Mr. Gong is not only good at cooking

As for internal communication, I'm sorry, almost no one will proactively return to the EU before completing a mission. Returning means the mission is successful, and I haven't yet reached Aria to prove myself, so I absolutely will not proactively contact the EU!

Old Sherlock Holmes took a few puffs of his pipe and then asked, "What kind of person is Sherlock Holmes in the EU?"

Riko was surprised, not expecting the other party to have such detailed intelligence. It would be understandable if other representative figures were recognized as members of Iyu, but unless Holmes deliberately exposed himself, no one would know that the leader of EU was Holmes!

Were these people previously members of the EU? Did they leave Yiyou because they were dissatisfied with the EU environment?

"Holmes is the most prestigious among both the pro-war and research factions. Everyone admires him. The only one who didn't admire him was defeated by him. He is undoubtedly the strongest in Yiyou."

"I see. Has the Orient been modernized? Where was the last air exchange? Can you tell us that?" Holmes continued to ask.

Riko shook her head, still not daring to reveal information about the Touhou and the EU.

She wasn't stupid; if the other side failed, she would definitely be doomed.

Holmes shook his head regretfully. Even a famous detective cannot solve a case without any clues; you can't cook without rice.

Emiya Shirou said solemnly, "Miss Riko, we need your cooperation. We have the ability and the determination to eradicate this cancer of the EU, restore order to the world, and clear the names of the innocent!"

Riko shook her head again: "I'm really sorry, I can't trust you."

Hey, this little maid is pretty stubborn!

Emiya Shirou thought for a moment, then asked, "How can you trust us?"

Before Riko could speak, Shirou Emiya continued, "I'll help you deal with Vlad, can you tell us the whereabouts of the EU in return?"

Riko's voice trembled slightly, "You're not kidding? He's the number two figure in the EU, and he's elusive. Apart from his daughter, no one knows his whereabouts!"

Kinji Toyama was a little curious, so he asked, "What is the connection between this Vlad the Infinite Sin and Riko?"

Emiya Shirou waved his hand: "Boys shouldn't meddle in girls' affairs. Go and be all lovey-dovey with your Shirayuki."

Shirayuki immediately looked at Emiya Shirou with new respect. This shopkeeper was actually able to see through my and Xiao Jin's fate at a glance. He was really amazing!

The professor, with keen insight, said, "Every time Manager Emiya mentions Vlad's name, Miss Robin's body trembles. Although the tremor is so slight that it is imperceptible to the naked eye, I am a man with the rank of Archer."

I think this man must have cast a very deep shadow over your childhood, you could even say it's a nightmare that has never disappeared.

Old Fu put away his pipe, stood up, and slowly walked around Riko: "When you mentioned Aria, your facial expression and muscles showed obvious excitement. Although you hid it very well, I am a detective."

You want to prove yourself by defeating Aria, hmm, let me think... you want to prove you deserve the Robin name? You're jealous that Aria can openly use the Holmes name so freely.

The professor circled Riko in the opposite direction: "You want to prove yourself by defeating Aria, to show others that this person is very likely Vlad. And when Vlad is mentioned, I think most people think of vampires, Count Vlad."

Old Man Fu nodded and continued spinning around: "Not bad, Infinite Sins is also a very interesting clue. Vampires are a species that pays great attention to bloodline and lineage. Vlad is able to become the second-in-command of the EU, probably not just because of his vampire bloodline."

He may very well be researching other bloodlines, and you, Miss Robin, might also possess a unique bloodline that has caught his attention, which is why he likely imprisoned you when you were a child.

The professor continued circling around: "To go a step further, perhaps they were subjected to severe abuse, were poorly clothed and starved, and were raised like animals, simply used as mating tools?"

Old Fu on the Moon stopped spinning: "It's actually quite easy to guess what kind of person he is. He must be someone who values ​​rare bloodlines. But where are rare bloodlines commonplace?"

Moriarty also stopped spinning: "Then there's only one truth: Butei High School! He's very likely the school doctor or the biology teacher!"

Silence.

Emiya Shirou was stunned.

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Chapter Sixty-Nine: Surprise, Motherfucker!

Riko was dumbfounded.

