An Unorthodox Guide to Conquering Another World

"All done."

He left the tavern with Xiao Guang, checked the time, and took off at the very first minute after the snails refreshed, soaring into the sky.

We found another place, the top floor of a building, several kilometers away from the pub we just visited.

He then turned on Xiaoguang and checked the chip he had just obtained.

The newly acquired chip names are all default names, but he can check the chip's performance himself.

The chip effect of this lucky goose is...

[After use, flip a coin. If it lands heads, you will receive a blessing of good fortune for the next 24 hours, and negative events will be corrected to positive ones. This ability can only be used once per day. (Note that the effect is limited to small-scale personal events and cannot affect larger-scale group events.)]

"Then what the boss said is true?" Ya Feng said, somewhat surprised.

Such fortune-telling spells do exist, but they are extremely rare, and most require very strict preconditions before use, such as not being able to speak, look up at the sky, or hear a cat meowing for several consecutive days...

Moreover, most of them have a very small impact, and sometimes they don't even work. Most people who want to change their fortune prefer to believe in wishing crystals, which are simpler and easier to understand but have no effect, rather than trying these complicated methods.

However, this lucky goose actually worked even with such simple prerequisites, so the boss really hit the jackpot!

Although the impact is small and won't bring sudden wealth, great fortune, or defy fate, it should be able to make your day go smoothly or ward off minor disasters.

"But this treasure is mine too." Ya Feng smiled smugly.

He installed the Lucky Goose on Xiao Guang and saw that there was one more chance to use it today.

I just used the boss's, so it doesn't consume my usage count.

I don't know what good thing will happen, and although it may be small, I'm still a little hopeful.

At this moment, Ya Feng suddenly thought of something and took out the Black Emperor Star Ring from his storage bag.

Is it possible to install another artifact of this rank into the database?

He thought to himself, and immediately began to try it.

But when the scanning light swept across the Black Emperor's Ring, Xiao Guang showed a pained expression:

“X_X”

"Master! This capacity is too large, my memory isn't big enough to fit it!"

"Okay, it seems that's not possible right now."

Ya Feng gave up on this attempt.

He yawned. He had been exhausted all day preparing for Xiao Guang's birth and was now a little sleepy.

I glanced at the time; there were still over forty minutes until the next refresh. I'll take a short nap.

"Xiao Guang, call me in forty minutes," he said.

This was to test Xiao Guang's abilities, but just in case, he also set an alarm on his Huanwangtong (a mobile internet service).

"Received! Master, please sleep soundly. Would you like me to play you a lullaby?"

"also."

"Okay, next up, please enjoy the rock music, 'The Sky of Trembling'."

"What kind of lullaby is that?!"

"Never mind, I'll just stay here quietly and get some rest," Ya Feng said.

"Received (∩_∩)"

Ya Feng leaned against the edge of the rooftop, yawned, and dozed off.

He was half-asleep when his Huanwangtong alarm woke him up; it was time.

But when he took out Xiaoguang, he saw a sleepy, drooling emoticon appear on the screen, with "zzzz" constantly popping up next to it.

"Xiao Guang! I told you to wake me up when it's time! And why do you, an AI, need to sleep?" Ya Feng raised his hand and tapped her screen.

"Hmm!? Eh... Sorry, Master, I've automatically entered hibernation mode..."

Xiao Guang woke up groggily and quickly said...

"Sleep mode..."

Chapter 83 There's a pervert!

"Where have you been, Ya Feng? I haven't seen you since this morning."

"Oh, I'm outside. I have something to do here. You can go to school by yourself today. I've already asked for leave from school, so I won't be going today."

"Hmm? What happened to you? Is it because of that familiar?"

Ilsa's tone became anxious.

"Yeah, but don't worry too much. It's just that I won't be able to go back all day today," Ya Feng said.

"So what exactly happened?"

“Uh…” Ya Feng hesitated for a moment, then said:

"Because I'm being chased by a snail."

A long silence followed, and after a long while, Ilsa finally spoke:

"Is...is that so?"

It felt like my brain had crashed for a while.

"I can't explain it to you in a short time, but don't worry, I'll be back tonight," Ya Feng said.

"Okay then, be careful."

Ya Feng hung up the phone, looked at the rising sun on the horizon, and sighed.

I've already gotten through the night, but there are still more than ten hours to go.

Ya Feng glanced at the time; there were only a few minutes left until the next refresh.

"Is Master tired? Would you like me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"

"What joke?"

"A person walked into the emergency room clutching their head and looking pained. The doctor asked, 'What's wrong? Is it a headache?' The person replied, 'Oh no, doctor, it's because my head and hand are glued together with superglue.'"

