Mr. Gong is not only good at cooking

Inside the spaceship, a group of Boros's men, who were responsible for monitoring the battle, sensed something was wrong.

This isn't right. Did these cadres come back too early? Of the 5,000 we sent out, not many are left!

And why can't we contact the three adults anymore?

We've searched the entire Earth, but we haven't found them anywhere.

Damn, this looks really bad!

Seeing the bloody scenes on the surveillance screen, these weak-willed subordinates began to tremble.

A woman with black hair could kill a soldier with a single swing of her blood-red sword, and could wipe out dozens at once with a casually thrown, incomprehensible beam of light.

There was also a woman with four tails who could unleash beams of light with a wave of her hand as if they were free, killing dozens of people with ease, including several low-ranking officials!

The other woman appeared with these two women; although she didn't seem particularly capable, she was still quite formidable.

In other cities, they also saw a cute white-haired boy who suddenly became enormous, taking down soldiers with three punches each. Although it was a bit difficult for him, he still managed to take them down with three punches each!

Especially that bald guy, is he some kind of demon king?! He beat up many high-ranking and mid-level cadres!

Earth is so scary! Mom, I want to go home!

"Should we contact Lord Boros? Something doesn't seem right. Five thousand men are clearly not enough."

"Do you dare to contact them?"

"I can not."

"Heh, coward."

"you dare?"

"I wouldn't dare."

Just then, Boros pushed open the door to the control room and walked in.

"How's the battle going? Haven't they conquered Earth yet? Have they really encountered a formidable enemy?"

"Lord Pineapple!"

A group of aliens were so frightened they didn't dare to breathe.

"Why do you all look like that? Is something wrong on the ground?"

Boros glanced at the monitor screen, his big, innocent eyes narrowing slightly: "What? All my soldiers have been wiped out?! Where are Meluzagarudo, Gloribas, and Goryuganshup?"

"We can't get in touch with the three adults..."

Boros was somewhat surprised. Although these three were still far weaker than he was now, they were still much stronger than he had been back then. Now it seemed that their chances of survival were slim!

Luckily, I wanted to meet Goetia. If I had listened to the prophet's nonsense and rashly come to Earth, I would have been beaten to a pulp.

No wonder Goetia values ​​this Earth so much; it turns out this Earth is incredibly powerful!

Boros originally intended to send his entire army to Earth, but then he thought that if he went into battle himself, wouldn't that reduce the casualties among his soldiers?

According to Goetia, his current strength is enough to easily defeat most of the powerful beings in the universe, and he could even destroy the universe.

No matter how powerful this Earthling is, he shouldn't be able to destroy the universe, right?

If it's really that amazing, why have I never heard of it in the past 20 years?

Are you the cosmic overlords, or am I the cosmic overlord?

Boros said coldly, "Get the spaceship out of this star system."

"But Lord Boros..."

"The battle that's about to start will affect the spaceship, so you'd better fly as far away as possible. Don't worry about me, my speed has long exceeded the limit, and interstellar travel is just a blink of an eye for me!"

"Shall we take the spaceship out of the Milky Way first?"

"can."

Boros nodded, then said, "Open the gate and let me descend to Earth first, then you can fly away!"

On Earth, Shirou Emiya lifted City A and placed it back into the crater. However, due to the burning of some material during the previous friction, the joint did not fit quite right.

After carefully rescuing Tatsumaki from the ground and treating her injuries, Shirou Emiya turned his head away. "Don't wear such revealing clothes next time. I could even see her panties!"

"Huh?! You!"

Tornado instinctively covered the hem of her clothes and protested loudly, "Even if you saved me, you can't be this rude!"

Emiya Shirou is also completely bewildered.

She's just a little girl! And she's flat-chested!

what happened?

Why do I feel the same way when I see her as I did when I first saw Yu?

None of my other wives have given me this feeling!

Damn it, something's not right!!! There's something fishy about this little girl!

Second update

Two updates today.

I'll try to reach 16,000 tomorrow.

Chapter Sixty-Two: Emiya: I'm going in. Tornado: Then be gentle.

Emiya Shirou swore to the heavens that the problem must lie with this little girl, not with him!

How could I possibly like lolis! That electric shock I just felt was definitely fake! It was an illusion!

He glanced at the tornado again!

Oh no! What is this feeling of being smitten?!

Emiya Shirou! Wake up! You don't like lolis at all! Especially flat-chested lolis!

Look at this green-haired loli! So flat-chested! So short! And such a tsundere!

Even Euthinus is bigger than her!

Not to mention the two goddess sisters in Uruk who had their breasts augmented! They're now half a cup size bigger than before!

So, the problem lies with this little girl!

Hmph! You audacious little brat, you're disturbing my Dao heart!

Emiya Shirou glanced at Tatsumaki again, making her quite uncomfortable.

What's wrong with this person?! Why are they constantly glancing at me?!

Although he looks much cooler than the flashy, useless swordsman, what's with this unexpectedly innocent feeling?

