After breaking up with my girlfriend, I became a Great Sage of the Demon Clan.

"This is the first time I've met you, Your Excellency. I am very polite."

Chapter Twenty-Four: The Gardener

Zhou Yan looked at Ying Zhao, then opened Ying Zhao's attribute panel.

Name:? ? ?

age:???

height:???

weight:? ? ?

Hmm, it's all question marks, I can't see them.

"Oh, right."

The driver, Yingzhao, put one hand in his breast pocket, took a golden six-petaled flower from his chest, and placed it on the small table behind the windshield.

Yingzhao's smile was breathtakingly beautiful.

"Your Excellency, can you see it now?"

Zhou Yan's expression changed slightly.

The young man saw that the attribute panel belonging to Yingzhao began to change, and the question marks began to display text.

Name: Qiao Qing

Age: 123

Height: 178 cm.

Weight: 80 kg.

Personal attributes.

Power: 5000

Neural reaction speed: 5000

Agility: 5000

Stamina: 500000

Intelligence: 50000 billion (speed only)

Spirit: 50000 trillion

Perception: ∞

Bloodline: Divine Beast Attribute - Yingzhao (Awakening Level 87%).

Bloodline Awakening Passive Skill.

gardener:???

? ? ? :? ? ?

? ? ? :? ? ?

? ? ? :? ? ?

? ? ? :? ? ?

? ? ? :? ? ?

Zhou Yan withdrew his gaze and looked at the taxi door. Zhou Yan's physical fitness was now ten times that of an average person, to the point where he could even consider using his body to block a gun. Therefore, if he broke through the door and jumped out now, he should not suffer serious injuries.

"Your Excellency, do you know what Yingzhao is?"

The taxi driver's face was full of sarcasm.

Zhou Yan felt something wrapped around his feet.

Zhou Yan looked down and noticed that two vines had somehow wrapped around his feet. The vines snaked up his calves, up to his knees and thighs, and then crawled into his shirt.

The vines were of unknown origin, their surface damp and cold, with a texture resembling tiny snake scales. They clung to Zhou Yan's skin, making him extremely uncomfortable.

The vine wrapped around Zhou Yan's chest and then emerged from his collar. Its sharp tips extended along Zhou Yan's chin and then aimed at his face, swaying back and forth about thirty centimeters in front of him, like a snake that hadn't yet bared its teeth.

Zhou Yan silently stared at the vines.

Name: Aomori Fuji

Age: None

Height: None

Weight: None

Category: Celestial Plant, Guardian of the Heavenly Emperor's Garden.

Weakness: Sunflower Water.

How to eat: Dry in the sun, stew for three hours to remove bitterness and toxins, then eat immediately. It will improve hearing and vision after consumption.

For the first time in his life, Zhou Yan regretted not being a girl.

And what's with this method of consumption?

Is this thing edible?

It's amazing that it still has sharp hearing and eyesight after eating?

Zhou Yan tried to move, but the boy found that his whole body was entangled in the vines. The vines were incredibly strong, and Zhou Yan, who had more than ten times the strength of an ordinary person, was unable to move.

After trying several times and realizing that he couldn't break free and couldn't get his hands on the "menstrual blood" (a substance related to menstruation), Zhou Yan spoke up.

"Yingzhao, the gardener of the Heavenly Emperor."

There is a sacred mountain in the world called Kunlun. This sacred mountain Kunlun almost holds the position of the source of the entire Chinese mythology. Legend has it that the heavenly palace where the gods live is on Kunlun Mountain, and some immortals also live in Kunlun Mountain. Even Bai Ze came from Kunlun Mountain.

Yingzhao, on the other hand, was a gardener. The Heavenly Emperor had a garden in Kunlun, and Yingzhao was the gardener who was in charge of guarding this garden.

Of course, even if the gardener's position is lowly, he still serves the Heavenly Emperor, and Zhou Yan guessed that Yingzhao's bloodline should be divine.

and so……

Zhou Yan asked, puzzled.