"Ha, haha...that's really funny."

Ya Feng couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

He glanced at the time; the snail had already refreshed its status again.

He immediately leaped up and left the spot.

It's already broad daylight, and pedestrians are gradually appearing on the streets.

Would a pedestrian panic if they saw an unobstructed snail crawling forward?

Just as he was thinking this, he suddenly saw a semi-illusory giant snail slowly wriggling where he was about to land.

"!"

Unable to dodge, he used a wind technique to force himself into the air before landing, his body being thrown hundreds of meters away. He landed clumsily on a house's balcony.

"Holy crap...it's been so long since I've had something this thrilling..."

He leaned against the balcony, trying to calm his racing heart.

Indeed, fear stems from the unknown. Snails, which cannot be detected in advance, are terrifying. I almost got snailed just now.

After glancing over and confirming that he had just been thrown hundreds of meters away, and that the snail was still slowly crawling on the rooftop over there, he finally felt relieved.

She straightened up and buried her head in a patch of soft, fragrant fabric.

Upon closer inspection, he realized that these were actually girls' underwear and panties drying on the balcony, and he was currently standing on someone's balcony...

It's a bit awkward, I should leave first, it wouldn't be good to be mistaken for a pervert.

As he was thinking this, suddenly, a broom smacked him on the back of the head.

At the same time, he also heard a familiar shout:

"Get away! Get away! Help! There's a pervert!"

"This voice is..."

He quickly turned his head, grabbed the broom that was still being swung at him, and shouted at the same time:

"It's me! Elena!"

"Eh?"

Elina, holding a broom, was startled and then realized that the pervert who had startled her was actually Ya Feng.

“Mr. Ya Feng? Yes, I’m sorry! But, how did you end up on my balcony?” Elina said blankly.

She then realized she was still pointing the broom at Ya Feng, and quickly let go and took it back.

I really didn't expect... that we would end up at your house by such a twist of fate, Ya Feng thought helplessly.

Speaking of which, Hikaria's protective spell didn't activate when she landed, probably because of the similar aura detected by the Light-Controlling Bracelet. Otherwise, she would have been struck by lightning as soon as she landed.

However, after a long night of exhaustion, it was truly a wonderful thing to see the beautiful Mrs. Elena in the morning.

"Uh, I... I ran into a little trouble and accidentally ended up on your balcony," Ya Feng could only explain with a smile.

"Troublesome matters?" Elena tilted her head.

"Um... to be honest, I'm being chased by a snail right now," Ya Feng said to her seriously.

Elena paused, then her eyes widened.

"Really? Then, what should we do?"

"Don't worry, snails move very slowly. As long as I stay away from it every now and then, it'll be fine," Ya Feng said.

"Is that so..."

At that moment, a violent banging on the door and shouting came from outside:

"Elina, don't panic! We're here! Quick, everyone, break down the door!"

Elena was startled and quickly ran to open the door. Her cries for help had attracted the attention of the neighbors. Hearing that there was a pervert in her house, a group of people carrying spatulas and knives stormed over menacingly.

"I'm so sorry! I've disturbed everyone!"

After the misunderstanding was cleared up, Elina bowed to each of them to apologize, and everyone left relieved to see that she was alright.

After closing the door, Elina sighed.

"It seems Mrs. Elena is quite popular," Ya Feng said with a smile.

"Hehe...yes, it's because everyone sees that Xixi and I are still very young, and we're both girls, so they're afraid we'll be bullied, and that's why they take extra care of us," Elina said somewhat embarrassedly.

Of course, one's character must be worthy of such dedicated care from everyone.

"Speaking of which, where is Hikaria?" Ya Feng looked around the room.

“Oh, Xixi has already gone to school,” Elina said.

“Indeed...it’s already past eight o’clock.” Ya Feng saw the wall clock.

"Then, Mr. Ya Feng, would you like to rest here for a while?" Elina asked.

“No need, I’d better leave here as soon as possible,” Ya Feng said.

But just as he was about to leave, an inopportune gurgling sound rang out.

This is really bad timing...

He looked at Elena with some embarrassment and found her covering her mouth and secretly laughing.

"Would you like something to eat? There's still breakfast left," Elina said with a smile.

"Ahem, then I'll take my leave of you," Ya Feng said.

Anyway, we still have an hour, so grabbing a bite to eat shouldn't be a problem.

He sat down, and Elena busied herself in the kitchen.

Soon, a steaming hot baked croissant, a waffle topped with plenty of honey, a plate of vegetables and fried eggs, and a glass of hot milk were served, all presented very elegantly.