Mr. Gong is not only good at cooking

Furthermore, I used special methods to reduce the fishy smell of the food, making it melt in your mouth. It should be considered an excellent ration for an adventurer team like our guests.

Furthermore, my food can heal all kinds of injuries; once a guest's companion eats our food, they will be full of energy again!

Ainz Ooal Gown was absolutely certain of this, because the first time he entered the restaurant, he used an appraisal spell to examine the sandwich "made" by Yu Meiren, and it was indeed true.

This is also one of the reasons why it is wary of restaurants. Any dish can have various magical attribute-enhancing and healing effects. Even in a large tomb, it is not considered a common item.

However, judging from the owner's introduction, he probably didn't recognize me, right? Or was he trying to scam me?

No, we still need to gather more intelligence today. For the stability and development of Nazarick, we must eliminate all negative factors!

Ainz Ooal Gown doesn't know much about the restaurant. So far, he only knows that the food is amazing and that every employee and owner seems to possess incredible magic and abilities.

It even has a close connection with modern society; just look at the restaurant's decor: computers, televisions, and lights.

Although Ainz Ooal Gown observed the restaurant for a month, coincidentally, no new customers came during that month, so he still knows nothing about the restaurant's true nature.

However, he could vaguely guess that this restaurant seemed to be like a portal, allowing people from any world to enter, just as he himself had traveled to Nazarick. These guests had traveled from their own worlds to the restaurant.

Speaking of which, there are very few people in this restaurant today. Neither the girl with long black hair nor the girl with long blonde hair are here. Did they go home?

"Manager, how long has this restaurant been open?" Ainz Ooal Gown asked.

"It's been a few months, maybe three or four months. It hasn't been open for very long," Shirou Emiya replied.

"Boss, the facilities in this restaurant seem quite different from what we usually see. What is that gentleman playing?" Ainz Ooal Gown pretended not to understand and pointed to Riko's computer in front of Merlin.

"Oh, this? This is called a computer. It's an electronic product that exists in my world and many of my guests' worlds," Shirou Emiya sneered. "Keep pretending."

Ainz Ooal Gown's tone revealed just the right amount of doubt, "A computer? I've never heard of such a thing."

"It's alright, would the guests like to watch TV?"

Without waiting for their reply, Shirou Emiya casually turned on the TV and switched the channel to the alternate world where Ainz Ooal Gown lived.

The first thing to appear was the village of Karn above the Great Tomb of Nazarick, which made the four guests a little restless. Ainz Ooal Gown cast dozens of calming buffs on himself, then signaled to the three girls not to make any rash moves, and continued to watch.

The scene began to rotate, moving towards the tomb, the first level, the second level, and finally perfectly revealing all the details of the tomb.

The four of them couldn't sit still any longer.

Albedo was the first to stand up, a long battle axe instantly appearing in her hand. She asked in a dangerous tone, "Who are you?! Why do you have footage of Nazarick? How dare you spy on the Supreme Being's privacy, even mine?!!"

Shalltear wore a cold smile as a long syringe appeared in her hand—her dropper gun. "Hehehe, indeed a being worthy of supreme supremacy, actually able to glimpse our Nazarick Treasure Palace!"

Naberal didn't speak, but she was also ready for battle.

Ainz Ooal Gown slowly removed his black helmet, revealing the skull he had seen almost every day for the past month.

Touma Kamijou immediately said, "It's the skull uncle."

"How dare you! To address our supreme ruler with such a lowly title!" Albedo's sharp gaze fixed on Touma Kamijou.

Artoria calmly drew her Rungomminiad and stood beside Shirou Emiya. Even the idiot Merlin became serious.

Emiya Shirou laughed and said, "What are you doing? I wasn't spying on your Nazarick. This is just a guest's perspective."

"To be honest, you're all a bit unaware of the nature of our restaurant, aren't you? Just as our guests are able to enter, our restaurant is also connected to the various universes where our guests reside. And every guest who dines at our restaurant will appear on the restaurant's television screens, like a TV program, for the other guests to watch."

Ainz Ooal Gown, having been a modern person before and having encountered all sorts of strange things, guessed, "You mean, the multiverse?"

