"Uh..."
Finally, Jiang Shu finished setting up the equipment: "A classic Litang song, I got a smoke, I want to smoke, I'm dedicating it to you all!"
Just as the words fell, a burst of powerful music suddenly came through.
Like a hurricane, it blew so hard that everyone present couldn't open their eyes.
"This prelude..."
"Wow...that's powerful!"
As the new music played, everyone's hearts, which had gradually calmed down after the abrupt end, began to stir again.
Their bodies began to sway again.
It was even more intense than before.
But it's not over yet.
Having gradually found his rhythm, Jiang Shu put the microphone to his mouth and began rapping.
"I walk with a flamboyant air, reeking of cigarettes. If you want to buy the Ruike 5th generation, look no further than me. He's nothing but a crap when I give him the middle finger. I'm burping on stage while I'm gesturing to the Snow Leopard..."
Everyone was stunned.
What is he singing?
"It sounds like Chinese, but it's too fast for me to understand."
"But it's precisely this feeling of not understanding that's sophisticated!"
"Ah, this feeling of having something sticky in your mouth that makes you slur your speech is strangely fascinating!"
Everyone gradually descended into madness!
Looking at the crowd below the stage slowly succumbing to their demonic possession, Jiang Shu revealed a confident smile.
No one, no one can resist the brainwashing power of Litang classic songs!
Whenever he recalls the exhilarating feeling of feeling like he was floating when he first heard this heavenly music, he only feels resentment that God is unfair and only allowed him to experience this pleasure once.
Bai Yuanyi and Lin Xian'er, who were initially embarrassed by Jiang Shu's behavior, found themselves drawn into the situation without realizing it.
Bai Yuanyi sighed, "If he had been the DJ last time I came, wouldn't I have been spending all my time here?"
Lin Xian'er stared at Jiang Shu on the stage, her eyes behind her hazmat suit shining slightly.
Qin Tian, with a nosebleed, came out of the toilet, leaned against the wall, gently shaking his leg, and smiled despite the pain from the wound on his lip.
The young woman, her hands resting on the second-floor railing, stared intently at Jiang Shu.
When the music ended, the entire hall fell silent.
But the next moment, it's unclear who started it.
"I want to smoke... Xiao Yan... I want to smoke... Xiao Yan..."
The cheers grew louder and louder, and the number of cheering people increased.
Everyone was enthusiastically praising the name Xiao Yan.
Jiang Shu's charm, through her music, is like a magical seed, deeply planted in everyone's heart.
Before they could even recover from the feeling of their souls being ripped out, they heard Jiang Shu shout, "Who wants to be ripped out?"
"I want to smoke!"
"Who wants to slap me?"
I want to punch you!
Jiang Shu leaped down from the high platform and opened his arms to his devout followers:
"Woman, come here and pry it open yourself!"
"Men, step aside and turn around!"
"Everyone line up, one at a time!"
Chapter Sixty-One: What is a Hexagonal Warrior?
Jiang Shu is the kind of person who loses interest in things she has already done.
If it's something that can be controlled by willpower, he can barely manage to pinch his nose, but if it requires his body to make some instinctive reactions, he absolutely cannot do it without some new tricks.
Fortunately, although he had attended silver parties before, he had never tried being the only one to hold off ten thousand.
This is precisely why he chose to demonstrate his genius-level spiritual abilities to the fertility-focused sect in this way.
It's not only intuitive, but also very impactful.
Jiang Shu took out the champagne that had been prepared beforehand, uncorked the bottle, and sprayed the liquor onto the dance floor, as well as onto herself.
The formal work shirt from the 4S store clung tightly to his body, outlining his perfect curves.
He ran his fingers through his hair, raised his chin, and let the liquor slide down his neck, exuding his charm.
Just as rap can transform a poorly educated, low-class blond guy into a dazzling new star, all women have forgotten how they ridiculed and looked down on Jiang Shu before the time it took to sing a song.
Music is such a magical thing.
Especially for women who frequent such places of entertainment, musical talent can make them even more obsessed, and unconventional behavior can make them even more crazy.
Compared to their usual luxury cars, gold watches, or gentle and considerate treatment, cheap perfume and rude treatment satisfy their imagination of freedom in the dead of night.
When a man saw his female companion pounce on him as if bewitched, vying for attention with other women, he finally realized something was wrong.
But it is already late.
Before they could react, Jiang Shu was already like an elegant symphony orchestra conductor, single-handedly controlling the entire situation. He had someone play the piano on one side and the flute on the other, and occasionally he could pluck the strings, drawing cheers from the audience.
It can truly be said that—
Ambidextrous, how impressive!
"Is he serious?" Bai Yuanyi, sitting in the corner, was dumbfounded.
He thought Jiang Shu was just making a slightly excessive joke to push the performance to a climax, but he never expected that Jiang Shu would actually keep his word.
The key point is that those people were actually very cooperative, which he just couldn't understand.
“That’s normal,” Lin Xian’er said softly from inside the hazmat suit. “For these people, dancing here is their life, music is their life. Being able to witness the birth of a legend is something that can excite them more.”
“Even if we make them eagerly go and deliver it, and there's no official recognition or compensation afterwards, they'll still be very willing.” The young woman on the second floor was also smiling, her eyes filled with appreciation and surprise, and she muttered to herself:
"With such talent and charm, coupled with this unconventional style, not to mention female cultivators who also cultivate for the sake of having many children, even female cultivators from other sects would be happy to cultivate with him without any return, right?"
Upon hearing the young woman's words, the dozen or so promising young men behind her, who all believed in the saying "many children, many blessings," cast envious glances at Jiang Shu.
Given their circumstances, finding one or two regular partners wouldn't be difficult, but it would require a significant investment of time, energy, and money. It's impossible for them to be like Jiang Shu, who could gather all the flowers of Chang'an in a single day with zero cost in the time it takes to sing a song.