I didn't say a word, and you two have almost figured out what color underwear I was wearing today.

Who are these people?

Why do I suddenly feel like they're all even more powerful than the EU?

Especially these two in front of me, one looks like he's cosplaying Sherlock Holmes, and the other looks like he's cosplaying a bartender.

Furthermore, the reasoning was logical, well-founded, and convincing.

And you two, in front of my classmates, tore off my disguise and exposed my scars, is that really okay?

As expected, Kinji Toyama and Shirayuki Hoshiga's gazes towards Riko completely changed.

I never imagined that this girl, who is usually so lively and adorable in class, and even has a bit of a mischievous side, would have such an unknown side.

"Riko, you..." Kinji Toyama wanted to say something, but not in his burst mode, he didn't know how to start the conversation.

Xingjia Baixue secretly decided that if this philandering cat could listen to her, then she would reluctantly let her be her concubine.

After all, girls with big breasts have a lot in common to talk about.

Girls with different breast shapes will only cause conflict; this is a class struggle, and the contradictions can never be reconciled.

Just as African commanders will never forgive white monkeys from Europe, African masters will only kill European landlocked seals.

Riko asked hesitantly, "Who exactly are you? What kind of organization is Grand Cooker?"

Emiya Shirou grinned and walked up to Riko, saying, "Since you've asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully tell you."

We, Grand Cooker, are the messengers of justice in countless universes, the heart of peace-loving people, and the dream destination for countless diners.

That's right, we are a restaurant that embodies love and peace, and a lovely and charming partner of justice!

These words made Moriarty feel nauseous, and Orange and Green also felt a little uncomfortable.

To be honest, can we really be considered partners of justice?

One is the king of crime in London, who has been outwitting Sherlock Holmes for many years, and almost all the crimes in London are closely related to him.

One is a pure magician who was capable of anything in his pursuit of the origin, and even now he cannot be considered a normal person.

Although he is a terrible magician, he acts excessively flamboyantly and does things his own way as a sorcerer.

But to cooperate with Shirou Emiya, they forced smiles and said, "That's right, we are the partners of justice!"

Well, it was mainly the old man and Qingzi who said it; Chengzi was too embarrassed to speak up.

Emiya Shirou continued, "Don't be afraid of what I'm about to tell you."

Riko swallowed hard, then feigned composure and said, "I'm the one who's going to carry on the Robin family name. I'm not afraid. Please speak."

“Let’s make a deal,” Shirou Emiya said seriously.

Riko opened her mouth, then asked, almost as if possessed, "What kind of deal?"

“I know you don’t believe me now, but that’s okay. All you need to know is that we will help you get rid of Vlad the Infinite Sin, and all you need to do is repay the kindness, just like the cat in the story.”

As for how to repay the favor, that is, of course, by telling us how to find the EU.

"Riko, this is the deal I want to make with you. We'll pay first, and you deliver the goods later. Is that acceptable?"

Riko seemed very hesitant. Objectively speaking, this deal was very worthwhile for her. If she got rid of Vlad, she would gain her freedom; if she got rid of Iyu, she would gain double the freedom.

Moreover, although the strength of the others is unknown, in Riko's opinion, Holmes and Moriarty's intelligence is already comparable to that of Iyu's big boss.

“Alright, if you can really take care of Vlad, I’m willing to tell you all the intelligence I know about the EU.”

After much consideration, Riko agreed to the "deal" and added, "If you can really solve the EU problem, then it's not impossible for me to join your organization. I'm much stronger than Biarya!"

Emiya Shirou said with certainty, "I don't know if you're good as a personal maid, but you are definitely much better than that scumbag Aria in other aspects."

"...As long as you can resolve Vlad and the EU, I won't go back on my word. She's just a little maid!" Riko suddenly felt that she had made a bit too harsh a bet.

Could it be that these people actually have the ability to take down the EU?

Am I, Riko Mine, going to be given away for nothing?

Xingjia Baixue asked, "So where should we begin our search for Vlad's whereabouts? As armed detectives, it's our responsibility."

“That’s easy. Let’s start by investigating Tokyo Butei High School. Do you have the contact information for all the teachers in the school, Hoshiga?” Shirou Emiya asked, looking at Shirayuki.