"Uncle Yingzhao, what are you doing here blocking an ordinary person like me so late at night? Are you some kind of murderer who likes to randomly select targets to kill?"

Yingzhao, who was driving, glanced at Zhou Yan.

"Your Excellency, I cannot accept the title of 'uncle' from you. And as for ordinary people, there is no other ordinary person in the world with the bloodline of Bai Ze."

Zhou Yan's expression changed slightly, and his heart was filled with turmoil. However, thanks to his passive skill "calm as a lake," although he was greatly shocked, he remained rational, and his emotions did not affect his reason.

Zhou Yan tentatively asked a question in return.

"Uncle, what did you say? Bai Ze? The Ninth Prince? I don't understand."

Yingzhao took out a pack of cigarettes and held it to Zhou Yan's lips. As he did so, one cigarette slipped out.

Zhou Yan shook his head.

I don't smoke.

Zhou Yan has never smoked, gambled, or drunk alcohol since childhood.

Yingzhao sighed.

"That's great. If my daughter were half as sensible as you, I, as her father, wouldn't have to keep wiping her bottom all the time."

Zhou Yan's heart skipped a beat.

"Uncle Yingzhao, who is your daughter?"

Perhaps we could start with the daughter to establish a connection with this mythical beast that can crush us.

Yingzhao gave Zhou Yan a strange look.

“My daughter is Chaos, the one you almost killed.”

Zhou Yan: "..."

Yingzhao suddenly laughed.

"Don't worry, don't worry, my daughter is not dead, so I have no grudge against you, Your Excellency."

Zhou Yan became somewhat curious.

"Yingzhao, who are you, um, Chaos's mother?"

Despite being in this environment, Zhou Yan was genuinely curious about what kind of divine beast Ying Zhao needed to mate with in order to create Chaos.

Yingzhao said meaningfully.

"It was Chi You. Chi You forced himself on me back then, which caused me to get pregnant."

Zhou Yan was startled.

"Yingzhao, are you a woman?"

"No, I'm a man."

Yingzhao gave Zhou Yan a knowing look.

Who says boys can't have children?

Chapter Twenty-Five: Human Nature

Zhou Yan stared at Ying Zhao with his mouth slightly agape, utterly astonished.

Yingzhao turned on the car stereo, and the song "Arrogant" came on. After listening for a while, when the song reached the line, "Your every word is like a knife scar on my heart, how absurd it is that my every move is changed by you, you let me play with you at will without ever thinking about how arrogant you are," Yingzhao asked.

Is that strange?

Zhou Yan swallowed.

"I don't understand, but I am deeply shocked."

Yingzhao countered with a question.

"A friend of mine once asked me, 'Who says a beautiful girl has to be a girl?'"

Zhou Yan: "..."

Yingzhao raised an eyebrow at Zhou Yan.

"By the same token, who says that only women can give birth?"

Can this logic be the same?

"Okay, no kidding."

Yingzhao's smile faded.

"Actually, I don't want to have children either, but that guy Chi You is like a walking cannon. He makes any powerful divine beast or priest bear his children, regardless of gender."

Yingzhao suddenly patted Zhou Yan on the shoulder.

“If someone like you, the Nine Thousand Years Old, were to meet Chi You, his first words would probably be, ‘You will definitely be able to give birth to the strongest child!’ Then you would discover that, in addition to being a man, there is a weak female hidden within you.”

Zhou Yan shuddered.

Good heavens, is Chi You really that scary?

and many more……

Zhou Yan looked at Ying Zhao with a puzzled expression.

Yingzhao said coldly.

"I always feel that Your Excellency is thinking about things that are very unpleasant."

Zhou Yansan smiled.

"I just think you and some 48-year-old adventurer must have a lot in common."

Yingzhao was also puzzled.

"A 48-year-old adventurer? Forget it, let's be honest. I'm actually quite sexually normal, but I can't help it. I was taken advantage of, the child was born, and I can't just abandon it."