Mr. Gong is not only good at cooking

Shirou Emiya first pointed to the old Sherlock Holmes on the moon, "This is Sherlock Holmes."

"Huh? Aria's great-grandfather? He doesn't look like the one in the photo," Kinji Toyama said, a little confused.

“No, I am Sherlock Holmes from another universe,” the Moon Old Sherlock Holmes nodded to Kinji Toyama.

Shirou Emiya pointed at the great detective Sherlock Holmes and said, "This is also Sherlock Holmes."

Kinji Toyama seemed a little numb. "Um, hello..."

"Hey kid, you've got a great girlfriend, you should cherish her," Detective Old Fu greeted him with a smile.

Bai Xue pursed her lips and didn't say anything; she was even more confused than Toyama Kinji.

"This one is Sherlock Holmes, and his partner, Watson," Shirou Emiya continued.

Kinji Toyama and Shirayuki Hoshiga were dumbfounded.

"This one is Mr. Moriarty, who comes from the same universe as the first Mr. Holmes."

The professor looked at Kinji Toyama with a kind smile: "Young man, I have high hopes for you. Do you want to become the boss of an evil organization?"

"No, no, no, I don't want to. I, Kinji Toyama, just want to live a peaceful life!"

Emiya Shirou clapped his hands and said, "Alright, our guide is here, we can set off! We're closed for the day!"

Kinji Toyama quickly raised his hand to indicate, "Where are we going?"

"Of course, we're going to educate your world's Sherlock Holmes!" they all answered in unison.

Kinji Toyama: ? ? ? Didn't you say you were going to match me up with Shirayuki and then stay away from Aria? Why did you suddenly turn into Sherlock Holmes?

Emiya Shirou handed the four time-travel cards to the two Aozaki sisters, Old Man Fu on the Moon, and the old man with a lewd expression, then asked, "Are the rest of you sure you don't want to go?"

Both Detective Sherlock Holmes and Detective Sherlock Holmes shook their heads simultaneously: "We're not going. We're useless in superhuman battles."

The professor said, "It's alright, you guys can just cheer me on from the sidelines. I'll have Sherlock Holmes cheering me on, just thinking about it is exciting!"

"Shut up!" Yu Meiren glared at the professor, annoyed. This poor old man couldn't even afford a cup of coffee; it was Emiya Shirou who paid for it.

What? You're asking why Old Fu on the Moon didn't treat us? Please, he'd love to jump off waterfalls with the professor every single day of the year.

This time, Yu Meiren, Fou, Emiya Shirou, Luna Fukuro, Luna Professor, and the two Aozaki sisters were traveling with them.

The task is simple: find EU, find Scarlet Bullet Fur, beat him to a pulp, and then beat Aria to a pulp (Professor's suggestion).

Kinji Toyama was completely dumbfounded.

"What is EU?!"

"Xiao Jin, I will protect you!"

Shirou Emiya raised a hand and smiled: "Grand Cooker, attack!"

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Chapter Sixty-Seven: If you can do that, I'll be your maid!

Ultimately, the two mediocre fighters decided to temporarily return to their own world and await further news.

As the time travel neared, Shirou Emiya took out a blank board and wrote a sentence on it in a long, flowing style.

"The shop owner is going out today to harass elderly people living alone. The shop will be temporarily closed for ___ days. This is a formal announcement."

Then he hung the sign on the restaurant's glass door and nodded in satisfaction.

Yu Meiren pointed to the underlined part and asked, "What does this mean?"

"The number of days of leave is undetermined. We will reopen whenever we have resolved the issue."

Yu Meiren immediately asked worriedly, "Do we still have money? Will we run out?"

Emiya Shirou laughed and said, "Don't worry, we have plenty of money."

Yu Meiren completely missed the hidden meaning in Emiya Shirou's words and rolled her eyes in annoyance: "You're just going to be a spendthrift. You'll go bankrupt sooner or later, and then I'll pack my bags and leave!"

"Haha, if you went back to the Qin Dynasty, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the wonderful modern life and the delicious food I make."

Yu Meiren said with her characteristic pride, "Even if I, Yu Meiren, hide in the deep mountains and forests, isolated from the world, I will not miss your food, nor will I covet your game console! Humph!"

"Hehehe, I look forward to hearing you say 'it smells so good' later, Yu," Emiya Shirou chuckled, nodding to the others. "Then let's set off. Destination: Scarlet Ammo Universe. Locate, teleport!"

