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Yu Meiren is dead again.

"...I'm not playing anymore, this game isn't fun, I'll switch to another one." She calmly put down the controller and silently looked at Shirou Emiya.

Emiya Shirou understood; Resident Evil was just too difficult for Yu Meiren.

He thought for a moment, then took out a new Super Mario Bros. U box from the shelf and turned on the Switch that was placed on the TV cabinet as its main console.

"Shall we play this then?"

Yu Meiren frowned and said, "Isn't it a bit too cartoonish?"

Emiya Shirou was speechless. What, you still think it's too easy?

"No, this is one of the best-selling games in Minecraft, suitable for all ages, and... well, it's quite challenging! It's more suitable for you."

"Really? You're not lying to me?"

Yu Meiren looked at Emiya Shirou with suspicion.

"Really, I'm absolutely not lying to you."

"Okay, let's play this."

Ten minutes later.

Yu Meiren put down the controller and looked at Emiya Shirou with her captivating eyes: "This is too childish. Change it. How old are you? Still playing this? Can't you play something more challenging and profound?"

Emiya Shirou was stunned.

For the past ten minutes, you've been dying nonstop. How dare you even open your mouth!

Emiya Shirou nodded, then opened the XB ONE next to the PS4 and put a Forza Motorsport 7 game inside.

"Shall we drive?"

"Driving? Okay."

Yu Meiren changed her controller and chose a Porsche 918, while Emiya Shirou chose a McLaren P1.

Before the game started, Shirou Emiya spoke.

"How about we try something more exciting?"

"What kind of exciting activities are there?"

"Whoever gets first place can ask the other person to do something, and the person being asked cannot refuse."

Yu Meiren thought for a moment, then asked, "Just one round? No, it has to be at least fifty rounds. Only those who win the most rounds are eligible."

???

Sis, why didn't you say the restaurant would open tomorrow morning?

One round takes several minutes, fifty rounds would take at least several hours.

"No, that's too many. Ten games at most."

Yu Meiren hesitated for a moment, then said, "Okay."

When it came to choosing the track, Yu Meiren said, "I'll choose!"

Then she spent a full five minutes choosing a track with very few curves and mostly straight sections.

"Okay, this one will do."

"you sure?"

"determine."

Emiya Shirou sneered disdainfully, "You have a path to heaven but choose not to, you have no way to hell but choose to come here."

Do you think choosing an easy track is a way to make things easier for yourself?

No! This is a bargain for me!

In the first round, Yu Meiren lost.

"I didn't get the hang of it, second time!"

She lost again at the end of the second round.

"I almost got it, let's try again!"

I lost the third game too.

"This time, I really mastered the technique!"

The fourth one.

"I was actually releasing water earlier!"

The fifth one.

"This is boring, let's play a different game?"

Yu Meiren took a deep breath and then gave Emiya Shirou a sweet smile.

"...What about NBA 2K20?"

"what is this?"

"Want to come to the basketball game?"

Yu Meiren shook her head: "It's boring."

Shirou Emiya was about to cry. "Big sister, is it so hard for you to admit you're bad?"

In the end, the two played almost every two-player game, but Yu Meiren gave up halfway through each one.

Emiya Shirou asked expressionlessly, "What else do we play?"

"Shall we drive then?" Yu Meiren said, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Row."

The two started racing 7 again.

This time, Yu Meiren deliberately chose the most difficult track.

"How about this one, best two out of three?"

Emiya Shirou nodded, "Okay, but don't play one round and then say you don't want to play anymore."

"Absolutely not, I've completely mastered the technique."

Emiya Shirou's lips curled into a confident smile once again.

Wait a minute, what kind of request should I make to Yu Meiren?

Should I ask her to kiss me?

Or should I kiss her?

I've made up my mind. As long as I drive fast enough, I'm sure I'll be able to kiss the poppy!

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Shiro, why is there a cell phone in front of your pants?

As a top-tier Gran Turismo player, a Need for Speed ​​master, and a veteran Forza Motorsport player, Emiya Shirou is intimately familiar with every track and can complete dozens of laps on empty tracks with his eyes closed.