"Pretty much. It's more advanced than the multiverse, so our guests don't need to worry at all. We have no ulterior motives towards our guests. Rather, we do have things we'd like our guests to help us with."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, sit down first. There's no need to be so tense. After all, for guests who can't reach your world, it's just like watching a movie."

Shirou Emiya gestured for Artoria to put away her weapons, and Ainz Ooal Gown also had his three female companions put away their weapons, but the atmosphere in the restaurant remained tense.

Ainz Ooal Gown said, "Even so, how can you guarantee that no one will spy on Nazarick?"

"Please rest assured, guests who wish to travel to other people's worlds need to submit an application to me, and in principle, I do not wish to see any disputes among the guests."

Ainz Ooal Gown was still uneasy. What if someone was hiding well, but then came to his world and blew up the Great Tomb?

"Manager, if I may be so bold, such words are hard to believe. This is essentially an infringement on my power, and it is tantamount to providing Nazarick's intelligence to those with ill intentions."

Artoria sneered: "Hmph, a bunch of undead hiding in the shadows, they only pose a threat to humans!"

"Do you want to die?!" Albedo, having removed her helmet, revealed a gaping, blood-red mouth on her stunningly beautiful face, making her look exceptionally terrifying.

Artoria remained silent, and the Holy Lance, which was not fully retracted, emitted a dazzling starlight.

Shirou Emiya helplessly pressed down on Artoria's hand, while Albedo was pulled back to her seat by Ainz Ooal Gown.

"The guests' concerns are valid, but as a restaurant, I will do everything in my power to protect their privacy whenever they need it. If the guests are very concerned, then starting today, my restaurant's televisions will no longer broadcast any information or videos related to Nazarick that the guests have mentioned."

"I think we need to sign a contract," Ainz Ooal Gown said, his caution ingrained to the core.

"We apologize, but the restaurant does not sign any contracts with any guests. We appreciate your understanding."

"Hmph! That sounds nice! How are we supposed to believe you?!"

As soon as Shalltear finished speaking, dozens of blood-red swords suddenly appeared at her feet. Yu Meiren's cold and irritable voice echoed throughout the restaurant: "Shut up, or I'll kill you, you stinking bug."

Emiya Shirou looked towards the restaurant entrance, where several wives (???) appeared with large and small bags.

"Wow, you guys are moving fast. I thought you'd be shopping for a long time," Shirou Emiya said with a laugh.

Yu Meiren, carrying several bags, snorted and said, "I was so bored, so I came back."

"Since no men are carrying our bags, we girls have no choice but to hurry up," CC, who was also carrying a bag, replied with a smile, then looked at Ainz Ooal Gown and the others: "Oh? New guests?"

Riko chimed in, "Exactly! Shopping with Shirou is so boring!"

Irisviel blushed and clenched her bag tightly, which contained some embarrassing things that Riko had "forced" her to buy.

Everyone's dear little sister, Melette-chan, has several mystery books from the world of Code Geass in her bag. Perfect.

Shalltear was speechless. She instinctively felt that if those dozens of blood swords were stuck in her body, she would really die on the spot.

No wonder the Supreme Being was so wary! It's all my fault!

The others also felt the threat of death, even Ainz Ooal Gown, an undead. Even though he had cast a defensive World Item on himself, he would still die.

This restaurant is hundreds or even thousands of times more troublesome than I imagined! It's like dealing with a game master—utterly troublesome and frustrating!

My caution (playing wits with thin air) was indeed correct; otherwise, things might have been different for me...

However, if that's the case, does it mean that the people in this restaurant aren't interested in my Nazarick?

No, I still need to consult Demiurge when I get back.

A smile appeared on Shirou Emiya's lips. If Yu Meiren hadn't returned early, he probably would have had Artoria step in to intimidate him.

After all, in a restaurant, the staff are just as invincible as the customers!

If this were placed in the alternate world where Ainz Ooal Gown lives, Shalltear would be fully capable of easily defeating Poppy, because in a sense, Poppy is also an undead, and Shalltear is the natural counter to the undead.

Moreover, this world is filled with all sorts of dazzling super magic, primordial magic, and world artifacts.

The Great Tomb might not be considered powerful among the many abnormal universes, but these world artifacts have subtly elevated its strength to another level.

However, in the restaurant, it was a complete reversal of fortune. Didn't you see that even Higane was being thoroughly beaten by Yu Meiren? Accelerator was even being slapped in the pot by Emiya Shirou.

