Mr. Gong is not only good at cooking

Merlin replied with a laugh: "How can you be such a useless doctor? We suggest you quit the medical profession."

"...Ah, what a sharp tongue! So real, not at all pretentious or affected!"

"That's right, after all, I came first and spoke frankly."

"Oh dear, I have to go get my child checked out again. She's only fourteen and has to endure all this. Sigh, I hope she'll be alright in the future. Goodbye, Magical☆Merry-chan!"

"Okay, goodbye and good luck! Please continue to support me next time! I'll cheer you on!"

"Ahhh! Magical☆Merry-chan is so wonderful! Waaaaah~"

After the fan logged off, Merlin stretched and continued searching for fun things online.

Artoria fiddled with the bank card Shirou Emiya had given her, pondering whether she should ask him to exchange the money for British currency. Perhaps that would enrich the national treasury, since she knew nothing about shopping and didn't have anything she wanted. Putting the money in the national treasury would serve as a reserve.

With that thought in mind, Artoria went upstairs to the second floor and immediately saw Shirou Emiya playing games in the living room.

"Artoria? We have guests?"

"No, I'm here to discuss something with Shirou."

"What do you want to discuss?" Shirou Emiya pressed the pause button and gestured for Artoria to sit on the sofa.

After sitting down, Artoria took out her bank card and said, "Actually, I don't need this money. Could you please replace it with Aurelion Sol for me?"

"Huh? You're planning to confiscate it for the national treasury? That's your own money, isn't it unnecessary?"

"Mainly because I don't have anywhere to spend money. I don't need it."

Shirou Emiya thought Artoria was far too selfless; did she really want to confiscate all her allowance? Surely Britain wasn't that poor?

I visited Camelot a few days ago, and the sensory experience was quite good.

However, since it was Artoria's own opinion, Shirou Emiya had no choice but to say, "If I go to Camelot again next time, I will change it to Aure for you."

"Thank you, Shirou!" Artoria was very happy. Even if it was just pocket money, it was still money!

Having settled this matter, Artoria was about to return to the restaurant when Shirou Emiya stopped her: "Want to play together?"

Artoria glanced at the game screen, then at the controller, hesitated for a moment, and then shook her head: "But I don't know how."

"It's okay, I'll teach you. This game is very simple." The game Shirou Emiya was playing was Bloodborne, and well, it was indeed quite "simple."

However, Artoria's gaming skills should be a bit higher than Yu Meiren's, right?

When Artoria heard Shirou Emiya say it was easy, she didn't think much of it and figured it probably really was. So she picked up the controller Shirou Emiya handed her, sat down next to him, and asked, "How do I play?"

"Oh, let's go back to where we started the game. I'll teach you some basic controls first."

Emiya Shirou explained in detail how to use each button on the controller to Artoria, then handed the controller back to her: "Here, give it a try."

"Ah."

Artoria began exploring the hospital following the clues when suddenly a familiar werewolf appeared out of nowhere and killed the character Artoria was playing in two quick moves.

"Hmm~", Artoria frowned slightly. Wasn't it supposed to be very simple? Or is it because my skills are too bad?

Without hesitation, the Bunny Girl Queen said to Shirou Emiya, "Shirou, let's try again."

"Um, but this... okay." Seeing Artoria's serious expression, Shirou Emiya restarted the game.

Then Artoria died.

Restart.

This time, he managed to hold on for three or four tries before collapsing again.

"Ugh!!! Again!" A fierce fire of victory blazed in Artoria's eyes. "I refuse to believe I can't even beat my first enemy!"

Three times, four times... thirty times, forty times.

Finally, on the seventieth try, Artoria happily raised her arms and shouted, "I'm still amazing! Did you see that, Shirou? I defeated that werewolf with my bare hands!"

As Artoria moved, the two soft mounds on her chest shook violently. Because she wasn't wearing a bra, the bunny girl outfit was too big, stretching her chest and making it a little loose. From Shirou Emiya's angle, a small red spot could be clearly seen.

Shirou Emiya immediately turned his head away, but Artoria didn't know that. She thought it was because she hadn't handled things well enough, and Shirou Emiya couldn't bear to look at her.

Her thighs, encased in smooth fishnet stockings, pressed tightly against Shirou Emiya's thighs. At the same time, she leaned close to Shirou Emiya's ear, puzzled, and asked, "Did I do something wrong? Can you demonstrate it for me? I'll definitely improve."

"No, Artoria is already very powerful."

"Really? Then why did you turn your head?"

"...I, Artoria, isn't this dress a bit too big for you?"

Emiya Shirou decided to speak frankly.

"Eh..." Artoria looked down at her chest and immediately understood why Shirou Emiya had turned his head away earlier. Her pretty face turned bright red instantly, and she quickly dropped the controller and covered her chest with both hands.

It would have been better if they hadn't covered them up; the more they covered them up, the more erotic it became. It felt like those two rabbits were really going to jump out of their breasts, leaving Shirou Emiya completely dumbfounded.

"Artoria, why don't you change back into your original clothes?"

"Um, but I didn't bring it..."

"Then wait a moment."

Emiya Shirou called upon his perfect tool: "Yui, bring me an outfit that fits Artoria."

"Okay, store manager."

Then Yui sent me an Artoria bunny girl outfit.

???

"You..."

"Manager, you didn't specify what style you wanted..."

