An Unorthodox Guide to Conquering Another World

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Chapter 81 If a snail is chasing you

"The snail has made its move! Master, run!" Xiao Guang shouted.

Ya Feng stared blankly at the information on the screen, unable to recover for a moment.

Daenerys Targaryen, your concept is truly amazing! What do you mean by "truly managed to bring the snail to him"?

If that's what you're saying, then I'll take another look. The guy next door gets ten million for eating a plate of fried chicken. Isn't that a better deal than yours?

He looked at the bundles of banknotes scattered on the ground, picked one up and saw that they were genuine.

It's been a long time since I've made such a large sum of money so easily.

Right now, the back of his head feels a little cold.

He turned his head and scanned the ground as if a snail might crawl out from every corner.

The snail is invincible and cannot be destroyed. It cannot be observed until it is seen with the naked eye... Even if it runs away, it will respawn within 50 meters of it in the next hour.

He had never been afraid of an insect.

If the speed is 100 meters per hour, it will appear within 50 meters of him, which means it will arrive at his side in as little as half an hour. Therefore, you only need to change your position every half hour.

"Hiss... Anyway, let's go back first,"

He couldn't use his magical senses to pinpoint the snail's location in advance, so he couldn't stay outdoors in the overgrown grass; he should go back first.

He put all the golden pheasants into his storage bag and walked home with Xiao Guang. When they reached the steps at the door, they saw a gray rabbit lying there.

Little Gray was fast asleep, lying by the door.

"Sigh, you really are so carefree, not having to think about anything at all." Ya Feng sighed and patted its fluffy head.

As he stood up, he suddenly noticed two tiny antennae sprouting from Little Gray's head.

A snail, about the size of a palm, was wriggling through the little gray, furry body and crawling towards him.

Its body seemed semi-illusory, completely unhindered by any obstacles, naturally passing through Little Gray's body, like a projection, slowly wriggling towards his feet.

Ya Feng felt a cool breeze on the back of his neck, which meant that when he touched Xiao Hui just now, it was actually already there?

In other words, if you had raised your hand even a second later, it would have touched you, and then it would have been game over.

Snails can appear in any direction, so when he was heading home, he was actually running in both directions with a snail.

Seeing the snail less than half a meter from his feet, Ya Feng immediately retreated.

He couldn't stay at home anymore, so he immediately used the Wind Rising Spell, soaring into the air and leaping into the night sky.

...

He didn't know how far he had flown. Only when he saw the scattered villages below did he realize that there was no need to rush. Running a few hundred meters would be enough.

He landed in a small town and walked into a tavern that was open late at night.

A few people were scattered around the tavern, mostly idle young people and travelers who had come here.

"A glass of plum wine, please," he said, finding a corner to sit down.

Actually, if you think about it carefully, it's not a big deal. You just need to change locations every hour, and at most you won't be able to rest for the next 24 hours.

He took out his Huanwangtong (a mobile internet service provider) and planned to set a one-hour countdown.

But then he suddenly remembered something, took out Xiao Guang, placed Huanwangtong on the table, picked up Xiao Guang, and activated its modular analysis function.

Click! The small camera on the back of the tablet lit up, shooting out a beam of light that swept across the Huanwangtong.

"Xiao Guang is analyzing it—"

Ya Feng saw a progress bar appear on the screen, and the analysis was completed in about ten seconds.

"Chip generation successful!"

A pop-up window appeared asking for a name for the new chip. After only a moment's thought, Ya Feng changed "New Chip" to "Fantasy Network Connector".

The screen then redirected to the data center page, where a chip module named "FantasyNet" appeared in the otherwise empty storage station.

Ya Feng clicked to select installation, and chose the functional unit as the installation location.

The installation was completed almost instantly.

The next moment, another page popped up on the screen, which was his Huanwangtong main page. Even the downloaded applications, social media accounts, and photos were replicated one-to-one.

"It seems that, just as I thought, even the functions of this kind of device can be converted into chip modules."

Ya Feng scrolled through the page, turning his phone into a tablet.

As he was paddling, Xiao Guang suddenly started giggling.

"Haha, it itches so much, Master."

Ya Feng paused.

"You can still feel anything?"

“Of course, I can feel every touch from my master,” Xiao Guang said.

In other words, using the tablet is equivalent to touching her?

This feels a bit strange... They're just using a tablet, but it looks like they're doing something odd. Thinking about it, they're swiping their fingers across a girl's stomach...

However, it doesn't appear to have a charging port and seems to be powered by magic.

"But I can endure it for my master's sake. Please use me as you wish, even if you want to play rhythm games!" the little tablet said confidently.

"All right..."

Ya Feng paused for a moment, then continued swiping the screen.

Xiao Guang didn't make a sound again. Ya Feng flipped through the pages, but after a while, the tablet suddenly started vibrating, buzzing on the table.

"If you can't resist, then just give up..."

