Xiaoxiao took a breath and tried to calm themselves down.
The stick figure's directness was truly unexpected, even more unpredictable than 9527...
"Cough, cough, cough!"
The deliberately coughing sound made Bai Ying raise her head, observe Feng Bin and Hua's expressions, and then lean back involuntarily.
“Um…” Toyohama Kazuka muttered softly, “Isn’t it a bit inappropriate to look for a hotel for the first time? I’m staying in a dormitory, so the room that Koyukishita rented to my sister is fine. She’s in Tokyo filming a commercial… I heard it’s a bit painful, but she’s not too busy lately, so I can take a few days off…”
Bai Ying's eyes twitched slightly as she lowered her head and wrote a short sentence.
The game title screen does not show a start screen, but it does offer a one-click completion option.
"Stickman, is it possible that I'm just imagining the difficulties we might encounter in the future, rather than actually intending to have anything happen between us?"
The white figure had no choice but to speak up and interrupt.
"?"
Feng Bin and Hua were stunned, and subconsciously retorted, "What difficulty could be greater than starting a new world?"
Bai Ying gave an example: "Let you slap a hero plus across the face and call him a little bitch..."
"Huh?" Feng Binhe and Hua's eyes widened. "You mean you don't want to do *that* with me at all?!"
"..."
Bai Ying casually leaned back, giving up the fight: "You win, now come at me head-on!"
"Climb, limb, limb, limb, limb!"
Fengbin and Hua, once again slow to react, suddenly went berserk. Remembering their misunderstanding, they were so embarrassed and angry that they unleashed a series of kicks on Bai Ying.
"You bastard, you were just trying to mess with me by saying those weird things! Sine—!"
Chapter Ninety-Eight: Come here!
[Bai, use your mind-reading ability on Hua Feng. Help me figure out how to persuade her.]
"Is it possible that you should seek out mind control techniques?"
Bai Ying said mercilessly on the phone, "Do you even need to read your sister's mind? The betrayal of a three-point brother dating his best friend, the horror of a three-point brother being a juvenile delinquent, and the disgust of a four-point brother possibly having feelings for Feng..."
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