“Little friend, where do you live? I’ll take you home. It’s not safe outside. I have a feeling something bad is going to happen.”

Shirou Emiya glanced at the spaceship in the sky, then said to Tatsumaki, "Why aren't you saying anything? It's okay, don't worry about me. Don't let my young appearance fool you, I'm actually very strong. Come on, big brother will take you home!"

Tornado wanted to give Shirou Emiya a vicious little punch, but she held back.

She witnessed Shirou Emiya reduce the supposedly strongest telekinetic octopus in the universe to nothingness with just one punch, a feat that even he couldn't handle.

It was truly nothingness; even space itself was shattered by that punch.

But what does this have to do with mistaking oneself for a child?!

I'm 28 this year!!! At least 10 years older than you, you brat!

"I'm much older than you!" the tornado retorted. "You should be calling me 'older sister'!"

Emiya Shirou smiled knowingly: "Girls your age really do want to say they're older, I understand. When I was your age, I also felt like I was a big adult every day."

"I! Am 28 ​​this year!!!!" Tornado finally lost her temper and flew up to a height where she could look Shirou Emiya in the eye, letting out a roar right next to his ear.

Emiya Shirou stared incredulously at Tatsumaki's perfect, pretty face, and couldn't help but feel the same way he had when he first saw the beautiful girl. Damn it, this is weird, there's something wrong with this loli!

Does it come with a built-in charm skill?

I can't, and shouldn't be, interested in a woman with a loli-like figure! Aren't big breasts better?

And you're 28?

I can't believe you're 28 at all!

I have to question your claim of being 18!

And 28 is amazing!

I am at least seven thousand years old!

But what's going on? Why do I feel a little restless when I see her haughty, angry expression? Do I find her cute? Or am I craving sunshine?

My nightlife has been going so well lately? I'm totally blown away!

Unable to come up with a solution, Shirou Emiya could only say, "Fine, 28 it is. I'm still older than you."

"Bullshit! I'm older than you!"

"I am seven thousand years old!"

"I don't believe you! Are you even human?!"

"I am a human being!"

"How could a person be seven thousand years old! Are you some kind of old tortoise from there?"

"How rude of me! Are there any old turtles as young, promising, handsome, rich, and with unfathomable strength as me?"

"Isn't it still the old tortoise?"

"Is my head really that old!?"

"Old devil!"

"???"

Emiya Shirou felt that the situation might get out of control if this topic continued, so he decided to forcefully change the subject: "My name is Emiya Shirou, what's yours?"

"Tornado, or the Trembling Tornado. Those who know me call me Tornado." As Tornado said this, a cool breeze blew in her face, lifting the hem of her extremely suggestive clothes.

What they called the hem was actually just a few black, slightly wider strips of cloth. Tornado was still extremely weak and couldn't effectively control her superpowers to hold down the hem.

So Shirou Emiya turned his head again: "Don't wear clothes made of so little fabric next time! What kind of behavior is this!"

"What I wear is none of your business! Besides, if I weren't so weak right now, you wouldn't be able to take advantage of me at all!" Tornado's face immediately turned red. She used to never worry about this at all; who would dare to spy on her!

Even if someone accidentally saw it, as long as he didn't say anything, Tatsumaki wouldn't know. But now it's different. Emiya Shirou is so close to her, he must have seen it!

"You! Forget about what you came here for!" Although Tatsumaki knew she was no match for Emiya Shirou, as a woman, she absolutely could not back down at this moment!

Emiya Shirou quickly shook his head: "Nonsense! I didn't see anything! I had no idea you were wearing white... What!"

"??? You just changed your tune, didn't you?!" Tornado was trembling with anger!

"Nonsense! I didn't see anything! And I never changed my story! Tama, you give me proof!" At Shirou Emiya's command, the loyal Karna immediately appeared before the two, startling Tatsumaki: "Whoa! How did you get out here again!"

Karna looked at Shirou Emiya in silence, without saying a word.

"Uh, you'd better prove it to me. I can't let someone slander my innocence out of thin air!"

"...I didn't see anything with my ears." For the first time in his life, Little Sun learned to lie and felt his beliefs crumble. But then he remembered that he was covering for his master, and his conscience eased a little.

Even if Master is incredibly powerful, it's impossible for him to see all of this lady's naked body, right?

So, Little Sun added, "Master didn't finish watching it."

Emiya Shirou immediately said, "See? My friend would never lie! So I really didn't look!"

Tornado rolled her eyes and said, "Hmph, so what if you looked? Why won't you admit it? Are you even a man?"

"How am I not a man? I really am not... huh?"

Emiya Shirou noticed a man wearing black armor, with hair that looked like it came from Dragon Ball, and a dark blue eye patch on his face descending from the spaceship.

As he landed, the spaceship seemed to have initiated a space jump, disappearing without a trace in the next instant, and the sky returned to clear skies.

Then, in the next moment, a shiny bald head appeared.

"Are you the leader of the aliens?!"

Emiya Shirou immediately realized, "This is Saitama!"