"Ugh... Hahaha! Yes, I'm sorry, Master, I just couldn't resist, it's so, so itchy, hahaha~"

Xiao Guang completely lost control and started laughing on the table in vibration mode, and the screen turned into a ≧▽≦ emoticon.

When the tavern owner came over and served him plum wine, he couldn't help but twitch his lips when he saw this strange thing.

Forget it, I'll just use my own.

"Oh, right, Xiaoguang, set an alarm for me to leave in an hour... no, fifty minutes," he said.

If you want to avoid it, you have to wait until the snails respawn before you can leave.

"Okay, the alarm has been set for the owner to leave in fifty minutes. Is there anything else you need?"

"That's all, just keep quiet," Ya Feng said helplessly.

"Received (。?ω?。)"

Ya Feng took a sip of plum wine to perk himself up.

Then he picked up his Huanwangtong (a type of online gaming platform) and started watching it to pass the time.

But not long after, Xiao Guang started vibrating again, and it kept buzzing.

"No, what's wrong with you now?" Ya Feng asked helplessly.

"Haha, there are so many interesting things in the master's account,"

"Wait a minute? You can see everything in my Huanwangtong?" Ya Feng suddenly thought.

“Yes, because the owner has installed all the functions and content into my data center, of course I can see them all,” Xiao Guang said.

"Oh, here's the master's search history. May I look at it?"

"No! Uninstall it right now!" Ya Feng shouted urgently.

Chapter 82 The Lucky Goose

Ya Feng immediately removed the chip from Xiao Guang's device.

"Sigh~ Why won't you let me see it, Master? It's so interesting." Xiao Guang said somewhat disappointedly.

"It's not that I won't let you see, it's just that there are some things you can't see," Ya Feng said.

After all, sometimes you might impulsively search for some outrageous things, and these are a hundred times more shameful than exposing your own fantasies.

Putting everything else aside, it would be bad if Xiaoguang's database were contaminated.

"I'll install Ilsa's NetNet for you later, you can watch whatever you want with it," Ya Feng said.

"Good~"

Ilsa's online community is probably full of posts about housework experts, well-organized life plans, music, flower arranging, and other healthy and green content. This will also allow her to learn from Ilsa's thrifty and good-natured character.

Sigh, you could also just scan Ilsa and install her personality module, then you could hear Ilsa calling you "master"?

Or Zeshita, or Mrs. Elena, wouldn't that also work...?

But after thinking about it, I decided against it. I felt inexplicably repulsed by this kind of fake role-playing.

Even with Xiaoguang, he didn't want her to impersonate anyone; he just wanted her to grow into the person she was meant to be.

So, what's needed to train her? Should we feed her data?

An hour later, Xiao Guang reminded him right on time that it was time to leave.

He got up, paid the bill at the counter, and was about to leave when the owner said to him:

"By the way, young man, would you like to try one of our local specialties?"

"What game?" Ya Feng asked.

"Lucky Goose," the owner said with a smile, pointing to a specimen of a white goose displayed on the wine cabinet.

"Uh, let's forget about gambling." Ya Feng waved his hand.

"Strictly speaking, this isn't gambling; the prizes aren't just simple cash," the shop owner explained.

"For just one gold tael, you can get a chance to flip a coin. If it lands heads, you'll have good luck all day long."

"So the prize is...luck?"

"Yes, but of course it won't be to the point where everything you wish for comes true. But it should be enough to make your day a little more pleasant and prevent you from being bothered by bad things," the boss said.

"Come on, Hans! I finally managed to get a head on my toss last time, and then I stepped in cow dung as soon as I stepped outside!" At this moment, a customer drinking shouted at him.

"It's lucky you tossed it head-on! Otherwise you would have fallen into the cesspool!" the boss shouted at him.

"Come on, you!"

"How about it? Want to give it a try?" the boss then asked Ya Feng.

Ya Feng glanced at the white goose specimen and indeed, he could sense traces of magic within it.

"Alright, consider it a lucky charm." Ya Feng took out a gold coin.

"Good Le!"

The shopkeeper took the money, then took a coin from the white goose's beak and handed it to Ya Feng.

It is made of bronze, with a goose on the front and a flower on the back.

Ya Feng picked it up, tossed it, caught it, and opened it to take a look.

"Hey! A positive result! Congratulations! Your day is going to be very smooth," the boss said with a smile.

"Thank you for your kind words," Ya Feng said with a faint smile, handing the coin back to him.

To be honest, I didn't feel any changes; it was probably just psychological comfort.

He was about to leave, but hesitated for a moment, then took out the small light and said to the shopkeeper.

"May I take a picture of that white goose?"

"No problem," the boss readily agreed.

Ya Feng raised the small light, activated the scanner, and began analysis.

This analysis took longer than the previous analysis of Huanwangtong. It took about half a minute for the progress bar to finish, and another chip appeared in the data center.