However, this also indirectly reminded Shirou Emiya that unless he and his women (???) never leave the restaurant for the rest of their lives, it is still very necessary for him to improve his strength.

Inside the restaurant, the tense atmosphere turned into one-sided vigilance from the Great Tomb. As the ruler of the Great Tomb, Ainz Ooal Gown, even if he was not strong enough, had to set an example and stand up for himself.

However, Shirou Emiya immediately offered a way out: "Alright, honey, they're not bad people. Just like you get angry when others say bad things about me, if I accidentally offend a customer, the customer's wife will definitely be unhappy too."

This one sentence instantly calmed the atmosphere in the restaurant.

Shalltear and Albedo's gazes towards Shirou Emiya changed.

This store manager really knows how to talk!

We will definitely become Lord Ainz's consorts!

But Ainz Ooal Gown is now in a predicament.

Damn it, this store manager can't say anything nice!

I'm tormented by these two girls every day. If I didn't have XX, I would have been fucked long ago!

It's hard to say for sure. As we all know, putting Shalltear aside, Albedo is a succubus. And there's a theory that succubi don't need intercourse to get pregnant; they can get pregnant using only soul fragments.

It's quite possible that our idiot old man, who has nothing to say about chickens, met Albedo. Maybe it's a match made in heaven, hahaha!

Shirou Emiya suppressed a laugh and said, "Actually, you two ladies don't need to worry. Our restaurant is quite magical; maybe one day your wishes will come true?"

For example, Shirou Emiya genuinely believed that the restaurant had the capability to turn Ainz Ooal Gown into a human form and grow Gigi.

Ainz Ooal Gown said dejectedly, "Manager, shall we change the subject?"

"Okay, okay."

Emiya Shirou also wanted to get down to business as soon as possible, to quickly resolve the mess in the Empire and let the Night Raid build a new Empire.

As expected, Ainz Ooal Gown and his group are still needed! We should utilize them if we can!

"First, let me introduce myself. My name is Emiya Shirou, and I am the owner of this restaurant. I do have some things that require the help of the guests."

"Um, my name is Ainz Ooal Gown. You can just call me Ainz, shopkeeper. What do you need us to do, shopkeeper?"

Inside the Nazarick Tomb, however, Mr. Dihua, the spokesperson, frowned.

"Strange, when did this castle appear?"

Through the artifacts inside the tomb, he saw a castle that reached straight into the clouds above the village of Kahn.

Inside the restaurant, Yui's voice echoed in Shirou Emiya's mind.

"Manager, there's a problem. Aincrad has appeared in the skies above Nazarick."

Emiya Shirou was dumbfounded.

Is today April 1st?

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I can't sleep at all... so I got up and started writing.

You son of a bitch...

New trick, hope you like it.

Tomorrow we'll begin Volume 3.

Zhang Yi always mistakes the guests!

Emiya Shirou was dumbfounded.

What's going on here?

Are you guys playing bumper cars with me?

"What exactly happened? Could it be because of the restaurant?"

Emiya Shirou found it hilarious. He thought to himself, "I'm just a lousy restaurant owner, how could I possibly encounter such a bizarre thing that only appears in infinite flow fanfiction?"

"I don't know either, manager. This has nothing to do with the restaurant... At most, the restaurant just magnified the situation."

But it's definitely not the restaurant's fault. We, the grand cooks, refuse to take the blame!

We, the grand cooks, are never wrong! The problem always lies with our customers!

Emiya Shirou was stunned. Where did you learn this skill of shifting blame? It's a bit too domineering, isn't it?

“I never said those things. Who taught you to say them?”

"Does the manager need to learn this? This is the awareness I should have as a restaurant spirit! Manager, you're not good enough yet," Yui said, her tone full of regret and pity.

???

Emiya Shirou ignored the suddenly arrogant spirit. "Fine, I'll figure it out myself. This is a big deal."

In Ainz Ooal Gown's alternate world.

The villagers of Kahn Village also noticed the huge castle that had suddenly appeared above them, and they were all immediately panicked, fearing that it was another attack by the Order of the Nation.

"What is this?!"

"Wow, it's huge! Is anyone up there?"

"What if it suddenly falls down?!"

"If this falls, a lot of people will die!"