He's guaranteed to win this bet today. Even if Yu Meiren rode Red Hare, she couldn't beat him. That's what Gabe Newell and Ye Liangshu said!

However, Yu Meiren's next move left Emiya Shirou dumbfounded.

After Shirou Emiya chose his car, it was Yu Meiren's turn to choose.

Surprisingly, Yu Meiren stopped looking at the luxury cars and chose a Mini instead.

Then, with lightning speed, I pressed the confirm button and entered the track to prepare.

Emiya Shirou asked blankly, "You're using this car?"

Yu Meiren nodded, revealing a wise smile: "Comparing who drives the fastest is no fun, let's compare who drives the slowest?"

Emiya Shirou completely broke down. He looked at the Koenigsegg he had chosen, and then at Yu Meiren's Mini.

How can I win?

I'll win with my head?

"Can I still back out and change cars?" Shirou Emiya cried.

Yu Meiren revealed an exquisite smile, like the goddess of the Luo River described by Cao Zhi, and said, "What do you think?"

"That's not fair, is it? How can you compare who drives the slowest?" Emiya Shirou argued, trying to persuade Yu Meiren to change her mind.

However, Yu Meiren was, after all, a beautiful young woman of eighty years old. She was knowledgeable, resourceful, and saw through Shirou Emiya's dirty intention to win by relying on his skills.

Hmph, I'll do the opposite. What's the use of driving fast?

Let's see who can drive the slowest!

Yu Meiren knew she was actually quite bad at the game, but she didn't say it, so no one else would know she was bad.

She was unaware that Shirou Emiya knew she was terrible; she believed her acting beforehand was flawless.

Since we can't win against Shirou Emiya head-on, let's try the opposite.

Emiya Shirou began to think about how to win the match.

It's common knowledge that the Bugatti is faster than the Mini from a standstill, and its stop-and-go driving is too obvious. Even if it wins, the Mini won't admit it.

In contrast, Yu Meiren didn't even need to drive slowly on purpose; if she performed normally, she would definitely be last.

Damn it! Yu Meiren's move was so vicious! What do you want me to do after you beat me?!

As the race began, just as Shirou Emiya had predicted, his car overtook Yu Meiren the moment it started moving, resulting in a complete defeat for Shirou Emiya in the first round.

"Hahahaha! I won!" Yu Meiren stretched happily, revealing her fair abdominal skin, slender waist, and the faintly visible southern hemisphere.

Shirou Emiya immediately squeezed his legs together. Good heavens, this woman wasn't wearing any...things!

"That's so unfair!" Emiya Shirou forced himself to look away, then protested again.

"Hmm? Isn't this quite interesting?"

Yu Meiren happily swayed her snow-white thighs up and down, her delicate toes dangling precariously from slippers, leaning back on the sofa cushions without any regard for her image, laughing like a sorghum chihuahua.

"Tsk, let's try again. This time I'll definitely drive slower than you!"

Emiya Shirou has made up his mind; this time, he'll choose the character with the worst stats in the game.

Hmph, no one knows more about forza racing than me!

Yu Meiren glanced at Emiya Shirou with her red eyes, and immediately sneered inwardly, "You think you can beat me by choosing the slowest car?"

Nobody knows more about food than me!

If I win this round, I can let Shirou win, hahaha!

Yu Meiren felt that victory was already in her grasp!

Emiya Shirou decisively locked in the car with the worst game stats, so even if Yu Meiren chose the second worst car, she probably wouldn't be able to win, right?

Little did he know that this was exactly what Yu Meiren wanted.

After all, Emiya Shirou and Yu Meiren are simply not on the same level!

Soon after entering the game, Shirou Emiya discovered that even though he was driving the worst car, Yu Meiren was still worse than him!

"Yu, you can't deliberately drive slowly!" Emiya Shirou thought it was outrageous. This was a straight road, how did you manage to drive behind me!?

Yu Meiren glared at Shirou Emiya and said, "I didn't!"

"Then you still won't admit you're bad! If you admit you're bad, I'll immediately admit defeat!"

"I'm not bad!"

"That means you let the water go!"

"I don't!"