"That means you're bad!"

"I..." Yu Meiren was at a loss for words.

As we all know, the less skilled a person is, the less they want others to know how bad they are.

But if you don't admit you're bad, are you going to admit you threw the game?

But Yu Meiren really didn't hold back; apart from not speeding up, she was at a normal level.

"In short, I didn't let the water out!"

Emiya Shirou was too lazy to argue with Yu Meiren about a topic that was destined to be fruitless. He should think about how to drive slower than Yu Meiren.

First of all, one definitely cannot openly wander around, otherwise Yu Meiren will surely turn into a grumpy old mustard seed.

Secondly, in terms of cooking, ten Shirou Emiyas couldn't compare to half a Yu Meiren; technically, he was destined to be inferior to Yin.

In the end, the only option left was to try cheating.

"Yui, quickly use your invincible four-dimensional pocket to think of a solution!"

"...I'm afraid I can't help you, manager."

"No, Yui, I believe in you. You're the best restaurant fairy, you can do it!"

"No, no, no, you flatter me, store manager. I really can't do it. I'm just a tool."

"No, no, no, Yui, you're being modest. How could you be a tool? You're the universe's number one invincible fairy beauty!"

"But I don't have a physical body, I'm just an AI!"

"Ah, Ai-chan, Dog Mom, Mazuri, Little Fox, aren't they all AIs?"

"...Are the last few virtual YouTubers?"

"Then you must be Ai-chan."

"So I'm mentally challenged?"

"...Yui, we're almost at the finish line! Quickly use your invincible Platinum Star to think of a way!"

For example, could you give me a data-modified Forza Motorsport game disc?

"Manager, have you lost all sense of shame in your pursuit of winning against Yu Meiren?"

"Huh? When you're chasing a woman, who cares about saving face?"

"...Alright, here's the CD. The rest is up to the manager."

Sure enough, there was an extra game disc with modified data in my email.

The remaining task is to figure out a way to force the game to stop, and then take the opportunity to replace the disc.

Out of the corner of his eye, Shirou Emiya glanced at an ordinary Merlinmon passing by.

I've got it! Hahahaha!

"Yui Yui Yui!!"

"What is it now, manager?"

"Can you give me a skill? Like, the kind that Sakata Kintoki can use to talk to animals, or something like En, where you can communicate with nature."

"Manager, you're a chef..."

“Yui, you don’t understand. A chef needs to do more than just cook. He needs to be proficient in many skills. For example, being able to communicate with small animals without any problems is also part of becoming an excellent chef.”

"??? You're kidding me."

"Really, listen to me. Once I learn to communicate with animals and plants, won't I be able to better understand which animals and plants are healthier? For example, which animals and plants suffer from heatstroke, or which animals and plants are heartbroken?"

That way I can perfectly avoid those animals or plants that are mentally or physically unhealthy. Do you think I'm right?

Uniqlo's entire AI system seems to be malfunctioning.

Damn it, this store manager's thinking is really weird and crazy!

"...That makes sense. You'll need to deduct three dishes that score 95 or higher. Manager, please note that after the deduction, you'll only have five dishes left."

"It's okay, I don't care about that little bit, deduct it!"

"Deducted, the skills have been passed on to you, wish you a speedy journey to becoming a grand cooker."

"Nice!"

After familiarizing himself with the new skill in his mind, Shirou Emiya began to "fufufufu".

"Foufoufou (Foufou, come here.)"

Casey Palug stopped in his tracks. Which idiot is calling me?

Its little head looked around and then it saw Shirou Emiya.

"Foufufufu! (Foufu, come quick!)"

Merlin was stunned. When did its new owner learn the language of their cat race?!

So she cautiously called out, "Foufoufou? (What does Master want?)"

Shirou Emiya was overjoyed to see that it worked: "Foufoufoufoufoufou! (Foufou, go and unplug the game console right now!)"

Fufu shook her head decisively: "Fufufu, Fufufu! (No way, I'll die!)"

Yu Meiren looked at the human and beast with a puzzled expression and asked blankly, "What are you doing? What's with the 'Fufufu' thing? Are you trying to evolve into a Fufu spirit?"

Emiya Shirou said, "I'm bored, can't I just tease Fou?"

"Tch, so you know you're going to lose, so you're giving up?"

"How could that be! Just you wait and see how I beat you!" Shirou Emiya shouted, feigning disdain, and continued communicating with Fou: "Fou Fou Fou Fou Fou Fou! (A cup of your favorite cake every day!)"

"Fou? Foufou! Foufoufoufou! (Huh? Not worth it! I would never betray the mistress!)", Foufou resolutely refused. You think you can make me take risks with just a cup of cake? No way!

"Fou! (Twice!)" Emiya Shirou sneered. There is never loyalty, only that the price of betrayal is not high enough!

"Foufufu! (I can't do it!)"

"Foufoufoufou! (Triple in the morning, double in the evening!)", Emiya Shirou will never give up.

Casey Palug demanded a higher price, "Fou! Fou Fou! (You! Add some more!)"

Emiya Shirou's lips curled into a smile, "Foufoufoufoufou! (Double in the morning, triple in the evening!)"