With a flash of golden light, the eight people and one beast vanished instantly. When they reappeared, they had arrived in the world of Scarlet Bullet.

This is the other side of Tokyo Butei High School, the same size and shape as Gakuen Island, which is usually used as a training ground island.

Since it was during normal class time, there were almost no students or teachers to be seen on the empty island. The group gathered in a blind spot of the cameras to discuss countermeasures.

Old Fu on the moon clicked his tongue in amazement and said, "I never thought that after becoming a Heroic Spirit, I would still have the opportunity to set foot in other universes. This is truly amazing."

Aozaki Touko adjusted her glasses and said, "I sensed it, and the magical energy in the air is quite abundant. It seems that there is still a Great Source in this world, but I don't know if it conforms to our rules, so I dare not use magic rashly."

Without saying a word, Shirou Emiya used Durex to project an electric egg beater, then nodded confidently: "No problem, the magic circuits and body are unaffected."

Aozaki Aoko looked at the egg beater in Emiya Shirou's hand in surprise and said, "As expected of the manager, he has combined projection magic with his cooking skills so well. No wonder he can make such delicious food and improve our physical fitness."

Emiya Shirou gave an awkward laugh. There was nothing he could do; it was ingrained in his DNA. He wanted to throw out Gan Jiang and Mo Xie, the Spiral Sword, but his DNA wouldn't allow it. Damn it!

Kinji Toyama took out his phone and said, "I need to contact my classmate in the intelligence department to see if she has any intelligence about the EU."

In the classroom of Class 2-1, Riko Mine, who was pretending to listen to the lesson but actually playing her PSP, suddenly felt her phone vibrate.

"Huh? Qinqin? Why is he looking for me? Didn't he skip class after arguing with Aria?"

Riko asked curiously, "What's wrong with Qinqin?"

"Riko, are you free now? I need your help with something very important."

"Now? Qinqin, you're skipping class, that's not being good at all. Aria seems very, very angry. You'd better get along well with Aria."

"...I'm waiting for you on Sky Island. It's urgent, Riko. You need to figure out a way to sneak out."

Riko frowned slightly, unable to figure out what Kinji Toyama was up to. She turned to look at Aria, who looked as if everyone in the world owed her a billion dollars.

However, since Kinji Toyama and Aria were both important parts of Riko's plan, she decided to go and see for herself.

Riko clutched her stomach and raised her hand, her acting spot-on: "Teacher, Riko's stomach hurts~"

On the empty island, Shirayuki finally understood the identities and purposes of Shirou Emiya and the others, and she was absolutely furious at Aria's actions. That woman, how could she be so shameless! Why didn't I take out my beloved M60 this morning and riddle her with bullets, then mix her with cement and sink her into Tokyo Bay!

A moment later, Riko came running over, immediately catching Shirou Emiya's eye.

A youthful face! What a disgrace!

Her breasts bounced like two adorable white rabbits, making one wonder – are girls' breasts really that bouncy and elastic?

"Qinqin~"

Before she could even throw herself into Kinji Toyama's arms, Shirayuki Hoshiga drew her Color Gold Killer and forcefully drew a dividing line on the ground.

"Dare to cross this line, and I'll kill you, you thieving cat number two, Mine Riko!"

"Hey~ Qinqin, look, Xingjia is so domineering!"

Kinji Toyama said with a headache, "Stop messing around, Riko, we really have an emergency."

"What is it?"

Emiya Shirou stepped forward first: "Hello, nice to meet you, Mine Riko Robin. I am Emiya Shirou, and we are from Grand Cooker."

"Grand cooker? Wait! How do you know my real surname!?"

Riko, who usually acts like a little devil, showed fear and panic in her eyes.

This is so bizarre! Logically speaking, no one in this school should know her surname!

In other words, this group of people are not from the school at all; they could only be from outside the school.

Is it the EU? Or an underling of Infinite Sins? Or perhaps an enemy in France?

The surname Robin also caused a gasp from the people present.

The professor spoke first: "Hey, hey, hey, I recognize that name! Isn't this another rival of Sherlock Holmes?"

Old Fu on the moon stared at Riko with sharp eyes, without saying a word.

Kinji also spoke up: "No way, Robin? Is this the Robin I imagined?"

Bai Xue was also shocked: "Isn't that just as famous as that 'fish-stealing cat'? No wonder you're a 'fish-stealing cat' too!"

Aozaki Aoko hadn't even reacted yet: "What Robin? Robin Hood?"