"Yes, I have it. I put it in the student council office, but it's not convenient for me to go in right now..."

Riko said, "I have one."

She took out her phone, opened a document, and handed it to Shirou Emiya.

Emiya Shirou pretended to screen everyone, then pointed to a handsome silver-haired man and said to the old man on the moon and the sassy old man who were observing with him, "This person, Toru Koyomiya, is very suspicious."

“Indeed, genetics professor, that matches my guess.” Old Fu on the Moon nodded.

The professor retorted, "Hey? Your guess? It's clearly my guess, okay?"

Old Fu, with a calm smile on his lips, said, "But you guessed it was the biology teacher and the school doctor."

The professor immediately pointed to the file: "How come your eyesight isn't as good as mine at such a young age? Look at what's written here: 'Also serves as the school doctor.' I'm asking you, are you convinced? Isn't my reasoning ability much better than yours?"

"My first guess was that he was probably very knowledgeable in genetics, studying bloodlines. Was I wrong?"

"Wasn't it my hint that made you guess?"

“Friend, you’re talking nonsense,” Holmes said, shaking his head dismissively.

Moriarty retorted, "You're feeling guilty."

Old Fu on the moon smiled without saying a word, as if everything was understood without being spoken.

Kinji Toyama leaned forward to take a look and immediately said, "This teacher has always been a bit of a 'target' for me."

Emiya Shirou laughed and said, "Why are we targeting you?"

"I can't quite put my finger on it. He treats me very differently from everyone else. He often mocks me." Kinji Toyama scratched his head, unable to come up with a solution. "Could it be that he simply doesn't like me?"

Holmes said, "Very likely. Toyama, I remember you received an S grade when you enrolled, right?"

Kinji Toyama nodded somewhat embarrassedly: "But I went into burst mode and accidentally wiped out the first-year students."

Emiya Shirou twitched his lips. Damn, what a convenient "accident."

His pretentiousness is so natural and unpretentious that you can't find fault with it, which is infuriating.

The professor added, "Then, because of your brother, you gave up on yourself and were demoted to E-level. Did he start targeting you from that point on?"

Kinji Toyama recalled for a moment, and it seemed that it really was?

Old Fu from the Moon then looked at Xingjia Baixue: "How does this genetics teacher usually treat you?"

Bai Xue recalled for a moment, then said with certainty, "Very good. She is very good to other excellent students, but Teacher Xiao Yeming is indeed very cold to students with poor grades."

Furthermore, it seems that Ms. Koyomi really enjoys drawing our blood for physical examinations? She drew blood many times during our first year of high school.

Riko immediately added, "That's true, and he only draws blood from outstanding students; he has never drawn blood from struggling students."

"Ahhh, yes, yes, yes! He hit me once in my first year of high school, when I had just been rated S-rank, but after I gradually dropped in rank, he never came to me again," Kinji Toyama added as a final touch.

Riko's face turned pale instantly. "No way, Yoru-sensei, is it really Vlad?!"

The thought that even after escaping to the Armed Detective High School, she was still under constant surveillance by this devil made Riko want to jump into Tokyo Bay and swim back to France.

The professor confirmed, "Then it's highly likely that this Yoruichiro is Vlad. Is he at school today?"

Bai Xue replied, "He has classes every day, so he must be at school!"

Emiya Shirou laughed and said, "If that's the case, then things are much easier. Does anyone have any suggestions for dealing with vampires?"

Riko said with some fear, "It's no use. Traditional methods are completely useless. He has undergone infinite evolution. Holy water, plans, silver bullets, and crosses are all ineffective against him."

Moreover, like Holmes, he possesses multiple abilities, including the Burst Mode passed down through generations of the Toyama family, which Vlad can also forcibly deactivate.

He's an immortal monster!

The professor said, "In this world, in this universe, there has never been anything truly invincible, nor has there ever been any immortal being. Even gods can fall."

Look at Sherlock Holmes, the famous detective of London, world-renowned, but in the end he was forced to jump off a waterfall with me because he couldn't beat me.

Therefore, Vlad must have his own weaknesses, and even if he doesn't, what use is his regenerative ability if we are stronger than him?