"Fou? Foufoufou? (Huh? Do you think I'm a stupid kitten?) Fou was impressed by Emiya Shirou's shamelessness. Is this any different from before?"

"Foufoufoufoufou! (On top of that, Merlin will kick once a day!)", Emiya Shirou thought to himself, I'm sorry, Merlin-sama, for the sake of my lifelong happiness, you'll have to suffer a little. Fou kicks don't hurt.

"Fou! Fou! (Okay! Deal!)" Fou quickly darted around the living room, and then, as if by accident, jumped behind the XB ONE, accidentally knocking over the game console that was standing upright!

Suddenly, the power cord and HDMI cable came off together, the game screen went black, and the game console fell to the floor.

Yu Meiren was about to win the second round, but she never expected Fu Fu to be so mischievous.

“Kathy Palug!”

Emiya Shirou quickly gave Fou a wink: Run away now!

Then, feigning concern, she pulled back the furious Yu Meiren: "Alright, alright, alright! Don't get upset with a cat. She didn't do it on purpose. Modern games have cloud saves; just restart the game!"

Yu Meiren took a few deep breaths, then said with a smile, "I'm not angry. Anyway, I'm going to win, so you'd better be prepared to admit defeat!"

Shirou Emiya didn't say anything. He jogged over, put the game console back in its place, connected it to the TV, then blocked Yu Meiren's view with his body. With the speed of someone who had been single for seventeen years, he quickly changed the disc and restarted the game.

When she saw the message "Game interrupted abnormally, appears to be continuing from where it left off," Yu Meiren breathed a sigh of relief. If she had to start over, she would have made sure to kick Fufu around like a ball today.

However, the thought of winning the bet immediately brought a smile to Yu Meiren's perfect face.

But as she got closer to the finish line, her smile faded and eventually disappeared completely.

She and Shirou Emiya reached the finish line almost at the same time, but she crossed it first by a very small margin?!

"What's going on! Did you deliberately let us win?!" Yu Meiren immediately questioned Emiya Shirou.

"I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! I'm not!" Of course, Shirou Emiya wouldn't admit it, and he certainly wasn't holding back!

Yu Meiren was very suspicious. Something was wrong. I was clearly so bad, so why was I the first one to cross the finish line?

But she couldn't find any evidence that Shirou Emiya had cheated. Could it really just be a coincidence?

"Hmph! So what! I told you I didn't hold back! I'm sure I'll win next time!" Yu Meiren gave a final huff and started the last round.

This time, she beat Shirou Emiya to the punch by choosing the worst car, and then watched with a smile as Shirou Emiya frowned and chose the second to last one.

Hmph! This time, you won't be slower than me!

However, Shirou Emiya was secretly overjoyed.

Yu Meiren would never have imagined that as long as she was the one in the relationship, she would definitely be faster than her!

Uniqlo products are always top-notch. I, Emiya Shirou, am determined to win this bet! I must kiss Yu Meiren today.

Emiya Shirou admits that he likes poppies, not in a physical way, but emotionally.

He doesn't even dare to kiss the woman he likes, what kind of nonsense is that?

Yu Meiren was also very nervous. It was the last round, and she had to win!

If we win, we can do whatever we want to Shirou Emiya!

However, after entering the game, Yu Meiren noticed something was wrong.

Why was Shirou Emiya always behind her?

This doesn't follow the pattern of the previous game, does it?

In the last game, I also had this car, but Shirou was ahead of me?

Halfway through the drive, Shirou Emiya's car was already four car lengths behind Yu Meiren's, which basically meant he had secured the victory.

But Yu Meiren felt more and more uneasy.

It's just a matter of two people swapping cars, so why is there such a big difference?

What went wrong?

Shirou Emiya was overjoyed to see that there was still less than half the journey left.

Hahahahahaha!

I'm going to win! I can turn the tables!

Yu Meiren wanted to cheat by deliberately stopping, but she held back. It would be too unfair to win like that. The fact that the winner was the one who drove the slowest already seemed like she was taking advantage of him. If she cheated now, Shirou would definitely not be happy.

Ugh! What on earth is going on?!

"Fufufufufu!"

Casey Palug walked past the two of them again, attracting Yu Meiren's attention.

This little thing just knocked over the game console, is it going to do it again?

Wait a minute?

It seems this phenomenon occurred after it hit the game console?

Then I thought of Shirou Emiya's previous FouFou.

Hmm, something's not right!

Yu Meiren decided to test the waters.

She pretended to talk to herself and said, "It's all Casey Palug's fault for knocking over the game console. If I lose, I'll stew it and eat it!"

"Fufufu? (Why?!)" Fufu was completely dumbfounded. You lost, what does it have to do with me?

But this violent woman might really eat me up!

How to do!

We have to find a way to make her win!

"Foufufufu! (Master, Master!)"

Emiya Shirou pretended not to hear, appearing completely focused on operating the controller.

Pshaw, I'm about to win, I won't let anyone interfere!

Fou got anxious, so she ran over and jumped onto Shirou Emiya's head, trying to disrupt his performance.

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