Aozaki Touko scoffed, "I told you to read more books, and look how stupid you've become! Arsène Lupin, also translated as Arsène Lupin, was a legendary French thief of the 19th century, a man on par with Sherlock Holmes."

Riko's expression improved slightly. Most of these people seemed to be seeing me for the first time. The problem now lies with this man named Emiya Shirou. How did he get my information?

Emiya Shirou crossed his arms and gave Riko a confident smile: "Mine Riko Robin, do you want to prove yourself?"

Do you want to defeat Kanzaki H. Aria? Do you want to prove to Vlad you're not trash? Do you want us to help you personally escape from the EU?

Riko sneered and said, "Hmph, stop being so arrogant. You have no idea how terrifying the EU is! Don't think you can challenge the EU just because you have a few pieces of information!"

If you can do that, I'll become your personal maid!

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Chapter Sixty-Eight: Aren't you two the time travelers?

Upon hearing Riko's defiant words, Emiya Shirou immediately looked troubled. "Isn't this a bit inappropriate? After all, I am a person of principle."

Riko was so angry she almost laughed. You have principles! When I ran over, your gaze clearly lingered on my chest for a full half second!

Don't think I don't know you're peeking just because you're pretending to be calm. Girls with big breasts are very sensitive to this kind of gaze!

"If it's really as you say, I will absolutely not go back on my word!"

As a member of the EU, Riko knows the EU's monsters very well. Even setting aside Sherlock Holmes, who is at the top of the list, Vlad the Infinite Sin alone is a character that is almost impossible to defeat.

There are also numerous witches, vampires, and superpowered individuals. How can they possibly have just a few people?

Old Fu from the Moon took out a pipe, put it in his mouth, and began to puff out smoke. He said slowly and deliberately, "It seems that the EU is more difficult to attack than we thought. The enemy is very likely not to fight us one-on-one. We are outnumbered, which is a problem."

The old man said, "If I gather them together and give myself some time to prepare, my Noble Phantasm should be able to destroy a portion of the enemy."

Aozaki Aoko eagerly declared, "Don't be afraid, I'll show them what justice from another universe is all about!"

Yu Meiren said disdainfully, "It's okay, I can just self-destruct. If once isn't enough, I'll self-destruct a few more times."

Emiya Shirou felt this was inappropriate, as it was common knowledge that every time Yu Meiren self-destructed, her body parameters would change.

Other things are fine, but what if her breasts turn into file blades?

However, if we really can't beat them, we can call in reinforcements from Camelot. There's nothing that can't be solved with one shot; if there is, then we'll just fire another one.

Thinking about this, Shirou Emiya felt that his side still had a great chance of winning. Even without calling for reinforcements, they were not without the power to fight. With Hoshiga Shirayuki fully unleashed, dealing with the Demon Sword Jeanne should not be a problem; it was just a matter of experience.

Kinji Toyama in his "Sexy Mode"—oh wait, I mean "Explosive Mode"—is practically a cheat code. Can you believe he can unleash a sonic boom with one hand?

Later on, our beloved Kinji can even deflect, stop, or throw bullets back at the same speed without using his superpowers. Missiles, lasers, and even extrasensory perception and magic are all helpless against this man.

When it comes to being a cheater, even that cross-dressing guy next door who carries two swords would have to admit defeat.

This isn't some kind of trashy story called "The Scarlet Bullet"; it should just be called "Kinji's Bizarre Adventure," it wouldn't feel out of place at all.

In addition, there's the Fifth Magician Aozaki Aoko, known as the human rocket launcher; the Grand Puppeteer Aozaki Touko; and Mine Riko, wielding both swords and pistols.

There's even the assistance of the Grand Lighting Master, Sherlock Holmes, who can unleash a Spartan attack and drop an asteroid.

The EU might not be able to withstand this, right?

It seems like we have a better chance of winning!

Emiya Shirou was immediately filled with confidence. He looked at Riko and said, "Since you insist on being my personal maid, then I will reluctantly accept you. Now, as your maid, can you tell me the whereabouts of the EU submarine?"

Riko glanced helplessly at Emiya Shirou, then said, "I don't know where your confidence comes from, that you actually want to overthrow the EU."

Listen carefully, the nuclear submarine Dongfang, where EU is located, is like a ghost in the sea. Unless contacted by members of the organization or it is time for necessary breathing, Yiyou will never surface on its own.

Unfortunately, only one day had passed since the Dongfang was last given a fresh breath, and it would probably be several weeks before it was given another fresh breath.