Shirou Emiya was defeated. He took out a piece of clothing and handed it to Artoria: "This one will fit you. Try it on."

Artoria blushed, picked up her clothes, went into her room, slammed the door shut, and pressed her back against it.

"What should I do? A man has seen my most important body part..."

Mei Linqing, what should I do? It seems he never taught me what to do if I'm seen...

Hmm, if it's just Shirou, he shouldn't be anything filthy, right? After all, he reminded me...

In the restaurant, the wind chimes rang.

A tall man dressed entirely in black armor, including a completely black helmet, and wearing a red cloak, walked into the restaurant carrying two giant swords.

Behind him were three women who appeared to be his teammates.

"Is this the restaurant that the Supreme Being mentioned?" asked the woman, who was also clad in full-body armor that resembled a demon.

Upon seeing this, Merlin immediately closed his laptop and shouted, "Manager, we have a customer!"

Shirou Emiya was about to knock on the door when he heard the sound and instinctively looked towards the stairwell on the second floor.

"squeak"

Artoria's door opened, and Shirou Emiya, without retracting his hand, accidentally struck the King of Knights' rabbit, resulting in an erotic transformation.

“…Shirou?” Artoria tilted her head.

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The update is here, and I'm continuing my reckless behavior.

I'm such a lazy dog, waaaaaah!

P.S. I really can't do it today... I'm going to sleep. Sorry, I'm 11,000 words behind now, sob sob sob.

Manager Zhang Sishi is a real liar!

Emiya Shirou retrieved his pig's trotter flower with lightning speed.

Then, looking at Artoria with clear eyes, he said, "I didn't mean to, Artoria."

"Shirou... here..."

Artoria blushed and pointed at Shirou Emiya's lower body, then ran downstairs.

Emiya Shirou looked down, then gazed at the sky.

"Damn it, I'm done playing, my pants are moving."

But isn't Artoria not even 20 years old yet? Who taught her all this?!

It must have been that stupid idiot Merlin who instilled that in him!!

But to be fair, isn't Artoria just too cute like this?

This kind of woman is definitely someone you should marry.

But what about Yu Meiren...?

Ugh, you son of a bitch.

Emiya Shirou sighed, straightened his small chest, then tugged at the hem of his clothes and went downstairs.

There were four guests in the restaurant on the first floor.

Two figures, completely covered in black armor, one dressed in a black evening gown and the other in a maid outfit.

The man in the red cloak was clearly the leader of the group. He waved his hand and said in a very generous manner, "Boss, bring out your best dishes!"

Emiya Shirou rolled his eyes. He even changed his tone of voice to conceal his identity? Was it really necessary?

Are you worried that I'll recognize you?

But I still know who you are!

And it's a good thing that Yu Meiren wasn't there, otherwise she would have torn that fake-breasted loli to shreds on the spot if she saw her.

But since you want to pretend, then go ahead and pretend. I won't choose to play along and turn a blind eye.

Emiya Shirou, playing along, pretended not to recognize Ainz Ooal Gown and the others, and flashed his signature business smile: "I'm good at everything, what would you like, sir?"

"Hmph, big..." Nabella was about to make a sarcastic remark, but was stopped by Ainz Ooal Gown's cough. Ainz Ooal Gown said, "I wonder if the food here can be taken away? Because we still have an injured companion staying at our lodgings, so we hope the food can be packed up."

“No problem. Do you want to take them all with you, or just one?” Emiya Shirou had no objection at all.

"...All of them." Ainz Ooal Gown was speechless. "I can't eat them either, or I'll give myself away!"

Emiya Shirou nodded, then turned and walked into the kitchen.

But speaking of which, what do the people of Nazarick eat again?

Emiya Shirou remembers that there was a dog in the Great Tomb with a particularly lavish lunch, so as long as it's a living being, it can eat whatever it wants?

Emiya Shirou glanced down at the refrigerator, where a bag of fresh cherry tomatoes caught his eye.

"Have it!"

Inside the restaurant, Albedo still couldn't find anything unusual. Apart from the man with the flashy hair and the woman in the bunny girl outfit who weren't human, the other person with black hair and a spiky hairstyle was clearly human.

Even the boss is human, so what is the Supreme Being so afraid of?

"Supreme Lord, if I may be so bold, such a character poses no threat to us whatsoever." Naberal was quite direct; she looked down on humans from the bottom of her heart, especially that hedgehog-headed guy who looked utterly pathetic.

Ainz Ooal Gown shook his head and reminded her again, "Nabe, watch your words."

Soon, Shirou Emiya came out carrying several plates of packaged chicken and duck blood curd. The unique smell immediately attracted the attention of a certain fake-breasted vampire, and the others also turned their attention to the bag in Shirou Emiya's hand.

Ainz Ooal Gown was stunned.

Then I started mentally ranting and raving.

What's going on?!

Why is it all animal blood?

What is the boss implying?

Has he discovered our identities?

Where did our disguise go wrong?

Impossible! My disguise should be flawless; this outfit was never seen in the restaurant.

Narberal, Albedo, and Shalltear have never been to the restaurant before. How did the owner know that?

Emiya Shirou did know who these people were, but he pretended not to. He pointed to the blood curd in the bag and said, "This is a Chinese dish that I recently learned to make. It is rich in trace elements and has extremely high nutritional value."