Jiang Shu's presence made them, who were already in a fierce competition, feel even more threatened.
Just then, someone moved in the dance floor on the first floor.
Finally, someone couldn't accept reality and couldn't stand the female partner they had spent a month cultivating a relationship with, who was absent-minded when eating with them, wouldn't let them hold hands on the street, replied to messages with extremely short messages, whom they had always thought was aloof, and who deliberately avoided physical contact with them even when they were dancing.
Now he's actually kneeling in front of Jiang Shu.
He rolled up his sleeves, radiating a dazzling light.
"Looking down on me... How dare you look down on me... You'd rather work with this scum than look down on me, a disciple of the Dangerous Sect!!"
He wanted to kill Jiang Shu in one blow.
Suddenly.
A hand was placed on his shoulder.
"Hehehe, the rules of the shop are that dangerous forces cannot be used."
The man turned his head and saw Qin Tian's ferocious face.
He was startled at first, but quickly recovered due to extreme anger.
"Get lost! Mind your own business!"
"Oh?" Qin Tian's eyes turned greedy: "You want to cause trouble?"
"What's it to you?"
"I'm the security guard here." Qin Tian pulled the man out like he was picking up a chick: "If you want to fight, come out and fight me. I won't fight back, hehehe!"
The man was immediately gripped by fear.
Because even as a disciple of the Danger Sect, he couldn't even struggle!
This security guard is actually a powerful expert?!
......
It was an hour later when Jiang Shu returned to her booth.
The reason it ended so quickly was either because he was somewhat bored, or because his opponents had lost their ability to fight.
On the dance floor, everyone was slumped over, with people occasionally twitching, making it even more spectacular than Ip Man's "I'm going to fight ten of them".
"I thought you guys would come and play together."
Jiang Shu said to Bai Yuanyi and Lin Xian'er.
Bai Yuanyi was stunned: "Uh... there's a share for me too?"
“It’s gone now.” Jiang Shu shrugged.
Lin Xian'er sat up a little straighter and quietly relaxed her legs, which had been pressed together: "I can't do it. The environment here is too dangerous for me. If I take off the hazmat suit, I'll probably have an allergic reaction immediately."
"You actually wanted to go?" Bai Yuanyi looked at Lin Xian'er in shock.
Realizing she had let something slip, Lin Xian'er lowered her head slightly and remained silent.
"It's the right thing to not go," Jiang Shu said, trying to help Lin Xian'er out of the predicament.
Then, with a serious expression, he pulled a bunch of test strips and a small box from his pocket. He first put the test strips into the small box, and then bit his finger open, dripping blood onto each test strip.
"What are you doing?" Bai Yuanyi's attention was drawn to these things he had never seen before.
Lin Xian'er, however, seemed to realize something: "Could it be..."
“That’s right.” Jiang Shu nodded: “This is a tool I secretly obtained yesterday at the hospital to test for various infectious diseases.”
The test strip reacted quickly.
They all tested positive!
Jiang Shu smiled and said, "As expected, you hit the mark completely."
Lin Xian'er looked at those diseases that could be considered incurable for ordinary people or even those with low cultivation levels, and then looked at Jiang Shu, who looked relaxed, and seemed to be deep in thought.
Bai Yuanyi was speechless: "You can still laugh? The people here have high cultivation levels, so they can suppress it and don't care about these things when they're playing around. But you just graduated not long ago and haven't even embarked on the path of cultivation yet. If you don't take this opportunity to block it, you still have the mood to joke around. Are you going to die?!"
"Don't worry," Jiang Shu said dismissively. "I already have antibodies to this kind of minor illness."
"Anti-...antibodies?" Bai Yuanyi seemed to have heard something incomprehensible: "You mean the kind of antibodies you have that don't require cultivation to suppress, but can eliminate diseases on their own and achieve self-healing effects simply by relying on your body's functions?"
“Yes, Miss Lin knows the details.” Jiang Shu smiled and said, “Yesterday I accidentally broke a blood sample that was carrying an infectious disease and was immediately quarantined. Although they did detect the virus in me, it was quickly dealt with by my immune system. It was because Miss Lin heard about this that she had contact with me out of curiosity.”
"That's why she..." Bai Yuanyi suddenly realized.
Lin Xian'er would naturally be interested in this special physique of the senior sister of the "Immune to All Diseases" sect.
If Jiang Shu can truly be immune to all diseases solely through his own constitution, then it means that there exists a constitution in the world even more suitable for being immune to all diseases than the afflictive toxin that attracts all diseases.
Those who possess this constitution can even intentionally contract dangerous diseases at a rudimentary stage of cultivation, thereby maximizing the insurance return effect and rapidly achieving great success.
"Look, it was working just now, but it's not now." Jiang Shu waved the new test strip in front of Bai Yuanyi, and the new test showed no reaction at all.
Jiang Shu smiled and said, "I was just curious to see how many diseases I could catch at once. The previous limit was five, but I didn't expect to break the record here. It truly deserves to be the top nightclub in the entire Insurance Continent. I'm impressed!"
Well, he's a repeat offender!
Lin Xian'er moved her head, as if she was about to say something, when Qin Tian, who had been missing for a long time, suddenly ran in through the front door.
With his head covered in blood, he said solemnly to Jiang Shu, "There are hundreds of people outside who specifically named you and want to cause you trouble. They said they would kill you no matter what. I helped you settle things, but they said they remembered your name and face, and they will beat you every time they see you, until you die."
"How could this be?" Bai Yuanyi asked Jiang Shu, puzzled. "You've only been here a few days, how did you attract so many enemies?"
"It must be related to these people," Lin Xian'er said, looking at the mess on the dance floor.
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